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"The Adventures Of Mario & Mitch"

It was a bright summers day in the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario was laying on his side just flicking some Ants. Mario had his radio with him and it was on full blast, Pavarotti played. Suddenly Mario started to feel cold, the sun seemed to be going in, the place had become suddenly darker. Mario put his hat back on to keep himself warm when suddenly the strong voice of Pavarotti disappeared and a harsh scream over roaring guitars was heard instead.

Mario : Mumma Mia! What in the name of Mushroom Kingdom is this pile of poop?

Mitch : This is ROCK!

*he mosh's his head*

Mario : Rock...didn't I have to fight one of those things on top of that hill in Mario 64?

Mitch : No you fool that was a concrete slab.

Mario : A wah?

Mitch : A paving stone...

Mario : Ohhhh I see...anyway what are you doing here Mitch? I was enjoying time by myself in the sunshine just watching the birds and the bee's.

Mitch : Mind if I watch?

Mario : Sure...

*They sit together*

Mario : I thought you didn't like to sit in the sunshine Mitch?

Mitch : I don't, but I'm waiting to watch the birds and the bee's like you said.

Mario : Oh ok.

*Silence*

Mitch : Well where's this show then?

Mario : Huh?

Mitch : Ah don't worry you Italian fool, go make me some Pizza or something!

Mario : I don't do Pizza, I was only programmed to jump, say "Mumma Mia!" and save the Princess whom I love very much. She is such a sweet girl who I lvoe with all my heart.

Mitch : You mean Prince.

Mario : Huh? Who? Peach is married?!?

*He starts to get a tear in his eye*

Mitch : No you idiot! I am Peach!

Mario : No you're not, you're Mitch!

Mitch : Exactly, Peach - Mitch same thing.

Mario : No, because you are a man and she is a woman...

Mitch : Let me ask you something Mario...have you ever looked underneath that 'girls' skirt?

Mario : No...why?

Mitch : Because that is how you find out if someone is a boy or a girl you idiot!

Mario : Is it?!?

Mitch : Yes it is! You mean you never got taught this as a child?!?

Mario : I was never a child, just an over-weight plumber, just like Luigi was made lanky and Peach made a girl.

Mitch : You don't get it do you...Peach is not a girl, she wasn't created because they couldn't be bothered.

Mario : Oh...

Mitch : Yeah, so they got someone else to put on a costume, make their voice high and act as her. They chose a man.

Mario : That's stupid, who would do that? They must be the biggest idiot in the Mushroom Kingdom to do that! It's like they are a man pretending to be a woman and that would make me...a man lover!

*He laughs very hard*

Mitch : Mario...I am Peach.

Mario : Oh ok.

*He runs out of sight*

So peach is actually a cross dressing metalhead called Mitch eh?

Just as I suspected...

Ah right, well it's Meach then :-)

About the Mario speak...I thought you could just use your own imaginations to get that Italian accent :-D

It's-a good to see that for once-a someone has not made-a Mario speak-a in a stupid way like-a this.

yeah but two things must always be one eg. a cat crossed with a dog is a COG

Peach is Mitch.

Mitch is Peach.

So mitch is male and peach is female
need a compromise - Meach, Pitch, Petch, Bob
Hmmmm, bob sounds good

It was a bright summers day in the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario was laying on his side just flicking some Ants. Mario had his radio with him and it was on full blast, Pavarotti played. Suddenly Mario started to feel cold, the sun seemed to be going in, the place had become suddenly darker. Mario put his hat back on to keep himself warm when suddenly the strong voice of Pavarotti disappeared and a harsh scream over roaring guitars was heard instead.

Mario : Mumma Mia! What in the name of Mushroom Kingdom is this pile of poop?

Mitch : This is ROCK!

*he mosh's his head*

Mario : Rock...didn't I have to fight one of those things on top of that hill in Mario 64?

Mitch : No you fool that was a concrete slab.

Mario : A wah?

Mitch : A paving stone...

Mario : Ohhhh I see...anyway what are you doing here Mitch? I was enjoying time by myself in the sunshine just watching the birds and the bee's.

Mitch : Mind if I watch?

Mario : Sure...

*They sit together*

Mario : I thought you didn't like to sit in the sunshine Mitch?

Mitch : I don't, but I'm waiting to watch the birds and the bee's like you said.

Mario : Oh ok.

*Silence*

Mitch : Well where's this show then?

Mario : Huh?

Mitch : Ah don't worry you Italian fool, go make me some Pizza or something!

Mario : I don't do Pizza, I was only programmed to jump, say "Mumma Mia!" and save the Princess whom I love very much. She is such a sweet girl who I lvoe with all my heart.

Mitch : You mean Prince.

Mario : Huh? Who? Peach is married?!?

*He starts to get a tear in his eye*

Mitch : No you idiot! I am Peach!

Mario : No you're not, you're Mitch!

Mitch : Exactly, Peach - Mitch same thing.

Mario : No, because you are a man and she is a woman...

Mitch : Let me ask you something Mario...have you ever looked underneath that 'girls' skirt?

Mario : No...why?

Mitch : Because that is how you find out if someone is a boy or a girl you idiot!

Mario : Is it?!?

Mitch : Yes it is! You mean you never got taught this as a child?!?

Mario : I was never a child, just an over-weight plumber, just like Luigi was made lanky and Peach made a girl.

Mitch : You don't get it do you...Peach is not a girl, she wasn't created because they couldn't be bothered.

Mario : Oh...

Mitch : Yeah, so they got someone else to put on a costume, make their voice high and act as her. They chose a man.

Mario : That's stupid, who would do that? They must be the biggest idiot in the Mushroom Kingdom to do that! It's like they are a man pretending to be a woman and that would make me...a man lover!

*He laughs very hard*

Mitch : Mario...I am Peach.

Mario : Oh ok.

*He runs out of sight*