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Firstly...this is written in real time mode. I have just written it with what people have said to me on MSN and around the forums. Main idea was that I've been here for a year with the 365th day popping up soon. Here goes...
*Outside SR Towers*
Shaneo: I am Shaneo…the cheater of the past. In this spoof, me and my two fellow cheaters will be looking at SR, and how things have changed. Here’s the first dilemma, from back in SR’s ‘good old’ days.
Lord H: Gah, DW, why are you writing a spoof?
DW: I don’t know Lordy…*scribbles Lord H off of his character list (ah, what the heck, he can still be in my spoof)*
Shaneo: Well, what are we waiting for? Are you gunna start writing the actual spoof?
DW: Yeah, gimme a minute. Shaneo, I have a few problems. I’ve been here for a year now (this should be my 365th day here), but I haven’t really seen the past.
AJ: I’ve been here longer then you. Maybe I could help?
DW: Yeah, sure.
AJ: Well… bugg€r (meh, SR and their filters) all happened - the first 5 Notables were elected together and GAD used to have one prize and FAD used to have the other, but then it all changed around and stuff.
DW: Cheers AJ. Just remember, anything that gets said on MSN with decent content is added to this spoof.
Shaneo: Look, most of the readers are probably bored right now and are hovering the mouse over the CLOSE WINDOW button. Can we get on with this now?
AJ: Shaneo is smelly.
Shaneo: Shut it you stoned, constipated monkeh.
DW: Before you close the browser or click back, I’d like to thank you for reading this far. It officially confirms you are a fool who is either hooked to this spoof or is considerably bored. Now, firstly, anyone involved with this spoof should not feel offended, as it is merely marking my first year here.
ACT ONE
*Notable Elections*
Shaneo: So here we are, the first ever notable (…or five) was crowned. Let’s see how the pee-coloured system would work, and who actually won the status.
Stryke: Sniper shouldn’t be a notable.
Shaneo: We haven’t even looked back at the elections yet. Sniper isn’t even a notable.
Stryke: Yes he is, fool. Sniper shouldn’t be a notable.
Shaneo: Look, we’ve got to pretend that it’s before the notable elections, for DW’s sake.
Stryke: D who? Hmmm, this spoof sucks.
*Stryke has left the spoof*
DW: Look, Shaneo, no offence, but this spoof really isn’t amusing anybody? About half the readers have clicked close, whilst the other half have scrolled right to the end, which I haven’t even written yet, I might add.
Shaneo: Perhaps we should skip onto to something created by me?
DW: Let me guess…the multi username? Ummm, first ever banning?
Shaneo: No no! The Copularity Pontest idiot.
DW: Hmmm, maybe we should just skip to the Cheater of the Present?
Goatboy: Just popped in and have to say this spoof licks balls.
Oinks: And I just came here to say I am a retard.
*Ed- Slaps head*
Oinks: I didn’t say that.
DW: Well, that’s a good one and a bit pages used up there. I really should move on. Guess I proved that the ‘good old’ days weren’t really good.
Shaneo: Hmmm, I’m going. You’re all gay, I never liked any of you and I’m changing my email addy so that I don’t have to talk to any of you ever again!
ACT TWO
*No time like the present*
J Savo: Hey. I fink u all smell…
DW: Meh, I can’t write that.
J Savo: I am J Savo, the Cheater of the Present. In this section of the spoof, I’m going to be looking at what’s been going on recently on the forums.
Bazzman: Mystique is so cool *slurp slurp*
Mystique: Dude…
DW: Guys, please, spam in another spoof, not mine.
ReDdY: Is this my line? I really don’t know what to say. Sorry.
DW: Do you want to be in my spoof or not?
ReDdY: Heh, yeah.
DW: Good, cos that was your five seconds of fame.
J Savo: Schroeder is a ho.
Schroeder: Shut it dude, I kicka your punk asss, me being blacka belt in karate!
Hercules: I want Vice City. Errr…
DW: I want a PS2 thoug…
Herc: I want SmackDown 4! Errr…
DW: That’s really nic…
Hercules: I want FPW2. Errr…
DW: *Mumbles* Scouser muppet.
Dark Mark: Hey kiddo, any chance of a slot in the spoof? Oh, and happy 1st SR birthday littl’un.
DW: Hey Marko, good to see ya. Looks like you’re in the spoof, if you want to stay of course. But for tonight, I’m finished. I’ll finish this off later, maybe. Cya later guys.
J Savo: Okay DW, but as long as I get to keep my part as Cheater of the Present…
DW: Savo…fortunately, there is nobody out there quite like you. Ah, I’m staying. I would leave, but everybody loves me so much. Hey, Mr. D…I'm writing a spoof, got anything to say about SR or any of its members?
Asher D: Goatboy is secretly a robotic fish
Goatboy: Shut it Asher, you lick balls.
DW: Hey, I thought you had left this spoof?
Asher D: Goaty likes me anyway
Goatboy. Sure do, I love your posts.
Asher D: Psst, Mr. Double U. Can you add the following line to your spoof please? Here it is…: DW is what you get when a gingerbread man and a lemon feel randy.
DW: Okay Asher, sure.
Asher D: DW is what you get when a gingerbread man and a lemon feel randy. Wait. Are you recording all of this into your spoof?
DW: Yup, it’s a real-time spoof.
Asher D: Hi everyone!
DW: Ummm, this is not a spoof for socializing.
Asher D: Oops, better hide. Don't want the forums knowing I speak to you…
DW: Whatever gets said is recorded here… To late Mr. Asher, we know the ‘secret’.
Asher D: If this is recorded, I think you’re all cool…except you.
J Savo: I totally agree with Shaneo. This spoof is dragging on. We haven’t even got to the bit where I cheat like 20 billion times and create a new account on average every ten minutes.
Asher D: Fool.
Hercules: J Savo, you cheating little Scouse twa…
DW: Hey Herc. Back again I see.
Hercules: NO…DW, forcing me into saying nasty stuff about Savo. He’s lovely. I love J Savo.
DW: When I wrote, “I love J Savo”, I, the author of this spoof, didn’t want that to sound like I love Savo. Hercules said, “I love J Savo”. Clear that up?
J Savo: C’mon Herc, we can always rent a room.
Hercules: Nah, I prefer tents, like last time.
*Hercules and J Savo have left the spoof*
Korg: I hate SR. Full of fanboys, childish idiots and lots of newbie haters. I’m through with these forums. Edge forums are so much better.
Mr. Ritze: Bite me.
DW: I really do think this has gone far enough. I’m afraid you all have to leave now, as me and my next ‘guest’ take a trip to the future.
ACT THREE
*UKchatforums 2025*
Oinks: Okay, I’m the now ‘nearly dead’ Cheater of the Future. 23 years on from my mature days…and here I am, still the top poster of SR, and the only standing Staff Notable (Remember the time period guys…).
DW: Wow, so this is what it’s going to be like here at SR in a few decades. Cool.
Mr. Snuggly Jr.: Hey, DW, my great uncle Ali told me about you. Aren’t you that one who is celebrating his first SR birthday?
DW: Errr…yes.
Oinks: Uncle Ali is a retard. OINK. I never said that.
Uncle Ali: *Gets out of wheelchair* I’ll…get…you!
DW: This era sucks. And this spoof sucks. I can’t predict the future, and therefore I can’t write about it. This is where my spoof comes to an end, before it has really even begun. I’m DW…
Oinks: …the retard…
DW: Meh…look. These forums are run down by the current newbies. Basically, enjoy the present while you can. I’ve enjoyed writing this…
Tazz: Woah! DW, didn’t think you could have a spoof without me in it did ya? Well, anyway, this is where I dress up as the bloke with the funny hair, and come on with ma big red book. I think in England they say…DW…THIS IS YOUR **SR** LIFE.
End
Of
Spoof
Well, this spoof was confuzzlingly written in real time mode, and therefore maybe slightly strange in some areas. Hope you didn’t click close in the places indicated, as it did get slightly better. That’s all folks…
DW
*Outside SR Towers*
Shaneo: I am Shaneo…the cheater of the past. In this spoof, me and my two fellow cheaters will be looking at SR, and how things have changed. Here’s the first dilemma, from back in SR’s ‘good old’ days.
Lord H: Gah, DW, why are you writing a spoof?
DW: I don’t know Lordy…*scribbles Lord H off of his character list (ah, what the heck, he can still be in my spoof)*
Shaneo: Well, what are we waiting for? Are you gunna start writing the actual spoof?
DW: Yeah, gimme a minute. Shaneo, I have a few problems. I’ve been here for a year now (this should be my 365th day here), but I haven’t really seen the past.
AJ: I’ve been here longer then you. Maybe I could help?
DW: Yeah, sure.
AJ: Well… bugg€r (meh, SR and their filters) all happened - the first 5 Notables were elected together and GAD used to have one prize and FAD used to have the other, but then it all changed around and stuff.
DW: Cheers AJ. Just remember, anything that gets said on MSN with decent content is added to this spoof.
Shaneo: Look, most of the readers are probably bored right now and are hovering the mouse over the CLOSE WINDOW button. Can we get on with this now?
AJ: Shaneo is smelly.
Shaneo: Shut it you stoned, constipated monkeh.
DW: Before you close the browser or click back, I’d like to thank you for reading this far. It officially confirms you are a fool who is either hooked to this spoof or is considerably bored. Now, firstly, anyone involved with this spoof should not feel offended, as it is merely marking my first year here.
ACT ONE
*Notable Elections*
Shaneo: So here we are, the first ever notable (…or five) was crowned. Let’s see how the pee-coloured system would work, and who actually won the status.
Stryke: Sniper shouldn’t be a notable.
Shaneo: We haven’t even looked back at the elections yet. Sniper isn’t even a notable.
Stryke: Yes he is, fool. Sniper shouldn’t be a notable.
Shaneo: Look, we’ve got to pretend that it’s before the notable elections, for DW’s sake.
Stryke: D who? Hmmm, this spoof sucks.
*Stryke has left the spoof*
DW: Look, Shaneo, no offence, but this spoof really isn’t amusing anybody? About half the readers have clicked close, whilst the other half have scrolled right to the end, which I haven’t even written yet, I might add.
Shaneo: Perhaps we should skip onto to something created by me?
DW: Let me guess…the multi username? Ummm, first ever banning?
Shaneo: No no! The Copularity Pontest idiot.
DW: Hmmm, maybe we should just skip to the Cheater of the Present?
Goatboy: Just popped in and have to say this spoof licks balls.
Oinks: And I just came here to say I am a retard.
*Ed- Slaps head*
Oinks: I didn’t say that.
DW: Well, that’s a good one and a bit pages used up there. I really should move on. Guess I proved that the ‘good old’ days weren’t really good.
Shaneo: Hmmm, I’m going. You’re all gay, I never liked any of you and I’m changing my email addy so that I don’t have to talk to any of you ever again!
ACT TWO
*No time like the present*
J Savo: Hey. I fink u all smell…
DW: Meh, I can’t write that.
J Savo: I am J Savo, the Cheater of the Present. In this section of the spoof, I’m going to be looking at what’s been going on recently on the forums.
Bazzman: Mystique is so cool *slurp slurp*
Mystique: Dude…
DW: Guys, please, spam in another spoof, not mine.
ReDdY: Is this my line? I really don’t know what to say. Sorry.
DW: Do you want to be in my spoof or not?
ReDdY: Heh, yeah.
DW: Good, cos that was your five seconds of fame.
J Savo: Schroeder is a ho.
Schroeder: Shut it dude, I kicka your punk asss, me being blacka belt in karate!
Hercules: I want Vice City. Errr…
DW: I want a PS2 thoug…
Herc: I want SmackDown 4! Errr…
DW: That’s really nic…
Hercules: I want FPW2. Errr…
DW: *Mumbles* Scouser muppet.
Dark Mark: Hey kiddo, any chance of a slot in the spoof? Oh, and happy 1st SR birthday littl’un.
DW: Hey Marko, good to see ya. Looks like you’re in the spoof, if you want to stay of course. But for tonight, I’m finished. I’ll finish this off later, maybe. Cya later guys.
J Savo: Okay DW, but as long as I get to keep my part as Cheater of the Present…
DW: Savo…fortunately, there is nobody out there quite like you. Ah, I’m staying. I would leave, but everybody loves me so much. Hey, Mr. D…I'm writing a spoof, got anything to say about SR or any of its members?
Asher D: Goatboy is secretly a robotic fish
Goatboy: Shut it Asher, you lick balls.
DW: Hey, I thought you had left this spoof?
Asher D: Goaty likes me anyway
Goatboy. Sure do, I love your posts.
Asher D: Psst, Mr. Double U. Can you add the following line to your spoof please? Here it is…: DW is what you get when a gingerbread man and a lemon feel randy.
DW: Okay Asher, sure.
Asher D: DW is what you get when a gingerbread man and a lemon feel randy. Wait. Are you recording all of this into your spoof?
DW: Yup, it’s a real-time spoof.
Asher D: Hi everyone!
DW: Ummm, this is not a spoof for socializing.
Asher D: Oops, better hide. Don't want the forums knowing I speak to you…
DW: Whatever gets said is recorded here… To late Mr. Asher, we know the ‘secret’.
Asher D: If this is recorded, I think you’re all cool…except you.
J Savo: I totally agree with Shaneo. This spoof is dragging on. We haven’t even got to the bit where I cheat like 20 billion times and create a new account on average every ten minutes.
Asher D: Fool.
Hercules: J Savo, you cheating little Scouse twa…
DW: Hey Herc. Back again I see.
Hercules: NO…DW, forcing me into saying nasty stuff about Savo. He’s lovely. I love J Savo.
DW: When I wrote, “I love J Savo”, I, the author of this spoof, didn’t want that to sound like I love Savo. Hercules said, “I love J Savo”. Clear that up?
J Savo: C’mon Herc, we can always rent a room.
Hercules: Nah, I prefer tents, like last time.
*Hercules and J Savo have left the spoof*
Korg: I hate SR. Full of fanboys, childish idiots and lots of newbie haters. I’m through with these forums. Edge forums are so much better.
Mr. Ritze: Bite me.
DW: I really do think this has gone far enough. I’m afraid you all have to leave now, as me and my next ‘guest’ take a trip to the future.
ACT THREE
*UKchatforums 2025*
Oinks: Okay, I’m the now ‘nearly dead’ Cheater of the Future. 23 years on from my mature days…and here I am, still the top poster of SR, and the only standing Staff Notable (Remember the time period guys…).
DW: Wow, so this is what it’s going to be like here at SR in a few decades. Cool.
Mr. Snuggly Jr.: Hey, DW, my great uncle Ali told me about you. Aren’t you that one who is celebrating his first SR birthday?
DW: Errr…yes.
Oinks: Uncle Ali is a retard. OINK. I never said that.
Uncle Ali: *Gets out of wheelchair* I’ll…get…you!
DW: This era sucks. And this spoof sucks. I can’t predict the future, and therefore I can’t write about it. This is where my spoof comes to an end, before it has really even begun. I’m DW…
Oinks: …the retard…
DW: Meh…look. These forums are run down by the current newbies. Basically, enjoy the present while you can. I’ve enjoyed writing this…
Tazz: Woah! DW, didn’t think you could have a spoof without me in it did ya? Well, anyway, this is where I dress up as the bloke with the funny hair, and come on with ma big red book. I think in England they say…DW…THIS IS YOUR **SR** LIFE.
End
Of
Spoof
Well, this spoof was confuzzlingly written in real time mode, and therefore maybe slightly strange in some areas. Hope you didn’t click close in the places indicated, as it did get slightly better. That’s all folks…
DW
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YeY
Heh, indeed you were. And again...indeed you did!
I was online.
And I called Shaneo smelly.
Hehehe.
And I called Shaneo smelly.
Hehehe.
Dan, you were offline during the process of writing it (which took me 20mins). It wouldn't have been real-time otherwise, and none of your quotes on SR were really interesting...
And I done a spoof rather then the typical "I've been here for a year" topics. I've got a few days left til the actual day, but hey, I thought I might as well write one while I have the time.
Good post DW.
It would of been better if i was in it. :D
It would of been better if i was in it. :D
Asher D wrote:
> Except you sort of twisted round every single thing I said..
Hey, you said it though. I told you, anything that I read on MSN or SR gets added in. I didn't say it would be in any sort of order... :cD
> Except you sort of twisted round every single thing I said..
Hey, you said it though. I told you, anything that I read on MSN or SR gets added in. I didn't say it would be in any sort of order... :cD
Oh, and it was short cos I knew most people would skip it. :c)
I feel famous..
Except you sort of twisted round every single thing I said..
Except you sort of twisted round every single thing I said..
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