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"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Downloaded a bunch of prank phone calls with someone using clips from "Kindergarten Cop" to annoy the caller.

Best one?
Phoning Domino's Pizza.

"Who the hell is this?"
"This is Det John Kimble!"
"I don't care who you are"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Shut up!"
"You shut up pig"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"I'm a police officer!"
"I dont care, I'll break you in half"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

He calls Gateway a few times, and on one of them he keeps calling the a son of a b*tch, and the guy (typically American) just keeps saying "Hey, John, you're going to have to keep this at a professional level, OK?"

Funny stuff

Anyway, I made a programme you can use to make your own (as long as you have two phones) I've already used it loads of my mates and they all think it's a real person

Get my on MSN if you want it ([email protected])

This is the "Arnie calls Dominos" call with the "Kindergarten Cop" lines and a very, very angry Domino guy.
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Arnie "How are you?"
Domino Guy "Alright"
"I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer immediately"
"Ok"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Detective John Kimble!"
"Who?"
"I'm Detective John Kimble!"

"I'm a police officer"
"Ok"
"Stop whining!"

"Stop it!"

"You idiot!"
(In Arnie voice back to him)"Oy Oy"
"You lack discipine"
(in Arnie voice back to him)"Oi oi"
"How are you?"
"Alright"
"I'm a cop you idiot!"
"I don't care"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
(In Arnie Voice back to him)"Who is your daddy"
"I'm a police officer"
"I don't care"

"You pig"
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!"
"Ja ja ja!"
"Stop it!"

"First I would just like to get to know you"
(Domino guy makes noises down the phone)
"I'm a cop you idiot!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble!"

Anyone the addresses for sites with these on - I have arnie calls gateway but cant find that dominoes anywhere

By far the funniest one I've heard of is Arnie's Pizza Shop, which goes a little like this:

Arnie: Hello, welcome to Arnold's Pizza Shop. I'm not here right now, I'm out killing peperroni, so I can give you good pizza. a piece of peperroni and punch it through your head.

There's a lot more, but I haven't heard it for months. That was the point where I started cracking up. I've also heard '' and 'Retard phones walmart'. I've heard one to McDonalds, and one to Burger King. Here's another funny one:


*People begin laughing on Guy 1's line*

2: Erm...

So, it turned out that Guy 1 who said that his wife was cursed out, was the actual prankster. Poetry...

I downloaded the original board of the Arnie ones, used it a lot and because of it I have lost friends.

:(

yeh i got them too very funny, i was using napster, i also got one about a man named karpal who does pranks they are exreamly funny to, you can get it at:-

http:// www.sleestak.net/ humor/kerpal.mp3

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Downloaded a bunch of prank phone calls with someone using clips from "Kindergarten Cop" to annoy the caller.

Best one?
Phoning Domino's Pizza.

"Who the hell is this?"
"This is Det John Kimble!"
"I don't care who you are"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Shut up!"
"You shut up pig"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"I'm a police officer!"
"I dont care, I'll break you in half"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"