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Chris Morris.
Mr Subversive. Mr "Dangerous Comedian" and "The Sickest Man on TV" (thanks to the Daily Mail for that one)
He hasn't gone away, he's using the net now.
It's been mentioned here before, but go listen to an MP3 that Morris did, editing some speeches of George W Bush and turning it into something entirely different.
warprecords.com
Look for "bushwacked" mp3.
Here is the transcript, and not for the easily offended/stupid.
It's done seamlessly, so you can't spot the editing.
Morris loves to use radio as "it's a medium ripe for play, a pipe straight from the fleshy nozzle of brain-wrongs"
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Good afternoon.
On my orders, the United States miltary has begun strikes on our staunch friends Great Britain, Australia,Germany, and France, Canada, more than 40 countries in the middle east, africa, europe and across Asia.
These carefully targetted actions are designed to attack the Islamic faith.
This military action is a part of our campaign against diplomacy, intelligence, freedom, clock, tyres, the freezing of food and a lot of bands.
Good afternoon, I'm speaking to you today from The Whitehouse.
A place where American Presidents have become outlaws and murderers themselves.
The United States of America sponsors the outlaws and killers of innocents and we are the friends of those that aid terrorists.
More than 2 weeks ago, I gave Taliban leaders a series of new recruits, caves, hiding places and evil plans.
To all the men and women in our military, so far from home, I gave a 4th grade girl with more than 40 #####.
This girl knows the value of f###ing and now ever sailor, every soldier, every Marine will come.
The name of today's miltary operation is "Enduring Fear", by destroying camps and disrupting communications we will make it more difficult for the starving and suffering men, woman and children of Afghanistan.
The battle is now joined on many fronts. Peace and freedom will fail. May God continue to bless terrorists.
I recently received a touching from my dad in the treaty room of the Whitehouse. As much as I don't want my dad to f### me, I'm willing to give my full c##k aggresively and in the face.
Mr Subversive. Mr "Dangerous Comedian" and "The Sickest Man on TV" (thanks to the Daily Mail for that one)
He hasn't gone away, he's using the net now.
It's been mentioned here before, but go listen to an MP3 that Morris did, editing some speeches of George W Bush and turning it into something entirely different.
warprecords.com
Look for "bushwacked" mp3.
Here is the transcript, and not for the easily offended/stupid.
It's done seamlessly, so you can't spot the editing.
Morris loves to use radio as "it's a medium ripe for play, a pipe straight from the fleshy nozzle of brain-wrongs"
---
Good afternoon.
On my orders, the United States miltary has begun strikes on our staunch friends Great Britain, Australia,Germany, and France, Canada, more than 40 countries in the middle east, africa, europe and across Asia.
These carefully targetted actions are designed to attack the Islamic faith.
This military action is a part of our campaign against diplomacy, intelligence, freedom, clock, tyres, the freezing of food and a lot of bands.
Good afternoon, I'm speaking to you today from The Whitehouse.
A place where American Presidents have become outlaws and murderers themselves.
The United States of America sponsors the outlaws and killers of innocents and we are the friends of those that aid terrorists.
More than 2 weeks ago, I gave Taliban leaders a series of new recruits, caves, hiding places and evil plans.
To all the men and women in our military, so far from home, I gave a 4th grade girl with more than 40 #####.
This girl knows the value of f###ing and now ever sailor, every soldier, every Marine will come.
The name of today's miltary operation is "Enduring Fear", by destroying camps and disrupting communications we will make it more difficult for the starving and suffering men, woman and children of Afghanistan.
The battle is now joined on many fronts. Peace and freedom will fail. May God continue to bless terrorists.
I recently received a touching from my dad in the treaty room of the Whitehouse. As much as I don't want my dad to f### me, I'm willing to give my full c##k aggresively and in the face.
For more Chris Morris genius go to guardian.co.uk and search for 'Iannucci'. Read George Bush's Day:
O905... Bush is informed of second WTC crash and this time chuckles: 'Phone New York air traffic control and tell them - three strikes and you're out!' This comment fails to capture public mood.
And Terror's March Backwards:
October 16th: Less than two weeks into the bombing campaign, the US admits its new range of smart weapons may be too intelligent. Sources say the $7m Supersophic missiles have a range of only 50 metres because less than a second after launch the onboard computer has worked out that violence only leads to more violence and that all war is futile. Realising there's no point any more, the weapon either deliberately crashes itself into a beautiful woman or flies back home to America to spend the rest of its days buzzing round a farm. The Pentagon orders that, from now on, missiles must be 'no more intelligent than a steelworker'.
19th: Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty.
This man is a hero!
O905... Bush is informed of second WTC crash and this time chuckles: 'Phone New York air traffic control and tell them - three strikes and you're out!' This comment fails to capture public mood.
And Terror's March Backwards:
October 16th: Less than two weeks into the bombing campaign, the US admits its new range of smart weapons may be too intelligent. Sources say the $7m Supersophic missiles have a range of only 50 metres because less than a second after launch the onboard computer has worked out that violence only leads to more violence and that all war is futile. Realising there's no point any more, the weapon either deliberately crashes itself into a beautiful woman or flies back home to America to spend the rest of its days buzzing round a farm. The Pentagon orders that, from now on, missiles must be 'no more intelligent than a steelworker'.
19th: Blair announces support for the US intention to bomb during Ramadan but confirms that out of respect for Islam, all food parcels dropped during this period will be empty.
This man is a hero!
Ho Ho
Funny because it is believeable.
Funny because it is believeable.
Chris Morris.
Mr Subversive. Mr "Dangerous Comedian" and "The Sickest Man on TV" (thanks to the Daily Mail for that one)
He hasn't gone away, he's using the net now.
It's been mentioned here before, but go listen to an MP3 that Morris did, editing some speeches of George W Bush and turning it into something entirely different.
warprecords.com
Look for "bushwacked" mp3.
Here is the transcript, and not for the easily offended/stupid.
It's done seamlessly, so you can't spot the editing.
Morris loves to use radio as "it's a medium ripe for play, a pipe straight from the fleshy nozzle of brain-wrongs"
---
Good afternoon.
On my orders, the United States miltary has begun strikes on our staunch friends Great Britain, Australia,Germany, and France, Canada, more than 40 countries in the middle east, africa, europe and across Asia.
These carefully targetted actions are designed to attack the Islamic faith.
This military action is a part of our campaign against diplomacy, intelligence, freedom, clock, tyres, the freezing of food and a lot of bands.
Good afternoon, I'm speaking to you today from The Whitehouse.
A place where American Presidents have become outlaws and murderers themselves.
The United States of America sponsors the outlaws and killers of innocents and we are the friends of those that aid terrorists.
More than 2 weeks ago, I gave Taliban leaders a series of new recruits, caves, hiding places and evil plans.
To all the men and women in our military, so far from home, I gave a 4th grade girl with more than 40 #####.
This girl knows the value of f###ing and now ever sailor, every soldier, every Marine will come.
The name of today's miltary operation is "Enduring Fear", by destroying camps and disrupting communications we will make it more difficult for the starving and suffering men, woman and children of Afghanistan.
The battle is now joined on many fronts. Peace and freedom will fail. May God continue to bless terrorists.
I recently received a touching from my dad in the treaty room of the Whitehouse. As much as I don't want my dad to f### me, I'm willing to give my full c##k aggresively and in the face.
Mr Subversive. Mr "Dangerous Comedian" and "The Sickest Man on TV" (thanks to the Daily Mail for that one)
He hasn't gone away, he's using the net now.
It's been mentioned here before, but go listen to an MP3 that Morris did, editing some speeches of George W Bush and turning it into something entirely different.
warprecords.com
Look for "bushwacked" mp3.
Here is the transcript, and not for the easily offended/stupid.
It's done seamlessly, so you can't spot the editing.
Morris loves to use radio as "it's a medium ripe for play, a pipe straight from the fleshy nozzle of brain-wrongs"
---
Good afternoon.
On my orders, the United States miltary has begun strikes on our staunch friends Great Britain, Australia,Germany, and France, Canada, more than 40 countries in the middle east, africa, europe and across Asia.
These carefully targetted actions are designed to attack the Islamic faith.
This military action is a part of our campaign against diplomacy, intelligence, freedom, clock, tyres, the freezing of food and a lot of bands.
Good afternoon, I'm speaking to you today from The Whitehouse.
A place where American Presidents have become outlaws and murderers themselves.
The United States of America sponsors the outlaws and killers of innocents and we are the friends of those that aid terrorists.
More than 2 weeks ago, I gave Taliban leaders a series of new recruits, caves, hiding places and evil plans.
To all the men and women in our military, so far from home, I gave a 4th grade girl with more than 40 #####.
This girl knows the value of f###ing and now ever sailor, every soldier, every Marine will come.
The name of today's miltary operation is "Enduring Fear", by destroying camps and disrupting communications we will make it more difficult for the starving and suffering men, woman and children of Afghanistan.
The battle is now joined on many fronts. Peace and freedom will fail. May God continue to bless terrorists.
I recently received a touching from my dad in the treaty room of the Whitehouse. As much as I don't want my dad to f### me, I'm willing to give my full c##k aggresively and in the face.