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The first person to read can continue the story, and so on. Ok?
Story: The Crash of SR
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The body sits there, half drowned in a pool of rubbish, and half awake.
"Ergh! Ah! Eh!?", shouts the person, waking up, discarding the mound of rubbish that sits on his lap. He continues typing, when he suddenly shouts "No!" and goes into what the writers describe as shock, so I'll describe it as shock. Eyes glued to the screen, this person is clearly upset about something. The door then flings open.
"Yo Kid? You down here?", shouts a loud, raucus voice.
"Kid Rock? It's mum, you down here?"
She walks over to the computer, to see Kid Rock, frozen stiff, with his eyes wide open and his mouth drooping down. She checks for a pulse, but finds nothing. She looks to the computer screen, and it reads "SERVER DOWN".
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He sits in his chair, with a mouse in one hand, and a packet of Walkers' in the other.
"More cakes!", shouts the person, and in an instant, a woman with a tray of cakes runs in.
"Here ya are luv."
She hands the tray to him.
"That's Goatboy to you! Now back to the kitchen and make me some more food! Oh, and cool down the plates, they can't keep up with m..."
She is already gone, and Goatboy is frozen in shock, like the same symptoms of Kid Rock. She walks in and drops the tray, in between screams. She runs over and shakes Goatboy, but it is too late - he is gone.
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"Right, here we are. The zoo.", says Snuggly to his missus.
"Ok, let's go."
"But wait Missus, I wanna check something."
You see, her name was Missus Snuggly, and yes, that is her real name. Missus gets out of the car, whilst Snuggly taps in a few keys and "SERVER DOWN" appears.
"Sorted. Let's go honey!"
And off they went, into the zoo to have fun, whilst SR turned into a hell.
To be continued...
Story: The Crash of SR
--------------------------------
The body sits there, half drowned in a pool of rubbish, and half awake.
"Ergh! Ah! Eh!?", shouts the person, waking up, discarding the mound of rubbish that sits on his lap. He continues typing, when he suddenly shouts "No!" and goes into what the writers describe as shock, so I'll describe it as shock. Eyes glued to the screen, this person is clearly upset about something. The door then flings open.
"Yo Kid? You down here?", shouts a loud, raucus voice.
"Kid Rock? It's mum, you down here?"
She walks over to the computer, to see Kid Rock, frozen stiff, with his eyes wide open and his mouth drooping down. She checks for a pulse, but finds nothing. She looks to the computer screen, and it reads "SERVER DOWN".
--------------------
He sits in his chair, with a mouse in one hand, and a packet of Walkers' in the other.
"More cakes!", shouts the person, and in an instant, a woman with a tray of cakes runs in.
"Here ya are luv."
She hands the tray to him.
"That's Goatboy to you! Now back to the kitchen and make me some more food! Oh, and cool down the plates, they can't keep up with m..."
She is already gone, and Goatboy is frozen in shock, like the same symptoms of Kid Rock. She walks in and drops the tray, in between screams. She runs over and shakes Goatboy, but it is too late - he is gone.
--------------------
"Right, here we are. The zoo.", says Snuggly to his missus.
"Ok, let's go."
"But wait Missus, I wanna check something."
You see, her name was Missus Snuggly, and yes, that is her real name. Missus gets out of the car, whilst Snuggly taps in a few keys and "SERVER DOWN" appears.
"Sorted. Let's go honey!"
And off they went, into the zoo to have fun, whilst SR turned into a hell.
To be continued...
Then the Servers went up again and everyone way happy
The first person to read can continue the story, and so on. Ok?
Story: The Crash of SR
--------------------------------
The body sits there, half drowned in a pool of rubbish, and half awake.
"Ergh! Ah! Eh!?", shouts the person, waking up, discarding the mound of rubbish that sits on his lap. He continues typing, when he suddenly shouts "No!" and goes into what the writers describe as shock, so I'll describe it as shock. Eyes glued to the screen, this person is clearly upset about something. The door then flings open.
"Yo Kid? You down here?", shouts a loud, raucus voice.
"Kid Rock? It's mum, you down here?"
She walks over to the computer, to see Kid Rock, frozen stiff, with his eyes wide open and his mouth drooping down. She checks for a pulse, but finds nothing. She looks to the computer screen, and it reads "SERVER DOWN".
--------------------
He sits in his chair, with a mouse in one hand, and a packet of Walkers' in the other.
"More cakes!", shouts the person, and in an instant, a woman with a tray of cakes runs in.
"Here ya are luv."
She hands the tray to him.
"That's Goatboy to you! Now back to the kitchen and make me some more food! Oh, and cool down the plates, they can't keep up with m..."
She is already gone, and Goatboy is frozen in shock, like the same symptoms of Kid Rock. She walks in and drops the tray, in between screams. She runs over and shakes Goatboy, but it is too late - he is gone.
--------------------
"Right, here we are. The zoo.", says Snuggly to his missus.
"Ok, let's go."
"But wait Missus, I wanna check something."
You see, her name was Missus Snuggly, and yes, that is her real name. Missus gets out of the car, whilst Snuggly taps in a few keys and "SERVER DOWN" appears.
"Sorted. Let's go honey!"
And off they went, into the zoo to have fun, whilst SR turned into a hell.
To be continued...
Story: The Crash of SR
--------------------------------
The body sits there, half drowned in a pool of rubbish, and half awake.
"Ergh! Ah! Eh!?", shouts the person, waking up, discarding the mound of rubbish that sits on his lap. He continues typing, when he suddenly shouts "No!" and goes into what the writers describe as shock, so I'll describe it as shock. Eyes glued to the screen, this person is clearly upset about something. The door then flings open.
"Yo Kid? You down here?", shouts a loud, raucus voice.
"Kid Rock? It's mum, you down here?"
She walks over to the computer, to see Kid Rock, frozen stiff, with his eyes wide open and his mouth drooping down. She checks for a pulse, but finds nothing. She looks to the computer screen, and it reads "SERVER DOWN".
--------------------
He sits in his chair, with a mouse in one hand, and a packet of Walkers' in the other.
"More cakes!", shouts the person, and in an instant, a woman with a tray of cakes runs in.
"Here ya are luv."
She hands the tray to him.
"That's Goatboy to you! Now back to the kitchen and make me some more food! Oh, and cool down the plates, they can't keep up with m..."
She is already gone, and Goatboy is frozen in shock, like the same symptoms of Kid Rock. She walks in and drops the tray, in between screams. She runs over and shakes Goatboy, but it is too late - he is gone.
--------------------
"Right, here we are. The zoo.", says Snuggly to his missus.
"Ok, let's go."
"But wait Missus, I wanna check something."
You see, her name was Missus Snuggly, and yes, that is her real name. Missus gets out of the car, whilst Snuggly taps in a few keys and "SERVER DOWN" appears.
"Sorted. Let's go honey!"
And off they went, into the zoo to have fun, whilst SR turned into a hell.
To be continued...