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After a conversation about new resi evil names and games i realised that the names of Resident Evil games suck, they should come up with some more - better names to call them with more comical stories.
Resident Evil - Zombie Time
You go around as Bob, the dumb flesh eating zombie and you have to escape the wraths of the evil Rebecca, Jill and Billy who are trying to wipe out your civilisation for no apparent reason
Ending, You get killed by Jill and all the other zombies have a keg party
Sales - Very high
Rating - Great
Comment - Resident evil from a new perspective
Resident Evil - The Crazy One
Rebecca wipes out the entire zombie civilisation so she decides to inject herself with the deadly virus aand becomes half human half zombie
Ending - rebbeca wants rid of the zombe so she blows her brains ut by accident.
Sales - Huge
Rating - Not worth typing
Comments - Ten seconds of gameplay where you walk over to the pistol, the rest happens from there. What a load of crap
Resi Kart
Well, you can guess this yourself, characters include Bob, Rebecca, Billy, Jill and the Nemesis. Mitch makes a guest appearance as the camera guy.
Sales - Low
Rating - Outstanding
Comments - Too bad no-one bought this, it was a really great game
There were more, but this conversation happened about 2 months ago and i cant remember the rest, there were about twenty so ill post more as i remember them.
Resident Evil - Zombie Time
You go around as Bob, the dumb flesh eating zombie and you have to escape the wraths of the evil Rebecca, Jill and Billy who are trying to wipe out your civilisation for no apparent reason
Ending, You get killed by Jill and all the other zombies have a keg party
Sales - Very high
Rating - Great
Comment - Resident evil from a new perspective
Resident Evil - The Crazy One
Rebecca wipes out the entire zombie civilisation so she decides to inject herself with the deadly virus aand becomes half human half zombie
Ending - rebbeca wants rid of the zombe so she blows her brains ut by accident.
Sales - Huge
Rating - Not worth typing
Comments - Ten seconds of gameplay where you walk over to the pistol, the rest happens from there. What a load of crap
Resi Kart
Well, you can guess this yourself, characters include Bob, Rebecca, Billy, Jill and the Nemesis. Mitch makes a guest appearance as the camera guy.
Sales - Low
Rating - Outstanding
Comments - Too bad no-one bought this, it was a really great game
There were more, but this conversation happened about 2 months ago and i cant remember the rest, there were about twenty so ill post more as i remember them.
maddmun wrote:
> on a side note
I read that as "on a suicide note"
Hmm.
> on a side note
I read that as "on a suicide note"
Hmm.
on a side note i have hit my head many times (three bike accidents, one involving a lampost, seriously, thrown on to concrete ground landing head first, hitting my head off of a window/desk many, many times and falling over a couple of times) and i dont think the radiation from 6 different head xrays has helped
i seriously had this conversation! one of my friends (a little cuckoo) had never heard of resident evil and then suddenly we started coming up with stupid resi evil game ideas and names such as Resident Evil - But there's no-one living in the house (drastic failure especially by name) and im bored so i decided to post it
That was terrible. I hope you wern't trying to win a GAD.
Erm, yeh, woteva man
one of them waz
Resident Evil - The Good Residents
The zombies go around heping mankind
Sales ----------¬
Rating - Drastic Failure
Comment_________/
Resident Evil - The Good Residents
The zombies go around heping mankind
Sales ----------¬
Rating - Drastic Failure
Comment_________/
After a conversation about new resi evil names and games i realised that the names of Resident Evil games suck, they should come up with some more - better names to call them with more comical stories.
Resident Evil - Zombie Time
You go around as Bob, the dumb flesh eating zombie and you have to escape the wraths of the evil Rebecca, Jill and Billy who are trying to wipe out your civilisation for no apparent reason
Ending, You get killed by Jill and all the other zombies have a keg party
Sales - Very high
Rating - Great
Comment - Resident evil from a new perspective
Resident Evil - The Crazy One
Rebecca wipes out the entire zombie civilisation so she decides to inject herself with the deadly virus aand becomes half human half zombie
Ending - rebbeca wants rid of the zombe so she blows her brains ut by accident.
Sales - Huge
Rating - Not worth typing
Comments - Ten seconds of gameplay where you walk over to the pistol, the rest happens from there. What a load of crap
Resi Kart
Well, you can guess this yourself, characters include Bob, Rebecca, Billy, Jill and the Nemesis. Mitch makes a guest appearance as the camera guy.
Sales - Low
Rating - Outstanding
Comments - Too bad no-one bought this, it was a really great game
There were more, but this conversation happened about 2 months ago and i cant remember the rest, there were about twenty so ill post more as i remember them.
Resident Evil - Zombie Time
You go around as Bob, the dumb flesh eating zombie and you have to escape the wraths of the evil Rebecca, Jill and Billy who are trying to wipe out your civilisation for no apparent reason
Ending, You get killed by Jill and all the other zombies have a keg party
Sales - Very high
Rating - Great
Comment - Resident evil from a new perspective
Resident Evil - The Crazy One
Rebecca wipes out the entire zombie civilisation so she decides to inject herself with the deadly virus aand becomes half human half zombie
Ending - rebbeca wants rid of the zombe so she blows her brains ut by accident.
Sales - Huge
Rating - Not worth typing
Comments - Ten seconds of gameplay where you walk over to the pistol, the rest happens from there. What a load of crap
Resi Kart
Well, you can guess this yourself, characters include Bob, Rebecca, Billy, Jill and the Nemesis. Mitch makes a guest appearance as the camera guy.
Sales - Low
Rating - Outstanding
Comments - Too bad no-one bought this, it was a really great game
There were more, but this conversation happened about 2 months ago and i cant remember the rest, there were about twenty so ill post more as i remember them.