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"How to tell if you're a geek"

Just starting to type on here, a spider lowered itself down in front of my face.

Thing is, though, it was attached to my forehead.

It's only a half truth though, as I'd just been outside playing with my dog for a while. God knows how a spider got on me.

He's on my right Ctrl key now. I'll keep you posted on his status.

hows the spider now?

I use my cat to eat spiders/flies/moths etc

If there was a spider anywhere near me right now (that I could see), it would be dead...

I've got arachnophobia, and I can't help the way I react to those little feckers!

I'm less afraid of aligators (which I have held in Florida....youngun though, still powerful jaws and sharp teeth I must add), King Python's (which I have also held when I was in primary school) and even fluffy bunnies! (ok I don't fear them at all, but it's just a comparison :) )

why does that tell if your a geek or not :D

Veni Vidi Viagra

Because I kicked him in the balls and he squeaked out a little yell.

(Is that a euphemism for ejaculation?)

I should surely hope not.

Why do you assume the spider is male?

eh?

Eh?

EH?

He's my Good Boy Wonder.

(That's so crap.)

It's also very hot.

Just went under the keys. Shook it a bit, and he's out now. He's ascending my monitor.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I'd just been outside playing with my dog for a while.

Playing with your dog... is this a real dog or one that wears sock-y-front combos?