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Welcome, to the rather obscure underworld of gaming and/or life, where gadgets and gizmos intendo to add to the players/persons experiance. Or simply mess it up big style (I'm looking at you, unofficial N64 memory card! GRRRRRR!)
So, here are some, er, innovations that I think could really enliven the accsessory world...some old, some new but all pretty mcuh...well, you'll see.
*The memory destroyer*
The Everlasting Game? (Thats for Dr. Giblets) Well, if only. This little (or oversized) gadget simply straps onto your head, and removes the memory 'files' of a certain game. Played Commandos 2 through and cannae be bothered to do so again? Simply strap this lovely piece of Polish design work, and have all memory of the game removed! Therefore, you can play the game again, and again! Yay! The side effects induced, such as turning into a gibbering Goldfish for a few days is perfectly acceptable, when faced with the never ending games! Er..right?
*The Instomatic-Dream Catcher*
Ever had the coolest dream? Want it again and again? Well, wear this every night and in the morning, select which dream you want to store on Mini-DVD style format! Perfect for re=lieving thse deathdefying, dog talking moments! Only available at Gizmo Monthly Online Store (based in the Sudan) for $23.99. Any side effects are purely due the consumers fault (of course).
*The Body Suit*
Unusual name, no? In a similar style to a VR helmet, climbing into this suit allows you to simply perform the actions of the onscreen prtagonist, while also giving you a workout, as you run around to the actions of the character! Its sop realistic you can even feel the heat of Dragon fire, the speed of fighter jets, and even the touch of death! Er..........its perfectly safe.....yes..... Indeed.
*The Townie Restricter*
Walking down a street at night, with your gal, and a bevvy of townies appear? Don't want to highlight the fact that you are in fact a total weakling in front of your girlfriend? Well, simply shine this in a townies eyes, and they will instantly become dazzled by sounds of decent music (tehe!) the sights of normal people enjoying a green field and all the things a Townie would be amazed by. WOW! Allowing youtime to run away, fast, while basking in the admiration of the lass!
*Electric Shock Pad*
Want to add more excitmet than the 'Rumble' pads can? Well simply sarp this beast inot a plug, its step down convertor, and into a suitable pad (only available from the Gizmo Monthly store) and then sit back and play. Bewarned! If you get damaged or do anything wrong, a shock proportional to the error will be given! Want to get better? This is the perfect accessory to use! Electric Shock detterrent is the best form of learning, as proved by the MouseTester Research Lab of Cambridge. Just don't plug your grandpas pacemaker in! O'eck!
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So, here are some, er, innovations that I think could really enliven the accsessory world...some old, some new but all pretty mcuh...well, you'll see.
*The memory destroyer*
The Everlasting Game? (Thats for Dr. Giblets) Well, if only. This little (or oversized) gadget simply straps onto your head, and removes the memory 'files' of a certain game. Played Commandos 2 through and cannae be bothered to do so again? Simply strap this lovely piece of Polish design work, and have all memory of the game removed! Therefore, you can play the game again, and again! Yay! The side effects induced, such as turning into a gibbering Goldfish for a few days is perfectly acceptable, when faced with the never ending games! Er..right?
*The Instomatic-Dream Catcher*
Ever had the coolest dream? Want it again and again? Well, wear this every night and in the morning, select which dream you want to store on Mini-DVD style format! Perfect for re=lieving thse deathdefying, dog talking moments! Only available at Gizmo Monthly Online Store (based in the Sudan) for $23.99. Any side effects are purely due the consumers fault (of course).
*The Body Suit*
Unusual name, no? In a similar style to a VR helmet, climbing into this suit allows you to simply perform the actions of the onscreen prtagonist, while also giving you a workout, as you run around to the actions of the character! Its sop realistic you can even feel the heat of Dragon fire, the speed of fighter jets, and even the touch of death! Er..........its perfectly safe.....yes..... Indeed.
*The Townie Restricter*
Walking down a street at night, with your gal, and a bevvy of townies appear? Don't want to highlight the fact that you are in fact a total weakling in front of your girlfriend? Well, simply shine this in a townies eyes, and they will instantly become dazzled by sounds of decent music (tehe!) the sights of normal people enjoying a green field and all the things a Townie would be amazed by. WOW! Allowing youtime to run away, fast, while basking in the admiration of the lass!
*Electric Shock Pad*
Want to add more excitmet than the 'Rumble' pads can? Well simply sarp this beast inot a plug, its step down convertor, and into a suitable pad (only available from the Gizmo Monthly store) and then sit back and play. Bewarned! If you get damaged or do anything wrong, a shock proportional to the error will be given! Want to get better? This is the perfect accessory to use! Electric Shock detterrent is the best form of learning, as proved by the MouseTester Research Lab of Cambridge. Just don't plug your grandpas pacemaker in! O'eck!
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or the memory destroyer,
"Don't forget, you're grounded in the morning"
*Slip the MD on your mum's head*
"What was I saying"
"You were about to give me £50 for good behaviour"
"That's it...
"Don't forget, you're grounded in the morning"
*Slip the MD on your mum's head*
"What was I saying"
"You were about to give me £50 for good behaviour"
"That's it...
i gotta get me one of those towniemajjigers.
wow.
Lol excellent!
Welcome, to the rather obscure underworld of gaming and/or life, where gadgets and gizmos intendo to add to the players/persons experiance. Or simply mess it up big style (I'm looking at you, unofficial N64 memory card! GRRRRRR!)
So, here are some, er, innovations that I think could really enliven the accsessory world...some old, some new but all pretty mcuh...well, you'll see.
*The memory destroyer*
The Everlasting Game? (Thats for Dr. Giblets) Well, if only. This little (or oversized) gadget simply straps onto your head, and removes the memory 'files' of a certain game. Played Commandos 2 through and cannae be bothered to do so again? Simply strap this lovely piece of Polish design work, and have all memory of the game removed! Therefore, you can play the game again, and again! Yay! The side effects induced, such as turning into a gibbering Goldfish for a few days is perfectly acceptable, when faced with the never ending games! Er..right?
*The Instomatic-Dream Catcher*
Ever had the coolest dream? Want it again and again? Well, wear this every night and in the morning, select which dream you want to store on Mini-DVD style format! Perfect for re=lieving thse deathdefying, dog talking moments! Only available at Gizmo Monthly Online Store (based in the Sudan) for $23.99. Any side effects are purely due the consumers fault (of course).
*The Body Suit*
Unusual name, no? In a similar style to a VR helmet, climbing into this suit allows you to simply perform the actions of the onscreen prtagonist, while also giving you a workout, as you run around to the actions of the character! Its sop realistic you can even feel the heat of Dragon fire, the speed of fighter jets, and even the touch of death! Er..........its perfectly safe.....yes..... Indeed.
*The Townie Restricter*
Walking down a street at night, with your gal, and a bevvy of townies appear? Don't want to highlight the fact that you are in fact a total weakling in front of your girlfriend? Well, simply shine this in a townies eyes, and they will instantly become dazzled by sounds of decent music (tehe!) the sights of normal people enjoying a green field and all the things a Townie would be amazed by. WOW! Allowing youtime to run away, fast, while basking in the admiration of the lass!
*Electric Shock Pad*
Want to add more excitmet than the 'Rumble' pads can? Well simply sarp this beast inot a plug, its step down convertor, and into a suitable pad (only available from the Gizmo Monthly store) and then sit back and play. Bewarned! If you get damaged or do anything wrong, a shock proportional to the error will be given! Want to get better? This is the perfect accessory to use! Electric Shock detterrent is the best form of learning, as proved by the MouseTester Research Lab of Cambridge. Just don't plug your grandpas pacemaker in! O'eck!
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:)
So, here are some, er, innovations that I think could really enliven the accsessory world...some old, some new but all pretty mcuh...well, you'll see.
*The memory destroyer*
The Everlasting Game? (Thats for Dr. Giblets) Well, if only. This little (or oversized) gadget simply straps onto your head, and removes the memory 'files' of a certain game. Played Commandos 2 through and cannae be bothered to do so again? Simply strap this lovely piece of Polish design work, and have all memory of the game removed! Therefore, you can play the game again, and again! Yay! The side effects induced, such as turning into a gibbering Goldfish for a few days is perfectly acceptable, when faced with the never ending games! Er..right?
*The Instomatic-Dream Catcher*
Ever had the coolest dream? Want it again and again? Well, wear this every night and in the morning, select which dream you want to store on Mini-DVD style format! Perfect for re=lieving thse deathdefying, dog talking moments! Only available at Gizmo Monthly Online Store (based in the Sudan) for $23.99. Any side effects are purely due the consumers fault (of course).
*The Body Suit*
Unusual name, no? In a similar style to a VR helmet, climbing into this suit allows you to simply perform the actions of the onscreen prtagonist, while also giving you a workout, as you run around to the actions of the character! Its sop realistic you can even feel the heat of Dragon fire, the speed of fighter jets, and even the touch of death! Er..........its perfectly safe.....yes..... Indeed.
*The Townie Restricter*
Walking down a street at night, with your gal, and a bevvy of townies appear? Don't want to highlight the fact that you are in fact a total weakling in front of your girlfriend? Well, simply shine this in a townies eyes, and they will instantly become dazzled by sounds of decent music (tehe!) the sights of normal people enjoying a green field and all the things a Townie would be amazed by. WOW! Allowing youtime to run away, fast, while basking in the admiration of the lass!
*Electric Shock Pad*
Want to add more excitmet than the 'Rumble' pads can? Well simply sarp this beast inot a plug, its step down convertor, and into a suitable pad (only available from the Gizmo Monthly store) and then sit back and play. Bewarned! If you get damaged or do anything wrong, a shock proportional to the error will be given! Want to get better? This is the perfect accessory to use! Electric Shock detterrent is the best form of learning, as proved by the MouseTester Research Lab of Cambridge. Just don't plug your grandpas pacemaker in! O'eck!
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