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Just got this via e-mail.
Enjoy.
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1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business like manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to
getlong-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours
boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff
your department desperately needs, but they can afford four
fulll-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy
21. our relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
"friends".
Enjoy.
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1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business like manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to
getlong-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours
boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff
your department desperately needs, but they can afford four
fulll-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy
21. our relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
"friends".
So very, very true
Just got this via e-mail.
Enjoy.
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1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business like manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to
getlong-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours
boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff
your department desperately needs, but they can afford four
fulll-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy
21. our relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
"friends".
Enjoy.
--------------
1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business like manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to
getlong-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours
boots up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff
your department desperately needs, but they can afford four
fulll-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy
21. our relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to
"friends".