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"'Interesting' Conversation With Dark Mark"

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Dark Mark™ says:
oi oi
Boss says:
SNEEEZE!
Boss says:
ah, my curse is lifted
Dark Mark™ says:
lol!!!
Boss says:
hey, so, whadd'ya call me for?
Boss says:
lemme' guess, i was the olnly person on?
Dark Mark™ says:
no theres loads on
Boss says:
cool. so, whadd'ya call me for?
Dark Mark™ says:
erm.....
Boss says:
spoons!
Dark Mark™ says:
probably
Boss says:
good. what kind?
Boss says:
you got your desset spoons,
Boss says:
your serving spoons,
Boss says:
your teaspoons,
Boss says:
your table spoons,
Boss says:
and the funny little ones you use to put sugar on your cerial.
Dark Mark™ says:
i like serving spoons
Boss says:
they're big and shiny.
Dark Mark™ says:
*mesmorised by big and shiny spoons*
Boss says:
i like litle siny sugar ones, they are rubbish for chickens!
Boss says:
i like the silver red square!
Boss says:
*little Tiny
Dark Mark™ says:
roffel!
Boss says:
oh, hooray!
Boss says:
I'm roffeling!
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:

Boss says:

Boss says:
so there.
Dark Mark™ says:

Boss says:

remember remember the 5th of november,

explosions, disfigurement, and booze.
Dark Mark™ says:
quite
Boss says:
its annoying, they blow themselves up, and err, well, i guess you could say the jokes on them, although they'd probably nut you...
Dark Mark™ says:
heh heh
Boss says:
i've got a scar...
Boss says:
/
Boss says:
its hideous!

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Boss says:
sorry, by bad...
Boss says:
didn't know it would do it wenever you pressed enter.
Boss says:
hehehe.
Boss says:
he
Dark Mark™ says:
roffel!
Boss says:
i'm probably gonna post this on SR, because i'm sad and its quite funny.
Boss says:
maybe funny.
Dark Mark™ says:

Boss says:
how rude!
Boss says:
have you seen the movie milk money?
Dark Mark™ says:
nope
Dark Mark™ says:
writing a novel?
Boss says:
it's abpout three young american ten year olds that go out to find a porstitute to see some real boobs, they sell all there porn and
Boss says:
one kid gets money from kissing girls!
Boss says:
it is...
Boss says:
...mooving...
Boss says:
its a sort of 'lonely dad finds love near end of movie' kinda thing.
Dark Mark™ says:
ur so much weirder than me
Dark Mark™ says:
thats not fair
Boss says:
it looks like its a kids movie, but there is loads of inuendo, boobs, and mild swearing
Dark Mark™ says:
mmmm... boobs
Boss says:
2 word 4 did planet!
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:


The toilet recommended Americaland! has been added to the conversation.

Boss says:
boo!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
*covers under sofa*
Boss says:
ah, conversation is so relaxing!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
hey
Boss says:

The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
*cowers
Boss says:
stop covering!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
*nods*
Boss says:
u still there dark mark?
Dark Mark™ says:
some of me is
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
lol
Boss says:
good enough.
Boss says:
remember remember the 5th of november,

explosions, disfigurement, and booze.
Dark Mark™ says:
ur not missing much. the missing part is my genitals and left ear
Boss says:
ah, nothing important then...
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:
nah
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
yup
Boss says:
who needs balls?
Boss says:
they are just there to be kicked.
Dark Mark™ says:
and give ur kids swimming lessons before they're born
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
and to have sex
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
well, to have kids at least
Boss says:
and who wants that?
Boss says:
err, now?
Dark Mark™ says:
boing!
Boss says:
ah well. maybe if they use a mega meaga microscope and some tweesers ...
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
o...k
Boss says:
ATISHO!
Boss says:
and you know it!
Dark Mark™ says:
LOL!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
lol
Boss says:
ah, so much praise for little old me...
Dark Mark™ says:
so u admit ur dick is tiny then?
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
LOL
Boss says:
i was refering to you.
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:

The toilet recommended Americaland! says:

Boss says:
!
Dark Mark™ says:
mwahahaha!
Boss says:
so there!
Dark Mark™ says:
*pokes Boss in the eye*
Dark Mark™ says:
take that
Boss says:
*smashes watermelon over DM's head*
Boss says:
Boss says:
ahaha!
Dark Mark™ says:
*roasts Boss with EVIL FIRE BREATH*
Boss says:
*throws duck at Dark's head*
Boss says:
bonk!
Dark Mark™ says:
oi!!!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
*throws monkey with mingun at Boss*
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
mwhahaha
Boss says:
*puts on Mr. T's chains 'o' hella' toughness*
Boss says:
48% crazy fool resistant!
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
I have to go do some h/w
The toilet recommended Americaland! says:
c ya guys

The toilet recommended Americaland! has left the conversation.

Boss says:
aw... bye.
Boss says:
yup, he went away...
Boss says:
*throws another duck at dark
Boss says:
*
Boss says:

Boss says:
FIGHT ME!
Dark Mark™ says:
stop it
Boss says:
nya nya nya!
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:
*transforms into evil Welsh apocalyptic albino demon of doom*
Boss says:
err...
Boss says:
*transorfs into duck*
Boss says:
live by the swordm die by the sword....QUACK!
Dark Mark™ says:
*slap*
Boss says:

Boss says:
owww!
Boss says:
*transforms david brent*
Boss says:
*Giant david Brent*
Dark Mark™ says:
*yawns*
Boss says:
i need better transformations...
Boss says:
*ytransforms into the crab of enefinate wisdom and unelquilibriated timekeeping*
Boss says:
WOE
Boss says:
UNTO
Boss says:
THEE
Boss says:
!!!
Boss says:

Boss says:
grrr
Dark Mark™ says:
*yawns*


*flicks Boss on the nose*
Boss says:
WOE..OUCH. YOU WILL PAY, FOOL!
Boss says:
Come, my war chinchuilla pirate child amigo!
Boss says:
Ahar, me hearties...
Dark Mark™ says:
*chirrups like a mongoose*
Boss says:
Oh no! you are, i fear, defeated, my war chinchilla pirate child amigo
Dark Mark™ says:
BLLLAAARGH! etc
Boss says:
don't make me summon my gibbon of the eternally powerful gibbon ribbon!
Dark Mark™ says:
*slap*
Boss says:
nooo!
Boss says:
i'll summon my furry furtive feind of a fishy fern!
Dark Mark™ says:

Boss says:
FFFOAFF: MOOOOOO!
Boss says:
*blasts dark mark with the beam of enternal itching
Dark Mark™ says:
!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss says:
*aha! deafeated at last!
Boss says:

Dark Mark™ says:
*BITES BOSS' HEAD OFF*
Boss says:
GURGLE...
Boss says:
BLA!
Boss says:
*dies*
Boss says:
well, thats the end of that then!
Boss says:
off to SR to post his damnnation of a conversation...
Dark Mark™ says:
heh heh

it was all his idea...

Boz wrote:
> dark mark and me were talking earlier...when i was at school.
>
> seemed happy to swear when my teacher was behind me.

*

Heh heh. Mwa. Haha. HAHAHA. MWAHAHAHAAAAA! *cough*

What... the....meh?

DM, let's get back to our Millencolin convo that we started before Half Term. No cigar is better than devil me. Discuss!

:D

dark mark and me were talking earlier...when i was at school.

seemed happy to swear when my teacher was behind me.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> ..............

*looks at Tiltawhirl*

*nods in agreement*

.....................

Wonder who could be the toilet recommended America Land?

I remember my weird contest with Ros, and then with AJ. Ah the memories.

You ain't seen nothin yet, maddmun. Mwahaha. Ha. Ha.

You guys are scary, I've had weird MSN conversations before but this is off the scale.

..............

Do you expect people to read that?

You could at least put a space between the lines.