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101 things to do with a X-Box
1. Use it as a portable (but heavy) stool
2. Use it to hold up a wonky chair
3. Hit someone with it
4. Eat off it
5. Build a house out of them
6. Buy two, makes a nice pair of large slippers
7. Drop it on a mouse, more effective than your standard trap
8. Use it as a second home
9. Tie it to someone’s feet and throw them in a lake, saves on concrete bills
10. Use it as a foot stool while sitting down.
11. Makes a nice Childs car booster seat
12. Good to hide behind
13. Who needs sand bags to stop a flood when you have an X-Box
14. Feed it to an upset Dinosaur
15. Makes a good door stop
16. If you do not have a note pad handy, you can carve up to 10000 words into it
17. Makes a good Scarecrow, especially if you stick Bill Gates’ picture on it
18. Makes a great paper weight
19. Get two and hey presto, your six inches taller
20. Put one up your T-Shirt if you want to look very fat
21. Dress it up and it could be your girlfriend
22. Use it as a sledge in winter
23. Tie 5 together and you have a new scarf
24. Use it as protection in a shoot out
25. Give it to you parents as a new king size bed
26. Dig a hole underneath it and you have a bomb shelter
27. Makes a nice dog peeing post
28. A hard cushion for a chair
29. Bar your windows with it, great for security
30. Let your Gamecube bully it
31. Set fire to it in extreme emergencies, burns for hours keeping you warm and dry
32. Makes a good stage for concerts
33. Can be used as a tray
34. Prop it up and you have yourself a nice table
35. Wear it as a hat to keep your brain warm
36. Every ships needs an anchor
37. Give it hinges and you have a door worthy enough of a safe
38. Use it as a stress toy and smash it
39. Use it as a car jack when you have a puncture
40. Put it in someone’s bag to make it twice as heavy for a prank
41. Use it to make a road block
42. Drop it out of a plane to do more damage than an atom bomb
43. Crucify it
44. Put springs on the bottom and you have a pogo stick for 4 people
45. Attach it to a pole by a chain, you now have a modern day mace
46. Put it through a shop window to do a ram raid…doesn’t smash up you car
47. Put wheels on it and you have you self a nice new tractor
48. Fill it full of water and you have a nice new swimming pool
49. Use it as a weight for a hot air balloon
50. Use it as a pile for books
51. Kick it, so you can brake your toe
52. Throw it like a Frisbee
53. Open it up and your dog can have a nice new basket
54. Or your cat a new litter tray
55. Hang it off some wire and make it float around your neighbours garden…hey presto alien invasion
56. Use it as a dust collector
57. Put all of your money in it and send it to Bill Gates
58. Put some light bulbs in side it and you have a poor excuse for a table lamp
59. Every computer needs a computer desk, why not use an X-Box
60. Put it in the road to have portable but effective road bumps
61. Send it in the post just to annoy the post man because it is so heavy
62. Give it to a beaver to make a dam with
63. Put it on the pavement and see how many people walk into it
64. Open it up and you have an extra large sized cauldron
65. Sacrifice animals on it
66. Give your VCR something to beat up
67. Send it to alcoholic anonymous
68. Give it some wheels and a cannon and you have an indestructible tank
69. Tie two ropes to it and you have a rope swing that can seat 10 people
70. Put it in the end of your boot, much cheaper than having steel toe caps
71. Use it as a football goal
72. Chop of the top and you have got a skip that isn’t yellow!
73. Make a patio with them
74. Give it a handle and you have the worlds largest briefcase
75. Switch it with your neighbours car…see if they notice
76. Launch it to plug the hole in the O-Zone layer
77. Put some straps on it and you have a nice new rucksack
78. Tie someone’s car to it and watch them try to drive off
79. Use it to prop up your caravan
80. Stand on it to reach those hard to reach areas while cleaning
81. Use it to guard your sink from scratches
82. Stab you knives in it for a new knife rack
83. Makes a fence that will not be blown down, even by a hurricane
84. Cut a hols in it to make a chicken house
85. Put wheels on it and you have a swivel chair
86. Open it up and you can store games for a good console in it
87. Use it as a riot shield
88. If the police are searching you house, hide all illegal items in your X-Box.
89. Give it four legs and then you will see that not all the dinosaurs were extinct
90. Use it as a storage box
91. Send one to a third world country so they can house 30 people in side it
92. Lay it out on your floor to have a new 12 inch thick hard floor
93. Throw it at someone you don’t like
94. No one ever suspects an X-Box as the murder weapon!
95. Use it to test out your new paints
96. Store cheese in it
97. Smash it up and hang it outside as a warning to all other X-Box’s
98. Donate it to a farm so they can keep the horses in it
99. When you drunk throw up in it to save cleaning up the carpet tomorrow morning
100. Give it to a blind person pretending it is a nice slab of concrete
101. Send it to someone else so they can do all 101 things too
1. Use it as a portable (but heavy) stool
2. Use it to hold up a wonky chair
3. Hit someone with it
4. Eat off it
5. Build a house out of them
6. Buy two, makes a nice pair of large slippers
7. Drop it on a mouse, more effective than your standard trap
8. Use it as a second home
9. Tie it to someone’s feet and throw them in a lake, saves on concrete bills
10. Use it as a foot stool while sitting down.
11. Makes a nice Childs car booster seat
12. Good to hide behind
13. Who needs sand bags to stop a flood when you have an X-Box
14. Feed it to an upset Dinosaur
15. Makes a good door stop
16. If you do not have a note pad handy, you can carve up to 10000 words into it
17. Makes a good Scarecrow, especially if you stick Bill Gates’ picture on it
18. Makes a great paper weight
19. Get two and hey presto, your six inches taller
20. Put one up your T-Shirt if you want to look very fat
21. Dress it up and it could be your girlfriend
22. Use it as a sledge in winter
23. Tie 5 together and you have a new scarf
24. Use it as protection in a shoot out
25. Give it to you parents as a new king size bed
26. Dig a hole underneath it and you have a bomb shelter
27. Makes a nice dog peeing post
28. A hard cushion for a chair
29. Bar your windows with it, great for security
30. Let your Gamecube bully it
31. Set fire to it in extreme emergencies, burns for hours keeping you warm and dry
32. Makes a good stage for concerts
33. Can be used as a tray
34. Prop it up and you have yourself a nice table
35. Wear it as a hat to keep your brain warm
36. Every ships needs an anchor
37. Give it hinges and you have a door worthy enough of a safe
38. Use it as a stress toy and smash it
39. Use it as a car jack when you have a puncture
40. Put it in someone’s bag to make it twice as heavy for a prank
41. Use it to make a road block
42. Drop it out of a plane to do more damage than an atom bomb
43. Crucify it
44. Put springs on the bottom and you have a pogo stick for 4 people
45. Attach it to a pole by a chain, you now have a modern day mace
46. Put it through a shop window to do a ram raid…doesn’t smash up you car
47. Put wheels on it and you have you self a nice new tractor
48. Fill it full of water and you have a nice new swimming pool
49. Use it as a weight for a hot air balloon
50. Use it as a pile for books
51. Kick it, so you can brake your toe
52. Throw it like a Frisbee
53. Open it up and your dog can have a nice new basket
54. Or your cat a new litter tray
55. Hang it off some wire and make it float around your neighbours garden…hey presto alien invasion
56. Use it as a dust collector
57. Put all of your money in it and send it to Bill Gates
58. Put some light bulbs in side it and you have a poor excuse for a table lamp
59. Every computer needs a computer desk, why not use an X-Box
60. Put it in the road to have portable but effective road bumps
61. Send it in the post just to annoy the post man because it is so heavy
62. Give it to a beaver to make a dam with
63. Put it on the pavement and see how many people walk into it
64. Open it up and you have an extra large sized cauldron
65. Sacrifice animals on it
66. Give your VCR something to beat up
67. Send it to alcoholic anonymous
68. Give it some wheels and a cannon and you have an indestructible tank
69. Tie two ropes to it and you have a rope swing that can seat 10 people
70. Put it in the end of your boot, much cheaper than having steel toe caps
71. Use it as a football goal
72. Chop of the top and you have got a skip that isn’t yellow!
73. Make a patio with them
74. Give it a handle and you have the worlds largest briefcase
75. Switch it with your neighbours car…see if they notice
76. Launch it to plug the hole in the O-Zone layer
77. Put some straps on it and you have a nice new rucksack
78. Tie someone’s car to it and watch them try to drive off
79. Use it to prop up your caravan
80. Stand on it to reach those hard to reach areas while cleaning
81. Use it to guard your sink from scratches
82. Stab you knives in it for a new knife rack
83. Makes a fence that will not be blown down, even by a hurricane
84. Cut a hols in it to make a chicken house
85. Put wheels on it and you have a swivel chair
86. Open it up and you can store games for a good console in it
87. Use it as a riot shield
88. If the police are searching you house, hide all illegal items in your X-Box.
89. Give it four legs and then you will see that not all the dinosaurs were extinct
90. Use it as a storage box
91. Send one to a third world country so they can house 30 people in side it
92. Lay it out on your floor to have a new 12 inch thick hard floor
93. Throw it at someone you don’t like
94. No one ever suspects an X-Box as the murder weapon!
95. Use it to test out your new paints
96. Store cheese in it
97. Smash it up and hang it outside as a warning to all other X-Box’s
98. Donate it to a farm so they can keep the horses in it
99. When you drunk throw up in it to save cleaning up the carpet tomorrow morning
100. Give it to a blind person pretending it is a nice slab of concrete
101. Send it to someone else so they can do all 101 things too
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101 things to do with a X-Box
1. Use it as a portable (but heavy) stool
2. Use it to hold up a wonky chair
3. Hit someone with it
4. Eat off it
5. Build a house out of them
6. Buy two, makes a nice pair of large slippers
7. Drop it on a mouse, more effective than your standard trap
8. Use it as a second home
9. Tie it to someone’s feet and throw them in a lake, saves on concrete bills
10. Use it as a foot stool while sitting down.
11. Makes a nice Childs car booster seat
12. Good to hide behind
13. Who needs sand bags to stop a flood when you have an X-Box
14. Feed it to an upset Dinosaur
15. Makes a good door stop
16. If you do not have a note pad handy, you can carve up to 10000 words into it
17. Makes a good Scarecrow, especially if you stick Bill Gates’ picture on it
18. Makes a great paper weight
19. Get two and hey presto, your six inches taller
20. Put one up your T-Shirt if you want to look very fat
21. Dress it up and it could be your girlfriend
22. Use it as a sledge in winter
23. Tie 5 together and you have a new scarf
24. Use it as protection in a shoot out
25. Give it to you parents as a new king size bed
26. Dig a hole underneath it and you have a bomb shelter
27. Makes a nice dog peeing post
28. A hard cushion for a chair
29. Bar your windows with it, great for security
30. Let your Gamecube bully it
31. Set fire to it in extreme emergencies, burns for hours keeping you warm and dry
32. Makes a good stage for concerts
33. Can be used as a tray
34. Prop it up and you have yourself a nice table
35. Wear it as a hat to keep your brain warm
36. Every ships needs an anchor
37. Give it hinges and you have a door worthy enough of a safe
38. Use it as a stress toy and smash it
39. Use it as a car jack when you have a puncture
40. Put it in someone’s bag to make it twice as heavy for a prank
41. Use it to make a road block
42. Drop it out of a plane to do more damage than an atom bomb
43. Crucify it
44. Put springs on the bottom and you have a pogo stick for 4 people
45. Attach it to a pole by a chain, you now have a modern day mace
46. Put it through a shop window to do a ram raid…doesn’t smash up you car
47. Put wheels on it and you have you self a nice new tractor
48. Fill it full of water and you have a nice new swimming pool
49. Use it as a weight for a hot air balloon
50. Use it as a pile for books
51. Kick it, so you can brake your toe
52. Throw it like a Frisbee
53. Open it up and your dog can have a nice new basket
54. Or your cat a new litter tray
55. Hang it off some wire and make it float around your neighbours garden…hey presto alien invasion
56. Use it as a dust collector
57. Put all of your money in it and send it to Bill Gates
58. Put some light bulbs in side it and you have a poor excuse for a table lamp
59. Every computer needs a computer desk, why not use an X-Box
60. Put it in the road to have portable but effective road bumps
61. Send it in the post just to annoy the post man because it is so heavy
62. Give it to a beaver to make a dam with
63. Put it on the pavement and see how many people walk into it
64. Open it up and you have an extra large sized cauldron
65. Sacrifice animals on it
66. Give your VCR something to beat up
67. Send it to alcoholic anonymous
68. Give it some wheels and a cannon and you have an indestructible tank
69. Tie two ropes to it and you have a rope swing that can seat 10 people
70. Put it in the end of your boot, much cheaper than having steel toe caps
71. Use it as a football goal
72. Chop of the top and you have got a skip that isn’t yellow!
73. Make a patio with them
74. Give it a handle and you have the worlds largest briefcase
75. Switch it with your neighbours car…see if they notice
76. Launch it to plug the hole in the O-Zone layer
77. Put some straps on it and you have a nice new rucksack
78. Tie someone’s car to it and watch them try to drive off
79. Use it to prop up your caravan
80. Stand on it to reach those hard to reach areas while cleaning
81. Use it to guard your sink from scratches
82. Stab you knives in it for a new knife rack
83. Makes a fence that will not be blown down, even by a hurricane
84. Cut a hols in it to make a chicken house
85. Put wheels on it and you have a swivel chair
86. Open it up and you can store games for a good console in it
87. Use it as a riot shield
88. If the police are searching you house, hide all illegal items in your X-Box.
89. Give it four legs and then you will see that not all the dinosaurs were extinct
90. Use it as a storage box
91. Send one to a third world country so they can house 30 people in side it
92. Lay it out on your floor to have a new 12 inch thick hard floor
93. Throw it at someone you don’t like
94. No one ever suspects an X-Box as the murder weapon!
95. Use it to test out your new paints
96. Store cheese in it
97. Smash it up and hang it outside as a warning to all other X-Box’s
98. Donate it to a farm so they can keep the horses in it
99. When you drunk throw up in it to save cleaning up the carpet tomorrow morning
100. Give it to a blind person pretending it is a nice slab of concrete
101. Send it to someone else so they can do all 101 things too
1. Use it as a portable (but heavy) stool
2. Use it to hold up a wonky chair
3. Hit someone with it
4. Eat off it
5. Build a house out of them
6. Buy two, makes a nice pair of large slippers
7. Drop it on a mouse, more effective than your standard trap
8. Use it as a second home
9. Tie it to someone’s feet and throw them in a lake, saves on concrete bills
10. Use it as a foot stool while sitting down.
11. Makes a nice Childs car booster seat
12. Good to hide behind
13. Who needs sand bags to stop a flood when you have an X-Box
14. Feed it to an upset Dinosaur
15. Makes a good door stop
16. If you do not have a note pad handy, you can carve up to 10000 words into it
17. Makes a good Scarecrow, especially if you stick Bill Gates’ picture on it
18. Makes a great paper weight
19. Get two and hey presto, your six inches taller
20. Put one up your T-Shirt if you want to look very fat
21. Dress it up and it could be your girlfriend
22. Use it as a sledge in winter
23. Tie 5 together and you have a new scarf
24. Use it as protection in a shoot out
25. Give it to you parents as a new king size bed
26. Dig a hole underneath it and you have a bomb shelter
27. Makes a nice dog peeing post
28. A hard cushion for a chair
29. Bar your windows with it, great for security
30. Let your Gamecube bully it
31. Set fire to it in extreme emergencies, burns for hours keeping you warm and dry
32. Makes a good stage for concerts
33. Can be used as a tray
34. Prop it up and you have yourself a nice table
35. Wear it as a hat to keep your brain warm
36. Every ships needs an anchor
37. Give it hinges and you have a door worthy enough of a safe
38. Use it as a stress toy and smash it
39. Use it as a car jack when you have a puncture
40. Put it in someone’s bag to make it twice as heavy for a prank
41. Use it to make a road block
42. Drop it out of a plane to do more damage than an atom bomb
43. Crucify it
44. Put springs on the bottom and you have a pogo stick for 4 people
45. Attach it to a pole by a chain, you now have a modern day mace
46. Put it through a shop window to do a ram raid…doesn’t smash up you car
47. Put wheels on it and you have you self a nice new tractor
48. Fill it full of water and you have a nice new swimming pool
49. Use it as a weight for a hot air balloon
50. Use it as a pile for books
51. Kick it, so you can brake your toe
52. Throw it like a Frisbee
53. Open it up and your dog can have a nice new basket
54. Or your cat a new litter tray
55. Hang it off some wire and make it float around your neighbours garden…hey presto alien invasion
56. Use it as a dust collector
57. Put all of your money in it and send it to Bill Gates
58. Put some light bulbs in side it and you have a poor excuse for a table lamp
59. Every computer needs a computer desk, why not use an X-Box
60. Put it in the road to have portable but effective road bumps
61. Send it in the post just to annoy the post man because it is so heavy
62. Give it to a beaver to make a dam with
63. Put it on the pavement and see how many people walk into it
64. Open it up and you have an extra large sized cauldron
65. Sacrifice animals on it
66. Give your VCR something to beat up
67. Send it to alcoholic anonymous
68. Give it some wheels and a cannon and you have an indestructible tank
69. Tie two ropes to it and you have a rope swing that can seat 10 people
70. Put it in the end of your boot, much cheaper than having steel toe caps
71. Use it as a football goal
72. Chop of the top and you have got a skip that isn’t yellow!
73. Make a patio with them
74. Give it a handle and you have the worlds largest briefcase
75. Switch it with your neighbours car…see if they notice
76. Launch it to plug the hole in the O-Zone layer
77. Put some straps on it and you have a nice new rucksack
78. Tie someone’s car to it and watch them try to drive off
79. Use it to prop up your caravan
80. Stand on it to reach those hard to reach areas while cleaning
81. Use it to guard your sink from scratches
82. Stab you knives in it for a new knife rack
83. Makes a fence that will not be blown down, even by a hurricane
84. Cut a hols in it to make a chicken house
85. Put wheels on it and you have a swivel chair
86. Open it up and you can store games for a good console in it
87. Use it as a riot shield
88. If the police are searching you house, hide all illegal items in your X-Box.
89. Give it four legs and then you will see that not all the dinosaurs were extinct
90. Use it as a storage box
91. Send one to a third world country so they can house 30 people in side it
92. Lay it out on your floor to have a new 12 inch thick hard floor
93. Throw it at someone you don’t like
94. No one ever suspects an X-Box as the murder weapon!
95. Use it to test out your new paints
96. Store cheese in it
97. Smash it up and hang it outside as a warning to all other X-Box’s
98. Donate it to a farm so they can keep the horses in it
99. When you drunk throw up in it to save cleaning up the carpet tomorrow morning
100. Give it to a blind person pretending it is a nice slab of concrete
101. Send it to someone else so they can do all 101 things too
haha, i hate the box cos of its chunkyness, now i have 101 things to insult x-box owners with.
Oh, you're so funny. Ever considered a carrer in comedy?
Ha.
Replace all the 'Xbox's with 'PS2's and we might be getting somewhere...
Replace all the 'Xbox's with 'PS2's and we might be getting somewhere...
Parr wrote:
> 1. Use it as a portable...
i heard they were making a portable screen for the xbox, so that you can take it in your car with you. now all they have to do is make it portable, take that thing in your car and youll have numb legs soon after
> 1. Use it as a portable...
i heard they were making a portable screen for the xbox, so that you can take it in your car with you. now all they have to do is make it portable, take that thing in your car and youll have numb legs soon after
Good one Parr, Make your self a birdie
Heh...very funny Parr :-D
Like Number 30
Like Number 30
This is one of the best topic`s I have ever seen!
Very funny parr, especially number 30.
Albert the Large wrote:
> This is one of the best topic`s I have ever seen!
Thankyou, It took a lot of thought...but it is worth it! :)
> This is one of the best topic`s I have ever seen!
Thankyou, It took a lot of thought...but it is worth it! :)
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