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In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a mingin' fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a female canine wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French chap again".
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a female canine wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French chap again".
I personally find that offensive.
Not as good as your usual ones, YH.
LOL, that was a good one. :)
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a mingin' fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a female canine wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French chap again".
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a female canine wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French chap again".