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…..what would all the footballers do?
Robert Pires – obviously a place in the French Olympic diving team is a possibility
David Ginola – his anti-dandruff shampoo ads and washboard stomach can’t last forever, I reckon a place in dodgy French movies (a la Cantona) beckons
David Beckham – England’s most famous man, surely could live on his wife’s record sales…..maybe not, better get on the catwalk Dave!
Alan Shearer – stand-up comedian, inspirational speaker, TV presenter? No? Maybe he could go back to McDonalds ads?
Michael Owen – um…..er…..oh, he could….no…..actually I think Michael gave up all other aspects of his life to be brilliant at football, probably can’t do anything else.
Paul Gascoigne – could open a bar somewhere…
David Seaman – half way to opening a hairdressers already (or staring in dodgy late night channel 5 movies!)
Dion Dublin – can’t think of anything clean to put here!
Thierry Henry – Zookeeper?
David O’Leary – kindergarten teacher so he can look after more of “his babies”?
Arsene Wenger – I think optician may be out as he never seems to see anything,
Viduka and Keown – could be put on standby if the Tyson-Lewis fight falls through
Juan Sebastian Veron – could be an extra in the new Flash Gordon movie
Can anyone think of any others?
Robert Pires – obviously a place in the French Olympic diving team is a possibility
David Ginola – his anti-dandruff shampoo ads and washboard stomach can’t last forever, I reckon a place in dodgy French movies (a la Cantona) beckons
David Beckham – England’s most famous man, surely could live on his wife’s record sales…..maybe not, better get on the catwalk Dave!
Alan Shearer – stand-up comedian, inspirational speaker, TV presenter? No? Maybe he could go back to McDonalds ads?
Michael Owen – um…..er…..oh, he could….no…..actually I think Michael gave up all other aspects of his life to be brilliant at football, probably can’t do anything else.
Paul Gascoigne – could open a bar somewhere…
David Seaman – half way to opening a hairdressers already (or staring in dodgy late night channel 5 movies!)
Dion Dublin – can’t think of anything clean to put here!
Thierry Henry – Zookeeper?
David O’Leary – kindergarten teacher so he can look after more of “his babies”?
Arsene Wenger – I think optician may be out as he never seems to see anything,
Viduka and Keown – could be put on standby if the Tyson-Lewis fight falls through
Juan Sebastian Veron – could be an extra in the new Flash Gordon movie
Can anyone think of any others?
Michael Owen – He's had a lot to do with breakfast cereals and shoddy computer games, so he should stick with them.
Either that or he could find some kind of talent for that annoying voice of his!
Thierry Henry – He should be put in an aquarium or fish bowl - due to the fact that it looks like he has fish-lips!
Alan Smith - Should star in new Maybellene (check spelling) adverts, advertising that purple lip-stick he always seems to be wearing.
Alex Ferguson - Has to be chewing gum! Wriglies or whoever snatches him up first.
Gerard Houllier - Should go back to the pond that it looks like he came from! C'mon, you must have noticed how he is one Frenchman who DOES actually look like a frog!!
Eric Cantona - Either loose some wait and go into kick-boxing or kung-fu, or he could advertise McDonalds on TV in France.
Either that or he could find some kind of talent for that annoying voice of his!
Thierry Henry – He should be put in an aquarium or fish bowl - due to the fact that it looks like he has fish-lips!
Alan Smith - Should star in new Maybellene (check spelling) adverts, advertising that purple lip-stick he always seems to be wearing.
Alex Ferguson - Has to be chewing gum! Wriglies or whoever snatches him up first.
Gerard Houllier - Should go back to the pond that it looks like he came from! C'mon, you must have noticed how he is one Frenchman who DOES actually look like a frog!!
Eric Cantona - Either loose some wait and go into kick-boxing or kung-fu, or he could advertise McDonalds on TV in France.
Most of the Leeds team could start up boxing or join the army or somthin...
…..what would all the footballers do?
Robert Pires – obviously a place in the French Olympic diving team is a possibility
David Ginola – his anti-dandruff shampoo ads and washboard stomach can’t last forever, I reckon a place in dodgy French movies (a la Cantona) beckons
David Beckham – England’s most famous man, surely could live on his wife’s record sales…..maybe not, better get on the catwalk Dave!
Alan Shearer – stand-up comedian, inspirational speaker, TV presenter? No? Maybe he could go back to McDonalds ads?
Michael Owen – um…..er…..oh, he could….no…..actually I think Michael gave up all other aspects of his life to be brilliant at football, probably can’t do anything else.
Paul Gascoigne – could open a bar somewhere…
David Seaman – half way to opening a hairdressers already (or staring in dodgy late night channel 5 movies!)
Dion Dublin – can’t think of anything clean to put here!
Thierry Henry – Zookeeper?
David O’Leary – kindergarten teacher so he can look after more of “his babies”?
Arsene Wenger – I think optician may be out as he never seems to see anything,
Viduka and Keown – could be put on standby if the Tyson-Lewis fight falls through
Juan Sebastian Veron – could be an extra in the new Flash Gordon movie
Can anyone think of any others?
Robert Pires – obviously a place in the French Olympic diving team is a possibility
David Ginola – his anti-dandruff shampoo ads and washboard stomach can’t last forever, I reckon a place in dodgy French movies (a la Cantona) beckons
David Beckham – England’s most famous man, surely could live on his wife’s record sales…..maybe not, better get on the catwalk Dave!
Alan Shearer – stand-up comedian, inspirational speaker, TV presenter? No? Maybe he could go back to McDonalds ads?
Michael Owen – um…..er…..oh, he could….no…..actually I think Michael gave up all other aspects of his life to be brilliant at football, probably can’t do anything else.
Paul Gascoigne – could open a bar somewhere…
David Seaman – half way to opening a hairdressers already (or staring in dodgy late night channel 5 movies!)
Dion Dublin – can’t think of anything clean to put here!
Thierry Henry – Zookeeper?
David O’Leary – kindergarten teacher so he can look after more of “his babies”?
Arsene Wenger – I think optician may be out as he never seems to see anything,
Viduka and Keown – could be put on standby if the Tyson-Lewis fight falls through
Juan Sebastian Veron – could be an extra in the new Flash Gordon movie
Can anyone think of any others?