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i feel like writing a script. Comically, of course. Well, mildly amusing. Perhaps it might be funny.
Oh yeah - SPOILERS.
--
The Two Towers.
Sam (waking up suddenly): What?
Frodo: Yes Sam, it's time for the second movie already.
Sam: Cool. Can we act like we're gay again?
Frodo: Yes Sam.
Sam: You are so beautiful.
Frodo: Not till later. We must hike across that special effects bit for a while.
--
Aragorn: Lets hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Erm, isn't the correct grammar "Let's hunt some OrcS?
Legolas: Yes, that's right. I have long blonde locks and the lady elves love me.
Gimli: Elfs.
Legolas: Shut it. There aren't even female dwarfs.
Gimli: There might be.
Aragorn: So how do you, y'know. have se...
Gimli: Do not go there. I've got an idea. Let's sing!
Legolas: Not again. We've sung for a whole year waiting for the next movie!
Aragorn: Come on, we've got to chase some special effects and you've only got short legs. Growl a bit.
Gimli: ARRGGGH!
Aragorn: Better.
(half the film later)
Aragorn: Damn, I think they got away. Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Can you see them, Legolas? For the eyes of Elfs are fair and can see a long way away and I'm only short. Are there really lady dwarves?
Legolas: Yeah, they're over there. Some guys seem to be killing them.
Aragorn: B****r. What shall we do now?
Gimli: You have a pitiful beard.
Legolas: Why don't we skip on down there and go to a big battle with some trees and Orcs?
Aragorn: Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Stop saying that.
--
Chap on Horse: Who are you?
Aragorn: Does it matter? We're going to come with you and hunt some Orc.
Chap on Horse #2: OK. Can you fight with ugly things?
Aragorn: Yeah, I've got to kiss Liv Tyler.
Chap on Horse: JESUS! Here, have a horse. Can you sing?
Gimli: Yes, we haven't sung for about a minute.
--
Sam: Can I be gay yet?
Frodo: No. Why are you so fat?
Sam: Couldn't say.
Gollum: Boo!
Sam: Sod off.
Frodo: But we need him to lead the way and get us bitten by a big BIG spider.
Sam: For Christs Sake, you minature freak, it's just over there. What kind of name is Elijah?
Frodo: At least it's not Haley Joel.
Sam: Damn good point. Sod off Gollum.
Gollum: Damn. Couldn't I bite your finger off yet?
Frodo: No, thats later.
Sam: You're so great, Elijah.
Frodo: Sssh, I'm Frodo and have an expression of permanent fear on my face. Stop being so gay.
--
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and lots of guys on horses fight for bit, until the special effects budget runs out.
Aragorn: Did we win?
Gimli: Looks like it. Legolas, I killed nothing because I was too busy singing.
Legolas: Well, I was busy getting into girlie magazines.
Aragorn: Fair enough. Oh, look, Gandalf's back from the dead. He doesn't look like a tramp anymore. Shall we sing about it?
Gimli: Why not?
--
Frodo: I'm bored.
Sam: So are the viewers. You see, The two Towers just consists of us walking for the most part.
--
Gandalf: Hey nonny no. Some trees have decked Christopher Lee.
Gimli: But it's Christopher Lee! He's DRACULA!
Gandalf: Fal a doo ree. Don't ask me. He looks like a girl, and I wonder how he gets his hair so straight and shiny? Mine's so tangled.
Aragorn: You are a tramp. Waa, it's the Ring, it might hurt me. Oh, no, it's just Merry and Pippin.
Pippin: hello chaps. I'm about to say something funny in a Irish accent.
Gimli: I've got an idea. Let's sing about the trees!
Legolas: Why am I wearing a blonde wig?
--
THE END
Oh yeah - SPOILERS.
--
The Two Towers.
Sam (waking up suddenly): What?
Frodo: Yes Sam, it's time for the second movie already.
Sam: Cool. Can we act like we're gay again?
Frodo: Yes Sam.
Sam: You are so beautiful.
Frodo: Not till later. We must hike across that special effects bit for a while.
--
Aragorn: Lets hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Erm, isn't the correct grammar "Let's hunt some OrcS?
Legolas: Yes, that's right. I have long blonde locks and the lady elves love me.
Gimli: Elfs.
Legolas: Shut it. There aren't even female dwarfs.
Gimli: There might be.
Aragorn: So how do you, y'know. have se...
Gimli: Do not go there. I've got an idea. Let's sing!
Legolas: Not again. We've sung for a whole year waiting for the next movie!
Aragorn: Come on, we've got to chase some special effects and you've only got short legs. Growl a bit.
Gimli: ARRGGGH!
Aragorn: Better.
(half the film later)
Aragorn: Damn, I think they got away. Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Can you see them, Legolas? For the eyes of Elfs are fair and can see a long way away and I'm only short. Are there really lady dwarves?
Legolas: Yeah, they're over there. Some guys seem to be killing them.
Aragorn: B****r. What shall we do now?
Gimli: You have a pitiful beard.
Legolas: Why don't we skip on down there and go to a big battle with some trees and Orcs?
Aragorn: Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Stop saying that.
--
Chap on Horse: Who are you?
Aragorn: Does it matter? We're going to come with you and hunt some Orc.
Chap on Horse #2: OK. Can you fight with ugly things?
Aragorn: Yeah, I've got to kiss Liv Tyler.
Chap on Horse: JESUS! Here, have a horse. Can you sing?
Gimli: Yes, we haven't sung for about a minute.
--
Sam: Can I be gay yet?
Frodo: No. Why are you so fat?
Sam: Couldn't say.
Gollum: Boo!
Sam: Sod off.
Frodo: But we need him to lead the way and get us bitten by a big BIG spider.
Sam: For Christs Sake, you minature freak, it's just over there. What kind of name is Elijah?
Frodo: At least it's not Haley Joel.
Sam: Damn good point. Sod off Gollum.
Gollum: Damn. Couldn't I bite your finger off yet?
Frodo: No, thats later.
Sam: You're so great, Elijah.
Frodo: Sssh, I'm Frodo and have an expression of permanent fear on my face. Stop being so gay.
--
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and lots of guys on horses fight for bit, until the special effects budget runs out.
Aragorn: Did we win?
Gimli: Looks like it. Legolas, I killed nothing because I was too busy singing.
Legolas: Well, I was busy getting into girlie magazines.
Aragorn: Fair enough. Oh, look, Gandalf's back from the dead. He doesn't look like a tramp anymore. Shall we sing about it?
Gimli: Why not?
--
Frodo: I'm bored.
Sam: So are the viewers. You see, The two Towers just consists of us walking for the most part.
--
Gandalf: Hey nonny no. Some trees have decked Christopher Lee.
Gimli: But it's Christopher Lee! He's DRACULA!
Gandalf: Fal a doo ree. Don't ask me. He looks like a girl, and I wonder how he gets his hair so straight and shiny? Mine's so tangled.
Aragorn: You are a tramp. Waa, it's the Ring, it might hurt me. Oh, no, it's just Merry and Pippin.
Pippin: hello chaps. I'm about to say something funny in a Irish accent.
Gimli: I've got an idea. Let's sing about the trees!
Legolas: Why am I wearing a blonde wig?
--
THE END
You're right, not much does happen in book 2.
Lots of big fights, is what I think we can really expect. As that's the only way to keep the audience happy.
Lots of big fights, is what I think we can really expect. As that's the only way to keep the audience happy.
Seeing as Goaty is doing 2 min spoof things, I'll pop this in the hope someone might actually read it.
i feel like writing a script. Comically, of course. Well, mildly amusing. Perhaps it might be funny.
Oh yeah - SPOILERS.
--
The Two Towers.
Sam (waking up suddenly): What?
Frodo: Yes Sam, it's time for the second movie already.
Sam: Cool. Can we act like we're gay again?
Frodo: Yes Sam.
Sam: You are so beautiful.
Frodo: Not till later. We must hike across that special effects bit for a while.
--
Aragorn: Lets hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Erm, isn't the correct grammar "Let's hunt some OrcS?
Legolas: Yes, that's right. I have long blonde locks and the lady elves love me.
Gimli: Elfs.
Legolas: Shut it. There aren't even female dwarfs.
Gimli: There might be.
Aragorn: So how do you, y'know. have se...
Gimli: Do not go there. I've got an idea. Let's sing!
Legolas: Not again. We've sung for a whole year waiting for the next movie!
Aragorn: Come on, we've got to chase some special effects and you've only got short legs. Growl a bit.
Gimli: ARRGGGH!
Aragorn: Better.
(half the film later)
Aragorn: Damn, I think they got away. Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Can you see them, Legolas? For the eyes of Elfs are fair and can see a long way away and I'm only short. Are there really lady dwarves?
Legolas: Yeah, they're over there. Some guys seem to be killing them.
Aragorn: B****r. What shall we do now?
Gimli: You have a pitiful beard.
Legolas: Why don't we skip on down there and go to a big battle with some trees and Orcs?
Aragorn: Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Stop saying that.
--
Chap on Horse: Who are you?
Aragorn: Does it matter? We're going to come with you and hunt some Orc.
Chap on Horse #2: OK. Can you fight with ugly things?
Aragorn: Yeah, I've got to kiss Liv Tyler.
Chap on Horse: JESUS! Here, have a horse. Can you sing?
Gimli: Yes, we haven't sung for about a minute.
--
Sam: Can I be gay yet?
Frodo: No. Why are you so fat?
Sam: Couldn't say.
Gollum: Boo!
Sam: Sod off.
Frodo: But we need him to lead the way and get us bitten by a big BIG spider.
Sam: For Christs Sake, you minature freak, it's just over there. What kind of name is Elijah?
Frodo: At least it's not Haley Joel.
Sam: Damn good point. Sod off Gollum.
Gollum: Damn. Couldn't I bite your finger off yet?
Frodo: No, thats later.
Sam: You're so great, Elijah.
Frodo: Sssh, I'm Frodo and have an expression of permanent fear on my face. Stop being so gay.
--
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and lots of guys on horses fight for bit, until the special effects budget runs out.
Aragorn: Did we win?
Gimli: Looks like it. Legolas, I killed nothing because I was too busy singing.
Legolas: Well, I was busy getting into girlie magazines.
Aragorn: Fair enough. Oh, look, Gandalf's back from the dead. He doesn't look like a tramp anymore. Shall we sing about it?
Gimli: Why not?
--
Frodo: I'm bored.
Sam: So are the viewers. You see, The two Towers just consists of us walking for the most part.
--
Gandalf: Hey nonny no. Some trees have decked Christopher Lee.
Gimli: But it's Christopher Lee! He's DRACULA!
Gandalf: Fal a doo ree. Don't ask me. He looks like a girl, and I wonder how he gets his hair so straight and shiny? Mine's so tangled.
Aragorn: You are a tramp. Waa, it's the Ring, it might hurt me. Oh, no, it's just Merry and Pippin.
Pippin: hello chaps. I'm about to say something funny in a Irish accent.
Gimli: I've got an idea. Let's sing about the trees!
Legolas: Why am I wearing a blonde wig?
--
THE END
Oh yeah - SPOILERS.
--
The Two Towers.
Sam (waking up suddenly): What?
Frodo: Yes Sam, it's time for the second movie already.
Sam: Cool. Can we act like we're gay again?
Frodo: Yes Sam.
Sam: You are so beautiful.
Frodo: Not till later. We must hike across that special effects bit for a while.
--
Aragorn: Lets hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Erm, isn't the correct grammar "Let's hunt some OrcS?
Legolas: Yes, that's right. I have long blonde locks and the lady elves love me.
Gimli: Elfs.
Legolas: Shut it. There aren't even female dwarfs.
Gimli: There might be.
Aragorn: So how do you, y'know. have se...
Gimli: Do not go there. I've got an idea. Let's sing!
Legolas: Not again. We've sung for a whole year waiting for the next movie!
Aragorn: Come on, we've got to chase some special effects and you've only got short legs. Growl a bit.
Gimli: ARRGGGH!
Aragorn: Better.
(half the film later)
Aragorn: Damn, I think they got away. Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Can you see them, Legolas? For the eyes of Elfs are fair and can see a long way away and I'm only short. Are there really lady dwarves?
Legolas: Yeah, they're over there. Some guys seem to be killing them.
Aragorn: B****r. What shall we do now?
Gimli: You have a pitiful beard.
Legolas: Why don't we skip on down there and go to a big battle with some trees and Orcs?
Aragorn: Let's hunt some Orc.
Gimli: Stop saying that.
--
Chap on Horse: Who are you?
Aragorn: Does it matter? We're going to come with you and hunt some Orc.
Chap on Horse #2: OK. Can you fight with ugly things?
Aragorn: Yeah, I've got to kiss Liv Tyler.
Chap on Horse: JESUS! Here, have a horse. Can you sing?
Gimli: Yes, we haven't sung for about a minute.
--
Sam: Can I be gay yet?
Frodo: No. Why are you so fat?
Sam: Couldn't say.
Gollum: Boo!
Sam: Sod off.
Frodo: But we need him to lead the way and get us bitten by a big BIG spider.
Sam: For Christs Sake, you minature freak, it's just over there. What kind of name is Elijah?
Frodo: At least it's not Haley Joel.
Sam: Damn good point. Sod off Gollum.
Gollum: Damn. Couldn't I bite your finger off yet?
Frodo: No, thats later.
Sam: You're so great, Elijah.
Frodo: Sssh, I'm Frodo and have an expression of permanent fear on my face. Stop being so gay.
--
Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and lots of guys on horses fight for bit, until the special effects budget runs out.
Aragorn: Did we win?
Gimli: Looks like it. Legolas, I killed nothing because I was too busy singing.
Legolas: Well, I was busy getting into girlie magazines.
Aragorn: Fair enough. Oh, look, Gandalf's back from the dead. He doesn't look like a tramp anymore. Shall we sing about it?
Gimli: Why not?
--
Frodo: I'm bored.
Sam: So are the viewers. You see, The two Towers just consists of us walking for the most part.
--
Gandalf: Hey nonny no. Some trees have decked Christopher Lee.
Gimli: But it's Christopher Lee! He's DRACULA!
Gandalf: Fal a doo ree. Don't ask me. He looks like a girl, and I wonder how he gets his hair so straight and shiny? Mine's so tangled.
Aragorn: You are a tramp. Waa, it's the Ring, it might hurt me. Oh, no, it's just Merry and Pippin.
Pippin: hello chaps. I'm about to say something funny in a Irish accent.
Gimli: I've got an idea. Let's sing about the trees!
Legolas: Why am I wearing a blonde wig?
--
THE END