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Welcome to the Nintendo Brother Preview Post, where we go over the contestants and what they have packed to go into the house, and also information about accommodation.
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Nintendo Big Brother. A scary thought isn’t it? 6 Nintendo Characters locked up into a house somewhere in the South of Italy for gods know how many weeks with only themselves to keep each other happy. Well now it’s coming true baby! So get ready, as we (I say we, but I mean I) prepare you for the reality post of your life…
The Contestants:
These are the contestants that shall battle it out until the end. I know some of these characters don’t want to go on, but I am forcing them to…
Male:
Mario (who’d have guessed?)
GonGon (Star of Super Monkey Ball)
Doshin (The Giant who had to do bad things and shrink to get into the house)
Female:
Daisy (Some Kind Of Princess)
Dixie Kong (From Donkey Kong)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
The House
Location – Somewhere in Wales
Built Out Of – Question Mark Blocks
Built By – Luigi
Cost To Build – A Hug
Get CLOSER to the Contestants
Mario
Personal Statement – ‘It’s-a me!’
Has Packed - A Yoshi Egg
Why? Mario says he packed the Yoshi Egg to ‘ride’ whenever he feels like he is missing Peach…
A Peach Mask
Why? And We Quote ‘To make the Yoshi experience more lifelike’
A Mushroom
Why? To give him a ‘lift’ when he is running out of energy
GonGon
Personal Statement – ‘Grunt’
Has Packed – Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Unripened Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Doshin
Personal Statement – ‘I’m not Gay, Miyamoto gave me this Colour!’
Has Packed - Villagers
Why? So He can Help – Or Kill – them in the house
GameCube Joy pad
Why? So He can turn EVIL at the touch of a button.
Water
Why? For a bed… Won’t do anything for the garden though…
Daisy
Personal Statement – ‘I dumped Mario, not vice versa’
Has Packed - Copies of Super Mario Land
Why? To try and lure Mario back with the good old days of their affair
Her Super Smash Brother Melee Trophy
Why? It’s part of her les than 5 minutes of fame and the last thing she’ll probably ever appear in.
A ‘Peach’ Dartboard
Why? People always think she is Peach with a different name, but they are WRONG, but it annoys her, so she vents her anger on the dartboard. Oh, and Mario chose Peach over herself.
Dixie Kong
Personal Statement – ‘Monkey with an Attitude’
Has Packed - Her Electric Guitar
Why? So she can do them stupidly un–synced solos from Donkey Kong 2 on the SNES
Barrel
Why? This one actually got confiscated – Dixie was trying to sneak Diddy Kong into the house – Cheeky monkey
Plastic Ball
Why? To try and advertise herself to SEGA for inclusion in ‘Monkey Ball 3’
Jill Valentine
Personal Statement – ‘Chris?’
Has Packed - Her Berretta
Why? Still petrified after Resident Evil, she is scared to go into houses unarmed – Lucky for us we bought some rabid dos to get her inside…
Clock Tape
Why? To annoy the viewers during the silent bits where nobody is talking – all you’ll be able to hear is ‘Tick – Tock – Tick – Tock…’
A Cheese Sandwich
Why? No reason.
Fin
There, I’ll do Day 1 Tomorrow If I can be Bothered – Other than That It’ll just be an occasional series which I update when I want…
Welcome to the Nintendo Brother Preview Post, where we go over the contestants and what they have packed to go into the house, and also information about accommodation.
----
Nintendo Big Brother. A scary thought isn’t it? 6 Nintendo Characters locked up into a house somewhere in the South of Italy for gods know how many weeks with only themselves to keep each other happy. Well now it’s coming true baby! So get ready, as we (I say we, but I mean I) prepare you for the reality post of your life…
The Contestants:
These are the contestants that shall battle it out until the end. I know some of these characters don’t want to go on, but I am forcing them to…
Male:
Mario (who’d have guessed?)
GonGon (Star of Super Monkey Ball)
Doshin (The Giant who had to do bad things and shrink to get into the house)
Female:
Daisy (Some Kind Of Princess)
Dixie Kong (From Donkey Kong)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
The House
Location – Somewhere in Wales
Built Out Of – Question Mark Blocks
Built By – Luigi
Cost To Build – A Hug
Get CLOSER to the Contestants
Mario
Personal Statement – ‘It’s-a me!’
Has Packed - A Yoshi Egg
Why? Mario says he packed the Yoshi Egg to ‘ride’ whenever he feels like he is missing Peach…
A Peach Mask
Why? And We Quote ‘To make the Yoshi experience more lifelike’
A Mushroom
Why? To give him a ‘lift’ when he is running out of energy
GonGon
Personal Statement – ‘Grunt’
Has Packed – Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Unripened Bananas
Why? ‘Grunt’
Doshin
Personal Statement – ‘I’m not Gay, Miyamoto gave me this Colour!’
Has Packed - Villagers
Why? So He can Help – Or Kill – them in the house
GameCube Joy pad
Why? So He can turn EVIL at the touch of a button.
Water
Why? For a bed… Won’t do anything for the garden though…
Daisy
Personal Statement – ‘I dumped Mario, not vice versa’
Has Packed - Copies of Super Mario Land
Why? To try and lure Mario back with the good old days of their affair
Her Super Smash Brother Melee Trophy
Why? It’s part of her les than 5 minutes of fame and the last thing she’ll probably ever appear in.
A ‘Peach’ Dartboard
Why? People always think she is Peach with a different name, but they are WRONG, but it annoys her, so she vents her anger on the dartboard. Oh, and Mario chose Peach over herself.
Dixie Kong
Personal Statement – ‘Monkey with an Attitude’
Has Packed - Her Electric Guitar
Why? So she can do them stupidly un–synced solos from Donkey Kong 2 on the SNES
Barrel
Why? This one actually got confiscated – Dixie was trying to sneak Diddy Kong into the house – Cheeky monkey
Plastic Ball
Why? To try and advertise herself to SEGA for inclusion in ‘Monkey Ball 3’
Jill Valentine
Personal Statement – ‘Chris?’
Has Packed - Her Berretta
Why? Still petrified after Resident Evil, she is scared to go into houses unarmed – Lucky for us we bought some rabid dos to get her inside…
Clock Tape
Why? To annoy the viewers during the silent bits where nobody is talking – all you’ll be able to hear is ‘Tick – Tock – Tick – Tock…’
A Cheese Sandwich
Why? No reason.
Fin
There, I’ll do Day 1 Tomorrow If I can be Bothered – Other than That It’ll just be an occasional series which I update when I want…