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You dirty Argentinian tomatoes with all your money.
From the youngsters of the forum just out of a cot and a world of teletubbies, to those who remember that old bag Maggie Thatcher. All of you seem to have a constant supply of new gaming software and hardware. " Ooohh I have a Playstation 2 and X-Box and everythink " well go swallow a watermelon.
While you are all down to your local G**E, or of course looking at the fine Special Resereve. HEH I didn't write that you dirty lot have done something:
G**E
PCW***D
E**C****ICS B*****E
Hmmm interesting. Anyway when your all spending £300 a pop on some box full of black chips and microhelmets I'm building a rocket that while take me to a galaxy far, far away.
For in the future, games will be non-existent followed by the human race. The world is swallowing its resources like the fat cat it is. And crapping in a hole. The fuels will run out, meaning no electricity and no games. The world will become one large war fighting for a small patch of oil in the North Sea. So while you all dying a miserable death, I shall be in my rocket heading for Alpha Centurea with an endless supple of music which I spent all my money on.
I don't need you filthy gaming machines, I'm quite happy playing my PC with its 433Mhz processor and whatever else it has. So there, but if you wish you could send me and X-Box with a few games, just for research purposes.
Your day will come... HO HO HO
From the youngsters of the forum just out of a cot and a world of teletubbies, to those who remember that old bag Maggie Thatcher. All of you seem to have a constant supply of new gaming software and hardware. " Ooohh I have a Playstation 2 and X-Box and everythink " well go swallow a watermelon.
While you are all down to your local G**E, or of course looking at the fine Special Resereve. HEH I didn't write that you dirty lot have done something:
G**E
PCW***D
E**C****ICS B*****E
Hmmm interesting. Anyway when your all spending £300 a pop on some box full of black chips and microhelmets I'm building a rocket that while take me to a galaxy far, far away.
For in the future, games will be non-existent followed by the human race. The world is swallowing its resources like the fat cat it is. And crapping in a hole. The fuels will run out, meaning no electricity and no games. The world will become one large war fighting for a small patch of oil in the North Sea. So while you all dying a miserable death, I shall be in my rocket heading for Alpha Centurea with an endless supple of music which I spent all my money on.
I don't need you filthy gaming machines, I'm quite happy playing my PC with its 433Mhz processor and whatever else it has. So there, but if you wish you could send me and X-Box with a few games, just for research purposes.
Your day will come... HO HO HO
Alpha Centauri... what a star... *Tumbleweed blows by*
*hands Sheepy some anti-depressants and wanders off*
*hands Sheepy some anti-depressants and wanders off*
You dirty Argentinian tomatoes with all your money.
From the youngsters of the forum just out of a cot and a world of teletubbies, to those who remember that old bag Maggie Thatcher. All of you seem to have a constant supply of new gaming software and hardware. " Ooohh I have a Playstation 2 and X-Box and everythink " well go swallow a watermelon.
While you are all down to your local G**E, or of course looking at the fine Special Resereve. HEH I didn't write that you dirty lot have done something:
G**E
PCW***D
E**C****ICS B*****E
Hmmm interesting. Anyway when your all spending £300 a pop on some box full of black chips and microhelmets I'm building a rocket that while take me to a galaxy far, far away.
For in the future, games will be non-existent followed by the human race. The world is swallowing its resources like the fat cat it is. And crapping in a hole. The fuels will run out, meaning no electricity and no games. The world will become one large war fighting for a small patch of oil in the North Sea. So while you all dying a miserable death, I shall be in my rocket heading for Alpha Centurea with an endless supple of music which I spent all my money on.
I don't need you filthy gaming machines, I'm quite happy playing my PC with its 433Mhz processor and whatever else it has. So there, but if you wish you could send me and X-Box with a few games, just for research purposes.
Your day will come... HO HO HO
From the youngsters of the forum just out of a cot and a world of teletubbies, to those who remember that old bag Maggie Thatcher. All of you seem to have a constant supply of new gaming software and hardware. " Ooohh I have a Playstation 2 and X-Box and everythink " well go swallow a watermelon.
While you are all down to your local G**E, or of course looking at the fine Special Resereve. HEH I didn't write that you dirty lot have done something:
G**E
PCW***D
E**C****ICS B*****E
Hmmm interesting. Anyway when your all spending £300 a pop on some box full of black chips and microhelmets I'm building a rocket that while take me to a galaxy far, far away.
For in the future, games will be non-existent followed by the human race. The world is swallowing its resources like the fat cat it is. And crapping in a hole. The fuels will run out, meaning no electricity and no games. The world will become one large war fighting for a small patch of oil in the North Sea. So while you all dying a miserable death, I shall be in my rocket heading for Alpha Centurea with an endless supple of music which I spent all my money on.
I don't need you filthy gaming machines, I'm quite happy playing my PC with its 433Mhz processor and whatever else it has. So there, but if you wish you could send me and X-Box with a few games, just for research purposes.
Your day will come... HO HO HO