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(Note - Sorry if you think this is boring or stupid I thought of this on the way work and yes I know consoles are not alive..)
The battle between X-box and Gamecube goes to a hole new level..
ANNOUNCER: This match is a disc swap match with a 4 disc maximum, and will end when either opponent is destroyed or is incapable of continuing to fight. Introducing first, the special guest referee... SONY'S PS2!
Out comes the PS2 to Metal Gear Solid Theme
*crowd goes nuts*
*Zelda remix music hits the stadium*
ANNOUNCER: And the fighters, Introducing first, From Tokyo Japan weighing in at 5.9kg representing NINTENDO... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEECUUUBE!
*Crowd go nuts*
*ABBA Money Money hits*
ANNOUNCER: and the challenger.. weighing in at 8kg.. Microsoft's
X-BOX!
*crowd begin to boo*
*ding*
Match starts and the two consoles begin by nserting a disc into they're drives, Gamecube inserts: SSB:MELEE and Xbox inserts Project Gotham.
Cube runs at Box and hits it with a three punch combo courtesy of Mario followed by a twirling contoller attack from Links arsenal! XBOX startled begins to move really quickly around the Cube whos begins to become dizzy and falls over.
PS2 looks at the fallen CUBE and notices that its wires are tangled and begins to count to 10 as if it is reached the console will be rendered useless.
At 8, Gamecube whips its controller at XBOX and hits the reset button causing XBOX to be momenterally frozen! Cube quickly ejects SSB:MELEE and inserts... RESIDENT EVIL!
BOX wakes up to find a Beretta handgun being aimed at him, so quickly speeds out of harms way as shots are fired, unforutnatly a stray shot hit the XBOES controller wire and it is diasabled!!
PS2 looks at XBOX and asks if he can continue.. he can!
CUBE changes weapons, brings out a shotgun! XBOX quickly changes disks.. inserts... HALO!
A full on shootout starts with several pieces of each console being broken off! A stray cartridge from a re-loading gun flips over and hits the PS2's reset button! He must reload!
*CROWD BOO WIDELY!*
Bill gates is on his way down to the ring! Holding something is his hand!
XBOX takes a crack shot at Gamecube and blows off his control pad which sends him crashing to the ground!
Bill Gates jumps into the ring and gives XBOX something! Its a copy of ROCKY!! Bill Gates gets out of the ring and slowly backs up the ramp and waits at the top watching to match...
*PS2 finishes re-loading*
CUBE is up.. and BANG! down it goes! hard left by the BOX, CUBE up again dodges a right and a left.. BANG! uppercut by BOX sends CUBE down to the mat and it looks like XBOX has this one one as he slips in his final disk of the match.. WWE RAW!
Xbox, is signaling the top of the ring!
*BANG!*
What the hell! IT SHIGSY! HE JUST HIT GATES WITH A CHAIR!
*CROWD GOES INSANE*
Shigsy, presses a button on a remote which open the Gamecubes CD lid, and CUBE manages to pop out the existing CD, as Shigsy rolls in a copy of..
MARIO SUNSHINE!!
XBOX LEAPS FROM THE TOP FOR THE BIG FINISH!
*CUBE LOADS A FLUDD AND SHOOTS HIMSLEF AWAY*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* XBOX HITS THE RING WITH A HUGE THUDD!
OH MY GOD!
*cut to a tv which is showing the news*
Yet another MICROSOFT XBOX has started another earthquake..
*Back to match*
Cube is standing over a fallen BOX... PS2 is on the number 8 of the 10 count..
9
XBOX up! Tries some type of wrestling move.. but misses and Cube squirts the FLUDD at BOX's plugg...
*BOOM X BOX EXPLODES!*
*Ding*
ANNOUNCER: WINNER OF THE MATCH! GAMMMMMMEEEECUBBBBBE
*CROWD GOES NUTS*
THE END
well hope you all enjoyed that.. sorry if you think it was stupid just thought id be creative!
Thanks
Bazzman
The battle between X-box and Gamecube goes to a hole new level..
ANNOUNCER: This match is a disc swap match with a 4 disc maximum, and will end when either opponent is destroyed or is incapable of continuing to fight. Introducing first, the special guest referee... SONY'S PS2!
Out comes the PS2 to Metal Gear Solid Theme
*crowd goes nuts*
*Zelda remix music hits the stadium*
ANNOUNCER: And the fighters, Introducing first, From Tokyo Japan weighing in at 5.9kg representing NINTENDO... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEECUUUBE!
*Crowd go nuts*
*ABBA Money Money hits*
ANNOUNCER: and the challenger.. weighing in at 8kg.. Microsoft's
X-BOX!
*crowd begin to boo*
*ding*
Match starts and the two consoles begin by nserting a disc into they're drives, Gamecube inserts: SSB:MELEE and Xbox inserts Project Gotham.
Cube runs at Box and hits it with a three punch combo courtesy of Mario followed by a twirling contoller attack from Links arsenal! XBOX startled begins to move really quickly around the Cube whos begins to become dizzy and falls over.
PS2 looks at the fallen CUBE and notices that its wires are tangled and begins to count to 10 as if it is reached the console will be rendered useless.
At 8, Gamecube whips its controller at XBOX and hits the reset button causing XBOX to be momenterally frozen! Cube quickly ejects SSB:MELEE and inserts... RESIDENT EVIL!
BOX wakes up to find a Beretta handgun being aimed at him, so quickly speeds out of harms way as shots are fired, unforutnatly a stray shot hit the XBOES controller wire and it is diasabled!!
PS2 looks at XBOX and asks if he can continue.. he can!
CUBE changes weapons, brings out a shotgun! XBOX quickly changes disks.. inserts... HALO!
A full on shootout starts with several pieces of each console being broken off! A stray cartridge from a re-loading gun flips over and hits the PS2's reset button! He must reload!
*CROWD BOO WIDELY!*
Bill gates is on his way down to the ring! Holding something is his hand!
XBOX takes a crack shot at Gamecube and blows off his control pad which sends him crashing to the ground!
Bill Gates jumps into the ring and gives XBOX something! Its a copy of ROCKY!! Bill Gates gets out of the ring and slowly backs up the ramp and waits at the top watching to match...
*PS2 finishes re-loading*
CUBE is up.. and BANG! down it goes! hard left by the BOX, CUBE up again dodges a right and a left.. BANG! uppercut by BOX sends CUBE down to the mat and it looks like XBOX has this one one as he slips in his final disk of the match.. WWE RAW!
Xbox, is signaling the top of the ring!
*BANG!*
What the hell! IT SHIGSY! HE JUST HIT GATES WITH A CHAIR!
*CROWD GOES INSANE*
Shigsy, presses a button on a remote which open the Gamecubes CD lid, and CUBE manages to pop out the existing CD, as Shigsy rolls in a copy of..
MARIO SUNSHINE!!
XBOX LEAPS FROM THE TOP FOR THE BIG FINISH!
*CUBE LOADS A FLUDD AND SHOOTS HIMSLEF AWAY*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* XBOX HITS THE RING WITH A HUGE THUDD!
OH MY GOD!
*cut to a tv which is showing the news*
Yet another MICROSOFT XBOX has started another earthquake..
*Back to match*
Cube is standing over a fallen BOX... PS2 is on the number 8 of the 10 count..
9
XBOX up! Tries some type of wrestling move.. but misses and Cube squirts the FLUDD at BOX's plugg...
*BOOM X BOX EXPLODES!*
*Ding*
ANNOUNCER: WINNER OF THE MATCH! GAMMMMMMEEEECUBBBBBE
*CROWD GOES NUTS*
THE END
well hope you all enjoyed that.. sorry if you think it was stupid just thought id be creative!
Thanks
Bazzman
hope you all enjoyed that.. sorry if you think it was stupid just thought id be creative!
hmm im sure i wrote that
hmm im sure i wrote that
These things are older than Cop Ponts. You think nobody has ever thought of an actual console war?
Still, nothing wrong with trying to improve a formula.
Still, nothing wrong with trying to improve a formula.
hmm
where? u always say that about posts.
I did one of these all ready dude.
Next time, I wanna see Gamecube kick the PS2's black, skyscraper sized backside all over the ring, too. Good post, Bazza me old mucker.
heh, 'another microsoft x-box has started an earthquake'. nop notch. as always.
(Note - Sorry if you think this is boring or stupid I thought of this on the way work and yes I know consoles are not alive..)
The battle between X-box and Gamecube goes to a hole new level..
ANNOUNCER: This match is a disc swap match with a 4 disc maximum, and will end when either opponent is destroyed or is incapable of continuing to fight. Introducing first, the special guest referee... SONY'S PS2!
Out comes the PS2 to Metal Gear Solid Theme
*crowd goes nuts*
*Zelda remix music hits the stadium*
ANNOUNCER: And the fighters, Introducing first, From Tokyo Japan weighing in at 5.9kg representing NINTENDO... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEECUUUBE!
*Crowd go nuts*
*ABBA Money Money hits*
ANNOUNCER: and the challenger.. weighing in at 8kg.. Microsoft's
X-BOX!
*crowd begin to boo*
*ding*
Match starts and the two consoles begin by nserting a disc into they're drives, Gamecube inserts: SSB:MELEE and Xbox inserts Project Gotham.
Cube runs at Box and hits it with a three punch combo courtesy of Mario followed by a twirling contoller attack from Links arsenal! XBOX startled begins to move really quickly around the Cube whos begins to become dizzy and falls over.
PS2 looks at the fallen CUBE and notices that its wires are tangled and begins to count to 10 as if it is reached the console will be rendered useless.
At 8, Gamecube whips its controller at XBOX and hits the reset button causing XBOX to be momenterally frozen! Cube quickly ejects SSB:MELEE and inserts... RESIDENT EVIL!
BOX wakes up to find a Beretta handgun being aimed at him, so quickly speeds out of harms way as shots are fired, unforutnatly a stray shot hit the XBOES controller wire and it is diasabled!!
PS2 looks at XBOX and asks if he can continue.. he can!
CUBE changes weapons, brings out a shotgun! XBOX quickly changes disks.. inserts... HALO!
A full on shootout starts with several pieces of each console being broken off! A stray cartridge from a re-loading gun flips over and hits the PS2's reset button! He must reload!
*CROWD BOO WIDELY!*
Bill gates is on his way down to the ring! Holding something is his hand!
XBOX takes a crack shot at Gamecube and blows off his control pad which sends him crashing to the ground!
Bill Gates jumps into the ring and gives XBOX something! Its a copy of ROCKY!! Bill Gates gets out of the ring and slowly backs up the ramp and waits at the top watching to match...
*PS2 finishes re-loading*
CUBE is up.. and BANG! down it goes! hard left by the BOX, CUBE up again dodges a right and a left.. BANG! uppercut by BOX sends CUBE down to the mat and it looks like XBOX has this one one as he slips in his final disk of the match.. WWE RAW!
Xbox, is signaling the top of the ring!
*BANG!*
What the hell! IT SHIGSY! HE JUST HIT GATES WITH A CHAIR!
*CROWD GOES INSANE*
Shigsy, presses a button on a remote which open the Gamecubes CD lid, and CUBE manages to pop out the existing CD, as Shigsy rolls in a copy of..
MARIO SUNSHINE!!
XBOX LEAPS FROM THE TOP FOR THE BIG FINISH!
*CUBE LOADS A FLUDD AND SHOOTS HIMSLEF AWAY*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* XBOX HITS THE RING WITH A HUGE THUDD!
OH MY GOD!
*cut to a tv which is showing the news*
Yet another MICROSOFT XBOX has started another earthquake..
*Back to match*
Cube is standing over a fallen BOX... PS2 is on the number 8 of the 10 count..
9
XBOX up! Tries some type of wrestling move.. but misses and Cube squirts the FLUDD at BOX's plugg...
*BOOM X BOX EXPLODES!*
*Ding*
ANNOUNCER: WINNER OF THE MATCH! GAMMMMMMEEEECUBBBBBE
*CROWD GOES NUTS*
THE END
well hope you all enjoyed that.. sorry if you think it was stupid just thought id be creative!
Thanks
Bazzman
The battle between X-box and Gamecube goes to a hole new level..
ANNOUNCER: This match is a disc swap match with a 4 disc maximum, and will end when either opponent is destroyed or is incapable of continuing to fight. Introducing first, the special guest referee... SONY'S PS2!
Out comes the PS2 to Metal Gear Solid Theme
*crowd goes nuts*
*Zelda remix music hits the stadium*
ANNOUNCER: And the fighters, Introducing first, From Tokyo Japan weighing in at 5.9kg representing NINTENDO... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEECUUUBE!
*Crowd go nuts*
*ABBA Money Money hits*
ANNOUNCER: and the challenger.. weighing in at 8kg.. Microsoft's
X-BOX!
*crowd begin to boo*
*ding*
Match starts and the two consoles begin by nserting a disc into they're drives, Gamecube inserts: SSB:MELEE and Xbox inserts Project Gotham.
Cube runs at Box and hits it with a three punch combo courtesy of Mario followed by a twirling contoller attack from Links arsenal! XBOX startled begins to move really quickly around the Cube whos begins to become dizzy and falls over.
PS2 looks at the fallen CUBE and notices that its wires are tangled and begins to count to 10 as if it is reached the console will be rendered useless.
At 8, Gamecube whips its controller at XBOX and hits the reset button causing XBOX to be momenterally frozen! Cube quickly ejects SSB:MELEE and inserts... RESIDENT EVIL!
BOX wakes up to find a Beretta handgun being aimed at him, so quickly speeds out of harms way as shots are fired, unforutnatly a stray shot hit the XBOES controller wire and it is diasabled!!
PS2 looks at XBOX and asks if he can continue.. he can!
CUBE changes weapons, brings out a shotgun! XBOX quickly changes disks.. inserts... HALO!
A full on shootout starts with several pieces of each console being broken off! A stray cartridge from a re-loading gun flips over and hits the PS2's reset button! He must reload!
*CROWD BOO WIDELY!*
Bill gates is on his way down to the ring! Holding something is his hand!
XBOX takes a crack shot at Gamecube and blows off his control pad which sends him crashing to the ground!
Bill Gates jumps into the ring and gives XBOX something! Its a copy of ROCKY!! Bill Gates gets out of the ring and slowly backs up the ramp and waits at the top watching to match...
*PS2 finishes re-loading*
CUBE is up.. and BANG! down it goes! hard left by the BOX, CUBE up again dodges a right and a left.. BANG! uppercut by BOX sends CUBE down to the mat and it looks like XBOX has this one one as he slips in his final disk of the match.. WWE RAW!
Xbox, is signaling the top of the ring!
*BANG!*
What the hell! IT SHIGSY! HE JUST HIT GATES WITH A CHAIR!
*CROWD GOES INSANE*
Shigsy, presses a button on a remote which open the Gamecubes CD lid, and CUBE manages to pop out the existing CD, as Shigsy rolls in a copy of..
MARIO SUNSHINE!!
XBOX LEAPS FROM THE TOP FOR THE BIG FINISH!
*CUBE LOADS A FLUDD AND SHOOTS HIMSLEF AWAY*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* XBOX HITS THE RING WITH A HUGE THUDD!
OH MY GOD!
*cut to a tv which is showing the news*
Yet another MICROSOFT XBOX has started another earthquake..
*Back to match*
Cube is standing over a fallen BOX... PS2 is on the number 8 of the 10 count..
9
XBOX up! Tries some type of wrestling move.. but misses and Cube squirts the FLUDD at BOX's plugg...
*BOOM X BOX EXPLODES!*
*Ding*
ANNOUNCER: WINNER OF THE MATCH! GAMMMMMMEEEECUBBBBBE
*CROWD GOES NUTS*
THE END
well hope you all enjoyed that.. sorry if you think it was stupid just thought id be creative!
Thanks
Bazzman