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Tribute did some of these, I forget which though. It was about 60-40. And he came up with half of the title. So if it’s rubbish I can blame him.
The Dictionary Which Makes Absolutely No Sense At All And Will Never Be Read By Anybody Of Any Importance, But Will Be Hitherto Known As The Dictionary Of Unimportance
A
Alerican
Verb
Alerican was made up in the 1920's by a bunch of angry Dwarves who didn't like cheese.
To Alerican is to dance wildly on a Friday night with a mule.
Airerity
Verb
Scoring Goals of a non - football related game, like FIFA 2002.
B
Bare
Qua.
Lots, very much, a large amount.
Bromerty
Adj..
Overly underhand, doubly distrustful, Wednesday-like
Broomin
Adj.
A slang word used by moomins to describe a Janitor who likes to hit people with his ashtray.
C
Cats Later
Verb
To catch someone later, an alternative to 'goodbye'.
Chetterume
Verb
To crawl on ones fingertips through large open spaces.
Craxy
Adj.
Dispiccable, tasty, Tuesday.
D
Doomdrydonson
Noun
Used by posh peole to get out of arguements over grass measurements.
Dremsden
Noun
A small animal with no tongue, and often found chetteruming in southern Africa
E
Ei - Ei - Poo
Noun
A secret code used by the Russian rap stars of south east Asia during World War eight and a half. Super Monkeys in Balls use it too.
Eschet
Verb
To discover things in ones fingernails that are of great importance.
F
Frostinity
Adj.
A popular saying amongst door-to-door cheese sales gnomes to describe roller-coasters
Fubby
Adj.
Grimy, dirty
G
Gerrid
Verb
To regularly hit oneself over the head with a short, chubby midget with body odour problems. Enjoyed by the French
Gewwid
Noun
Gerrid with a lisp.
H
Huttley
Adj.
Covered in small, carrot shaped holes. Used in the medical profession to treat monkey related diseases.
Hoitule
Pot.
From Harry Potter Books. Put in to make this dictionary sell more and so people go 'I don't remember that word'
I
Icicleland
Verb
An alternative way to ride a bicycle, with both legs attached to the wheels permanently, and where the nose is used for steering round large bends.
Ignometric
Adj.
In the style of a jippy (see jippy) monkfish. Often used to describe the shape of genital protusions.
Iuaeu
Noun
Created for use in scrabble when you have got crap letters - Gets you 50 extra points too.
J
Jippy
Adj./Adv.
Faulty, jumpy, strange, ridiculous, erratic
Verb
Move quickly in an erratic fashion.
Justyfinglysome
Adv.
Only parents can lawfully use this phrase. Anybody caught saying it who hasn't got a child is hit with a monkfish
K
Kribb
Verb
To watch obscene acts of man-love.
Kwust
Noun
An irish name for cheese on speakers.
L
Lhettii
Adj.
An off-yellow colour often associated with the colour of monkey dribble.
Lisp
Verb
To say stuff wrong and stuff. And to get picked on in school.
M
Moomin
Noun
A small hippo-like creature, that comes in various pastel shades. Extremely dangerous and poisonous. Found in Sweden and Norway. The only known cure for a moomin’s bite is the moomin troll, which sucks out the poison, and also eats moomins.
Minstrosity
Noun
A word used by Gerrid when the BBC pulled the plug on the Moomins... With this word, 2 bottles of liquid snoords (see snoords) and leaflet on the flu and some fubbiness (see fubby), he got through it.
N
Narrtechy
Noun
A form of personal computer which consumes small amounts of knowledge from it’s host before engulfing their head and replacing it with two small tludges (see Tludges).
Notable
Noun
A word used by SR to make all its members with 'special needs' visible to newbies.
O
Odughiare
Verb
To roast the fingers of a slender loris (see Slender Loris) over a burning flame for hours on end. From the African Odugh, meaning to roast Jippy (see Jippy) things.
'Orrible
Adj.
Example - Mystique with or without make up.
P
Procter
Noun
A common name in Norwich, and also a type of green knee.
Prostatering
Verb
To commit manlove with a woman or a dog.
Q
Quirty
Adj.
In a way which conveys a sense of occasion i.e. “He walked with a quirty knee”
Qieop
Noun
A type of queue, often encountered when Topsy and Tim Go To The Doctor's
R
Rubbly
Adj.
Almost box shaped, but with a large monkey shaped dent in the left side of the top
Rumdumtitiyum
Noun
Orginally meaning 'Cheese Festival people' and created by Walt Disney, it had now grown a mind of its own and is living in French - Canadia
S
Slender Loris
Noun
A small rodent like creature that lives in South-East Asia. It has long legs, and moves much like a Sloth. It looks bare (see Bare) Jippy (see Jippy). It has large eyes, which can burn laser beams into the skulls of it’s victims.
Sorru
Adj./ Exp.
An expression of apology, used by Ajs and gerrids
Snoord
Noun
A long nail, used to scratch out eyes
T
Tudges
Noun
Much like a moomins (see Moomin), but without the scary music. They look like small heads and their bite is viscous and deadly.
Thwack
Noun
The noise emitted when someone gets hit over the head with an X-box
U
Ubberl
Noun
A wall street jippy (see Jippy)journalist who gives free for all's at Porkies.
Uffort
Noun
Like Effort. But with a U.
Uuurfffffftt
Noun
The noise that a PS2 makes right before it crashes. It is very common.
V
Verex
Verb
Killing large mammals with small insects legs.
W
Wendelly
Adj.
Wendel-like .Used to describe wendels (see wendels)
Wendel
Noun
A small, rotten, pale arm of a sickly child, used to beat small muppets over the head when they do things wrong.
X
X-box
Noun
Large instrument used to subdue rival companies, often by hitting the MD over the head until he sells his company to Bill. Sometimes used as a form of entertainment
Xryttu
Noun
The smallest wireless available. Fits into a pocket the size of Winchester
Y
Yemp
Verb
To hit someone over the head with an X-box (see X-box) repeatedly, until they die
Yertel
Noun
A type of turtle, which can be stacked.
Z
Zudd
Verb
To poke someone in the back until the cry out in pain. Often used in gaming circles when someone uses the same move constantly in fighting games.
Zzeeg
Noun
A type of sock, worn on the finger
(See Tribute, I told you it was rubbish)
The Dictionary Which Makes Absolutely No Sense At All And Will Never Be Read By Anybody Of Any Importance, But Will Be Hitherto Known As The Dictionary Of Unimportance
A
Alerican
Verb
Alerican was made up in the 1920's by a bunch of angry Dwarves who didn't like cheese.
To Alerican is to dance wildly on a Friday night with a mule.
Airerity
Verb
Scoring Goals of a non - football related game, like FIFA 2002.
B
Bare
Qua.
Lots, very much, a large amount.
Bromerty
Adj..
Overly underhand, doubly distrustful, Wednesday-like
Broomin
Adj.
A slang word used by moomins to describe a Janitor who likes to hit people with his ashtray.
C
Cats Later
Verb
To catch someone later, an alternative to 'goodbye'.
Chetterume
Verb
To crawl on ones fingertips through large open spaces.
Craxy
Adj.
Dispiccable, tasty, Tuesday.
D
Doomdrydonson
Noun
Used by posh peole to get out of arguements over grass measurements.
Dremsden
Noun
A small animal with no tongue, and often found chetteruming in southern Africa
E
Ei - Ei - Poo
Noun
A secret code used by the Russian rap stars of south east Asia during World War eight and a half. Super Monkeys in Balls use it too.
Eschet
Verb
To discover things in ones fingernails that are of great importance.
F
Frostinity
Adj.
A popular saying amongst door-to-door cheese sales gnomes to describe roller-coasters
Fubby
Adj.
Grimy, dirty
G
Gerrid
Verb
To regularly hit oneself over the head with a short, chubby midget with body odour problems. Enjoyed by the French
Gewwid
Noun
Gerrid with a lisp.
H
Huttley
Adj.
Covered in small, carrot shaped holes. Used in the medical profession to treat monkey related diseases.
Hoitule
Pot.
From Harry Potter Books. Put in to make this dictionary sell more and so people go 'I don't remember that word'
I
Icicleland
Verb
An alternative way to ride a bicycle, with both legs attached to the wheels permanently, and where the nose is used for steering round large bends.
Ignometric
Adj.
In the style of a jippy (see jippy) monkfish. Often used to describe the shape of genital protusions.
Iuaeu
Noun
Created for use in scrabble when you have got crap letters - Gets you 50 extra points too.
J
Jippy
Adj./Adv.
Faulty, jumpy, strange, ridiculous, erratic
Verb
Move quickly in an erratic fashion.
Justyfinglysome
Adv.
Only parents can lawfully use this phrase. Anybody caught saying it who hasn't got a child is hit with a monkfish
K
Kribb
Verb
To watch obscene acts of man-love.
Kwust
Noun
An irish name for cheese on speakers.
L
Lhettii
Adj.
An off-yellow colour often associated with the colour of monkey dribble.
Lisp
Verb
To say stuff wrong and stuff. And to get picked on in school.
M
Moomin
Noun
A small hippo-like creature, that comes in various pastel shades. Extremely dangerous and poisonous. Found in Sweden and Norway. The only known cure for a moomin’s bite is the moomin troll, which sucks out the poison, and also eats moomins.
Minstrosity
Noun
A word used by Gerrid when the BBC pulled the plug on the Moomins... With this word, 2 bottles of liquid snoords (see snoords) and leaflet on the flu and some fubbiness (see fubby), he got through it.
N
Narrtechy
Noun
A form of personal computer which consumes small amounts of knowledge from it’s host before engulfing their head and replacing it with two small tludges (see Tludges).
Notable
Noun
A word used by SR to make all its members with 'special needs' visible to newbies.
O
Odughiare
Verb
To roast the fingers of a slender loris (see Slender Loris) over a burning flame for hours on end. From the African Odugh, meaning to roast Jippy (see Jippy) things.
'Orrible
Adj.
Example - Mystique with or without make up.
P
Procter
Noun
A common name in Norwich, and also a type of green knee.
Prostatering
Verb
To commit manlove with a woman or a dog.
Q
Quirty
Adj.
In a way which conveys a sense of occasion i.e. “He walked with a quirty knee”
Qieop
Noun
A type of queue, often encountered when Topsy and Tim Go To The Doctor's
R
Rubbly
Adj.
Almost box shaped, but with a large monkey shaped dent in the left side of the top
Rumdumtitiyum
Noun
Orginally meaning 'Cheese Festival people' and created by Walt Disney, it had now grown a mind of its own and is living in French - Canadia
S
Slender Loris
Noun
A small rodent like creature that lives in South-East Asia. It has long legs, and moves much like a Sloth. It looks bare (see Bare) Jippy (see Jippy). It has large eyes, which can burn laser beams into the skulls of it’s victims.
Sorru
Adj./ Exp.
An expression of apology, used by Ajs and gerrids
Snoord
Noun
A long nail, used to scratch out eyes
T
Tudges
Noun
Much like a moomins (see Moomin), but without the scary music. They look like small heads and their bite is viscous and deadly.
Thwack
Noun
The noise emitted when someone gets hit over the head with an X-box
U
Ubberl
Noun
A wall street jippy (see Jippy)journalist who gives free for all's at Porkies.
Uffort
Noun
Like Effort. But with a U.
Uuurfffffftt
Noun
The noise that a PS2 makes right before it crashes. It is very common.
V
Verex
Verb
Killing large mammals with small insects legs.
W
Wendelly
Adj.
Wendel-like .Used to describe wendels (see wendels)
Wendel
Noun
A small, rotten, pale arm of a sickly child, used to beat small muppets over the head when they do things wrong.
X
X-box
Noun
Large instrument used to subdue rival companies, often by hitting the MD over the head until he sells his company to Bill. Sometimes used as a form of entertainment
Xryttu
Noun
The smallest wireless available. Fits into a pocket the size of Winchester
Y
Yemp
Verb
To hit someone over the head with an X-box (see X-box) repeatedly, until they die
Yertel
Noun
A type of turtle, which can be stacked.
Z
Zudd
Verb
To poke someone in the back until the cry out in pain. Often used in gaming circles when someone uses the same move constantly in fighting games.
Zzeeg
Noun
A type of sock, worn on the finger
(See Tribute, I told you it was rubbish)
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Call Holly a cat, and see what she says...
I shall call girls 'cats' from now on... starting... NOW!
*See girls*
Nice girls... Opps!
*See girls*
Nice girls... Opps!
cats = girls, according to my friend, who calls all girls cats. He steals his words from his dad's 60s dance tape.
I prefer cats to be waering tight leather... Whooops, wrong type of cats (see gerrid for more details)
The cats were all wearing Zzeegs. Always. It was AJs dressing.
Damn caps lock button.
:d
If that's true then I'm phoning the RSPCA. Or I might hit you with a wendel.
Yeah, there were 3 or 4 times, actually.
I helped him the secomd time...
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