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Princess Peach.
She is the Princess of the Mario Kingdom, she wears Pink dresses, she speaks in a very high voice and she has long golden hair.
But have you ever looked at Peach and noticed anything remotely wrong with 'her'?
Now, I have played an enormous amount of Nintendo games, infact I think I may have played their whole arsenal yet hardly ever do I see any girls apart from Peach herself.
It's a rule that girl's don't fight, they let the boys do it for them. The only time girls are allowed to fight is when they are either in some mud with another female companion or if they are a Gladiator for ITV's hit show.
So either Peach is up for some girl-on-girl action or she is a Gladiator or maybe she is just a man...IN DISGUISE.
Yep, you heard it right. Peach is a male. From now on Peach will be known as Mitch.
You see, when Mitch has finished his time within a game he takes off his skirt, spits on it, puts on some heavy metal tunes, stick in a fag and bops his head. Long gone is the Pink skirt of Peach, Mitch is here with his baggy pants and chains. Long gone is the Golden hair of Peach and in comes the long Black hair of Mitch.
Prince Mitch of the Mushroom Kingdom not Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
She is the Princess of the Mario Kingdom, she wears Pink dresses, she speaks in a very high voice and she has long golden hair.
But have you ever looked at Peach and noticed anything remotely wrong with 'her'?
Now, I have played an enormous amount of Nintendo games, infact I think I may have played their whole arsenal yet hardly ever do I see any girls apart from Peach herself.
It's a rule that girl's don't fight, they let the boys do it for them. The only time girls are allowed to fight is when they are either in some mud with another female companion or if they are a Gladiator for ITV's hit show.
So either Peach is up for some girl-on-girl action or she is a Gladiator or maybe she is just a man...IN DISGUISE.
Yep, you heard it right. Peach is a male. From now on Peach will be known as Mitch.
You see, when Mitch has finished his time within a game he takes off his skirt, spits on it, puts on some heavy metal tunes, stick in a fag and bops his head. Long gone is the Pink skirt of Peach, Mitch is here with his baggy pants and chains. Long gone is the Golden hair of Peach and in comes the long Black hair of Mitch.
Prince Mitch of the Mushroom Kingdom not Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
do you guy really want to know what peach gets up to while mario, is out?
look if what to see her true side,
http://pics.steakandcheese.com/peachstar.jpg
look if what to see her true side,
http://pics.steakandcheese.com/peachstar.jpg
what next? lara croft?...now that would REALLY explain the change of her breasts. Or was it all down to the power of the console :S
Peach is a man in drag.
Face it.
:-D
Face it.
:-D
Or maybe the money from the success when to the plastic surgen
Well that would explain the ever changing breast size..
So all those years, I have fancied... I mean 'followed' a man?
Princess Peach.
She is the Princess of the Mario Kingdom, she wears Pink dresses, she speaks in a very high voice and she has long golden hair.
But have you ever looked at Peach and noticed anything remotely wrong with 'her'?
Now, I have played an enormous amount of Nintendo games, infact I think I may have played their whole arsenal yet hardly ever do I see any girls apart from Peach herself.
It's a rule that girl's don't fight, they let the boys do it for them. The only time girls are allowed to fight is when they are either in some mud with another female companion or if they are a Gladiator for ITV's hit show.
So either Peach is up for some girl-on-girl action or she is a Gladiator or maybe she is just a man...IN DISGUISE.
Yep, you heard it right. Peach is a male. From now on Peach will be known as Mitch.
You see, when Mitch has finished his time within a game he takes off his skirt, spits on it, puts on some heavy metal tunes, stick in a fag and bops his head. Long gone is the Pink skirt of Peach, Mitch is here with his baggy pants and chains. Long gone is the Golden hair of Peach and in comes the long Black hair of Mitch.
Prince Mitch of the Mushroom Kingdom not Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
She is the Princess of the Mario Kingdom, she wears Pink dresses, she speaks in a very high voice and she has long golden hair.
But have you ever looked at Peach and noticed anything remotely wrong with 'her'?
Now, I have played an enormous amount of Nintendo games, infact I think I may have played their whole arsenal yet hardly ever do I see any girls apart from Peach herself.
It's a rule that girl's don't fight, they let the boys do it for them. The only time girls are allowed to fight is when they are either in some mud with another female companion or if they are a Gladiator for ITV's hit show.
So either Peach is up for some girl-on-girl action or she is a Gladiator or maybe she is just a man...IN DISGUISE.
Yep, you heard it right. Peach is a male. From now on Peach will be known as Mitch.
You see, when Mitch has finished his time within a game he takes off his skirt, spits on it, puts on some heavy metal tunes, stick in a fag and bops his head. Long gone is the Pink skirt of Peach, Mitch is here with his baggy pants and chains. Long gone is the Golden hair of Peach and in comes the long Black hair of Mitch.
Prince Mitch of the Mushroom Kingdom not Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.