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I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me"
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"
"It's coming now,"he whispered
"I know" she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this"
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while"
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me"
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"
"It's coming now,"he whispered
"I know" she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this"
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while"
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
My Very First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me"
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"
"It's coming now,"he whispered
"I know" she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this"
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while"
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me"
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"
"It's coming now,"he whispered
"I know" she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this"
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while"
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!