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“Dow-der-dow-dow-dow, N-n-n-New World Order” Hello everybody and welcome to the special reserve arena! Where Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) is making his way to the ring. He plays a little bit of air guitar and gets a surprisingly warm reception from the fans here! He is soon followed out by our reigning WWF champion, Kevin Nash (Allardini)! The fans give Big Sexy the completely opposite reception and boo him all the way to the ring. Scott Hall is nowhere to be seen! Kevin Nash grabs a microphone. “Rob Van Dam, you should learn to have a bit more respect son, get your carcass out here and let the greatest of all time whip it into you!” Hulk Hogan takes the mic and predictably adds “What you gonna do, brother? When Hulkamania runs wild on you?!?!”
“One of a kind!” Here comes Rob Van Dam, looking as confident as ever. He’s only brought Paul Heyman out with him, seeming unconcerned at the threat of Kevin Nash at ring-side! Rob Van Dam gets up onto the apron and points both thumbs at himself. “Rob---Van---Dam” Responds the capacity crowd. Van Dam turns grabs the ropes and SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK to Kevin Nash!!! Nash rolls out of the ring stunned. Hogan takes his opportunity and hits Van Dam with a powerslam. Lateral press 1---Kick out! It will take more than that to beat the Whole Dam Show! Van Dam back up to a sitting position. Hogan pulls him the rest of the way and whips him off the ropes. Hard Clothesline from Hollywood and he drops the elbow. Again a cover and again Van Dam kicks out before the two count.
Hogan now whips Van Dam into the corner, great balance displayed by van Dam as he leaps straight up to the top rope, turns and nails a jumping side kick into the vast chest of Hogan! Van Dam back up, off the ropes, rolls, jumps and a senton, THE ROLLING THUNDER!!! Van Dam makes the cover 1---2---Hogan rolls the shoulder at two and a half. Hogan is reeling, Van Dam nails him with a fore-arm, but no effect! Hogan stares down Van Dam!!! Van Dam with another fore arm!!! Hogan’s cheeks puff out and he starts shaking, he’s Hulking up!!! Hogan nails Van Dam with a huge right hand!!! Van Dam drops to the canvas! Higan hauls him back up and hits a suplex! Cover 1---2-Kick out, just after twon by Van Dam.
Van Dam whipped into the corner by Hogan. Hogan follows in. Van Dam grabs the ropes and floats over Hogan! Van Dam now buries a shoulder block into Hogan’s mid section. Another big shoulder Van Dam flips out of the corner and a running shoulder for good measure! Van Dam now runs and bounces off the ropes as Hogan wobbles out of the corner. Tripped! Kevin Nash grabbed Rob Van Dam’s foot. Referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) admonishes Nash who just shrugs his shoulders! Hogan follows in by dropping an elbow on the back of Van Dam’s head. Hogan rolls him over on to his front and makes the cover, he hooks the leg. 1---2---Van Dam gets a shoulder up at two and a half!
Hogan with a barrage of punches to Van Dam now. Van Dam whipped off the ropes Hogan goes for a clothesline, but Van Dam does the splits and drops out of the way! Van Dam quickly takes Hogan’s legs from underneath him with a leg sweep. Van Dam now goes up top and facing away from Hogan drops down into the splits again, bouncing off the ropes and catapulting himself through a full 360° on to Hogan! That’s the split-legged moonsault. Van Dam is on top of Hogan---1---2—kick out! Van Dam didn’t hook the leg!
Referee Nick Patrick checks in with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and gets grabbed for his troubles. Hogan is causing a distraction, in comes Kevin Nash (Allardini), he nails Van Dam in the face with his title belt and quickly shoves his head between his legs. Jacknife Powerbomb!!! How did Nick Patrick not feel the ring shaking right there? Hogan into a cover, he hooks the leg, the fans chant along with the count---ONE---TWO---THRE!No that was two and nine tenths!!! Van Dam digs deep and gets the kick out! Hogan is beginning to look a little bit frustrated as he wonders what he has to do to put Van Dam away!
Hogan whips Van Dam off the ropes, Big Boot! No Van Dam rolls underneath out of the way of Hogan’s boot. Hogan turns, but Van Dam, quick as a cat from a kneeling position leaps up and catches Hogan with a VAN DAMINATOR!!! Kevin Nash (Allardini is now up on the apron, he’s got the referee but CRACK!!! What was that? Oh my god!!! Paul Heyman just pulled out a huge 1980’s style brick-like mobile phone and cracked Kevin Nash over the head with it! I haven’t seen him do that in years!!! Van Dam up top now and THERE IT IS!!! Five Star Frog Splash, cover 1---2---3!!! Just like that, in the blink of an eye Rob Van Dam has pinned the ageing immortal!
“One of a kind!” Here comes Rob Van Dam, looking as confident as ever. He’s only brought Paul Heyman out with him, seeming unconcerned at the threat of Kevin Nash at ring-side! Rob Van Dam gets up onto the apron and points both thumbs at himself. “Rob---Van---Dam” Responds the capacity crowd. Van Dam turns grabs the ropes and SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK to Kevin Nash!!! Nash rolls out of the ring stunned. Hogan takes his opportunity and hits Van Dam with a powerslam. Lateral press 1---Kick out! It will take more than that to beat the Whole Dam Show! Van Dam back up to a sitting position. Hogan pulls him the rest of the way and whips him off the ropes. Hard Clothesline from Hollywood and he drops the elbow. Again a cover and again Van Dam kicks out before the two count.
Hogan now whips Van Dam into the corner, great balance displayed by van Dam as he leaps straight up to the top rope, turns and nails a jumping side kick into the vast chest of Hogan! Van Dam back up, off the ropes, rolls, jumps and a senton, THE ROLLING THUNDER!!! Van Dam makes the cover 1---2---Hogan rolls the shoulder at two and a half. Hogan is reeling, Van Dam nails him with a fore-arm, but no effect! Hogan stares down Van Dam!!! Van Dam with another fore arm!!! Hogan’s cheeks puff out and he starts shaking, he’s Hulking up!!! Hogan nails Van Dam with a huge right hand!!! Van Dam drops to the canvas! Higan hauls him back up and hits a suplex! Cover 1---2-Kick out, just after twon by Van Dam.
Van Dam whipped into the corner by Hogan. Hogan follows in. Van Dam grabs the ropes and floats over Hogan! Van Dam now buries a shoulder block into Hogan’s mid section. Another big shoulder Van Dam flips out of the corner and a running shoulder for good measure! Van Dam now runs and bounces off the ropes as Hogan wobbles out of the corner. Tripped! Kevin Nash grabbed Rob Van Dam’s foot. Referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) admonishes Nash who just shrugs his shoulders! Hogan follows in by dropping an elbow on the back of Van Dam’s head. Hogan rolls him over on to his front and makes the cover, he hooks the leg. 1---2---Van Dam gets a shoulder up at two and a half!
Hogan with a barrage of punches to Van Dam now. Van Dam whipped off the ropes Hogan goes for a clothesline, but Van Dam does the splits and drops out of the way! Van Dam quickly takes Hogan’s legs from underneath him with a leg sweep. Van Dam now goes up top and facing away from Hogan drops down into the splits again, bouncing off the ropes and catapulting himself through a full 360° on to Hogan! That’s the split-legged moonsault. Van Dam is on top of Hogan---1---2—kick out! Van Dam didn’t hook the leg!
Referee Nick Patrick checks in with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and gets grabbed for his troubles. Hogan is causing a distraction, in comes Kevin Nash (Allardini), he nails Van Dam in the face with his title belt and quickly shoves his head between his legs. Jacknife Powerbomb!!! How did Nick Patrick not feel the ring shaking right there? Hogan into a cover, he hooks the leg, the fans chant along with the count---ONE---TWO---THRE!No that was two and nine tenths!!! Van Dam digs deep and gets the kick out! Hogan is beginning to look a little bit frustrated as he wonders what he has to do to put Van Dam away!
Hogan whips Van Dam off the ropes, Big Boot! No Van Dam rolls underneath out of the way of Hogan’s boot. Hogan turns, but Van Dam, quick as a cat from a kneeling position leaps up and catches Hogan with a VAN DAMINATOR!!! Kevin Nash (Allardini is now up on the apron, he’s got the referee but CRACK!!! What was that? Oh my god!!! Paul Heyman just pulled out a huge 1980’s style brick-like mobile phone and cracked Kevin Nash over the head with it! I haven’t seen him do that in years!!! Van Dam up top now and THERE IT IS!!! Five Star Frog Splash, cover 1---2---3!!! Just like that, in the blink of an eye Rob Van Dam has pinned the ageing immortal!
Wasn't that short was it? I mean including the bit that I missed out originally, it was as long as every other non ppv match i've ever written...
Ant wrote:
> Dead Wonder wrote:
> Can you please change Hogan's music from now on to the
> one he uses on RAW
Ah, but in SRW he hasn't left the nWo.
Thanks for spoiling it for me.
A great story-building match with a big contrast on wrestler styles.
> Dead Wonder wrote:
> Can you please change Hogan's music from now on to the
> one he uses on RAW
Ah, but in SRW he hasn't left the nWo.
Thanks for spoiling it for me.
A great story-building match with a big contrast on wrestler styles.
Oh yeah, forgot to say, great use of the two wrestlers Congie. Nice to see Hogan over with the fans, and I liked the use of RVD's moves-very high-flying. An action packed match that was short but sweet.
Dead Wonder wrote:
> Can you please change Hogan's music from now on to the one he uses on RAW
Ah, but in SRW he hasn't left the nWo.
> Can you please change Hogan's music from now on to the one he uses on RAW
Ah, but in SRW he hasn't left the nWo.
Can you please change Hogan's music from now on to the one he uses on RAW
Nice match Congy!
The action was brilliant and I hope to see more.
I would normally say it was a bit short but that was good, as well as being a little short.
Well done RVD, but damn that Shane!
The action was brilliant and I hope to see more.
I would normally say it was a bit short but that was good, as well as being a little short.
Well done RVD, but damn that Shane!
Good match, congy, I thought the post-match stuff was great.
Hmmmm, Shane turns his back on ECW. RVD picks up a big win. Nash continues to impose his power as champ. Nash has bigger problems with Jericho instead of messing about here with ECW.
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But look, on the ramp, here comes Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). They stop away on Van Dam as Paul Heyman tries half-heartedly to stop them! But here comes Shane McMahon (The Cong Man)! The boy wonder sprints to the ring and encouraged by Heyman, squares up to his father! Shane swings a punch---at Heyman!!! Shane turned and nailed Paul Heyman!!! What is going on?!?! Here comes the rest of team EC f’ing W and the nWo and Shane McMahon scarper over the barriers and escape through the crowd.
What is going on?!? Stay tuned to this forum to find out...
Congratulations to Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)
Thanks for reading.
(B-(I)
Oops cocked up me cut & paste...this should be on the end of that...
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But look, on the ramp, here comes Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll). They stop away on Van Dam as Paul Heyman tries half-heartedly to stop them! But here comes Shane McMahon (The Cong Man)! The boy wonder sprints to the ring and encouraged by Heyman, squares up to his father! Shane swings a punch---at Heyman!!! Shane turned and nailed Paul Heyman!!! What is going on?!?! Here comes the rest of team EC f’ing W and the nWo and Shane McMahon scarper over the barriers and escape through the crowd.
What is going on?!? Stay tuned to this forum to find out...
Congratulations to Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)
Thanks for reading.
(B-(I)
“Dow-der-dow-dow-dow, N-n-n-New World Order” Hello everybody and welcome to the special reserve arena! Where Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) is making his way to the ring. He plays a little bit of air guitar and gets a surprisingly warm reception from the fans here! He is soon followed out by our reigning WWF champion, Kevin Nash (Allardini)! The fans give Big Sexy the completely opposite reception and boo him all the way to the ring. Scott Hall is nowhere to be seen! Kevin Nash grabs a microphone. “Rob Van Dam, you should learn to have a bit more respect son, get your carcass out here and let the greatest of all time whip it into you!” Hulk Hogan takes the mic and predictably adds “What you gonna do, brother? When Hulkamania runs wild on you?!?!”
“One of a kind!” Here comes Rob Van Dam, looking as confident as ever. He’s only brought Paul Heyman out with him, seeming unconcerned at the threat of Kevin Nash at ring-side! Rob Van Dam gets up onto the apron and points both thumbs at himself. “Rob---Van---Dam” Responds the capacity crowd. Van Dam turns grabs the ropes and SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK to Kevin Nash!!! Nash rolls out of the ring stunned. Hogan takes his opportunity and hits Van Dam with a powerslam. Lateral press 1---Kick out! It will take more than that to beat the Whole Dam Show! Van Dam back up to a sitting position. Hogan pulls him the rest of the way and whips him off the ropes. Hard Clothesline from Hollywood and he drops the elbow. Again a cover and again Van Dam kicks out before the two count.
Hogan now whips Van Dam into the corner, great balance displayed by van Dam as he leaps straight up to the top rope, turns and nails a jumping side kick into the vast chest of Hogan! Van Dam back up, off the ropes, rolls, jumps and a senton, THE ROLLING THUNDER!!! Van Dam makes the cover 1---2---Hogan rolls the shoulder at two and a half. Hogan is reeling, Van Dam nails him with a fore-arm, but no effect! Hogan stares down Van Dam!!! Van Dam with another fore arm!!! Hogan’s cheeks puff out and he starts shaking, he’s Hulking up!!! Hogan nails Van Dam with a huge right hand!!! Van Dam drops to the canvas! Higan hauls him back up and hits a suplex! Cover 1---2-Kick out, just after twon by Van Dam.
Van Dam whipped into the corner by Hogan. Hogan follows in. Van Dam grabs the ropes and floats over Hogan! Van Dam now buries a shoulder block into Hogan’s mid section. Another big shoulder Van Dam flips out of the corner and a running shoulder for good measure! Van Dam now runs and bounces off the ropes as Hogan wobbles out of the corner. Tripped! Kevin Nash grabbed Rob Van Dam’s foot. Referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) admonishes Nash who just shrugs his shoulders! Hogan follows in by dropping an elbow on the back of Van Dam’s head. Hogan rolls him over on to his front and makes the cover, he hooks the leg. 1---2---Van Dam gets a shoulder up at two and a half!
Hogan with a barrage of punches to Van Dam now. Van Dam whipped off the ropes Hogan goes for a clothesline, but Van Dam does the splits and drops out of the way! Van Dam quickly takes Hogan’s legs from underneath him with a leg sweep. Van Dam now goes up top and facing away from Hogan drops down into the splits again, bouncing off the ropes and catapulting himself through a full 360° on to Hogan! That’s the split-legged moonsault. Van Dam is on top of Hogan---1---2—kick out! Van Dam didn’t hook the leg!
Referee Nick Patrick checks in with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and gets grabbed for his troubles. Hogan is causing a distraction, in comes Kevin Nash (Allardini), he nails Van Dam in the face with his title belt and quickly shoves his head between his legs. Jacknife Powerbomb!!! How did Nick Patrick not feel the ring shaking right there? Hogan into a cover, he hooks the leg, the fans chant along with the count---ONE---TWO---THRE!No that was two and nine tenths!!! Van Dam digs deep and gets the kick out! Hogan is beginning to look a little bit frustrated as he wonders what he has to do to put Van Dam away!
Hogan whips Van Dam off the ropes, Big Boot! No Van Dam rolls underneath out of the way of Hogan’s boot. Hogan turns, but Van Dam, quick as a cat from a kneeling position leaps up and catches Hogan with a VAN DAMINATOR!!! Kevin Nash (Allardini is now up on the apron, he’s got the referee but CRACK!!! What was that? Oh my god!!! Paul Heyman just pulled out a huge 1980’s style brick-like mobile phone and cracked Kevin Nash over the head with it! I haven’t seen him do that in years!!! Van Dam up top now and THERE IT IS!!! Five Star Frog Splash, cover 1---2---3!!! Just like that, in the blink of an eye Rob Van Dam has pinned the ageing immortal!
“One of a kind!” Here comes Rob Van Dam, looking as confident as ever. He’s only brought Paul Heyman out with him, seeming unconcerned at the threat of Kevin Nash at ring-side! Rob Van Dam gets up onto the apron and points both thumbs at himself. “Rob---Van---Dam” Responds the capacity crowd. Van Dam turns grabs the ropes and SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK to Kevin Nash!!! Nash rolls out of the ring stunned. Hogan takes his opportunity and hits Van Dam with a powerslam. Lateral press 1---Kick out! It will take more than that to beat the Whole Dam Show! Van Dam back up to a sitting position. Hogan pulls him the rest of the way and whips him off the ropes. Hard Clothesline from Hollywood and he drops the elbow. Again a cover and again Van Dam kicks out before the two count.
Hogan now whips Van Dam into the corner, great balance displayed by van Dam as he leaps straight up to the top rope, turns and nails a jumping side kick into the vast chest of Hogan! Van Dam back up, off the ropes, rolls, jumps and a senton, THE ROLLING THUNDER!!! Van Dam makes the cover 1---2---Hogan rolls the shoulder at two and a half. Hogan is reeling, Van Dam nails him with a fore-arm, but no effect! Hogan stares down Van Dam!!! Van Dam with another fore arm!!! Hogan’s cheeks puff out and he starts shaking, he’s Hulking up!!! Hogan nails Van Dam with a huge right hand!!! Van Dam drops to the canvas! Higan hauls him back up and hits a suplex! Cover 1---2-Kick out, just after twon by Van Dam.
Van Dam whipped into the corner by Hogan. Hogan follows in. Van Dam grabs the ropes and floats over Hogan! Van Dam now buries a shoulder block into Hogan’s mid section. Another big shoulder Van Dam flips out of the corner and a running shoulder for good measure! Van Dam now runs and bounces off the ropes as Hogan wobbles out of the corner. Tripped! Kevin Nash grabbed Rob Van Dam’s foot. Referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves) admonishes Nash who just shrugs his shoulders! Hogan follows in by dropping an elbow on the back of Van Dam’s head. Hogan rolls him over on to his front and makes the cover, he hooks the leg. 1---2---Van Dam gets a shoulder up at two and a half!
Hogan with a barrage of punches to Van Dam now. Van Dam whipped off the ropes Hogan goes for a clothesline, but Van Dam does the splits and drops out of the way! Van Dam quickly takes Hogan’s legs from underneath him with a leg sweep. Van Dam now goes up top and facing away from Hogan drops down into the splits again, bouncing off the ropes and catapulting himself through a full 360° on to Hogan! That’s the split-legged moonsault. Van Dam is on top of Hogan---1---2—kick out! Van Dam didn’t hook the leg!
Referee Nick Patrick checks in with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and gets grabbed for his troubles. Hogan is causing a distraction, in comes Kevin Nash (Allardini), he nails Van Dam in the face with his title belt and quickly shoves his head between his legs. Jacknife Powerbomb!!! How did Nick Patrick not feel the ring shaking right there? Hogan into a cover, he hooks the leg, the fans chant along with the count---ONE---TWO---THRE!No that was two and nine tenths!!! Van Dam digs deep and gets the kick out! Hogan is beginning to look a little bit frustrated as he wonders what he has to do to put Van Dam away!
Hogan whips Van Dam off the ropes, Big Boot! No Van Dam rolls underneath out of the way of Hogan’s boot. Hogan turns, but Van Dam, quick as a cat from a kneeling position leaps up and catches Hogan with a VAN DAMINATOR!!! Kevin Nash (Allardini is now up on the apron, he’s got the referee but CRACK!!! What was that? Oh my god!!! Paul Heyman just pulled out a huge 1980’s style brick-like mobile phone and cracked Kevin Nash over the head with it! I haven’t seen him do that in years!!! Van Dam up top now and THERE IT IS!!! Five Star Frog Splash, cover 1---2---3!!! Just like that, in the blink of an eye Rob Van Dam has pinned the ageing immortal!