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Knick Knack:
All right it’s Edward Knick Knack here on GAME TV to give you the lowdown on tonight’s fight between Xbox and PS2! Yes I can see them in the ring and they’re shadowboxing and show off their skills. Xbox is polishing his big green X on his chest and PS2 is slotting in his memory cards. Well, Corporal Reddles who do you think is the favourite for this fight?
Corporal Reddles:
Well Knick Knack, I highly favour PS2 but who knows, only time will tell
Knick Knack:
The fighters are moving out into the centre and yes, Gamecube is going to the referee for this match. What’s this? Gamecube is saying he should win and Xbox has picked up a chair from outside the ring and is smashing Gamecube with it! Oh no! It appears that Xbox has wasted Gamecube! They’re carrying this wiry mass off in a stretcher! What’s this? The audience is whispering. Nobody knows what’s going to happen. Oh I see. Little Game Boy Advance has volunteered to be ref. What a strange fight this is! The ref’s already out and it hasn’t even begun! It seem as if little GBA has begun the fight!
Round 1
They’re taking a few hits at each other by swinging their controllers around. Xbox is causing more damage as the controller is bulkier but PS2 is still hanging in strong. It seem as if the rivalry can’t go far enough as Xbox is taunting PS2 by playing its stored Offspring music as loud as it can. The crowd is cheering and Xbox doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to the fight. PS2 has taken the opportunity and fired a memory card point blank at Xbox! Ouch! That was a hard hit! It seems to have made a sizable dent in Xbox’s proud shell. Wait, the bell is sounding that means that it is the end of round 1!
Round 2
Well it seemed Xbox was doing quite well in the last round until that powerful hit from PS2. Oh, it’s round 2. Well that dent looks quite painful but it doesn’t seem to be hampering Xbox’s performance too much. PS2 seems in pretty good health too. Again they’re taking a few swings at each other but no hits yet. Oh, what’s this? PS2 has gone in for a power-punch and missed! Xbox smashes his controller down onto PS2’s unprotected back! PS2 has crumpled down in a big heap. Fight’s over, Xbox wins. But what’s happening? It seems little GBA wasn’t paying attention and has absentmindedly awarded the match to PS2! Xbox has stormed off in a raging fit! What a peculiar match! Only two rounds and already it’s over, the loser winning the match! A peculiar match indeed!
All right it’s Edward Knick Knack here on GAME TV to give you the lowdown on tonight’s fight between Xbox and PS2! Yes I can see them in the ring and they’re shadowboxing and show off their skills. Xbox is polishing his big green X on his chest and PS2 is slotting in his memory cards. Well, Corporal Reddles who do you think is the favourite for this fight?
Corporal Reddles:
Well Knick Knack, I highly favour PS2 but who knows, only time will tell
Knick Knack:
The fighters are moving out into the centre and yes, Gamecube is going to the referee for this match. What’s this? Gamecube is saying he should win and Xbox has picked up a chair from outside the ring and is smashing Gamecube with it! Oh no! It appears that Xbox has wasted Gamecube! They’re carrying this wiry mass off in a stretcher! What’s this? The audience is whispering. Nobody knows what’s going to happen. Oh I see. Little Game Boy Advance has volunteered to be ref. What a strange fight this is! The ref’s already out and it hasn’t even begun! It seem as if little GBA has begun the fight!
Round 1
They’re taking a few hits at each other by swinging their controllers around. Xbox is causing more damage as the controller is bulkier but PS2 is still hanging in strong. It seem as if the rivalry can’t go far enough as Xbox is taunting PS2 by playing its stored Offspring music as loud as it can. The crowd is cheering and Xbox doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to the fight. PS2 has taken the opportunity and fired a memory card point blank at Xbox! Ouch! That was a hard hit! It seems to have made a sizable dent in Xbox’s proud shell. Wait, the bell is sounding that means that it is the end of round 1!
Round 2
Well it seemed Xbox was doing quite well in the last round until that powerful hit from PS2. Oh, it’s round 2. Well that dent looks quite painful but it doesn’t seem to be hampering Xbox’s performance too much. PS2 seems in pretty good health too. Again they’re taking a few swings at each other but no hits yet. Oh, what’s this? PS2 has gone in for a power-punch and missed! Xbox smashes his controller down onto PS2’s unprotected back! PS2 has crumpled down in a big heap. Fight’s over, Xbox wins. But what’s happening? It seems little GBA wasn’t paying attention and has absentmindedly awarded the match to PS2! Xbox has stormed off in a raging fit! What a peculiar match! Only two rounds and already it’s over, the loser winning the match! A peculiar match indeed!
Yeah, I love SNES!
the NES is better than it, but the SNES would kill them all!
I thought so too but I decided the getting wasted bit was a nice touch and NES would never say it was better than PS2 and Xbox.
Good post but The gamecube shouldnt be ref. I would have let a NES be ref.
Knick Knack:
All right it’s Edward Knick Knack here on GAME TV to give you the lowdown on tonight’s fight between Xbox and PS2! Yes I can see them in the ring and they’re shadowboxing and show off their skills. Xbox is polishing his big green X on his chest and PS2 is slotting in his memory cards. Well, Corporal Reddles who do you think is the favourite for this fight?
Corporal Reddles:
Well Knick Knack, I highly favour PS2 but who knows, only time will tell
Knick Knack:
The fighters are moving out into the centre and yes, Gamecube is going to the referee for this match. What’s this? Gamecube is saying he should win and Xbox has picked up a chair from outside the ring and is smashing Gamecube with it! Oh no! It appears that Xbox has wasted Gamecube! They’re carrying this wiry mass off in a stretcher! What’s this? The audience is whispering. Nobody knows what’s going to happen. Oh I see. Little Game Boy Advance has volunteered to be ref. What a strange fight this is! The ref’s already out and it hasn’t even begun! It seem as if little GBA has begun the fight!
Round 1
They’re taking a few hits at each other by swinging their controllers around. Xbox is causing more damage as the controller is bulkier but PS2 is still hanging in strong. It seem as if the rivalry can’t go far enough as Xbox is taunting PS2 by playing its stored Offspring music as loud as it can. The crowd is cheering and Xbox doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to the fight. PS2 has taken the opportunity and fired a memory card point blank at Xbox! Ouch! That was a hard hit! It seems to have made a sizable dent in Xbox’s proud shell. Wait, the bell is sounding that means that it is the end of round 1!
Round 2
Well it seemed Xbox was doing quite well in the last round until that powerful hit from PS2. Oh, it’s round 2. Well that dent looks quite painful but it doesn’t seem to be hampering Xbox’s performance too much. PS2 seems in pretty good health too. Again they’re taking a few swings at each other but no hits yet. Oh, what’s this? PS2 has gone in for a power-punch and missed! Xbox smashes his controller down onto PS2’s unprotected back! PS2 has crumpled down in a big heap. Fight’s over, Xbox wins. But what’s happening? It seems little GBA wasn’t paying attention and has absentmindedly awarded the match to PS2! Xbox has stormed off in a raging fit! What a peculiar match! Only two rounds and already it’s over, the loser winning the match! A peculiar match indeed!
All right it’s Edward Knick Knack here on GAME TV to give you the lowdown on tonight’s fight between Xbox and PS2! Yes I can see them in the ring and they’re shadowboxing and show off their skills. Xbox is polishing his big green X on his chest and PS2 is slotting in his memory cards. Well, Corporal Reddles who do you think is the favourite for this fight?
Corporal Reddles:
Well Knick Knack, I highly favour PS2 but who knows, only time will tell
Knick Knack:
The fighters are moving out into the centre and yes, Gamecube is going to the referee for this match. What’s this? Gamecube is saying he should win and Xbox has picked up a chair from outside the ring and is smashing Gamecube with it! Oh no! It appears that Xbox has wasted Gamecube! They’re carrying this wiry mass off in a stretcher! What’s this? The audience is whispering. Nobody knows what’s going to happen. Oh I see. Little Game Boy Advance has volunteered to be ref. What a strange fight this is! The ref’s already out and it hasn’t even begun! It seem as if little GBA has begun the fight!
Round 1
They’re taking a few hits at each other by swinging their controllers around. Xbox is causing more damage as the controller is bulkier but PS2 is still hanging in strong. It seem as if the rivalry can’t go far enough as Xbox is taunting PS2 by playing its stored Offspring music as loud as it can. The crowd is cheering and Xbox doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to the fight. PS2 has taken the opportunity and fired a memory card point blank at Xbox! Ouch! That was a hard hit! It seems to have made a sizable dent in Xbox’s proud shell. Wait, the bell is sounding that means that it is the end of round 1!
Round 2
Well it seemed Xbox was doing quite well in the last round until that powerful hit from PS2. Oh, it’s round 2. Well that dent looks quite painful but it doesn’t seem to be hampering Xbox’s performance too much. PS2 seems in pretty good health too. Again they’re taking a few swings at each other but no hits yet. Oh, what’s this? PS2 has gone in for a power-punch and missed! Xbox smashes his controller down onto PS2’s unprotected back! PS2 has crumpled down in a big heap. Fight’s over, Xbox wins. But what’s happening? It seems little GBA wasn’t paying attention and has absentmindedly awarded the match to PS2! Xbox has stormed off in a raging fit! What a peculiar match! Only two rounds and already it’s over, the loser winning the match! A peculiar match indeed!