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A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost? About 40 students raised
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Billy-Bob, way in the back raised his hand.The professor took off his glasses, peers toward the back of the room and says, "Son, in all the years I've been teaching this class, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and made his way to the
podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor said,
"Well, now, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Billy-Bob replied, "From way back there I thought you said "Goats".
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Well maybe not the funniest ever, but not bad
:D
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost? About 40 students raised
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Billy-Bob, way in the back raised his hand.The professor took off his glasses, peers toward the back of the room and says, "Son, in all the years I've been teaching this class, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and made his way to the
podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor said,
"Well, now, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Billy-Bob replied, "From way back there I thought you said "Goats".
---------
Well maybe not the funniest ever, but not bad
:D
hmmmmm, 6/10
and dont swear, its not nice
and dont swear, its not nice
Crap
lol, stupid hicks
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Is this story true? If it is it would be funny.
true but i think it's just a joke
> Is this story true? If it is it would be funny.
true but i think it's just a joke
That's crap.
Is this story true? If it is it would be funny.
Heh.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Nothing more, nothing less.
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost? About 40 students raised
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Billy-Bob, way in the back raised his hand.The professor took off his glasses, peers toward the back of the room and says, "Son, in all the years I've been teaching this class, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and made his way to the
podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor said,
"Well, now, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Billy-Bob replied, "From way back there I thought you said "Goats".
---------
Well maybe not the funniest ever, but not bad
:D
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost? About 40 students raised
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Billy-Bob, way in the back raised his hand.The professor took off his glasses, peers toward the back of the room and says, "Son, in all the years I've been teaching this class, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and made his way to the
podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor said,
"Well, now, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Billy-Bob replied, "From way back there I thought you said "Goats".
---------
Well maybe not the funniest ever, but not bad
:D