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“I’m a cabbage man!” The Fans go wild for Cabbage Man, who strides to the ring in his Cabbage suit for this triple threat mach-up. He poses on the ropes to a nice pop from the crowd.
And now here is DaGroover, who gets a slightly smaller reaction from the crowd, but dashes to the ring, wasting no time to get this match started. He and Cabbage Man engage in a fistfight, with CM gaining the advantage. Freak on a Leash by Korn hits, and Shaneo sprints into the ring and starts beating on CM. DaGroover gets back up, and he and Shaneo hit a double suplex on CM. They run off the opposite ropes, and one after another flip RVD style in the air, landing with their backs on Cabbage Man. Cover by Shaneo, 1,2, and DaGroover breaks it up. He puts Shane into position for a Power-bomb, but it’s countered into a Hurricanrana! Cover, 1,2, and DaGroover kicks out.
Shaneo Irish whips DaGroover, and catches him into a snap suplex. He runs off the ropes, and hits an elbow drop. He gets up, and is already signalling. DaGroover slowly stands, kick to the mid-section, Wham Bam Thank U Mam! But Cabbage man knocked down Shaneo with a drop-kick before he could complete the move. The leafy one (lol, you know you want to!) takes DaGroover’s leg, and spins it round for a Dragon screw. He holds onto it as it touches the mat, and bends down into some form of side leg submission.
Shaneo gets up and breaks it up, just when the referee was about to check the arm. He takes the leafy one’s back, and throws him to the outside, knocking off his hat in the process. He jumps on to the top rope, and waits for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to get up. CM rises, and Shaneo hits a Corkscrew Moonsault! But Cabbage Man moved out of the way, knocking Shaneo out cold! Cabbage man leans against the announce table, but DaGroover is running off the ropes, Flipping Lariat to the outside! DaGroover’s two opponents are lying in a heap outside, as the fans go wild for DaGroover, who mounts the apron, and comes off it with an elbow drop.
DaGroover takes Shaneo, and throws him into the steel steps. Now he’s got CM, who he shoves into the security barrier. He waves his hands in the air and gets a big pop from the crowd. He picks him up, and drops Cabbage man (Bizarre Cabbage) ribs-first onto the barricade. He now goes into the ring, where Shaneo is leaning against the ropes. Shaneo slowly rises, and a super-kick by DaGroover! He goes up top, Groovejet! But Shaneo moved out of the way! Now Cabbage Man has re-entered, and he takes Shaneo up, brainbuster! He makes a cover, 1, 2, and Shaneo kicked out.
Cabbage Man is taking Shaneo and has put him on top of DaGroover near the turnbuckle. CM goes up top, a huge frog splash! But both DaGroover and Shaneo got their feet up in the air knocking the leafy one down. “Vegetables are good!” repeats Cabbage Man to himself, making sure he doesn’t forget who he is, despite his pain.
DaGroover tosses Shaneo off the ropes, and back body drops him into a Senton bomb by Shaneo onto Cabbage Man! Great teamwork there! DaGroover picks up CM, Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, and bends down for Poetry in Motion! Shaneo runs up, but comes down with a leg drop onto DaGroover. He lifts him up, Wam Bam Thank You Mam! Shaneo hit his finisher on DaGroover! A cover, this should be it! 1, 2, but Cabbage man fell on top of his two opponents, knocking Shaneo to the side, but putting himself on DaGroover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING!
Winner: Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)
The Aftermath: Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) tries to pick up Bizarre Cabbage to raise his hands high, but the leafy one has been knocked out. Shaneo gets up and is furious with Earl, and tosses him out of the ring in his disgust. Tony comes and bans Shaneo again, but the one of many identities returns quickly.
Congrats to Bizarre Cabbage on winning his first match.
Thanks for skim-reading, Allardini.
P.S Sorry if it's a bit short.
A tad short, but as GP said, shortness doesn't matter if the quality of the match is good, and your match was of good quality. Quality no quantity, just like the GAD motto. :-)
Well done to Cabbage Man on a win in his first match.
:D
Another great match Al, keep it up mate! :)
Excellent stuff allardini, I liked the innovative ending.
Congrats to Cabbage Man!!
“I’m a cabbage man!” The Fans go wild for Cabbage Man, who strides to the ring in his Cabbage suit for this triple threat mach-up. He poses on the ropes to a nice pop from the crowd.
And now here is DaGroover, who gets a slightly smaller reaction from the crowd, but dashes to the ring, wasting no time to get this match started. He and Cabbage Man engage in a fistfight, with CM gaining the advantage. Freak on a Leash by Korn hits, and Shaneo sprints into the ring and starts beating on CM. DaGroover gets back up, and he and Shaneo hit a double suplex on CM. They run off the opposite ropes, and one after another flip RVD style in the air, landing with their backs on Cabbage Man. Cover by Shaneo, 1,2, and DaGroover breaks it up. He puts Shane into position for a Power-bomb, but it’s countered into a Hurricanrana! Cover, 1,2, and DaGroover kicks out.
Shaneo Irish whips DaGroover, and catches him into a snap suplex. He runs off the ropes, and hits an elbow drop. He gets up, and is already signalling. DaGroover slowly stands, kick to the mid-section, Wham Bam Thank U Mam! But Cabbage man knocked down Shaneo with a drop-kick before he could complete the move. The leafy one (lol, you know you want to!) takes DaGroover’s leg, and spins it round for a Dragon screw. He holds onto it as it touches the mat, and bends down into some form of side leg submission.
Shaneo gets up and breaks it up, just when the referee was about to check the arm. He takes the leafy one’s back, and throws him to the outside, knocking off his hat in the process. He jumps on to the top rope, and waits for Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to get up. CM rises, and Shaneo hits a Corkscrew Moonsault! But Cabbage Man moved out of the way, knocking Shaneo out cold! Cabbage man leans against the announce table, but DaGroover is running off the ropes, Flipping Lariat to the outside! DaGroover’s two opponents are lying in a heap outside, as the fans go wild for DaGroover, who mounts the apron, and comes off it with an elbow drop.
DaGroover takes Shaneo, and throws him into the steel steps. Now he’s got CM, who he shoves into the security barrier. He waves his hands in the air and gets a big pop from the crowd. He picks him up, and drops Cabbage man (Bizarre Cabbage) ribs-first onto the barricade. He now goes into the ring, where Shaneo is leaning against the ropes. Shaneo slowly rises, and a super-kick by DaGroover! He goes up top, Groovejet! But Shaneo moved out of the way! Now Cabbage Man has re-entered, and he takes Shaneo up, brainbuster! He makes a cover, 1, 2, and Shaneo kicked out.
Cabbage Man is taking Shaneo and has put him on top of DaGroover near the turnbuckle. CM goes up top, a huge frog splash! But both DaGroover and Shaneo got their feet up in the air knocking the leafy one down. “Vegetables are good!” repeats Cabbage Man to himself, making sure he doesn’t forget who he is, despite his pain.
DaGroover tosses Shaneo off the ropes, and back body drops him into a Senton bomb by Shaneo onto Cabbage Man! Great teamwork there! DaGroover picks up CM, Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, and bends down for Poetry in Motion! Shaneo runs up, but comes down with a leg drop onto DaGroover. He lifts him up, Wam Bam Thank You Mam! Shaneo hit his finisher on DaGroover! A cover, this should be it! 1, 2, but Cabbage man fell on top of his two opponents, knocking Shaneo to the side, but putting himself on DaGroover! 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING!
Winner: Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)
The Aftermath: Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) tries to pick up Bizarre Cabbage to raise his hands high, but the leafy one has been knocked out. Shaneo gets up and is furious with Earl, and tosses him out of the ring in his disgust. Tony comes and bans Shaneo again, but the one of many identities returns quickly.
Congrats to Bizarre Cabbage on winning his first match.
Thanks for skim-reading, Allardini.
P.S Sorry if it's a bit short.