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That's right people it is now scientifically proved that playing games will make you live up to 3 times longer than what you were originally programmed for! This news comes after 10 years of parents booking their children into fat clubs all over the country and after numerous appearances from a company known as SR in the Crown Prosecution Courts in London. One spokesman known only to the public as 'The Boss Man Tony' ravaged his way through a pack of protesters before shouting at the camera "Well we all have to live you know". Later that night police saw 'Tony' enter his 40 room mansion before sitting down to play a game of table cricket, yet he still protests the money he makes goes towards the poor children of the Sony community who only get one good game out of every 5000.
'Tony' whom later gave a private interview to the press stated that he knew all along that the side affects of gaming didn't effect how long or healthy you would be if you stayed on ukchatforums.co.uk clicking on the Vote 'Tony' link all day "Gaming is healthy in major portions". So far tests to prove that gaming improves life expectancy have been performed in 7 areas of the country; Basildon, Bristol, Chelmsford, Egham & Staines, Nottingham, Sawbridgeworth, Upminster & Hornchurch. All of the 7 test sites are strangely enough near the Seven Deadly sins of SR... I mean the 7 discount club shops of a successful Internet company.
Two of the scientists working on this project were later named on the "SR Site Bugs and Customer Service" section of the ukgames.com website and to their astonishment I caught sight of the "Mr Snuggly Illegal Immigration" campaign funds box. The scientists involved go under the alias' of 'Schroeder' and 'Mr. Snuggly' yet official confirmations of their real names are still under obligation, having said that I have my own suspicions that they are called Norma and Betty Reserve.
At the moment I am at the scene of these strange allegations of misconduct but the funds box no longer resides on the sink of the SR toilets. Going back to an incident which caught my eye earlier today, and I have to say this really isn't the type of behaviour I would expect from the Mafia of the gaming world but I will say it just to let you know. 'Darkus' one of the staff Regulars was caught handing out leaflets to one of the notable members of the site 'Edgy'. The leaflets had pictures of top less Hard Drives and Mother-Boards with nothing more than 3 port holes between them! 'Edgy' fled from the scene of the crime before jumping into a Van licensed 'Boss Man'. The Van which was the size of your standard Xbox console apparently contained information on which games will affect your life expectancy. Nintendo are yet to comment on the matter as they believe that gaming should be kept at a fun level at all times, personally I believe it is a cover up because most people have grown out of there games at the tender age of 7... I mean 70.
It is rumoured that Mr. Bill Gates is going to try to purchase the information at a designated check point, knowing Mr. Gates as I do he will have probably arranged the meeting in the middle of a city centre. After following these deranged individuals since Sun Rise this morning I can safely assume that this isn't a hoax of any kind but rather a warning call for PTA moms around the world today! At this point you may want to ask yourself whether or not this is for sales purposes and not for the general interest of the gaming public?! 'Tony' the 'Mobster Lobster' was busy by mid-afternoon taking at an average £40 per package out side of the SR hotel/office suite.
While security around the building is very tight at this present time I can not help to question why no-one is on the front door?! All windows and mole hills are under extensive surveillance yet the main door to the building by what looks like a man holding a sign. Unlike the rest of the buildings advertisement's of, "Purchase from SR or The Mobster Lobster is going to get you" it just had the words 'Please use the Legal Purchases Door'. It only became apparent after I saw 3 Black Suits walking through the door carrying the Live Longer Virus (formally known as the SR membership) what was going on *Wink Wink*.
News just in, Bill Gates has apparently purchased the Live Longer Virus and is holding 'Tony' at large in his apartment suite just outside of Liverpool. Spokesmen from the SR head quarters are rumoured to have used 'Tony' as a cover up for the biggest operation of all! They have stated "Keep Tony he is nothing but an impostor to our database, nothing will stop us now"! With a ransom of £40000 Billion from Mr. Gates for 'The Lobster Mobster' it looks like he has no other choice but to keep him until further notice.
*Listens for Champagne corks* From my position (don't get any funny ideas ;) on the hill it looks like a party within the head quarters has broken out an screams of laughter are echoing down the corridors and out into the open. But what about Tony? What about the Live Longer Virus? Everything is now in the hands of Bill Gates possibly the most dangerous man in the world! Even with the big guys at SR there will be nothing to stop Bill Gates from conquering the world! All will be his, your lives, money, homes, mother in-laws (Like you care), pets, vehicles, magazine collections (Strictly SR of course ;), life will never be the same again! Play Games/Live Longer was just a big hoax to get Tony kidnapped and taken away from SR for good! Life without Tony, what can we do?!
*Runs Down to the Party with a big grin singing Cliff Richard songs*
THE END
We All lived for one more day... I mean happily ever after!
Thanks for Reading
Garbe123
'Tony' whom later gave a private interview to the press stated that he knew all along that the side affects of gaming didn't effect how long or healthy you would be if you stayed on ukchatforums.co.uk clicking on the Vote 'Tony' link all day "Gaming is healthy in major portions". So far tests to prove that gaming improves life expectancy have been performed in 7 areas of the country; Basildon, Bristol, Chelmsford, Egham & Staines, Nottingham, Sawbridgeworth, Upminster & Hornchurch. All of the 7 test sites are strangely enough near the Seven Deadly sins of SR... I mean the 7 discount club shops of a successful Internet company.
Two of the scientists working on this project were later named on the "SR Site Bugs and Customer Service" section of the ukgames.com website and to their astonishment I caught sight of the "Mr Snuggly Illegal Immigration" campaign funds box. The scientists involved go under the alias' of 'Schroeder' and 'Mr. Snuggly' yet official confirmations of their real names are still under obligation, having said that I have my own suspicions that they are called Norma and Betty Reserve.
At the moment I am at the scene of these strange allegations of misconduct but the funds box no longer resides on the sink of the SR toilets. Going back to an incident which caught my eye earlier today, and I have to say this really isn't the type of behaviour I would expect from the Mafia of the gaming world but I will say it just to let you know. 'Darkus' one of the staff Regulars was caught handing out leaflets to one of the notable members of the site 'Edgy'. The leaflets had pictures of top less Hard Drives and Mother-Boards with nothing more than 3 port holes between them! 'Edgy' fled from the scene of the crime before jumping into a Van licensed 'Boss Man'. The Van which was the size of your standard Xbox console apparently contained information on which games will affect your life expectancy. Nintendo are yet to comment on the matter as they believe that gaming should be kept at a fun level at all times, personally I believe it is a cover up because most people have grown out of there games at the tender age of 7... I mean 70.
It is rumoured that Mr. Bill Gates is going to try to purchase the information at a designated check point, knowing Mr. Gates as I do he will have probably arranged the meeting in the middle of a city centre. After following these deranged individuals since Sun Rise this morning I can safely assume that this isn't a hoax of any kind but rather a warning call for PTA moms around the world today! At this point you may want to ask yourself whether or not this is for sales purposes and not for the general interest of the gaming public?! 'Tony' the 'Mobster Lobster' was busy by mid-afternoon taking at an average £40 per package out side of the SR hotel/office suite.
While security around the building is very tight at this present time I can not help to question why no-one is on the front door?! All windows and mole hills are under extensive surveillance yet the main door to the building by what looks like a man holding a sign. Unlike the rest of the buildings advertisement's of, "Purchase from SR or The Mobster Lobster is going to get you" it just had the words 'Please use the Legal Purchases Door'. It only became apparent after I saw 3 Black Suits walking through the door carrying the Live Longer Virus (formally known as the SR membership) what was going on *Wink Wink*.
News just in, Bill Gates has apparently purchased the Live Longer Virus and is holding 'Tony' at large in his apartment suite just outside of Liverpool. Spokesmen from the SR head quarters are rumoured to have used 'Tony' as a cover up for the biggest operation of all! They have stated "Keep Tony he is nothing but an impostor to our database, nothing will stop us now"! With a ransom of £40000 Billion from Mr. Gates for 'The Lobster Mobster' it looks like he has no other choice but to keep him until further notice.
*Listens for Champagne corks* From my position (don't get any funny ideas ;) on the hill it looks like a party within the head quarters has broken out an screams of laughter are echoing down the corridors and out into the open. But what about Tony? What about the Live Longer Virus? Everything is now in the hands of Bill Gates possibly the most dangerous man in the world! Even with the big guys at SR there will be nothing to stop Bill Gates from conquering the world! All will be his, your lives, money, homes, mother in-laws (Like you care), pets, vehicles, magazine collections (Strictly SR of course ;), life will never be the same again! Play Games/Live Longer was just a big hoax to get Tony kidnapped and taken away from SR for good! Life without Tony, what can we do?!
*Runs Down to the Party with a big grin singing Cliff Richard songs*
THE END
We All lived for one more day... I mean happily ever after!
Thanks for Reading
Garbe123
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That's right people it is now scientifically proved that playing games will make you live up to 3 times longer than what you were originally programmed for! This news comes after 10 years of parents booking their children into fat clubs all over the country and after numerous appearances from a company known as SR in the Crown Prosecution Courts in London. One spokesman known only to the public as 'The Boss Man Tony' ravaged his way through a pack of protesters before shouting at the camera "Well we all have to live you know". Later that night police saw 'Tony' enter his 40 room mansion before sitting down to play a game of table cricket, yet he still protests the money he makes goes towards the poor children of the Sony community who only get one good game out of every 5000.
'Tony' whom later gave a private interview to the press stated that he knew all along that the side affects of gaming didn't effect how long or healthy you would be if you stayed on ukchatforums.co.uk clicking on the Vote 'Tony' link all day "Gaming is healthy in major portions". So far tests to prove that gaming improves life expectancy have been performed in 7 areas of the country; Basildon, Bristol, Chelmsford, Egham & Staines, Nottingham, Sawbridgeworth, Upminster & Hornchurch. All of the 7 test sites are strangely enough near the Seven Deadly sins of SR... I mean the 7 discount club shops of a successful Internet company.
Two of the scientists working on this project were later named on the "SR Site Bugs and Customer Service" section of the ukgames.com website and to their astonishment I caught sight of the "Mr Snuggly Illegal Immigration" campaign funds box. The scientists involved go under the alias' of 'Schroeder' and 'Mr. Snuggly' yet official confirmations of their real names are still under obligation, having said that I have my own suspicions that they are called Norma and Betty Reserve.
At the moment I am at the scene of these strange allegations of misconduct but the funds box no longer resides on the sink of the SR toilets. Going back to an incident which caught my eye earlier today, and I have to say this really isn't the type of behaviour I would expect from the Mafia of the gaming world but I will say it just to let you know. 'Darkus' one of the staff Regulars was caught handing out leaflets to one of the notable members of the site 'Edgy'. The leaflets had pictures of top less Hard Drives and Mother-Boards with nothing more than 3 port holes between them! 'Edgy' fled from the scene of the crime before jumping into a Van licensed 'Boss Man'. The Van which was the size of your standard Xbox console apparently contained information on which games will affect your life expectancy. Nintendo are yet to comment on the matter as they believe that gaming should be kept at a fun level at all times, personally I believe it is a cover up because most people have grown out of there games at the tender age of 7... I mean 70.
It is rumoured that Mr. Bill Gates is going to try to purchase the information at a designated check point, knowing Mr. Gates as I do he will have probably arranged the meeting in the middle of a city centre. After following these deranged individuals since Sun Rise this morning I can safely assume that this isn't a hoax of any kind but rather a warning call for PTA moms around the world today! At this point you may want to ask yourself whether or not this is for sales purposes and not for the general interest of the gaming public?! 'Tony' the 'Mobster Lobster' was busy by mid-afternoon taking at an average £40 per package out side of the SR hotel/office suite.
While security around the building is very tight at this present time I can not help to question why no-one is on the front door?! All windows and mole hills are under extensive surveillance yet the main door to the building by what looks like a man holding a sign. Unlike the rest of the buildings advertisement's of, "Purchase from SR or The Mobster Lobster is going to get you" it just had the words 'Please use the Legal Purchases Door'. It only became apparent after I saw 3 Black Suits walking through the door carrying the Live Longer Virus (formally known as the SR membership) what was going on *Wink Wink*.
News just in, Bill Gates has apparently purchased the Live Longer Virus and is holding 'Tony' at large in his apartment suite just outside of Liverpool. Spokesmen from the SR head quarters are rumoured to have used 'Tony' as a cover up for the biggest operation of all! They have stated "Keep Tony he is nothing but an impostor to our database, nothing will stop us now"! With a ransom of £40000 Billion from Mr. Gates for 'The Lobster Mobster' it looks like he has no other choice but to keep him until further notice.
*Listens for Champagne corks* From my position (don't get any funny ideas ;) on the hill it looks like a party within the head quarters has broken out an screams of laughter are echoing down the corridors and out into the open. But what about Tony? What about the Live Longer Virus? Everything is now in the hands of Bill Gates possibly the most dangerous man in the world! Even with the big guys at SR there will be nothing to stop Bill Gates from conquering the world! All will be his, your lives, money, homes, mother in-laws (Like you care), pets, vehicles, magazine collections (Strictly SR of course ;), life will never be the same again! Play Games/Live Longer was just a big hoax to get Tony kidnapped and taken away from SR for good! Life without Tony, what can we do?!
*Runs Down to the Party with a big grin singing Cliff Richard songs*
THE END
We All lived for one more day... I mean happily ever after!
Thanks for Reading
Garbe123
'Tony' whom later gave a private interview to the press stated that he knew all along that the side affects of gaming didn't effect how long or healthy you would be if you stayed on ukchatforums.co.uk clicking on the Vote 'Tony' link all day "Gaming is healthy in major portions". So far tests to prove that gaming improves life expectancy have been performed in 7 areas of the country; Basildon, Bristol, Chelmsford, Egham & Staines, Nottingham, Sawbridgeworth, Upminster & Hornchurch. All of the 7 test sites are strangely enough near the Seven Deadly sins of SR... I mean the 7 discount club shops of a successful Internet company.
Two of the scientists working on this project were later named on the "SR Site Bugs and Customer Service" section of the ukgames.com website and to their astonishment I caught sight of the "Mr Snuggly Illegal Immigration" campaign funds box. The scientists involved go under the alias' of 'Schroeder' and 'Mr. Snuggly' yet official confirmations of their real names are still under obligation, having said that I have my own suspicions that they are called Norma and Betty Reserve.
At the moment I am at the scene of these strange allegations of misconduct but the funds box no longer resides on the sink of the SR toilets. Going back to an incident which caught my eye earlier today, and I have to say this really isn't the type of behaviour I would expect from the Mafia of the gaming world but I will say it just to let you know. 'Darkus' one of the staff Regulars was caught handing out leaflets to one of the notable members of the site 'Edgy'. The leaflets had pictures of top less Hard Drives and Mother-Boards with nothing more than 3 port holes between them! 'Edgy' fled from the scene of the crime before jumping into a Van licensed 'Boss Man'. The Van which was the size of your standard Xbox console apparently contained information on which games will affect your life expectancy. Nintendo are yet to comment on the matter as they believe that gaming should be kept at a fun level at all times, personally I believe it is a cover up because most people have grown out of there games at the tender age of 7... I mean 70.
It is rumoured that Mr. Bill Gates is going to try to purchase the information at a designated check point, knowing Mr. Gates as I do he will have probably arranged the meeting in the middle of a city centre. After following these deranged individuals since Sun Rise this morning I can safely assume that this isn't a hoax of any kind but rather a warning call for PTA moms around the world today! At this point you may want to ask yourself whether or not this is for sales purposes and not for the general interest of the gaming public?! 'Tony' the 'Mobster Lobster' was busy by mid-afternoon taking at an average £40 per package out side of the SR hotel/office suite.
While security around the building is very tight at this present time I can not help to question why no-one is on the front door?! All windows and mole hills are under extensive surveillance yet the main door to the building by what looks like a man holding a sign. Unlike the rest of the buildings advertisement's of, "Purchase from SR or The Mobster Lobster is going to get you" it just had the words 'Please use the Legal Purchases Door'. It only became apparent after I saw 3 Black Suits walking through the door carrying the Live Longer Virus (formally known as the SR membership) what was going on *Wink Wink*.
News just in, Bill Gates has apparently purchased the Live Longer Virus and is holding 'Tony' at large in his apartment suite just outside of Liverpool. Spokesmen from the SR head quarters are rumoured to have used 'Tony' as a cover up for the biggest operation of all! They have stated "Keep Tony he is nothing but an impostor to our database, nothing will stop us now"! With a ransom of £40000 Billion from Mr. Gates for 'The Lobster Mobster' it looks like he has no other choice but to keep him until further notice.
*Listens for Champagne corks* From my position (don't get any funny ideas ;) on the hill it looks like a party within the head quarters has broken out an screams of laughter are echoing down the corridors and out into the open. But what about Tony? What about the Live Longer Virus? Everything is now in the hands of Bill Gates possibly the most dangerous man in the world! Even with the big guys at SR there will be nothing to stop Bill Gates from conquering the world! All will be his, your lives, money, homes, mother in-laws (Like you care), pets, vehicles, magazine collections (Strictly SR of course ;), life will never be the same again! Play Games/Live Longer was just a big hoax to get Tony kidnapped and taken away from SR for good! Life without Tony, what can we do?!
*Runs Down to the Party with a big grin singing Cliff Richard songs*
THE END
We All lived for one more day... I mean happily ever after!
Thanks for Reading
Garbe123