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So what if folk right here on special reserves forums where to appear in games solely from there names what kind of character would they be? Lets take a few of them and see what kind of characters and games they would make.
Goatboy - Probably most famous for being normal, funny and entertaining, what kind of games would he be in?
Well he would be a mutated boy, created by the crazy scientist Rastabillyskank. With a boys head and upper body and the horrible looking goats legs and midesction. Sadly he would be called Kid by most in an evil jokingly way. The main aim of the Goatboy game would be to reverse the horrible mutation process and defeat the ever so evil Dr Rastabillyskank.
Rastabillyskank - As above we can see he would be suited to the evil scientist role, from a rough childhood bullied by the biggest and the baddest - Wookiee Monster. He decided to take revenge on all of those who cross him. Using his superior intelligence and evil thoughts he has become the new age personification of evil - fear him or be defeated.
Mr Snuggly - The ever so Snugly Snuggly. A giant furry creature that runs around the grass covered hills picking flowers and singing songs. Like the big daft purple dinosaur Snuggly has become a child idol all over the world and has many games such as 'Sing with Snuggly' Snuggly's Dance-a-ramma', ' Snug up to me' and his biggest seller to date - Snuggly soccer where you play with Snuggly and others at SR in a game of soccer. With Darkus in goal will you score?
Meka Dragon - The giant fire breathing welsh man. Known to his other circus freak friends as the dragon, Meka discovers his family have been kidnapped and along with his circus friends he sets out on an adventure to save them. With other circus stars such as Tiltawirl, Starlight and Allardini alongside him you must find out who took his family and at what cost will you go to to get them back.
Stryke - Stryke is the young stylish ten pin bowler who has mastered the perfect game, bet money with him, get drunk with him and sleep with Afro's ho's with him. Enjoy the party life of a young and soon to be champ and watch the world go against you.
You must seek out those who try and damage your career and at all costs keep earning money to seed back to Taffyland so that you can feed your multiple kids with multiple mothers.
Its a tough life, but he likes it.
Monkey-Man - pretty obvious from the name, Monkey man is the giant gorilla who has mastered the art of speach. You guide him through the jungle in the comedy adventure where you ask female safari goers to flash their breasts and to take pictures as you eat your own poo. A comedy adventure for all the family and there are plenty of monkeys in this one.
Cookie Monster - Would appear in a series of childrens games. Cookie monster is the mastermind behind the plan to steal all of the worlds cookies for himself. Firstly targeting schools and young children before raiding shops and factories all over the world in a bid to eat all the cookies. In the game you control the cookiee catcher, the man who must seek out and catch Cookie monster, but be quick as he has already been spotted eating cookies on SR's forums.
AfroJoe - The 70's pimp master himself. With more hair on his head than a family of monkeys and more style and flair and pretty ladies that petter stringfellow this is the man to see of you are in the need of something special. He would appear in games such as GTA: SR city where his ladies patrol the streets and keep Bob a happy man.
Mystique - Mystique is a russian spy, and a good one at that. With her curvacious body and good looks nobody suspects her for a moment as being a ruthless killer. Mystique would be the star of the game - Silence Kills. Her aim is to seek out and kill the mole within their organisation, with more twists, turns and boobs than we have seen in any other game, sure there will be some Monkeys too.
1/2 Pint - Would be the regular in game drunk. More drunk people are required and 1/2 pint is the best of the bunch. With the main idea that a half pint of vodka is all he wants he'll do anything to get the money for it - and I mean ANYTHING. He would also appear in games like GTA:SR city usually in the many pubs or lying in the gutter.
Ok that is all for now. More could come if people actually read this. :-)
Goatboy - Probably most famous for being normal, funny and entertaining, what kind of games would he be in?
Well he would be a mutated boy, created by the crazy scientist Rastabillyskank. With a boys head and upper body and the horrible looking goats legs and midesction. Sadly he would be called Kid by most in an evil jokingly way. The main aim of the Goatboy game would be to reverse the horrible mutation process and defeat the ever so evil Dr Rastabillyskank.
Rastabillyskank - As above we can see he would be suited to the evil scientist role, from a rough childhood bullied by the biggest and the baddest - Wookiee Monster. He decided to take revenge on all of those who cross him. Using his superior intelligence and evil thoughts he has become the new age personification of evil - fear him or be defeated.
Mr Snuggly - The ever so Snugly Snuggly. A giant furry creature that runs around the grass covered hills picking flowers and singing songs. Like the big daft purple dinosaur Snuggly has become a child idol all over the world and has many games such as 'Sing with Snuggly' Snuggly's Dance-a-ramma', ' Snug up to me' and his biggest seller to date - Snuggly soccer where you play with Snuggly and others at SR in a game of soccer. With Darkus in goal will you score?
Meka Dragon - The giant fire breathing welsh man. Known to his other circus freak friends as the dragon, Meka discovers his family have been kidnapped and along with his circus friends he sets out on an adventure to save them. With other circus stars such as Tiltawirl, Starlight and Allardini alongside him you must find out who took his family and at what cost will you go to to get them back.
Stryke - Stryke is the young stylish ten pin bowler who has mastered the perfect game, bet money with him, get drunk with him and sleep with Afro's ho's with him. Enjoy the party life of a young and soon to be champ and watch the world go against you.
You must seek out those who try and damage your career and at all costs keep earning money to seed back to Taffyland so that you can feed your multiple kids with multiple mothers.
Its a tough life, but he likes it.
Monkey-Man - pretty obvious from the name, Monkey man is the giant gorilla who has mastered the art of speach. You guide him through the jungle in the comedy adventure where you ask female safari goers to flash their breasts and to take pictures as you eat your own poo. A comedy adventure for all the family and there are plenty of monkeys in this one.
Cookie Monster - Would appear in a series of childrens games. Cookie monster is the mastermind behind the plan to steal all of the worlds cookies for himself. Firstly targeting schools and young children before raiding shops and factories all over the world in a bid to eat all the cookies. In the game you control the cookiee catcher, the man who must seek out and catch Cookie monster, but be quick as he has already been spotted eating cookies on SR's forums.
AfroJoe - The 70's pimp master himself. With more hair on his head than a family of monkeys and more style and flair and pretty ladies that petter stringfellow this is the man to see of you are in the need of something special. He would appear in games such as GTA: SR city where his ladies patrol the streets and keep Bob a happy man.
Mystique - Mystique is a russian spy, and a good one at that. With her curvacious body and good looks nobody suspects her for a moment as being a ruthless killer. Mystique would be the star of the game - Silence Kills. Her aim is to seek out and kill the mole within their organisation, with more twists, turns and boobs than we have seen in any other game, sure there will be some Monkeys too.
1/2 Pint - Would be the regular in game drunk. More drunk people are required and 1/2 pint is the best of the bunch. With the main idea that a half pint of vodka is all he wants he'll do anything to get the money for it - and I mean ANYTHING. He would also appear in games like GTA:SR city usually in the many pubs or lying in the gutter.
Ok that is all for now. More could come if people actually read this. :-)
Wookiee monster - As the name suggests he would have to be a large and hairy wookiee who on normal days would eat ewoks from endorf for breakfast, a human for lunch and a proper dinner. But all is not what it seems. Wookiee would be a small elf like creature that wears a suit like contraption to scare of evil forces. In the game based on saving your elf like friends, Wookiee must go and defeat the evil Ant who has stolen the Elfs magic sugar.
Ant - An evil creature with an army of followers. Has a strange obsession with Sugar and wants the elfs magic sugar all to himslef as it knows it will help him with the ladies. Will he get away with it though or will the elfs strike at the one thing that he can't live without. no not wrestling, sugar.
Tony - Tony would be the Don, owner of a lot of property in SR City ans has more folk working for him than the Royal Mail. Tony dabbles a little in the underworld of SR city, knows who to trust and who to get rid off. With more money than sense and more cars than Enzo Ferrari Tony is the one to go to if you have problems, he has a face you can trust - and security who will give you a kicking if you touch his cars.
DW - Knows whats going down in SR city. Manages to pretend and fake his way into almost anywhere in SR City, he watches the footy for free, escorts strippers home after hours and knows about every single criminal activity there is. A small lad who can't keep out of trouble and has the cuts and scars to prove it. Can be bought at any price.
Shaneo - Nobody knows exactly what he looks like, originally he was a balding child who still hadn't reached puberty, then he became a teenager and romour is he is now and large old man with a beard and a wife. Has more disguises than Mr Ben ever had and is the man to see if you need to get out of trouble fast in SR City, problem is he is hard to identify and may cheat you out of a lot of money if you aren't careful. Today apparenly he is dressed as a woman with a small child and a stolen credit card.
Sheepy is the evil explosive expert who got his name from using sheep with explosive devices to destroy government buildings. Arrested for his crimes he escaped from prison where he is now living in fields disguised (thanks to shaneo) as a sheep. Also sleep rough on the streets of Glasgow from time to time eyeing up Russian students and finding his next target to bring down the government. Can make a bomb out of anything, especially sheep poo.
Insane Bartender - As the name suggests he is a bartender and he is insane. Works in one of Tonys bars in SR city and on many occasions has tried to bite customers and tried to wash his face in the dishwasher. He know wears a mask to hide his disfigured face, also likes to dress in a womans robe or wander the street in his pants. Has been know to call himself the porntropper in a hope to get lucky with some pretty strippers. Hates Dw with a passion and has bit him on several occasions.
BEARDS. - The man with the beards. Yes that is beards. and not beard. has a double chin each with its own beard, lives rough in the streets of SR city bumming money from the rich and plotting to destroy (with the help of sheepy) Tony who fired him one christmas for putting naked pictures of fellow workers in a magazine. Will he ever get revenge?
Ant - An evil creature with an army of followers. Has a strange obsession with Sugar and wants the elfs magic sugar all to himslef as it knows it will help him with the ladies. Will he get away with it though or will the elfs strike at the one thing that he can't live without. no not wrestling, sugar.
Tony - Tony would be the Don, owner of a lot of property in SR City ans has more folk working for him than the Royal Mail. Tony dabbles a little in the underworld of SR city, knows who to trust and who to get rid off. With more money than sense and more cars than Enzo Ferrari Tony is the one to go to if you have problems, he has a face you can trust - and security who will give you a kicking if you touch his cars.
DW - Knows whats going down in SR city. Manages to pretend and fake his way into almost anywhere in SR City, he watches the footy for free, escorts strippers home after hours and knows about every single criminal activity there is. A small lad who can't keep out of trouble and has the cuts and scars to prove it. Can be bought at any price.
Shaneo - Nobody knows exactly what he looks like, originally he was a balding child who still hadn't reached puberty, then he became a teenager and romour is he is now and large old man with a beard and a wife. Has more disguises than Mr Ben ever had and is the man to see if you need to get out of trouble fast in SR City, problem is he is hard to identify and may cheat you out of a lot of money if you aren't careful. Today apparenly he is dressed as a woman with a small child and a stolen credit card.
Sheepy is the evil explosive expert who got his name from using sheep with explosive devices to destroy government buildings. Arrested for his crimes he escaped from prison where he is now living in fields disguised (thanks to shaneo) as a sheep. Also sleep rough on the streets of Glasgow from time to time eyeing up Russian students and finding his next target to bring down the government. Can make a bomb out of anything, especially sheep poo.
Insane Bartender - As the name suggests he is a bartender and he is insane. Works in one of Tonys bars in SR city and on many occasions has tried to bite customers and tried to wash his face in the dishwasher. He know wears a mask to hide his disfigured face, also likes to dress in a womans robe or wander the street in his pants. Has been know to call himself the porntropper in a hope to get lucky with some pretty strippers. Hates Dw with a passion and has bit him on several occasions.
BEARDS. - The man with the beards. Yes that is beards. and not beard. has a double chin each with its own beard, lives rough in the streets of SR city bumming money from the rich and plotting to destroy (with the help of sheepy) Tony who fired him one christmas for putting naked pictures of fellow workers in a magazine. Will he ever get revenge?
Lol, brilliant post, well deserved win! :-)
Okay... so I'm kinda like the boozing pimping don then. Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
Lol, congrats on the win.
Lol, congrats on the win.
"Mystique - Mystique is a russian spy, and a good one at that. With her curvacious body and good looks nobody suspects her for a moment as being a ruthless killer. Mystique would be the star of the game - Silence Kills. Her aim is to seek out and kill the mole within their organisation, with more twists, turns and boobs than we have seen in any other game, sure there will be some Monkeys too."
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Ho ho ho very cool.
Not wanting to sound like a brown nosing newbie..or regular for that matter, but "Rah!" on the GAD dude.
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Ho ho ho very cool.
Not wanting to sound like a brown nosing newbie..or regular for that matter, but "Rah!" on the GAD dude.
Heh. Excellent.
Except I'm not in it, which obviously falters my enjoyment somewhat.
Except I'm not in it, which obviously falters my enjoyment somewhat.
So what if folk right here on special reserves forums where to appear in games solely from there names what kind of character would they be? Lets take a few of them and see what kind of characters and games they would make.
Goatboy - Probably most famous for being normal, funny and entertaining, what kind of games would he be in?
Well he would be a mutated boy, created by the crazy scientist Rastabillyskank. With a boys head and upper body and the horrible looking goats legs and midesction. Sadly he would be called Kid by most in an evil jokingly way. The main aim of the Goatboy game would be to reverse the horrible mutation process and defeat the ever so evil Dr Rastabillyskank.
Rastabillyskank - As above we can see he would be suited to the evil scientist role, from a rough childhood bullied by the biggest and the baddest - Wookiee Monster. He decided to take revenge on all of those who cross him. Using his superior intelligence and evil thoughts he has become the new age personification of evil - fear him or be defeated.
Mr Snuggly - The ever so Snugly Snuggly. A giant furry creature that runs around the grass covered hills picking flowers and singing songs. Like the big daft purple dinosaur Snuggly has become a child idol all over the world and has many games such as 'Sing with Snuggly' Snuggly's Dance-a-ramma', ' Snug up to me' and his biggest seller to date - Snuggly soccer where you play with Snuggly and others at SR in a game of soccer. With Darkus in goal will you score?
Meka Dragon - The giant fire breathing welsh man. Known to his other circus freak friends as the dragon, Meka discovers his family have been kidnapped and along with his circus friends he sets out on an adventure to save them. With other circus stars such as Tiltawirl, Starlight and Allardini alongside him you must find out who took his family and at what cost will you go to to get them back.
Stryke - Stryke is the young stylish ten pin bowler who has mastered the perfect game, bet money with him, get drunk with him and sleep with Afro's ho's with him. Enjoy the party life of a young and soon to be champ and watch the world go against you.
You must seek out those who try and damage your career and at all costs keep earning money to seed back to Taffyland so that you can feed your multiple kids with multiple mothers.
Its a tough life, but he likes it.
Monkey-Man - pretty obvious from the name, Monkey man is the giant gorilla who has mastered the art of speach. You guide him through the jungle in the comedy adventure where you ask female safari goers to flash their breasts and to take pictures as you eat your own poo. A comedy adventure for all the family and there are plenty of monkeys in this one.
Cookie Monster - Would appear in a series of childrens games. Cookie monster is the mastermind behind the plan to steal all of the worlds cookies for himself. Firstly targeting schools and young children before raiding shops and factories all over the world in a bid to eat all the cookies. In the game you control the cookiee catcher, the man who must seek out and catch Cookie monster, but be quick as he has already been spotted eating cookies on SR's forums.
AfroJoe - The 70's pimp master himself. With more hair on his head than a family of monkeys and more style and flair and pretty ladies that petter stringfellow this is the man to see of you are in the need of something special. He would appear in games such as GTA: SR city where his ladies patrol the streets and keep Bob a happy man.
Mystique - Mystique is a russian spy, and a good one at that. With her curvacious body and good looks nobody suspects her for a moment as being a ruthless killer. Mystique would be the star of the game - Silence Kills. Her aim is to seek out and kill the mole within their organisation, with more twists, turns and boobs than we have seen in any other game, sure there will be some Monkeys too.
1/2 Pint - Would be the regular in game drunk. More drunk people are required and 1/2 pint is the best of the bunch. With the main idea that a half pint of vodka is all he wants he'll do anything to get the money for it - and I mean ANYTHING. He would also appear in games like GTA:SR city usually in the many pubs or lying in the gutter.
Ok that is all for now. More could come if people actually read this. :-)
Goatboy - Probably most famous for being normal, funny and entertaining, what kind of games would he be in?
Well he would be a mutated boy, created by the crazy scientist Rastabillyskank. With a boys head and upper body and the horrible looking goats legs and midesction. Sadly he would be called Kid by most in an evil jokingly way. The main aim of the Goatboy game would be to reverse the horrible mutation process and defeat the ever so evil Dr Rastabillyskank.
Rastabillyskank - As above we can see he would be suited to the evil scientist role, from a rough childhood bullied by the biggest and the baddest - Wookiee Monster. He decided to take revenge on all of those who cross him. Using his superior intelligence and evil thoughts he has become the new age personification of evil - fear him or be defeated.
Mr Snuggly - The ever so Snugly Snuggly. A giant furry creature that runs around the grass covered hills picking flowers and singing songs. Like the big daft purple dinosaur Snuggly has become a child idol all over the world and has many games such as 'Sing with Snuggly' Snuggly's Dance-a-ramma', ' Snug up to me' and his biggest seller to date - Snuggly soccer where you play with Snuggly and others at SR in a game of soccer. With Darkus in goal will you score?
Meka Dragon - The giant fire breathing welsh man. Known to his other circus freak friends as the dragon, Meka discovers his family have been kidnapped and along with his circus friends he sets out on an adventure to save them. With other circus stars such as Tiltawirl, Starlight and Allardini alongside him you must find out who took his family and at what cost will you go to to get them back.
Stryke - Stryke is the young stylish ten pin bowler who has mastered the perfect game, bet money with him, get drunk with him and sleep with Afro's ho's with him. Enjoy the party life of a young and soon to be champ and watch the world go against you.
You must seek out those who try and damage your career and at all costs keep earning money to seed back to Taffyland so that you can feed your multiple kids with multiple mothers.
Its a tough life, but he likes it.
Monkey-Man - pretty obvious from the name, Monkey man is the giant gorilla who has mastered the art of speach. You guide him through the jungle in the comedy adventure where you ask female safari goers to flash their breasts and to take pictures as you eat your own poo. A comedy adventure for all the family and there are plenty of monkeys in this one.
Cookie Monster - Would appear in a series of childrens games. Cookie monster is the mastermind behind the plan to steal all of the worlds cookies for himself. Firstly targeting schools and young children before raiding shops and factories all over the world in a bid to eat all the cookies. In the game you control the cookiee catcher, the man who must seek out and catch Cookie monster, but be quick as he has already been spotted eating cookies on SR's forums.
AfroJoe - The 70's pimp master himself. With more hair on his head than a family of monkeys and more style and flair and pretty ladies that petter stringfellow this is the man to see of you are in the need of something special. He would appear in games such as GTA: SR city where his ladies patrol the streets and keep Bob a happy man.
Mystique - Mystique is a russian spy, and a good one at that. With her curvacious body and good looks nobody suspects her for a moment as being a ruthless killer. Mystique would be the star of the game - Silence Kills. Her aim is to seek out and kill the mole within their organisation, with more twists, turns and boobs than we have seen in any other game, sure there will be some Monkeys too.
1/2 Pint - Would be the regular in game drunk. More drunk people are required and 1/2 pint is the best of the bunch. With the main idea that a half pint of vodka is all he wants he'll do anything to get the money for it - and I mean ANYTHING. He would also appear in games like GTA:SR city usually in the many pubs or lying in the gutter.
Ok that is all for now. More could come if people actually read this. :-)