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Controllers, you must use them. Like your mother in law, you must go and visit her every weekend, usually a Saturday when England are playing Germany or something. You cannot get rid of them either, however, your mother in law.. cupboard.. *Cough*
You’ve all done it, don’t lie to me.. :o)
Now, your controller must cope with every genre under the sun, fighting, FPS, strategy, hell even the Tetris game that is released on every console..
It must be, perfect, to say the least. The buttons must be set out in such a way that it has to cope with all types of users, children to adults, the controller must not be too big, *Cough* (XBOX) *Cough* and if its too small, its all fiddely and unusable.
Therefore, the controller must be a very ergonomic design. Must fit the hands well, yet not be too small or too big. For everyone. Not such an easy challenge me thinks.
For a racing game, for example, you’d want a steering wheel. Racing games are not complete without one. But why should you fork out another £50 just to play one game better? You want to pay £50, and get a control that makes all games better right?
Light gun for shooting/arcade games, steering wheel for GTA3 moments and the rally style stuff, and a step mat for your little sisters Brittany dancing games..
(You’ve all sneaked a play on those games, out of curiosity, of course :oP)
All of these controllers, are not cheap ladies and gentlemen, face it, one way or another if you want to fully experience a game, you want its certain control/objecty thing.
Now without spending a large wad of cash, these controls are not available.
Until now, the NEW, eXciTiNg, revolutionary controlling system, the wonderful, magical,
CHANGE-O-MATIC
!!
At the touch of a button, this not so ordinary control will change into a formula 1 steering column with cockpit and racing shifters with pedals!
But wait, a rally game?! Just one simple little touch will transform this beauty into a rally stylee control with easy accessible hand-brake and go-faster stripes down the side! (Yes they do make you faster!)
Here comes a shooting game, before your very eyes you will watch this control transform. Your very own 9mm pistol with laser sight! Tada!
*Boom boom boom!* here fly’s by a ME109 (German plane :oP) and attacks the side of your trusty spitfire! Transforming time! Cockpit with a HUD and the nicest flying stick in town.
Before you shout “Where can I buy one?!”
Let all just settle back to reality..
Breath in.. breath out…
Ahh touchdown.
Wouldn’t you like to own one of these beauties?
I sure as hell know I would.
It’d run off the mains, and yeah it’d be expensive but it’ll be amazing! It will not be “that” big but you will need a suitable size bedroom or somewhere to put it.
Already pre programmed in genres, FPS, Racing, flying sims and there’s even an option to create-your-own control! Place the control where you’d like it, the pedals, seat, and various other goodies..
in.. out..
Ah.. now we’re back to reality.
It’s a shame that we can’t have 2127 gaming inventions now isn’t it?
Have a think of what your grandkids, kids will be playing on.. its cruel isnt it :oP
GasMask
You’ve all done it, don’t lie to me.. :o)
Now, your controller must cope with every genre under the sun, fighting, FPS, strategy, hell even the Tetris game that is released on every console..
It must be, perfect, to say the least. The buttons must be set out in such a way that it has to cope with all types of users, children to adults, the controller must not be too big, *Cough* (XBOX) *Cough* and if its too small, its all fiddely and unusable.
Therefore, the controller must be a very ergonomic design. Must fit the hands well, yet not be too small or too big. For everyone. Not such an easy challenge me thinks.
For a racing game, for example, you’d want a steering wheel. Racing games are not complete without one. But why should you fork out another £50 just to play one game better? You want to pay £50, and get a control that makes all games better right?
Light gun for shooting/arcade games, steering wheel for GTA3 moments and the rally style stuff, and a step mat for your little sisters Brittany dancing games..
(You’ve all sneaked a play on those games, out of curiosity, of course :oP)
All of these controllers, are not cheap ladies and gentlemen, face it, one way or another if you want to fully experience a game, you want its certain control/objecty thing.
Now without spending a large wad of cash, these controls are not available.
Until now, the NEW, eXciTiNg, revolutionary controlling system, the wonderful, magical,
CHANGE-O-MATIC
!!
At the touch of a button, this not so ordinary control will change into a formula 1 steering column with cockpit and racing shifters with pedals!
But wait, a rally game?! Just one simple little touch will transform this beauty into a rally stylee control with easy accessible hand-brake and go-faster stripes down the side! (Yes they do make you faster!)
Here comes a shooting game, before your very eyes you will watch this control transform. Your very own 9mm pistol with laser sight! Tada!
*Boom boom boom!* here fly’s by a ME109 (German plane :oP) and attacks the side of your trusty spitfire! Transforming time! Cockpit with a HUD and the nicest flying stick in town.
Before you shout “Where can I buy one?!”
Let all just settle back to reality..
Breath in.. breath out…
Ahh touchdown.
Wouldn’t you like to own one of these beauties?
I sure as hell know I would.
It’d run off the mains, and yeah it’d be expensive but it’ll be amazing! It will not be “that” big but you will need a suitable size bedroom or somewhere to put it.
Already pre programmed in genres, FPS, Racing, flying sims and there’s even an option to create-your-own control! Place the control where you’d like it, the pedals, seat, and various other goodies..
in.. out..
Ah.. now we’re back to reality.
It’s a shame that we can’t have 2127 gaming inventions now isn’t it?
Have a think of what your grandkids, kids will be playing on.. its cruel isnt it :oP
GasMask
Controllers, you must use them. Like your mother in law, you must go and visit her every weekend, usually a Saturday when England are playing Germany or something. You cannot get rid of them either, however, your mother in law.. cupboard.. *Cough*
You’ve all done it, don’t lie to me.. :o)
Now, your controller must cope with every genre under the sun, fighting, FPS, strategy, hell even the Tetris game that is released on every console..
It must be, perfect, to say the least. The buttons must be set out in such a way that it has to cope with all types of users, children to adults, the controller must not be too big, *Cough* (XBOX) *Cough* and if its too small, its all fiddely and unusable.
Therefore, the controller must be a very ergonomic design. Must fit the hands well, yet not be too small or too big. For everyone. Not such an easy challenge me thinks.
For a racing game, for example, you’d want a steering wheel. Racing games are not complete without one. But why should you fork out another £50 just to play one game better? You want to pay £50, and get a control that makes all games better right?
Light gun for shooting/arcade games, steering wheel for GTA3 moments and the rally style stuff, and a step mat for your little sisters Brittany dancing games..
(You’ve all sneaked a play on those games, out of curiosity, of course :oP)
All of these controllers, are not cheap ladies and gentlemen, face it, one way or another if you want to fully experience a game, you want its certain control/objecty thing.
Now without spending a large wad of cash, these controls are not available.
Until now, the NEW, eXciTiNg, revolutionary controlling system, the wonderful, magical,
CHANGE-O-MATIC
!!
At the touch of a button, this not so ordinary control will change into a formula 1 steering column with cockpit and racing shifters with pedals!
But wait, a rally game?! Just one simple little touch will transform this beauty into a rally stylee control with easy accessible hand-brake and go-faster stripes down the side! (Yes they do make you faster!)
Here comes a shooting game, before your very eyes you will watch this control transform. Your very own 9mm pistol with laser sight! Tada!
*Boom boom boom!* here fly’s by a ME109 (German plane :oP) and attacks the side of your trusty spitfire! Transforming time! Cockpit with a HUD and the nicest flying stick in town.
Before you shout “Where can I buy one?!”
Let all just settle back to reality..
Breath in.. breath out…
Ahh touchdown.
Wouldn’t you like to own one of these beauties?
I sure as hell know I would.
It’d run off the mains, and yeah it’d be expensive but it’ll be amazing! It will not be “that” big but you will need a suitable size bedroom or somewhere to put it.
Already pre programmed in genres, FPS, Racing, flying sims and there’s even an option to create-your-own control! Place the control where you’d like it, the pedals, seat, and various other goodies..
in.. out..
Ah.. now we’re back to reality.
It’s a shame that we can’t have 2127 gaming inventions now isn’t it?
Have a think of what your grandkids, kids will be playing on.. its cruel isnt it :oP
GasMask
You’ve all done it, don’t lie to me.. :o)
Now, your controller must cope with every genre under the sun, fighting, FPS, strategy, hell even the Tetris game that is released on every console..
It must be, perfect, to say the least. The buttons must be set out in such a way that it has to cope with all types of users, children to adults, the controller must not be too big, *Cough* (XBOX) *Cough* and if its too small, its all fiddely and unusable.
Therefore, the controller must be a very ergonomic design. Must fit the hands well, yet not be too small or too big. For everyone. Not such an easy challenge me thinks.
For a racing game, for example, you’d want a steering wheel. Racing games are not complete without one. But why should you fork out another £50 just to play one game better? You want to pay £50, and get a control that makes all games better right?
Light gun for shooting/arcade games, steering wheel for GTA3 moments and the rally style stuff, and a step mat for your little sisters Brittany dancing games..
(You’ve all sneaked a play on those games, out of curiosity, of course :oP)
All of these controllers, are not cheap ladies and gentlemen, face it, one way or another if you want to fully experience a game, you want its certain control/objecty thing.
Now without spending a large wad of cash, these controls are not available.
Until now, the NEW, eXciTiNg, revolutionary controlling system, the wonderful, magical,
CHANGE-O-MATIC
!!
At the touch of a button, this not so ordinary control will change into a formula 1 steering column with cockpit and racing shifters with pedals!
But wait, a rally game?! Just one simple little touch will transform this beauty into a rally stylee control with easy accessible hand-brake and go-faster stripes down the side! (Yes they do make you faster!)
Here comes a shooting game, before your very eyes you will watch this control transform. Your very own 9mm pistol with laser sight! Tada!
*Boom boom boom!* here fly’s by a ME109 (German plane :oP) and attacks the side of your trusty spitfire! Transforming time! Cockpit with a HUD and the nicest flying stick in town.
Before you shout “Where can I buy one?!”
Let all just settle back to reality..
Breath in.. breath out…
Ahh touchdown.
Wouldn’t you like to own one of these beauties?
I sure as hell know I would.
It’d run off the mains, and yeah it’d be expensive but it’ll be amazing! It will not be “that” big but you will need a suitable size bedroom or somewhere to put it.
Already pre programmed in genres, FPS, Racing, flying sims and there’s even an option to create-your-own control! Place the control where you’d like it, the pedals, seat, and various other goodies..
in.. out..
Ah.. now we’re back to reality.
It’s a shame that we can’t have 2127 gaming inventions now isn’t it?
Have a think of what your grandkids, kids will be playing on.. its cruel isnt it :oP
GasMask