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Apologies to any Irish people, but I think you'll find it's not offensive...
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Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labour, she gave him £45 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £90 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."
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Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labour, she gave him £45 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £90 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."
i eventually got it in my english lesson...
dont ask WHY it was in the English lesson but it just was.........
dont ask WHY it was in the English lesson but it just was.........
You don't get it!?
"Diesel fitter" dees el fit er (These will fit her).
"Diesel fitter" dees el fit er (These will fit her).
Just say what you see
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
cal me uneducated etc.. etc..
but i dont get that :-(
but i dont get that :-(
Tee hee hee
Top O the mawning to ya!
Top O the mawning to ya!
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face on this bleak Monday morning. Even though it's Thursday.
Apologies to any Irish people, but I think you'll find it's not offensive...
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Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labour, she gave him £45 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £90 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."
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Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labour, she gave him £45 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £90 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."