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"Children in East Kilbride..."

Are now the proud owners of plectrums and packets of Hula Hoops

I didn't even know it was Halloween till a devil and a shrek appeared at my door.

Dum de Dum

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I thought they were all dying of melingitious or however it's spelt.

They were

:(

Being paranoid as I was I've been checking for symptons and stuff

Mr.Snuggly wrote:

"They were wrong."

If you had put a line before "They were wrong." it would have been much more terrifying.

"Kids in costume turned up at my doorstep last night, and just stood there and said 'hello'. No trick or treat, no mock-scary finger wiggling or wooooing, they thought that by just turning up on my doorstep, they'd get rewards."

"They were wrong."

See.

A Snowman knocked on my door last night...

My mate had just bought so rolls from Asda and so I just ripped bits of it, threw it over their heads saying "Bread...Bread...Bread".

They just stood there facing forwards towards me as it went over them ha.

Ah well, in less than two months time we'll all have the carol singers on our doorsteps. I usually just stand there yawning while they "sing", then close the door.

Don't you just love Christmas?

Kids in costume turned up at my doorstep last night, and just stood there and said 'hello'. No trick or treat, no mock-scary finger wiggling or wooooing, they thought that by just turning up on my doorstep, they'd get rewards. They were wrong.

I thought they were all dying of melingitious or however it's spelt.

still go

Twunt that he is

NEED SOME RAAAAWWWKK

*gets queens of stone age CD and runs to school*

go and poke fun at the DJ

I think my school has a disco on tonight

DISCOTHEQUE

They should let me DJ

" Next up is Coffee and TV by Blur "

Then end with Paranoid Android or Discotheque by U2