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"CAW Battle Royale: Cabbage Man vs RkS vs The Rat vs The Psychiatrist (and HardCAW malarky)"

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Sat 30/03/02 at 13:57
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Only knew I was writing this today. So I got a bit carried away and just wrote whatever came into my head. Enjoy.

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“Hello everybody...and welcome, to the special reserve arena!” Ring announcer Howard Finkel begins the introductions, as Michael Cole and Al Snow begin discussing the various happenings so far this week at ring-side. “Ladies and gentlemen, Introducing first, making his way to ringside, The HardCAW champion...RkS!!!”

The titan-tron springs into life as RkS stretches himself with the aid of the ropes. Footage is shown from earlier in the day. RkS is knocking on a door marked ‘Commisioner’. “Come in!” RkS goes in. “Listen, commisioner, I’ve got this match tonight and I was wondering, seeing as it’s a Battle Royal, can I waiver the 24/7 rule?” Reaver (Ant) replies “No you can’t, now get your backside out of my office!” RkS gets his backside out of Reaver’s office. RkS is looking understandably nervous in the ring. This match leaves him a sitting duck!

“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!!!” Here comes relative new-comer, The Cabbage Man, making his way to the ring dressed up as a giant cabbage. Bizzare! But whats this?!? Cabbage Man has brought Mike Chioda (Loki) with him! Cabbage Man rushes RkS, running drop-kick! Cabbage Man goes for the cover. 1---2---Kick Out!!! We nearly had a new HardCAW champ there! As officially sanctioned referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) argues with Chioda about what is going on, Cabbage Man and RkS trade blows!

“Tell me, what is on your mind?” But look out, because here comes up and coming talent, The Phsychiatrist (MikeAll). The Psychiatrist is in no rush to get to the ring as he slowly and somewhat menacingly makes his way down to the ring. He steps over the ropes and in a sudden burst of explosive pace , sprints across the ring and hits RkS and The Cabbage Man with a double clothesline!

One of the protective mats at ringside begins to move and is eventually pushed upwards as the Rat (Allardini) emerges from a hidden man-hole cover. The Rat sneaks into the ring behind the Psychiatrist and hits him with an inverted DDT! The Rat quickly rolls out of the ring and back over to the manhole he just emerged from and pulls out a crowbar! Cabbage man has seen this though and rolls quickly out of the ring. However, he is too slow getting to The Rat and gets clobbered in his face with it for his troubles!.

The Rat is now back into the ring with crowbar in hand! Earl Hebner attempts to talk him out of using it. Cabbage Man has hauled himself back up onto some sort of base with the help of the ring-side protective wall, but is now obviously pouring with blood! The Psychiatrist dives out of the way, just in time to avoid getting clobbered and looks like he is not gonna get back into the ring! The Rat motions to RkS to get back to his feet. RkS unwittingly obliges and gets clobbered full on. A Huge thud echos through the arena as The Rat clobbers his former Revolution team mate! Earl Hebner throws this match out! But Mike Chioda makes a count as The Rat Makes the cover 1---2—3!!!

“Ladies and gentlemen. The referee, Earl hebmner has declared this match a no-contest, however, under the 24-7 rule, ladies and gentlemen your new HardCAW champion is The Rat (Allardini)!!!”

The Rat (Allardini) looks delighted and celebrates in the ring as the fans give him a round booing. CLANG!!! Oh my god!!! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) has got the man-hole cover that was laying at ring side and has just hit The Rat full-on over the head with it! Cover 1---2---3!!! Another new HardCAW champion!!!

“Ladies and Gentlemen, your new HardCAW champion The Pyschiatrist (MikeAll)!!!”

A medical support team rushes to ringside to tend to the badly bleeding Cabbage Man and The Rat, who is obviously out cold, as well as RkS who doesn’t even know he has lost his HardCAW title by the looks of it. The Psychiatrist stand in the ring sneering and surveying the destruction all around him.

Suddenly “Der, der der der der der der I am Real American..” The fans are on their feet cheering like Crazy as The Crusher (Tazz) runs down the ramp like a man possessed ans throws a flurry of punches at The Psychiatrist! Crusher’s onslaught backs The ‘trist back into the ropes. Crusher whips the Psychiatrist into the ropes on the other side of the ring and swings a big clothesline at the HardCAW champion, but he ducked!!! The Psychiatrist in one swift movement comes up behind the Crusher and locks him in a sleeper hold!!! The Psychiatrist keeps the hold locked in, until The Crusher’s lights are out, before eventually making his way back up the ramp!

The Psychiatrist only stops to turn around as he is right by the cutain and sure that no-one in the ring is moving. The Psychiatrist raises his hands, victorious at claiming his first SRW title, The HardCAW ti---CLANG!!! Chair shot form behind the curtain!!! The Psychoiatrist slumps into a heap! Hold on?!? Thant chair is wrapped in barbed wire which can only mean one thing!!! The Cong Man emerges from behind the curtains and he has his Tag-Team partner Hawk (AfroJoe) with him! Cong Man looks at Hawk and points at the fallen Psychiatrist. Hawk makes the cover as Cong drags Nick Patrick (Hybird Valaves) through the curtain and te;lls him to make the count! 1---2---3!!!

“Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner and new HardCAW champion, Hawk (AfroJoe)!”

The Cong Man and Hawk sprint off through the curtain and are shown running backstage all the way into a waiting van! On the way they end up being chased by Grandprix, but he isn’t quick enough. As the van speeds off Grandprix stands at the exit doors cursing.

Erm, yeah…that’s it, thanks for reading!
Sun 07/04/02 at 19:57
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"Mole Hole"
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Good match Cong Man. Well done Afro on winning the title.:-)

Cheers B.C
Sun 31/03/02 at 10:57
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"I like cheese"
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Okay, I'll take you two from The Revolution, but keep it going with everyone else. Also, I'll add Dead Wonder.
Sun 31/03/02 at 09:54
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"sdomehtongng"
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Yeah, so do I, but Shaun made us quite good facesw, you have to admit.

:-)
Sun 31/03/02 at 09:45
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"..."
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Ant wrote:
> MikeAll wrote:
> I've tasted success and now I want more. Both Hawk and
> Cong Man will suffer as
> a consequence of costing me my title. Fight the
> System!

Maybe the System Fighters will have something to say in next week's
> CAW Heavyweight and Tag Title match between Da Animalz and STD and DW...

By
> the way, Congie, are The Revolution finished??

Dunno Ant, but me and Hawk have definitely left it. As big groups of faces just don't work...(and I make a better heel anyway...)
Sat 30/03/02 at 22:15
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"sdomehtongng"
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Well, unless all those other guys that were in it are still in it, then yes, it is finished.
Sat 30/03/02 at 22:13
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"I like cheese"
Posts: 16,918
MikeAll wrote:
> I've tasted success and now I want more. Both Hawk and Cong Man will suffer as
> a consequence of costing me my title. Fight the System!

Maybe the System Fighters will have something to say in next week's CAW Heavyweight and Tag Title match between Da Animalz and STD and DW...

By the way, Congie, are The Revolution finished??
Sat 30/03/02 at 21:53
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"sdomehtongng"
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Ooh, I won.

Nice going Cong! The match was really well written (especially in the time you had given). You do involve yourself quite a lot, but when I'm involved too that's ok. :-)

Unlucky to all the participants of the match. :D

AJ.
Sat 30/03/02 at 19:52
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"Where's SR?"
Posts: 1,310
I've tasted success and now I want more. Both Hawk and Cong Man will suffer as a consequence of costing me my title. Fight the System!
Sat 30/03/02 at 18:40
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"I like cheese"
Posts: 16,918
*Opens the Championship Records file* I'll be needing this...

Congratulations to all 3 men who won the HardCAW Championship, because whether it be for 10 seconds or not it still counts in the record books. Big well done to AfroJoe, you deserve that title mate.

Crap match Congie. Yeah, why do you always involve yourself?? Selfish...*mumbles*

:D Kidding, of course. Brilliant stuff, my favourite part was Grandprix trying to chase you but being too slow. :d Great use of weapons and I liked the action in between entrances.

Congrats to the NEW HardCAW Champion, Hawk (AfroJoe)!!
Sat 30/03/02 at 17:50
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I certainly hope so.

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