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I'll give you a second to take that in, remember the original.
First point why bother remaking it? The original is fine.
Secondly, Michael Bay sits on a committee against violence in movies.
Eh?
Apparently they'll cut out all of the gore, and make it like all the worst parts of the Blair Witch, running around without being able to see what's going on.
They had a bit of that in the original one, and it sucked.
Worst remake ever.
It's like Van Sants,
.....gold ol' Willy Fichtner.
It's like Van Sants, shot for shot, remake of Psycho, Hollywood updating ideas to appeal to the right demographic, if they repackage a film and put all new cool young actors in it they are onto a winner.
"For itching, irritation and piles"
I don't want to know!
I only ask as I purchased some on my lunch break and got a free copy of the Texas Chainsore Massacre (see what I did there?) with it.
> Worst remake ever.
You obviously didn't hear that David Duchovny and ben Stiller are to star in a rehash of Starksy and Hutch.. It's too horrible to think about...
I'll give you a second to take that in, remember the original.
First point why bother remaking it? The original is fine.
Secondly, Michael Bay sits on a committee against violence in movies.
Eh?
Apparently they'll cut out all of the gore, and make it like all the worst parts of the Blair Witch, running around without being able to see what's going on.
They had a bit of that in the original one, and it sucked.
Worst remake ever.