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The year is 2005, and after many years of conflict between the East and West, George Bush was overthrown in 2004 but has now been reinstated as the president of the USA and has completely lost his mind and gone corrupt with power, whereas Saddam was already like that.
In the White House:
Martha, patch me through to Saddam please. Sure thing mr Bush.
In Saddams secret underground lair, his phone begins to ring.
Saddam: Hello?
Bush: Hello Saddam, This is George Bush.
Saddam: What do you want?
Bush: We must both agree that this fighting has got to come to an end as we are not even getting close to each other and now over half of our countries have been wiped out by nuclear bombs.
Saddam: Yes I agree, but how are we going to settle this?
Bush: I think a 1 on 1 boxing match would be sufficient. No strings attached, you can bring 20 of your best body guards and I'll bring 20 of mine and then we'll get it on.
Saddam: ?
Bush: The first contestant to be knocked out will win. If I win, you must hand over ALL weapons of mass destruction and also allow our inspectors full access to your country. If you win, we will allie and the Western countries will help build you a society similar to ours so that there is no hard feelings between us and we will all be treated similarly.
Saddam: Hmmmm, sounds fair. Okay you've got yourself a deal.
Where shall we have this match?
Bush: Well I was thinking in the remains of the Madison Square Garden building.
Saddam: Well okay, I can't do any time this or next week, it will have to be 3 weeks tomorrow.
Bush: Thats fine with me. Remember, 3 weeks tomorrow at 3pm, fly by chopper to the remains of MSG with 20 of your best body guards... See you there.
Saddam: Okay, bye.
Muhahahaha, that fool says Bush, little does he know, I am a heavyweight champion in boxing. No you're not says Martha. Put a sock in it woman!!!
The time finally comes and saddam arrives early to fight Bush. The Apache chopper slowly comes down to the ground and the rotars shut off. A black carpet has already been laid out for Saddam. The door slides open and out walk his 20 body guards, all armed with standard issue AK47's. As he steps to the floor, one of the guards gets out a portable stereo system and begins playing the original Turkish Kiss Kiss song by Holly Valance. All the guards begin break dancing and to impress the crowds, Saddam breaks out his Robot moves but failes and almost has a heart attack.
The crowds are impressed and give Saddam a hearty welcome with very little booing. He walks into the building and crawls into the ring. As he does this, they begin to play The Eye Of The Tiger song and Saddam begins punching the air to the beats. The referee then hands him the mic. Hallo, Hallo, how you are doing? nice weather we are having today. A fierce cheer comes from the crowd and he waves.
Everybody begins to ponder where Bush is. He's never usually late says the referee. All his guards begin pouring through the doors. Then all the lights suddenly shut off and one spotlight beams up to the hole in the roof where someone is sliding down with a rope. Half way down from the roof to the ring, the rope snaps and down falls george without a noise he just hits the ring face down. Errr, is he okay? Says the ref.
I'm fine says Bush and gets up just dusting himself off. Well Saddam, we meet again. Yes we do, says Saddam. Okay says the ref, enough of this chit chat, we're late enough as it is. In your corners NOW!
Both of the leaders descend to their corners. The match begins with the double ring from the bell. Bush moves slowly towards Saddam and Saddam says something in arabic that bush does not understand. What did you say to me? says Bush. Oh sorry, that was arabic for how's your nose, say's Saddam. Hmmmm hows my nose, well it's... BOSH! Saddam stops Bush in mid sentance by smacking him in his face.
Oh that was just unproffesional said Bush, Hows this for American hospitality and Bush pushes Saddam into the corner post and repeatedly hits him in the face. Saddam pushes him off and begins running round Bush asking him for cheese on toast. Cheese on toast says bush, but I don't have any. Oh really says Saddam as a guard throws Saddam some freshly made piping hot cheese on toast.
Saddam gets the toast and rubs it in Bush's face scoulding him.
HAHAHA, take that bush says Saddam and bush falls to the floor. Is he dead? says the ref. The referee walks up to bush's steaming body and Bush leaps to this feet and grabs the microphone off the ref and hits Saddam in the face with it. AHHHH my face, my valuable face. Why are the referees allowing this says a person. No one seems to care. Bush takes no notice of Saddams cries of pain and continues to hit him. Suddenly, Saddam grabs the mic. and rips off the end and throws it away leaving only the cord.
Saddam swings the cord round and round and whips Bush in the face leaving a nasty bleeding cut. Ahhh, I'm gonna get tetnis now you fool, says Bush. Saddam takes another swing at him but Bush counter acts and grabs the cord and a deadly game of tug-o-war breaks out. Gimme that cord says bush, NEVER says Saddam. This is one battle you're not going to win Bush. Oh I beg to differ says bush as he pulls a test tube from his pocket. He lets go of the wire and Saddam flies back into the ropes.
Bush starts drinking the green liquid in the tube and throws it away. Saddam stands and watches in amazement as bush's muscles start tearing through his clothes. AHHHH, whats happening to you? Says Saddam. Saddam, prepare to meet your doom, says Bush. NOOOOOOOOOO. Cries Saddam, as Bush picks him up and holds him high above his head.
Bush gets ready to snap Saddam like a twig but just before he does, Saddams guards begin shooting at bush as the agreement was not to kill each other but just to knock each other out. The bullets just bouce off Bush's rock hard body. HAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!. Then out of nowhere, a sniper fires an anti tank round through Bush's crazy head. Bush falls limp to the floor as he drops Saddam.
Saddam stands up and yells, HOLD YOUR FIRE!.
Saddam stands over Bush's deceased body and yells I AM VICTORIOUS. As he ends his sentance, another shot fires from a mysterious position and blows a hole through Saddams chest. Ooooh, thats gonna hurt tomorrow and he falls dead on top of Bush's body.
People look around and notice that the sniper is sniping through the whole where Bush came in from. Quick, get a light up there yells the ref. OH MY GOD, IT's ET.
And so, America now had a new president, ET. Unfortunately, 2 years later, ET was assasinated on the grassy nole.
In the White House:
Martha, patch me through to Saddam please. Sure thing mr Bush.
In Saddams secret underground lair, his phone begins to ring.
Saddam: Hello?
Bush: Hello Saddam, This is George Bush.
Saddam: What do you want?
Bush: We must both agree that this fighting has got to come to an end as we are not even getting close to each other and now over half of our countries have been wiped out by nuclear bombs.
Saddam: Yes I agree, but how are we going to settle this?
Bush: I think a 1 on 1 boxing match would be sufficient. No strings attached, you can bring 20 of your best body guards and I'll bring 20 of mine and then we'll get it on.
Saddam: ?
Bush: The first contestant to be knocked out will win. If I win, you must hand over ALL weapons of mass destruction and also allow our inspectors full access to your country. If you win, we will allie and the Western countries will help build you a society similar to ours so that there is no hard feelings between us and we will all be treated similarly.
Saddam: Hmmmm, sounds fair. Okay you've got yourself a deal.
Where shall we have this match?
Bush: Well I was thinking in the remains of the Madison Square Garden building.
Saddam: Well okay, I can't do any time this or next week, it will have to be 3 weeks tomorrow.
Bush: Thats fine with me. Remember, 3 weeks tomorrow at 3pm, fly by chopper to the remains of MSG with 20 of your best body guards... See you there.
Saddam: Okay, bye.
Muhahahaha, that fool says Bush, little does he know, I am a heavyweight champion in boxing. No you're not says Martha. Put a sock in it woman!!!
The time finally comes and saddam arrives early to fight Bush. The Apache chopper slowly comes down to the ground and the rotars shut off. A black carpet has already been laid out for Saddam. The door slides open and out walk his 20 body guards, all armed with standard issue AK47's. As he steps to the floor, one of the guards gets out a portable stereo system and begins playing the original Turkish Kiss Kiss song by Holly Valance. All the guards begin break dancing and to impress the crowds, Saddam breaks out his Robot moves but failes and almost has a heart attack.
The crowds are impressed and give Saddam a hearty welcome with very little booing. He walks into the building and crawls into the ring. As he does this, they begin to play The Eye Of The Tiger song and Saddam begins punching the air to the beats. The referee then hands him the mic. Hallo, Hallo, how you are doing? nice weather we are having today. A fierce cheer comes from the crowd and he waves.
Everybody begins to ponder where Bush is. He's never usually late says the referee. All his guards begin pouring through the doors. Then all the lights suddenly shut off and one spotlight beams up to the hole in the roof where someone is sliding down with a rope. Half way down from the roof to the ring, the rope snaps and down falls george without a noise he just hits the ring face down. Errr, is he okay? Says the ref.
I'm fine says Bush and gets up just dusting himself off. Well Saddam, we meet again. Yes we do, says Saddam. Okay says the ref, enough of this chit chat, we're late enough as it is. In your corners NOW!
Both of the leaders descend to their corners. The match begins with the double ring from the bell. Bush moves slowly towards Saddam and Saddam says something in arabic that bush does not understand. What did you say to me? says Bush. Oh sorry, that was arabic for how's your nose, say's Saddam. Hmmmm hows my nose, well it's... BOSH! Saddam stops Bush in mid sentance by smacking him in his face.
Oh that was just unproffesional said Bush, Hows this for American hospitality and Bush pushes Saddam into the corner post and repeatedly hits him in the face. Saddam pushes him off and begins running round Bush asking him for cheese on toast. Cheese on toast says bush, but I don't have any. Oh really says Saddam as a guard throws Saddam some freshly made piping hot cheese on toast.
Saddam gets the toast and rubs it in Bush's face scoulding him.
HAHAHA, take that bush says Saddam and bush falls to the floor. Is he dead? says the ref. The referee walks up to bush's steaming body and Bush leaps to this feet and grabs the microphone off the ref and hits Saddam in the face with it. AHHHH my face, my valuable face. Why are the referees allowing this says a person. No one seems to care. Bush takes no notice of Saddams cries of pain and continues to hit him. Suddenly, Saddam grabs the mic. and rips off the end and throws it away leaving only the cord.
Saddam swings the cord round and round and whips Bush in the face leaving a nasty bleeding cut. Ahhh, I'm gonna get tetnis now you fool, says Bush. Saddam takes another swing at him but Bush counter acts and grabs the cord and a deadly game of tug-o-war breaks out. Gimme that cord says bush, NEVER says Saddam. This is one battle you're not going to win Bush. Oh I beg to differ says bush as he pulls a test tube from his pocket. He lets go of the wire and Saddam flies back into the ropes.
Bush starts drinking the green liquid in the tube and throws it away. Saddam stands and watches in amazement as bush's muscles start tearing through his clothes. AHHHH, whats happening to you? Says Saddam. Saddam, prepare to meet your doom, says Bush. NOOOOOOOOOO. Cries Saddam, as Bush picks him up and holds him high above his head.
Bush gets ready to snap Saddam like a twig but just before he does, Saddams guards begin shooting at bush as the agreement was not to kill each other but just to knock each other out. The bullets just bouce off Bush's rock hard body. HAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!. Then out of nowhere, a sniper fires an anti tank round through Bush's crazy head. Bush falls limp to the floor as he drops Saddam.
Saddam stands up and yells, HOLD YOUR FIRE!.
Saddam stands over Bush's deceased body and yells I AM VICTORIOUS. As he ends his sentance, another shot fires from a mysterious position and blows a hole through Saddams chest. Ooooh, thats gonna hurt tomorrow and he falls dead on top of Bush's body.
People look around and notice that the sniper is sniping through the whole where Bush came in from. Quick, get a light up there yells the ref. OH MY GOD, IT's ET.
And so, America now had a new president, ET. Unfortunately, 2 years later, ET was assasinated on the grassy nole.
I've just thought how small ET was.... A sniper rifle would be bigger than him..... still.... hmmmmm, evil alien asssins..... kill em all
good ol' ET.
that was my intention.
Is there a chance ET is the sniper terrorising america now? Just because they wouldnt make a sequel? I can see the movie now.. ET: Silent Assasin, or the new first person shooter, Extra Terrestrial silent scope.... oh the possibilities.....
did either of you read it?
George Bush doesn't need to be in a spoof to be funny.
awww... i thought it would have been Bill Gates..
The year is 2005, and after many years of conflict between the East and West, George Bush was overthrown in 2004 but has now been reinstated as the president of the USA and has completely lost his mind and gone corrupt with power, whereas Saddam was already like that.
In the White House:
Martha, patch me through to Saddam please. Sure thing mr Bush.
In Saddams secret underground lair, his phone begins to ring.
Saddam: Hello?
Bush: Hello Saddam, This is George Bush.
Saddam: What do you want?
Bush: We must both agree that this fighting has got to come to an end as we are not even getting close to each other and now over half of our countries have been wiped out by nuclear bombs.
Saddam: Yes I agree, but how are we going to settle this?
Bush: I think a 1 on 1 boxing match would be sufficient. No strings attached, you can bring 20 of your best body guards and I'll bring 20 of mine and then we'll get it on.
Saddam: ?
Bush: The first contestant to be knocked out will win. If I win, you must hand over ALL weapons of mass destruction and also allow our inspectors full access to your country. If you win, we will allie and the Western countries will help build you a society similar to ours so that there is no hard feelings between us and we will all be treated similarly.
Saddam: Hmmmm, sounds fair. Okay you've got yourself a deal.
Where shall we have this match?
Bush: Well I was thinking in the remains of the Madison Square Garden building.
Saddam: Well okay, I can't do any time this or next week, it will have to be 3 weeks tomorrow.
Bush: Thats fine with me. Remember, 3 weeks tomorrow at 3pm, fly by chopper to the remains of MSG with 20 of your best body guards... See you there.
Saddam: Okay, bye.
Muhahahaha, that fool says Bush, little does he know, I am a heavyweight champion in boxing. No you're not says Martha. Put a sock in it woman!!!
The time finally comes and saddam arrives early to fight Bush. The Apache chopper slowly comes down to the ground and the rotars shut off. A black carpet has already been laid out for Saddam. The door slides open and out walk his 20 body guards, all armed with standard issue AK47's. As he steps to the floor, one of the guards gets out a portable stereo system and begins playing the original Turkish Kiss Kiss song by Holly Valance. All the guards begin break dancing and to impress the crowds, Saddam breaks out his Robot moves but failes and almost has a heart attack.
The crowds are impressed and give Saddam a hearty welcome with very little booing. He walks into the building and crawls into the ring. As he does this, they begin to play The Eye Of The Tiger song and Saddam begins punching the air to the beats. The referee then hands him the mic. Hallo, Hallo, how you are doing? nice weather we are having today. A fierce cheer comes from the crowd and he waves.
Everybody begins to ponder where Bush is. He's never usually late says the referee. All his guards begin pouring through the doors. Then all the lights suddenly shut off and one spotlight beams up to the hole in the roof where someone is sliding down with a rope. Half way down from the roof to the ring, the rope snaps and down falls george without a noise he just hits the ring face down. Errr, is he okay? Says the ref.
I'm fine says Bush and gets up just dusting himself off. Well Saddam, we meet again. Yes we do, says Saddam. Okay says the ref, enough of this chit chat, we're late enough as it is. In your corners NOW!
Both of the leaders descend to their corners. The match begins with the double ring from the bell. Bush moves slowly towards Saddam and Saddam says something in arabic that bush does not understand. What did you say to me? says Bush. Oh sorry, that was arabic for how's your nose, say's Saddam. Hmmmm hows my nose, well it's... BOSH! Saddam stops Bush in mid sentance by smacking him in his face.
Oh that was just unproffesional said Bush, Hows this for American hospitality and Bush pushes Saddam into the corner post and repeatedly hits him in the face. Saddam pushes him off and begins running round Bush asking him for cheese on toast. Cheese on toast says bush, but I don't have any. Oh really says Saddam as a guard throws Saddam some freshly made piping hot cheese on toast.
Saddam gets the toast and rubs it in Bush's face scoulding him.
HAHAHA, take that bush says Saddam and bush falls to the floor. Is he dead? says the ref. The referee walks up to bush's steaming body and Bush leaps to this feet and grabs the microphone off the ref and hits Saddam in the face with it. AHHHH my face, my valuable face. Why are the referees allowing this says a person. No one seems to care. Bush takes no notice of Saddams cries of pain and continues to hit him. Suddenly, Saddam grabs the mic. and rips off the end and throws it away leaving only the cord.
Saddam swings the cord round and round and whips Bush in the face leaving a nasty bleeding cut. Ahhh, I'm gonna get tetnis now you fool, says Bush. Saddam takes another swing at him but Bush counter acts and grabs the cord and a deadly game of tug-o-war breaks out. Gimme that cord says bush, NEVER says Saddam. This is one battle you're not going to win Bush. Oh I beg to differ says bush as he pulls a test tube from his pocket. He lets go of the wire and Saddam flies back into the ropes.
Bush starts drinking the green liquid in the tube and throws it away. Saddam stands and watches in amazement as bush's muscles start tearing through his clothes. AHHHH, whats happening to you? Says Saddam. Saddam, prepare to meet your doom, says Bush. NOOOOOOOOOO. Cries Saddam, as Bush picks him up and holds him high above his head.
Bush gets ready to snap Saddam like a twig but just before he does, Saddams guards begin shooting at bush as the agreement was not to kill each other but just to knock each other out. The bullets just bouce off Bush's rock hard body. HAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!. Then out of nowhere, a sniper fires an anti tank round through Bush's crazy head. Bush falls limp to the floor as he drops Saddam.
Saddam stands up and yells, HOLD YOUR FIRE!.
Saddam stands over Bush's deceased body and yells I AM VICTORIOUS. As he ends his sentance, another shot fires from a mysterious position and blows a hole through Saddams chest. Ooooh, thats gonna hurt tomorrow and he falls dead on top of Bush's body.
People look around and notice that the sniper is sniping through the whole where Bush came in from. Quick, get a light up there yells the ref. OH MY GOD, IT's ET.
And so, America now had a new president, ET. Unfortunately, 2 years later, ET was assasinated on the grassy nole.
In the White House:
Martha, patch me through to Saddam please. Sure thing mr Bush.
In Saddams secret underground lair, his phone begins to ring.
Saddam: Hello?
Bush: Hello Saddam, This is George Bush.
Saddam: What do you want?
Bush: We must both agree that this fighting has got to come to an end as we are not even getting close to each other and now over half of our countries have been wiped out by nuclear bombs.
Saddam: Yes I agree, but how are we going to settle this?
Bush: I think a 1 on 1 boxing match would be sufficient. No strings attached, you can bring 20 of your best body guards and I'll bring 20 of mine and then we'll get it on.
Saddam: ?
Bush: The first contestant to be knocked out will win. If I win, you must hand over ALL weapons of mass destruction and also allow our inspectors full access to your country. If you win, we will allie and the Western countries will help build you a society similar to ours so that there is no hard feelings between us and we will all be treated similarly.
Saddam: Hmmmm, sounds fair. Okay you've got yourself a deal.
Where shall we have this match?
Bush: Well I was thinking in the remains of the Madison Square Garden building.
Saddam: Well okay, I can't do any time this or next week, it will have to be 3 weeks tomorrow.
Bush: Thats fine with me. Remember, 3 weeks tomorrow at 3pm, fly by chopper to the remains of MSG with 20 of your best body guards... See you there.
Saddam: Okay, bye.
Muhahahaha, that fool says Bush, little does he know, I am a heavyweight champion in boxing. No you're not says Martha. Put a sock in it woman!!!
The time finally comes and saddam arrives early to fight Bush. The Apache chopper slowly comes down to the ground and the rotars shut off. A black carpet has already been laid out for Saddam. The door slides open and out walk his 20 body guards, all armed with standard issue AK47's. As he steps to the floor, one of the guards gets out a portable stereo system and begins playing the original Turkish Kiss Kiss song by Holly Valance. All the guards begin break dancing and to impress the crowds, Saddam breaks out his Robot moves but failes and almost has a heart attack.
The crowds are impressed and give Saddam a hearty welcome with very little booing. He walks into the building and crawls into the ring. As he does this, they begin to play The Eye Of The Tiger song and Saddam begins punching the air to the beats. The referee then hands him the mic. Hallo, Hallo, how you are doing? nice weather we are having today. A fierce cheer comes from the crowd and he waves.
Everybody begins to ponder where Bush is. He's never usually late says the referee. All his guards begin pouring through the doors. Then all the lights suddenly shut off and one spotlight beams up to the hole in the roof where someone is sliding down with a rope. Half way down from the roof to the ring, the rope snaps and down falls george without a noise he just hits the ring face down. Errr, is he okay? Says the ref.
I'm fine says Bush and gets up just dusting himself off. Well Saddam, we meet again. Yes we do, says Saddam. Okay says the ref, enough of this chit chat, we're late enough as it is. In your corners NOW!
Both of the leaders descend to their corners. The match begins with the double ring from the bell. Bush moves slowly towards Saddam and Saddam says something in arabic that bush does not understand. What did you say to me? says Bush. Oh sorry, that was arabic for how's your nose, say's Saddam. Hmmmm hows my nose, well it's... BOSH! Saddam stops Bush in mid sentance by smacking him in his face.
Oh that was just unproffesional said Bush, Hows this for American hospitality and Bush pushes Saddam into the corner post and repeatedly hits him in the face. Saddam pushes him off and begins running round Bush asking him for cheese on toast. Cheese on toast says bush, but I don't have any. Oh really says Saddam as a guard throws Saddam some freshly made piping hot cheese on toast.
Saddam gets the toast and rubs it in Bush's face scoulding him.
HAHAHA, take that bush says Saddam and bush falls to the floor. Is he dead? says the ref. The referee walks up to bush's steaming body and Bush leaps to this feet and grabs the microphone off the ref and hits Saddam in the face with it. AHHHH my face, my valuable face. Why are the referees allowing this says a person. No one seems to care. Bush takes no notice of Saddams cries of pain and continues to hit him. Suddenly, Saddam grabs the mic. and rips off the end and throws it away leaving only the cord.
Saddam swings the cord round and round and whips Bush in the face leaving a nasty bleeding cut. Ahhh, I'm gonna get tetnis now you fool, says Bush. Saddam takes another swing at him but Bush counter acts and grabs the cord and a deadly game of tug-o-war breaks out. Gimme that cord says bush, NEVER says Saddam. This is one battle you're not going to win Bush. Oh I beg to differ says bush as he pulls a test tube from his pocket. He lets go of the wire and Saddam flies back into the ropes.
Bush starts drinking the green liquid in the tube and throws it away. Saddam stands and watches in amazement as bush's muscles start tearing through his clothes. AHHHH, whats happening to you? Says Saddam. Saddam, prepare to meet your doom, says Bush. NOOOOOOOOOO. Cries Saddam, as Bush picks him up and holds him high above his head.
Bush gets ready to snap Saddam like a twig but just before he does, Saddams guards begin shooting at bush as the agreement was not to kill each other but just to knock each other out. The bullets just bouce off Bush's rock hard body. HAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!. Then out of nowhere, a sniper fires an anti tank round through Bush's crazy head. Bush falls limp to the floor as he drops Saddam.
Saddam stands up and yells, HOLD YOUR FIRE!.
Saddam stands over Bush's deceased body and yells I AM VICTORIOUS. As he ends his sentance, another shot fires from a mysterious position and blows a hole through Saddams chest. Ooooh, thats gonna hurt tomorrow and he falls dead on top of Bush's body.
People look around and notice that the sniper is sniping through the whole where Bush came in from. Quick, get a light up there yells the ref. OH MY GOD, IT's ET.
And so, America now had a new president, ET. Unfortunately, 2 years later, ET was assasinated on the grassy nole.