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Act-1
*Inside a small tree house in an deserted forest land*
“El Blokey wakes up, gets off his bed, and goes outside”
El Blokey= Wow, what a good sunny day it is. Today is one of those days that I want to get up and make a GAD winning post and leave my competition in the dirt like I always do.
“Hercules sees El Blokey from afar and goes to him”
Hercules= The SR God has called upon you to his presence.
El Blokey= Oh, presents! I love presents especially the ones with shiny bows and…
Hercules= I said presence…
El Blokey= Oh………ok.
Hercules= The SR God wants to speak to you about a mission. He has given me this to give to you…
“ Hercules extends his right hand and opens it revealing a blue fairy”
El Blokey= Ahhhhhhh, there is a fly in your hand!
“El Blokey slaps the fairy that was in Hercules’s hand and kills it”
El Blokey= That’s better.
Hercules=……… You fool!!! That was the great fairy. It’s been passed around for years just to be killed by a slap of a hand.
El Blokey= Don’t worry about it. I’ll buy you a new one.
Hercules= You can’t get a new one you waste of oxygen.
El Blokey= Hey!!! You didn’t have to bring my mum into this!!!
Hercules= What are you talking about? How can a fool like you be called to the presence of the SR God?
El Blokey= So just take me to this God guy and we will find out.
“Hercules leads El Blokey through tough forest and up a flight of rainbow stairs that lead to the clouds. When they arrived to the top they saw a large chair facing the other direction”
Hercules= Um, SR God……um SR God I um brought the man you wanted.
El Blokey= Yea I’m here so where are my presents?
“The large chair swings around and they find Dark Mark sitting happily”
El Blokey= So you’re the SR God?
Dark Mark= Well…no but I found this chair it’s so like super I had to get it or I would just like die.
El Blokey=…
Dark Mark= Sorry, I don’t now who I am since I switched back from Bubbly Babe to Dark Mark.
El Blokey= Oh that’s ok. So why did you send me here?
Hercules= Yes please tell me. I didn’t spend 30 minutes of my life trying to drag him up here for nothing.
Dark Mark= I was listening to you from these clouds here and I heard you wanted a GAD.
El Blokey= Yea can you spare one.
Dark Mark= Oh, but El Blokey it’s no simple task obtaining a GAD. You will have to pass a mission first. You have to go to the Ocean Temple and obtain the Water Stone, go to the Lava Temple and get the Fire Stone, then finally go to the Wind Temple to get the Wind Stone, and after you are done come back here and give me the stones.
Hercules= Oh, I think I understand. If he brings the stones you will perform a GAD ritual with them for he could receive his prize.
Dark Mark= No, I just want the stones because they are so pretty……………………. Sorry, there still is a bit of Bubbly Babe in me.
El Blokey= O….k
Dark Mark= Hercules, you will go with El Blokey to guide him and give him advice because the unfortunate death of the great fairy.
Hercules= Oh no!!!!
Dark Mark= Why are you still here, I gave you a mission to do.
“Hercules takes El Blokey to the Water Temple”
Act-2
*El Blokey and Hercules are before a giant lake”
Hercules= It’s in there.
El Blokey= What a big lake!
Hercules= Fool, did you hear me, I said it’s right there.
El Blokey= Don’t make fun of me. For your information I have the attention span of a God………. hey look a bird.
“El Blokey chases the bird around aimlessly”
Hercules= Stop it!!!
El Blokey= Okay
Hercules= The first thing we have to do here is lower the water level…..How could we do that? I just knew this would be a way to challenge my brian.
El Blokey= Could that help?
“El Blokey points toward a black lever coming forth out of the ground with a big sign atop it reading (PULL THIS TO LOWER WATER LEVEL)”
Hercules= It will have to do…
“ Both of them pull the lever and an old temple is found under the water that was once in the lake. They look around then walk in.
El Blokey= Wow, this place is big.
Hercules= Blokey, this place may seem to have no danger but it is crawling with enemies and tiny towels they give out in unpopular motels.
El Blokey= This may be harder than I thought.
“El Blokey and Hercules walk around the temple until they reached a room that had water on the floor and cliffs that led to darkness”
Hercules= This room may be a problem.
El Blokey= It seems we need a special item to reach the other side of the room where the door is.
“A skinny woman walks toward the two men”
FLUDD= Hi guys I’m Ryan.
El Blokey= Hi Ryan.
FLUDD= It’s not RYAN it’s Ryan. People always say it wrong.
Hercules= Yea….That made perfect sense…
FLUDD= Well what brings you two to my turf.
Hercules= We need something to go across this gap over here.
FLUDD= All I’ve got on me is this paper cup.
Hercules= Yea great. How could that help us?
“El Blokey takes the cup out of FLUDD’s hands and stares at it”
El Bolkey= Oh, I know a way we could use this to go over there.
Hercules= You are such a fool Blokey.
“Hercules closes his eyes and shakes his head. As soon as he opens his eyes again El Blokey is on the other side waving”
El Blokey= Come on Hercules it’s your turn.
“El Blokey throws the paper cup back to the other side”
Hercules= What the??????
El Blokey= To get here first grab the cup in your hand, then hold it over your head with the open side facing your head, then jump as far as you can toward my direction. Easy right.
Hercules= It’s not a parachute, it’s a dumb cup.
El Blokey= Believe in the cup Hercules….
“Hercules runs then jumps. He falls but ends up grabbing the corner of the same side”
Hercules= Help me Ryan!!!
FLUDD= My name is Ryan not Ryan.
Hercules= Just help me!!!!!!
“FLUDD begins to put her arm front”
FLUDD= Wait….. I won’t save your life unless you guess………..who my brother is. Fun game huh.
Hercules= Not a good time for a game!!
“Hercules starts to fall. In a despret way to survive from the fall he lifts the cup over his head. Surprisingly he floats up and reaches the other side”
Hercules=O…k
FLUDD= I’m joining you guys in your little adventure. Wait I’ll be there in a sec.
“FLUDD pulls a lever with a sign on the side of it saying (EASY WAY ACROSS). A metal bridge appears and she walks passed”
Hercules= I almost died and there was a bridge!!!!!’
FLUDD= You never asked.
“All three of them walked by a door that was on that side and saw a shiny blue stone”
FLUDD= Well, there it is…
El Blokey= Ahh it hurts my eyes when I stare at it!!!
Hercules= As painful as looking in the mirror isn’t it Blokey?
El Blokey= Sadly……yes.
“Hercules puts the paper cup in his pokect and El Blokey picks up the shiny blue stone from the floor. They all get instantly teleported to the SR God’s cloud home”
Act-3
*At the cloud base”
Dark Mark= What’s that you got there? Is it that super pretty stone that I’ve been like dieing to have?
El Blokey= Um…well I guess.
Dark Mark= Hand it over now!
“El Blokey hands over the stone to Dark Mark”
Dark Mark= Ok now. I will now teleport you to the Lava Temple. Beware, it may not be as easy as the last one. If you come back safely you will be another step toward your GAD prize. And I see you found a new friend. That’s good because the more people the more chances to succeed.
El Blokey= Oh that’s so……..um…….what was I doing again?
“Hercules smacks El Blokey over the head”
El Blokey= Oh yea! Now lets teleport!!!
“ A red mist falls upon them and they suudenly find themselves next to an active volcano that’s about it exploded”
FLUDD= Now what?
Hercules= There is a cave on the foot of the volcano so I think the stone should be in there.
“They all walk into the cave and before walking two steps they encounter a rock monster”
Cubist= ROAR!!!
FLUDD= Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, are you crazy you nearly scared me to death!!!!! Are you insane?
Cubist= Actually I’m quite intelligent and I like to read and eat smoked ham.
FLUDD= What does that have to do with anything?
Cubist= My name is Cubist I am a resident of the village below this volcano. I am called a Goron.
FLUDD= Who asked you.
Hercules= Do you know of a Fire Stone noble creature.
Cubist= Yes I would love some pie.
El Blokey= What are you talking about?
Cubist= No mother, I only want one sugar in my coffee.
Hercules= He seems to have gone crazy from being around the fumes of the volcano to long. We can’t help him.
Cubist= May I join you on your train ride.
El Blokey= If you mean join us on our adventure, then sure.
“El Blokey, FLUDD, Hercules, and Cubist walk forward until they reach a flight of stairs that lead up and up until they reached the edge of the opening of the volcano”
El Blokey= Wow, look at the lava bubbling inside that huge whole.
Hercules= Better yet look at that.
“Hercules points toward a statue of a Goron standing on a pillar that comes out of the middle of the lava pool”
Hercules= The stone must be inside the statue!
FLUDD= There isn’t any way to reach it. And even if we did get to there how would we break it open?
Cubist= My pappa gave me a very big hammer for Christmas.
Hercules= Grrr, haven’t you noticed that we don’t care what you say Cubist!!!!
FLUDD= Wait a second Hercules. Where is this hammer of yours Cubist?
Cubist= Never eat soup because it gives you gas.
“FLUDD puts her hand in Cubist’s pocket, takes out a very big hammer, and throws it to El Blokey”
El Blokey= Thanks FLUDD I love it! I will call this hammer The great and powerful….……..Billy.
Hercules= Billy? That’s not really a common name for a weapon but it will do.
FLUDD= How can we get to that statue now?
El Blokey= I know!!!
“El Blokey throws the hammer to the statue causing it to shatter. The stone then flies out of it and lands next to El Blokey”
Hercules= Nice one smarty, but now how are you going to get the hammer?
El Blokey= Like this………Billy return!!!!!
“The hammer begins to swing to El Blokey. When it got near El Blokey catched it in his left hand”
Hercules= Now how in the world did you know the hammer could do that?
El Blokey= I saw something like that in the Rugrats so I tried it out.
Hercules=…
FLUDD= There is the stone so pick it up.
“El Blokey picks up the stone and he gets teleported yet again to the cloud base”
Act-4
*Back at the base*
Dark Mark= I see you have found the second stone. Well the last stone isn’t going to be a walk in the park you now. It has a beast protecting it.
Cubist= No, I all ready went to the bathroom.
Dark Mark= Ohhhhhhh, like I see you like got a like totally new friend to join your team. That’s like so super. “cough cough” Sorry…
El Blokey= Hurry up I want to get my GAD all ready.
Dark Mark= Ok, but remember I warned you…
“The gang of heroes teleport off once again and now they ended up on a group of clouds with a pair of stones in front of them.”
FLUDD= More clouds. Very strange.
Hercules= Big blocks of stone shouldn’t be up at this altitude.
El Blokey= BLOCKS!!! I met some of my own kind!!!
“El Blokey runs over to one of the rocks and hugs it tight”
FLUDD= That’s right Herc this is getting a bit weird.
El Blokey= Herc? Isn’t that a stomach disease?
Hercules= Shhh you, that’s my nickname so R_E_S_P_E_C_T.
El Blokey= Now your singing a 70’s song?!?! What’s wrong with you today Hercules?
Hercules= Shhhhh you!!!
Cubist= Eat me because I’m low in fat!!!
“While the men fight FLUDD walks over to the second rock and sees that there is a large stick poking out of it, She grasps it firmly then yanks it out”
FLUDD= Look guys it’s a trident!!!
“The guys stop arguing”
El Blokey= Looks like an oversized fork to me.
FLUDD= I’ll call it Leeburn the Incredible!!!
El Blokey= Very powerful name for a big eating utensil.
Cubist= I’m a genie in a bottle baby. You have to rub me the right way honey.
“Cubist’s horrible Cristina Agulera impression makes a gigantic cat like creature sprout out of the clouds before them”
El Blokey= Quick everyone take out your weapons and get ready for battle!
“FLUDD spins around once, does a dancing pose and takes out her trident”
FLUDD= LEEBURN THE INCREDIBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
“El Blokey does a backflip does a fighting pose, and takes out his hammer”
EL Blokey= THE GREAAATE AND POWERFULLLLLLL BILLLLLLLLLLLY!!!
Hercules=…
FLUDD= Come on Hercules it’s your turn.
Hercules= But I don’t have a weapon………..oh yea……..
“Hercules tries doing a frontflip but lands head first. He then does a pose and looks like he is about to fart. Finally, he takes out his paper cup”
Hercules= Owwwwww, why do I have the lame weapon.
El Blokey= Well…..because it fits your personality.
Hercules= Hey!!!!!!!!
“The beast swipes Cubist with his claws and makes him into several slices of Goron”
Hercules=…….. He’s good….
El Blokey= Move in!!!!!
“El Blokey jumps up and hits the creature in the face with his hammer”
Cat-Beast= Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
“The creature lifts his paw and slams it on El Blokey but he jumps out of the way in the nick of time”
FLUDD= Take this evil thing…
“FLUDD side jumps to the creature’s leg then stabs it with her trident many times”
Cat-Beast= Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
“The beast then hops up and tries to body slam the bunch of heroes. They all jump out of the way except El Blokey”
FLUDD= BLOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hercules= Is he dead? Yay he’s dead…….I mean oh no, oh no…
FLUDD= Herc you are our only hope!
Hercules= Yea right. I’m suppose to beat a giant with a paper cup.
FLUDD= It’s worth a try.
“Hercules walks over to the cat like beast that is laying over El Blokey and starts lightly beating him over the head with the bottom of the cup”
Hercules= Hehe….. take that…..hehe…
Cat-Beast= Prrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
FLUDD= I think he likes it.
Hercules= Yea…. I always save the day don’t I...
FLUDD= No Herc this is good. I’ll stab it in the back while it’s distracted.
“FLUDD jumps into the air and rockets toward the beast’s back with her trident. It hits him so hard that he explodes into thousands of blood doused pieces”
FLUDD= Take that!
“Hercules and FLUDD see El Blokey hurt on the floor next to a piece of the beast that has the Wind Stone jammed into it”
Hercules= Oh well he’s dead. Better just get the stone and claim his GAD for ourselves.
FLUDD= No wait, he is moving!!!
Hercules= WHAT!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
“El Blokey stands to his feat and wipes blood off his pants”
El Blokey= Now lets get my GAD guys.
“El Blokey picks up the stone from the piece of guts then he is teleported with the others to the SR GOD base”
El Blokey= We have gotten the last stone, we have gotten it!!!
“He hands it to Dark Mark”
Dark Mark= It’s like completely bloody. Like ewwwwwwww. Well you did bring it to me so I will give you the GAD. Blokey, during this adventure you have gained courage, good friends, and even decentness…
“El Blokey starts picking his nose”
El Blokey= Huh, what were you saying I wasn’t listening…
Dark Mark= Let me just give you your GAD…
“Dark Mark stands from the SR God’s chair and lifts his hands up in the sky as if he were starting to do a ritual”
Hercules= Lets see how he does this calling of GADs…
“Dark Mark suddenly puts his hands down, puts his hands in his pocket, takes out a phone, then calls a game shop”
Dark Mark= Hello is this Bob’s game shop. Oh it is, well can you send a copy of Ratchet and Clank to El Blokey’s house…. Don’t worry I’ll pay you back Bob.
“Dark Mark turns off the phone and puts it in his pocket again”
Dark Mark= Your GAD will be with you soon.
Hercules= THAT’S IT!!!! That’s the way SR gives GADs away!!! No ritual, no calling of lost powers. Why did you even need the stones!!!
Dark Mark= Because they are so like pretty.
Hercules=…
Act-6
*El Blokey’s house*
“El Blokey, Hercules, and FLUDD are playing Ratchet and Clank”
El Blokey= FLUDD, jump over the water, jump over the water!!!
FLUDD= I can’t first we have to kill the level2 boss.
El Blokey= Let’s finish this later for we could make a very dramatic ending to this story first.
FLUDD= Ok.
*In a huge open field*
“FLUDD and El Blokey sit atop of white majestic horses while they ride across the open field with no trace in their minds where life will take them”
“In the back of them Hercules is seen sitting on a paper cup that is crushing over his weight”
Hercules= The real heroes always get the cool stuff…….owwwwwwwww.
THE END
Thank you for reading what I enjoyed writing.
Drunk
*Inside a small tree house in an deserted forest land*
“El Blokey wakes up, gets off his bed, and goes outside”
El Blokey= Wow, what a good sunny day it is. Today is one of those days that I want to get up and make a GAD winning post and leave my competition in the dirt like I always do.
“Hercules sees El Blokey from afar and goes to him”
Hercules= The SR God has called upon you to his presence.
El Blokey= Oh, presents! I love presents especially the ones with shiny bows and…
Hercules= I said presence…
El Blokey= Oh………ok.
Hercules= The SR God wants to speak to you about a mission. He has given me this to give to you…
“ Hercules extends his right hand and opens it revealing a blue fairy”
El Blokey= Ahhhhhhh, there is a fly in your hand!
“El Blokey slaps the fairy that was in Hercules’s hand and kills it”
El Blokey= That’s better.
Hercules=……… You fool!!! That was the great fairy. It’s been passed around for years just to be killed by a slap of a hand.
El Blokey= Don’t worry about it. I’ll buy you a new one.
Hercules= You can’t get a new one you waste of oxygen.
El Blokey= Hey!!! You didn’t have to bring my mum into this!!!
Hercules= What are you talking about? How can a fool like you be called to the presence of the SR God?
El Blokey= So just take me to this God guy and we will find out.
“Hercules leads El Blokey through tough forest and up a flight of rainbow stairs that lead to the clouds. When they arrived to the top they saw a large chair facing the other direction”
Hercules= Um, SR God……um SR God I um brought the man you wanted.
El Blokey= Yea I’m here so where are my presents?
“The large chair swings around and they find Dark Mark sitting happily”
El Blokey= So you’re the SR God?
Dark Mark= Well…no but I found this chair it’s so like super I had to get it or I would just like die.
El Blokey=…
Dark Mark= Sorry, I don’t now who I am since I switched back from Bubbly Babe to Dark Mark.
El Blokey= Oh that’s ok. So why did you send me here?
Hercules= Yes please tell me. I didn’t spend 30 minutes of my life trying to drag him up here for nothing.
Dark Mark= I was listening to you from these clouds here and I heard you wanted a GAD.
El Blokey= Yea can you spare one.
Dark Mark= Oh, but El Blokey it’s no simple task obtaining a GAD. You will have to pass a mission first. You have to go to the Ocean Temple and obtain the Water Stone, go to the Lava Temple and get the Fire Stone, then finally go to the Wind Temple to get the Wind Stone, and after you are done come back here and give me the stones.
Hercules= Oh, I think I understand. If he brings the stones you will perform a GAD ritual with them for he could receive his prize.
Dark Mark= No, I just want the stones because they are so pretty……………………. Sorry, there still is a bit of Bubbly Babe in me.
El Blokey= O….k
Dark Mark= Hercules, you will go with El Blokey to guide him and give him advice because the unfortunate death of the great fairy.
Hercules= Oh no!!!!
Dark Mark= Why are you still here, I gave you a mission to do.
“Hercules takes El Blokey to the Water Temple”
Act-2
*El Blokey and Hercules are before a giant lake”
Hercules= It’s in there.
El Blokey= What a big lake!
Hercules= Fool, did you hear me, I said it’s right there.
El Blokey= Don’t make fun of me. For your information I have the attention span of a God………. hey look a bird.
“El Blokey chases the bird around aimlessly”
Hercules= Stop it!!!
El Blokey= Okay
Hercules= The first thing we have to do here is lower the water level…..How could we do that? I just knew this would be a way to challenge my brian.
El Blokey= Could that help?
“El Blokey points toward a black lever coming forth out of the ground with a big sign atop it reading (PULL THIS TO LOWER WATER LEVEL)”
Hercules= It will have to do…
“ Both of them pull the lever and an old temple is found under the water that was once in the lake. They look around then walk in.
El Blokey= Wow, this place is big.
Hercules= Blokey, this place may seem to have no danger but it is crawling with enemies and tiny towels they give out in unpopular motels.
El Blokey= This may be harder than I thought.
“El Blokey and Hercules walk around the temple until they reached a room that had water on the floor and cliffs that led to darkness”
Hercules= This room may be a problem.
El Blokey= It seems we need a special item to reach the other side of the room where the door is.
“A skinny woman walks toward the two men”
FLUDD= Hi guys I’m Ryan.
El Blokey= Hi Ryan.
FLUDD= It’s not RYAN it’s Ryan. People always say it wrong.
Hercules= Yea….That made perfect sense…
FLUDD= Well what brings you two to my turf.
Hercules= We need something to go across this gap over here.
FLUDD= All I’ve got on me is this paper cup.
Hercules= Yea great. How could that help us?
“El Blokey takes the cup out of FLUDD’s hands and stares at it”
El Bolkey= Oh, I know a way we could use this to go over there.
Hercules= You are such a fool Blokey.
“Hercules closes his eyes and shakes his head. As soon as he opens his eyes again El Blokey is on the other side waving”
El Blokey= Come on Hercules it’s your turn.
“El Blokey throws the paper cup back to the other side”
Hercules= What the??????
El Blokey= To get here first grab the cup in your hand, then hold it over your head with the open side facing your head, then jump as far as you can toward my direction. Easy right.
Hercules= It’s not a parachute, it’s a dumb cup.
El Blokey= Believe in the cup Hercules….
“Hercules runs then jumps. He falls but ends up grabbing the corner of the same side”
Hercules= Help me Ryan!!!
FLUDD= My name is Ryan not Ryan.
Hercules= Just help me!!!!!!
“FLUDD begins to put her arm front”
FLUDD= Wait….. I won’t save your life unless you guess………..who my brother is. Fun game huh.
Hercules= Not a good time for a game!!
“Hercules starts to fall. In a despret way to survive from the fall he lifts the cup over his head. Surprisingly he floats up and reaches the other side”
Hercules=O…k
FLUDD= I’m joining you guys in your little adventure. Wait I’ll be there in a sec.
“FLUDD pulls a lever with a sign on the side of it saying (EASY WAY ACROSS). A metal bridge appears and she walks passed”
Hercules= I almost died and there was a bridge!!!!!’
FLUDD= You never asked.
“All three of them walked by a door that was on that side and saw a shiny blue stone”
FLUDD= Well, there it is…
El Blokey= Ahh it hurts my eyes when I stare at it!!!
Hercules= As painful as looking in the mirror isn’t it Blokey?
El Blokey= Sadly……yes.
“Hercules puts the paper cup in his pokect and El Blokey picks up the shiny blue stone from the floor. They all get instantly teleported to the SR God’s cloud home”
Act-3
*At the cloud base”
Dark Mark= What’s that you got there? Is it that super pretty stone that I’ve been like dieing to have?
El Blokey= Um…well I guess.
Dark Mark= Hand it over now!
“El Blokey hands over the stone to Dark Mark”
Dark Mark= Ok now. I will now teleport you to the Lava Temple. Beware, it may not be as easy as the last one. If you come back safely you will be another step toward your GAD prize. And I see you found a new friend. That’s good because the more people the more chances to succeed.
El Blokey= Oh that’s so……..um…….what was I doing again?
“Hercules smacks El Blokey over the head”
El Blokey= Oh yea! Now lets teleport!!!
“ A red mist falls upon them and they suudenly find themselves next to an active volcano that’s about it exploded”
FLUDD= Now what?
Hercules= There is a cave on the foot of the volcano so I think the stone should be in there.
“They all walk into the cave and before walking two steps they encounter a rock monster”
Cubist= ROAR!!!
FLUDD= Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, are you crazy you nearly scared me to death!!!!! Are you insane?
Cubist= Actually I’m quite intelligent and I like to read and eat smoked ham.
FLUDD= What does that have to do with anything?
Cubist= My name is Cubist I am a resident of the village below this volcano. I am called a Goron.
FLUDD= Who asked you.
Hercules= Do you know of a Fire Stone noble creature.
Cubist= Yes I would love some pie.
El Blokey= What are you talking about?
Cubist= No mother, I only want one sugar in my coffee.
Hercules= He seems to have gone crazy from being around the fumes of the volcano to long. We can’t help him.
Cubist= May I join you on your train ride.
El Blokey= If you mean join us on our adventure, then sure.
“El Blokey, FLUDD, Hercules, and Cubist walk forward until they reach a flight of stairs that lead up and up until they reached the edge of the opening of the volcano”
El Blokey= Wow, look at the lava bubbling inside that huge whole.
Hercules= Better yet look at that.
“Hercules points toward a statue of a Goron standing on a pillar that comes out of the middle of the lava pool”
Hercules= The stone must be inside the statue!
FLUDD= There isn’t any way to reach it. And even if we did get to there how would we break it open?
Cubist= My pappa gave me a very big hammer for Christmas.
Hercules= Grrr, haven’t you noticed that we don’t care what you say Cubist!!!!
FLUDD= Wait a second Hercules. Where is this hammer of yours Cubist?
Cubist= Never eat soup because it gives you gas.
“FLUDD puts her hand in Cubist’s pocket, takes out a very big hammer, and throws it to El Blokey”
El Blokey= Thanks FLUDD I love it! I will call this hammer The great and powerful….……..Billy.
Hercules= Billy? That’s not really a common name for a weapon but it will do.
FLUDD= How can we get to that statue now?
El Blokey= I know!!!
“El Blokey throws the hammer to the statue causing it to shatter. The stone then flies out of it and lands next to El Blokey”
Hercules= Nice one smarty, but now how are you going to get the hammer?
El Blokey= Like this………Billy return!!!!!
“The hammer begins to swing to El Blokey. When it got near El Blokey catched it in his left hand”
Hercules= Now how in the world did you know the hammer could do that?
El Blokey= I saw something like that in the Rugrats so I tried it out.
Hercules=…
FLUDD= There is the stone so pick it up.
“El Blokey picks up the stone and he gets teleported yet again to the cloud base”
Act-4
*Back at the base*
Dark Mark= I see you have found the second stone. Well the last stone isn’t going to be a walk in the park you now. It has a beast protecting it.
Cubist= No, I all ready went to the bathroom.
Dark Mark= Ohhhhhhh, like I see you like got a like totally new friend to join your team. That’s like so super. “cough cough” Sorry…
El Blokey= Hurry up I want to get my GAD all ready.
Dark Mark= Ok, but remember I warned you…
“The gang of heroes teleport off once again and now they ended up on a group of clouds with a pair of stones in front of them.”
FLUDD= More clouds. Very strange.
Hercules= Big blocks of stone shouldn’t be up at this altitude.
El Blokey= BLOCKS!!! I met some of my own kind!!!
“El Blokey runs over to one of the rocks and hugs it tight”
FLUDD= That’s right Herc this is getting a bit weird.
El Blokey= Herc? Isn’t that a stomach disease?
Hercules= Shhh you, that’s my nickname so R_E_S_P_E_C_T.
El Blokey= Now your singing a 70’s song?!?! What’s wrong with you today Hercules?
Hercules= Shhhhh you!!!
Cubist= Eat me because I’m low in fat!!!
“While the men fight FLUDD walks over to the second rock and sees that there is a large stick poking out of it, She grasps it firmly then yanks it out”
FLUDD= Look guys it’s a trident!!!
“The guys stop arguing”
El Blokey= Looks like an oversized fork to me.
FLUDD= I’ll call it Leeburn the Incredible!!!
El Blokey= Very powerful name for a big eating utensil.
Cubist= I’m a genie in a bottle baby. You have to rub me the right way honey.
“Cubist’s horrible Cristina Agulera impression makes a gigantic cat like creature sprout out of the clouds before them”
El Blokey= Quick everyone take out your weapons and get ready for battle!
“FLUDD spins around once, does a dancing pose and takes out her trident”
FLUDD= LEEBURN THE INCREDIBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
“El Blokey does a backflip does a fighting pose, and takes out his hammer”
EL Blokey= THE GREAAATE AND POWERFULLLLLLL BILLLLLLLLLLLY!!!
Hercules=…
FLUDD= Come on Hercules it’s your turn.
Hercules= But I don’t have a weapon………..oh yea……..
“Hercules tries doing a frontflip but lands head first. He then does a pose and looks like he is about to fart. Finally, he takes out his paper cup”
Hercules= Owwwwww, why do I have the lame weapon.
El Blokey= Well…..because it fits your personality.
Hercules= Hey!!!!!!!!
“The beast swipes Cubist with his claws and makes him into several slices of Goron”
Hercules=…….. He’s good….
El Blokey= Move in!!!!!
“El Blokey jumps up and hits the creature in the face with his hammer”
Cat-Beast= Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
“The creature lifts his paw and slams it on El Blokey but he jumps out of the way in the nick of time”
FLUDD= Take this evil thing…
“FLUDD side jumps to the creature’s leg then stabs it with her trident many times”
Cat-Beast= Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
“The beast then hops up and tries to body slam the bunch of heroes. They all jump out of the way except El Blokey”
FLUDD= BLOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hercules= Is he dead? Yay he’s dead…….I mean oh no, oh no…
FLUDD= Herc you are our only hope!
Hercules= Yea right. I’m suppose to beat a giant with a paper cup.
FLUDD= It’s worth a try.
“Hercules walks over to the cat like beast that is laying over El Blokey and starts lightly beating him over the head with the bottom of the cup”
Hercules= Hehe….. take that…..hehe…
Cat-Beast= Prrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
FLUDD= I think he likes it.
Hercules= Yea…. I always save the day don’t I...
FLUDD= No Herc this is good. I’ll stab it in the back while it’s distracted.
“FLUDD jumps into the air and rockets toward the beast’s back with her trident. It hits him so hard that he explodes into thousands of blood doused pieces”
FLUDD= Take that!
“Hercules and FLUDD see El Blokey hurt on the floor next to a piece of the beast that has the Wind Stone jammed into it”
Hercules= Oh well he’s dead. Better just get the stone and claim his GAD for ourselves.
FLUDD= No wait, he is moving!!!
Hercules= WHAT!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
“El Blokey stands to his feat and wipes blood off his pants”
El Blokey= Now lets get my GAD guys.
“El Blokey picks up the stone from the piece of guts then he is teleported with the others to the SR GOD base”
El Blokey= We have gotten the last stone, we have gotten it!!!
“He hands it to Dark Mark”
Dark Mark= It’s like completely bloody. Like ewwwwwwww. Well you did bring it to me so I will give you the GAD. Blokey, during this adventure you have gained courage, good friends, and even decentness…
“El Blokey starts picking his nose”
El Blokey= Huh, what were you saying I wasn’t listening…
Dark Mark= Let me just give you your GAD…
“Dark Mark stands from the SR God’s chair and lifts his hands up in the sky as if he were starting to do a ritual”
Hercules= Lets see how he does this calling of GADs…
“Dark Mark suddenly puts his hands down, puts his hands in his pocket, takes out a phone, then calls a game shop”
Dark Mark= Hello is this Bob’s game shop. Oh it is, well can you send a copy of Ratchet and Clank to El Blokey’s house…. Don’t worry I’ll pay you back Bob.
“Dark Mark turns off the phone and puts it in his pocket again”
Dark Mark= Your GAD will be with you soon.
Hercules= THAT’S IT!!!! That’s the way SR gives GADs away!!! No ritual, no calling of lost powers. Why did you even need the stones!!!
Dark Mark= Because they are so like pretty.
Hercules=…
Act-6
*El Blokey’s house*
“El Blokey, Hercules, and FLUDD are playing Ratchet and Clank”
El Blokey= FLUDD, jump over the water, jump over the water!!!
FLUDD= I can’t first we have to kill the level2 boss.
El Blokey= Let’s finish this later for we could make a very dramatic ending to this story first.
FLUDD= Ok.
*In a huge open field*
“FLUDD and El Blokey sit atop of white majestic horses while they ride across the open field with no trace in their minds where life will take them”
“In the back of them Hercules is seen sitting on a paper cup that is crushing over his weight”
Hercules= The real heroes always get the cool stuff…….owwwwwwwww.
THE END
Thank you for reading what I enjoyed writing.
Drunk
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Drunk Cow wrote:
> Manda†are wrote:
> ummmmm, what was that?
> A pile of crap!
>
> You're just saying that because you are still angry at me for what I
> did 70 DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!
*
Ooooooh! This sounds juicy! Please tell!!!
> Manda†are wrote:
> ummmmm, what was that?
> A pile of crap!
>
> You're just saying that because you are still angry at me for what I
> did 70 DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!
*
Ooooooh! This sounds juicy! Please tell!!!
Manda†are wrote:
> ummmmm, what was that?
> A pile of crap!
You're just saying that because you are still angry at me for what I did 70 DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!
> ummmmm, what was that?
> A pile of crap!
You're just saying that because you are still angry at me for what I did 70 DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!
ummmmm, what was that?
A pile of crap!
A pile of crap!
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Does anyone think this has a chance of winning Asher D's who wants to
> be a milinionaire thingy...:|
They are both good and you certainly do have a chance. I would just hate to have to be the person who decides the winner.
> Does anyone think this has a chance of winning Asher D's who wants to
> be a milinionaire thingy...:|
They are both good and you certainly do have a chance. I would just hate to have to be the person who decides the winner.
Does anyone think this has a chance of winning Asher D's who wants to be a milinionaire thingy...:|
Dark Mark wrote:
> 14/09/02
> Mr. Happy
>
> Legend of Special Reserve
Beryy different my man.
> 14/09/02
> Mr. Happy
>
> Legend of Special Reserve
Beryy different my man.
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Mr. Happy did but it was different so that's ok.
*
Yea and it was a good post, too. Nice on, ya Cow! At least it wasn't Meka Dragon who did it before you. That's happened to me TWICE now. I'm beginning to detest Meka.
> Mr. Happy did but it was different so that's ok.
*
Yea and it was a good post, too. Nice on, ya Cow! At least it wasn't Meka Dragon who did it before you. That's happened to me TWICE now. I'm beginning to detest Meka.
14/09/02
Mr. Happy
Legend of Special Reserve
Mr. Happy
Legend of Special Reserve
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Didn't somebody already do a Legend of SR post? And I believe they
> won
> a GAD for it, too.
>
>
> Not to my knowledge. How did you like it though.
*
Rather amusing. LOL!
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Didn't somebody already do a Legend of SR post? And I believe they
> won
> a GAD for it, too.
>
>
> Not to my knowledge. How did you like it though.
*
Rather amusing. LOL!
Mr. Happy did but it was different so that's ok.
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