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High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Goatboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Goatboy, what is the secret of your chatting?
Goatboy, won't you take me far away from the stupids n00bs now?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Wookiemon,
arch rival and nemesis of Goatboy, with powers uncomparable to Goatboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of GAD?
That do anything for ya? That's game winning, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a n00b from 200 posts away...
with witty replies! That's Wookie for you, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?
History of Goatboy and Young Wookiemon,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
Goatboy's secrets to be told, Wookies bald chest to be bald,
And blasting forth with three-part post for me, yeow!
Goatboy, what is the secret of your power?
Goatboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Well, Goatboy and Young Wookiemon joined forces;
they formed a group the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves The Notables! That's right,
GOAT! And WM!
(That's Him.)
We're now The Noteables..........
Come spam with me, spam!
Goatboy, what is the secret of your chatting?
Goatboy, won't you take me far away from the stupids n00bs now?
Oh!
Get off my GAD!
Young Wookiemon, and we'll fly!
Bring out your spoofers.
There's the newbie.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high post,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
(Orginally a Good song called 'Wonderboy by Tenacious D, now a poor crap one by me)
"Get in there, my son"
"Ave it"
And such remarks.
Er...
slik ~_~
> You can see the last few lines when you scroll up ith a wheel to click
> on the Fog Bridge.
Poor, poor excuse... I am disappointed in you Blokey Bloke.... person...