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Screenshots don't tell you if a game is any good or not, just what it looks like.
Screenshots don't tell the story of a game either.
But if they did, this would be the worst story, and game ever.
Shot 1: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig2.jpg
Metal head man with plastic hands imagines holding a woman in his arms.
Shot 2: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig3.jpg
The 'Who has the stance with the legs furthest apart' competition begins.
Shot3: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig4.jpg
Big gay man sits astride dinosaur-man, looking at his mid-section.
Shot4: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig5.jpg
A different big gay red man, or the same man in a different helmet sits astride another opponent, only this time he's wet.
Shot5: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig6.jpg
Our gay red friend seems to be wearing more white than previously. This won't stop him from trying to grab a dinosuar-like creature by the groin. There also appears to be some kind of ejaculatory fluid over our hero's head.
Shot6: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig7.jpg
Our hero is being restrained by what looks like two of Dr Who's greatest enemies. This does not stop him from thrusting his organ forward.
Shot7: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig11.jpg
A big robot with breasts at the top of his legs farts fire onto a passing ship.
Shot8: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig12.jpg
Christ, he's at it again! The homo hero sits astride another opponent. He has now developed small breasts himself.
Shot9: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig13.jpg
High above the streets the young lovers stand on top of a tower, looking lovingly into each others eyes. There seems to have been an 'accidental' touch of the hand moment, and the red guy seems unsure of what he should do next.
Shot10: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig14.jpg
A giant poo with arms and legs, and two massive eyes, comes running towards the red guy, they look like lovers, long parted, finally reunited, running towards each other. Let the hugging commence.
This game scares me more than anything else in the history of time. Ever.
Screenshots don't tell the story of a game either.
But if they did, this would be the worst story, and game ever.
Shot 1: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig2.jpg
Metal head man with plastic hands imagines holding a woman in his arms.
Shot 2: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig3.jpg
The 'Who has the stance with the legs furthest apart' competition begins.
Shot3: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig4.jpg
Big gay man sits astride dinosaur-man, looking at his mid-section.
Shot4: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig5.jpg
A different big gay red man, or the same man in a different helmet sits astride another opponent, only this time he's wet.
Shot5: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig6.jpg
Our gay red friend seems to be wearing more white than previously. This won't stop him from trying to grab a dinosuar-like creature by the groin. There also appears to be some kind of ejaculatory fluid over our hero's head.
Shot6: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig7.jpg
Our hero is being restrained by what looks like two of Dr Who's greatest enemies. This does not stop him from thrusting his organ forward.
Shot7: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig11.jpg
A big robot with breasts at the top of his legs farts fire onto a passing ship.
Shot8: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig12.jpg
Christ, he's at it again! The homo hero sits astride another opponent. He has now developed small breasts himself.
Shot9: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig13.jpg
High above the streets the young lovers stand on top of a tower, looking lovingly into each others eyes. There seems to have been an 'accidental' touch of the hand moment, and the red guy seems unsure of what he should do next.
Shot10: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig14.jpg
A giant poo with arms and legs, and two massive eyes, comes running towards the red guy, they look like lovers, long parted, finally reunited, running towards each other. Let the hugging commence.
This game scares me more than anything else in the history of time. Ever.
Meka post funny
ULTRA MAN! That was the worst game EVER out for the SNES... You had to spend about 1/2 an hour beating up some monster which inevitably killed you... argh!
Pop
Might be worth buying just for comedy value.
Screenshots don't tell you if a game is any good or not, just what it looks like.
Screenshots don't tell the story of a game either.
But if they did, this would be the worst story, and game ever.
Shot 1: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig2.jpg
Metal head man with plastic hands imagines holding a woman in his arms.
Shot 2: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig3.jpg
The 'Who has the stance with the legs furthest apart' competition begins.
Shot3: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig4.jpg
Big gay man sits astride dinosaur-man, looking at his mid-section.
Shot4: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig5.jpg
A different big gay red man, or the same man in a different helmet sits astride another opponent, only this time he's wet.
Shot5: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig6.jpg
Our gay red friend seems to be wearing more white than previously. This won't stop him from trying to grab a dinosuar-like creature by the groin. There also appears to be some kind of ejaculatory fluid over our hero's head.
Shot6: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig7.jpg
Our hero is being restrained by what looks like two of Dr Who's greatest enemies. This does not stop him from thrusting his organ forward.
Shot7: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig11.jpg
A big robot with breasts at the top of his legs farts fire onto a passing ship.
Shot8: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig12.jpg
Christ, he's at it again! The homo hero sits astride another opponent. He has now developed small breasts himself.
Shot9: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig13.jpg
High above the streets the young lovers stand on top of a tower, looking lovingly into each others eyes. There seems to have been an 'accidental' touch of the hand moment, and the red guy seems unsure of what he should do next.
Shot10: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig14.jpg
A giant poo with arms and legs, and two massive eyes, comes running towards the red guy, they look like lovers, long parted, finally reunited, running towards each other. Let the hugging commence.
This game scares me more than anything else in the history of time. Ever.
Screenshots don't tell the story of a game either.
But if they did, this would be the worst story, and game ever.
Shot 1: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig2.jpg
Metal head man with plastic hands imagines holding a woman in his arms.
Shot 2: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig3.jpg
The 'Who has the stance with the legs furthest apart' competition begins.
Shot3: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig4.jpg
Big gay man sits astride dinosaur-man, looking at his mid-section.
Shot4: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig5.jpg
A different big gay red man, or the same man in a different helmet sits astride another opponent, only this time he's wet.
Shot5: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig6.jpg
Our gay red friend seems to be wearing more white than previously. This won't stop him from trying to grab a dinosuar-like creature by the groin. There also appears to be some kind of ejaculatory fluid over our hero's head.
Shot6: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig7.jpg
Our hero is being restrained by what looks like two of Dr Who's greatest enemies. This does not stop him from thrusting his organ forward.
Shot7: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig11.jpg
A big robot with breasts at the top of his legs farts fire onto a passing ship.
Shot8: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig12.jpg
Christ, he's at it again! The homo hero sits astride another opponent. He has now developed small breasts himself.
Shot9: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig13.jpg
High above the streets the young lovers stand on top of a tower, looking lovingly into each others eyes. There seems to have been an 'accidental' touch of the hand moment, and the red guy seems unsure of what he should do next.
Shot10: http://www.xengamers.com/sections/news/screens/ufig14.jpg
A giant poo with arms and legs, and two massive eyes, comes running towards the red guy, they look like lovers, long parted, finally reunited, running towards each other. Let the hugging commence.
This game scares me more than anything else in the history of time. Ever.