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Just got emailed this..
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This just tells you how hard it is to be single now-a-days...This was
on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst first date
experience, there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize.
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). The outing
was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away
from any where with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road,
or she would go on the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked down
her pants and started. Unfortunately in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour, she answered her
date's
concerns about what was "taking so long" with a reply that in-deed, she
was
freezing her butt off and needed some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She, too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as
she
looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
pee her
butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing...
A whole new definition of being "p****d off."
******
This just tells you how hard it is to be single now-a-days...This was
on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst first date
experience, there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize.
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). The outing
was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away
from any where with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road,
or she would go on the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked down
her pants and started. Unfortunately in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour, she answered her
date's
concerns about what was "taking so long" with a reply that in-deed, she
was
freezing her butt off and needed some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She, too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as
she
looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
pee her
butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing...
A whole new definition of being "p****d off."
Heh, a very sticky situation
(Pun totally intended)
(Pun totally intended)
Yes it does, it makes sense.
And funney.
And funney.
Very strange...
Don't lie, Mystique, that was actually you and Hybrid, wasn't it?
"Just got emailed this"
Ohhhhh that didn't make sense.
Ohhhhh that didn't make sense.
Just got emailed this..
******
This just tells you how hard it is to be single now-a-days...This was
on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst first date
experience, there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize.
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). The outing
was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away
from any where with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road,
or she would go on the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked down
her pants and started. Unfortunately in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour, she answered her
date's
concerns about what was "taking so long" with a reply that in-deed, she
was
freezing her butt off and needed some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She, too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as
she
looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
pee her
butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing...
A whole new definition of being "p****d off."
******
This just tells you how hard it is to be single now-a-days...This was
on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst first date
experience, there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize.
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken
her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). The outing
was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away
from any where with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road,
or she would go on the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked down
her pants and started. Unfortunately in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour, she answered her
date's
concerns about what was "taking so long" with a reply that in-deed, she
was
freezing her butt off and needed some assistance.
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She, too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as
she
looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
pee her
butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing...
A whole new definition of being "p****d off."