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Okay, this might offend some people, but its not meant to, its just for fun!
Right, the concept for the game is similar to Mario Kart, but with Stephen Hawkings instead.
You'd be able to play Stephen himself, and many other similarly wheel-chair-bound scientists, power-ups and weapons could be used, including the illustrious BlackHole, but you'd have to prove that you could find one first!
There would be some kind of plot, about the scientist race revolting against the simple-minded American President George Bushy.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
The arcade coin-op machine would be a fully equoped Stephen Hawking-esque wheelchair unit. You'd assume the position in the chair, and steer by touching your head on the panels at the side of the headrest. Also, several machines machines could be hooked up for multiplayer action, with the player being able to taunt opponents using a forehead-mounted stick and a touch-screen listing possible taunts.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
Of course, there'd be hidden tracks to get, and all the extras, maybe even a bonus DVD with the making of when it gets released on PS2.
Right, the concept for the game is similar to Mario Kart, but with Stephen Hawkings instead.
You'd be able to play Stephen himself, and many other similarly wheel-chair-bound scientists, power-ups and weapons could be used, including the illustrious BlackHole, but you'd have to prove that you could find one first!
There would be some kind of plot, about the scientist race revolting against the simple-minded American President George Bushy.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
The arcade coin-op machine would be a fully equoped Stephen Hawking-esque wheelchair unit. You'd assume the position in the chair, and steer by touching your head on the panels at the side of the headrest. Also, several machines machines could be hooked up for multiplayer action, with the player being able to taunt opponents using a forehead-mounted stick and a touch-screen listing possible taunts.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
Of course, there'd be hidden tracks to get, and all the extras, maybe even a bonus DVD with the making of when it gets released on PS2.
Would Hawking be able to fire pretzels at Bush!??
If so, then he'd surely win!!
And what about people like Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch??
Or would all their wealth buy them something far too big, with an unfair advantage over the others!?
And there's always Al Gore too!
If so, then he'd surely win!!
And what about people like Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch??
Or would all their wealth buy them something far too big, with an unfair advantage over the others!?
And there's always Al Gore too!
Okay, this might offend some people, but its not meant to, its just for fun!
Right, the concept for the game is similar to Mario Kart, but with Stephen Hawkings instead.
You'd be able to play Stephen himself, and many other similarly wheel-chair-bound scientists, power-ups and weapons could be used, including the illustrious BlackHole, but you'd have to prove that you could find one first!
There would be some kind of plot, about the scientist race revolting against the simple-minded American President George Bushy.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
The arcade coin-op machine would be a fully equoped Stephen Hawking-esque wheelchair unit. You'd assume the position in the chair, and steer by touching your head on the panels at the side of the headrest. Also, several machines machines could be hooked up for multiplayer action, with the player being able to taunt opponents using a forehead-mounted stick and a touch-screen listing possible taunts.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
Of course, there'd be hidden tracks to get, and all the extras, maybe even a bonus DVD with the making of when it gets released on PS2.
Right, the concept for the game is similar to Mario Kart, but with Stephen Hawkings instead.
You'd be able to play Stephen himself, and many other similarly wheel-chair-bound scientists, power-ups and weapons could be used, including the illustrious BlackHole, but you'd have to prove that you could find one first!
There would be some kind of plot, about the scientist race revolting against the simple-minded American President George Bushy.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
The arcade coin-op machine would be a fully equoped Stephen Hawking-esque wheelchair unit. You'd assume the position in the chair, and steer by touching your head on the panels at the side of the headrest. Also, several machines machines could be hooked up for multiplayer action, with the player being able to taunt opponents using a forehead-mounted stick and a touch-screen listing possible taunts.
THE BEST BIT!!!!
Of course, there'd be hidden tracks to get, and all the extras, maybe even a bonus DVD with the making of when it gets released on PS2.