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Following on from the release of the X-Box scientist working from a shed in the back garden of a house in Milton Keynes have discovered that due to the controller size of the XBox and the predicted size of future consoles they predict that the size of childrens hands will increase to a similar form as shovels. Yes shovel handed mutants may well be the future.
Bobby Darwin, who's great grandad was Charles Darwin who discovered the theory of Evolution, who works as a janitor in a local school claimed that Shovel handed "freaks" could make cool sand castles and shovel rubbish better.
When asked to comment Microsoft released this statement. "We are rich you are not, Shovel hands may well become a common mutation among gamers but we don't care because as stated before we are rich. A lot richer than you.
SO be on the look out and take care of your hands as the shovel hand mutation may be spreading as we speak. We also got a doctors view on this subject, he stated that too much alcohol is bad in large amounts and gamers may end up with huge hands but they deserve it for playing games when they should be working in mines. Dr Smith who is now 97 refused to try the XBox as his fingers are brittle and may fall off.
*Please note this is NOT real, If you haven't worked that out already I would seek medical attention.*
Bobby Darwin, who's great grandad was Charles Darwin who discovered the theory of Evolution, who works as a janitor in a local school claimed that Shovel handed "freaks" could make cool sand castles and shovel rubbish better.
When asked to comment Microsoft released this statement. "We are rich you are not, Shovel hands may well become a common mutation among gamers but we don't care because as stated before we are rich. A lot richer than you.
SO be on the look out and take care of your hands as the shovel hand mutation may be spreading as we speak. We also got a doctors view on this subject, he stated that too much alcohol is bad in large amounts and gamers may end up with huge hands but they deserve it for playing games when they should be working in mines. Dr Smith who is now 97 refused to try the XBox as his fingers are brittle and may fall off.
*Please note this is NOT real, If you haven't worked that out already I would seek medical attention.*
Following on from the release of the X-Box scientist working from a shed in the back garden of a house in Milton Keynes have discovered that due to the controller size of the XBox and the predicted size of future consoles they predict that the size of childrens hands will increase to a similar form as shovels. Yes shovel handed mutants may well be the future.
Bobby Darwin, who's great grandad was Charles Darwin who discovered the theory of Evolution, who works as a janitor in a local school claimed that Shovel handed "freaks" could make cool sand castles and shovel rubbish better.
When asked to comment Microsoft released this statement. "We are rich you are not, Shovel hands may well become a common mutation among gamers but we don't care because as stated before we are rich. A lot richer than you.
SO be on the look out and take care of your hands as the shovel hand mutation may be spreading as we speak. We also got a doctors view on this subject, he stated that too much alcohol is bad in large amounts and gamers may end up with huge hands but they deserve it for playing games when they should be working in mines. Dr Smith who is now 97 refused to try the XBox as his fingers are brittle and may fall off.
*Please note this is NOT real, If you haven't worked that out already I would seek medical attention.*
Bobby Darwin, who's great grandad was Charles Darwin who discovered the theory of Evolution, who works as a janitor in a local school claimed that Shovel handed "freaks" could make cool sand castles and shovel rubbish better.
When asked to comment Microsoft released this statement. "We are rich you are not, Shovel hands may well become a common mutation among gamers but we don't care because as stated before we are rich. A lot richer than you.
SO be on the look out and take care of your hands as the shovel hand mutation may be spreading as we speak. We also got a doctors view on this subject, he stated that too much alcohol is bad in large amounts and gamers may end up with huge hands but they deserve it for playing games when they should be working in mines. Dr Smith who is now 97 refused to try the XBox as his fingers are brittle and may fall off.
*Please note this is NOT real, If you haven't worked that out already I would seek medical attention.*
LOL!
I had to laugh there, as that was very funny.
;-)
I had to laugh there, as that was very funny.
;-)
Cheers Afro, glad someone liked it.
Well, it'd make it easier to plant turnips!
At least you wouldn't have to go out and buy a shovel...
Grandprix wrote:
> At least you wouldn't have to go out and buy a shovel...
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thats if you would want to shovel up using your hands of course.
> At least you wouldn't have to go out and buy a shovel...
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thats if you would want to shovel up using your hands of course.
*note to self, seek medical attention.
Nice one Ali
Nice one Ali
Your a strange man!