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It’s a meeeee... Mario.
Hallo and welcome to Peaches Punch- up! Today we have got some of the finest fights you ever gonna see. First up in then blue corner we have got The Legendary Link and his sidekick Navi and there both from the N64 title Zelda and against him in the Red corner the Ju-jistu Champ Ryo Hazuki and his best friend F**-san from one of the greatest Dreamcast titles Shenmue. Before we begin we’ll have to we’ve got to take a quick break, we ‘ll be back in a minute, don’t go anywhere!
( 2 MINUTES LATER) *Always Coca-Cola*
Welcome back. Were just about to kick off this match up, but before we do lets just take a look at there stats.
Name: Link
Age: Unknown
Birth Place: Hyrule
Fighting Style: Sword and Shield
Name: Ryo Hazuki
Age: 19
Birth Place: Yamanose
Figthing style: Ju Jitsu
Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Ryo Hazuki Vs. Link
‘Let’s get ready to Rumble!’
And the fight has began. Ryo gets in the first shot, with a kick to young Links head. Ouch. Tjhat must of hurt. At this moment Ryo has the lead with another kick to the body. Link better pull his socks up otherwise he’s not going to be in this fight much longer. Link pulls out hisd sword. I think he means business. If he gets qa few hits on Ryo with that thing, Ryo’s gonna be in a pain. There neck and neck, battling it out to be in the final next week. Link gets a cheap shot on Ryo, ohhh and wait. Link took one swipe at Ryo with his sword and it’s all over. The winner hwere is Link!
*After the Show*
Mario: How do you fell after whooping Ryo butt!
Link: Well, all in a day’s work. You know what I mean?
Mario: No, not really, what do you mean?
Link: Ummmmm, shut up!
Mario: Don’t tellme to shut up! You shut up!
Link: No, you shut up.
Ryo(injured): Shut up both of you!
Mario: Hey Ryo, are you okay. You look terible.
Ryo: Keep friends, that are close to you. Argghhh.
Mario: Mammma Mia! See you next time.
Thanks for reading. Please say if you thought it was good
Liquid Snake.
Hallo and welcome to Peaches Punch- up! Today we have got some of the finest fights you ever gonna see. First up in then blue corner we have got The Legendary Link and his sidekick Navi and there both from the N64 title Zelda and against him in the Red corner the Ju-jistu Champ Ryo Hazuki and his best friend F**-san from one of the greatest Dreamcast titles Shenmue. Before we begin we’ll have to we’ve got to take a quick break, we ‘ll be back in a minute, don’t go anywhere!
( 2 MINUTES LATER) *Always Coca-Cola*
Welcome back. Were just about to kick off this match up, but before we do lets just take a look at there stats.
Name: Link
Age: Unknown
Birth Place: Hyrule
Fighting Style: Sword and Shield
Name: Ryo Hazuki
Age: 19
Birth Place: Yamanose
Figthing style: Ju Jitsu
Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Ryo Hazuki Vs. Link
‘Let’s get ready to Rumble!’
And the fight has began. Ryo gets in the first shot, with a kick to young Links head. Ouch. Tjhat must of hurt. At this moment Ryo has the lead with another kick to the body. Link better pull his socks up otherwise he’s not going to be in this fight much longer. Link pulls out hisd sword. I think he means business. If he gets qa few hits on Ryo with that thing, Ryo’s gonna be in a pain. There neck and neck, battling it out to be in the final next week. Link gets a cheap shot on Ryo, ohhh and wait. Link took one swipe at Ryo with his sword and it’s all over. The winner hwere is Link!
*After the Show*
Mario: How do you fell after whooping Ryo butt!
Link: Well, all in a day’s work. You know what I mean?
Mario: No, not really, what do you mean?
Link: Ummmmm, shut up!
Mario: Don’t tellme to shut up! You shut up!
Link: No, you shut up.
Ryo(injured): Shut up both of you!
Mario: Hey Ryo, are you okay. You look terible.
Ryo: Keep friends, that are close to you. Argghhh.
Mario: Mammma Mia! See you next time.
Thanks for reading. Please say if you thought it was good
Liquid Snake.
It’s a meeeee... Mario.
Hallo and welcome to Peaches Punch- up! Today we have got some of the finest fights you ever gonna see. First up in then blue corner we have got The Legendary Link and his sidekick Navi and there both from the N64 title Zelda and against him in the Red corner the Ju-jistu Champ Ryo Hazuki and his best friend F**-san from one of the greatest Dreamcast titles Shenmue. Before we begin we’ll have to we’ve got to take a quick break, we ‘ll be back in a minute, don’t go anywhere!
( 2 MINUTES LATER) *Always Coca-Cola*
Welcome back. Were just about to kick off this match up, but before we do lets just take a look at there stats.
Name: Link
Age: Unknown
Birth Place: Hyrule
Fighting Style: Sword and Shield
Name: Ryo Hazuki
Age: 19
Birth Place: Yamanose
Figthing style: Ju Jitsu
Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Ryo Hazuki Vs. Link
‘Let’s get ready to Rumble!’
And the fight has began. Ryo gets in the first shot, with a kick to young Links head. Ouch. Tjhat must of hurt. At this moment Ryo has the lead with another kick to the body. Link better pull his socks up otherwise he’s not going to be in this fight much longer. Link pulls out hisd sword. I think he means business. If he gets qa few hits on Ryo with that thing, Ryo’s gonna be in a pain. There neck and neck, battling it out to be in the final next week. Link gets a cheap shot on Ryo, ohhh and wait. Link took one swipe at Ryo with his sword and it’s all over. The winner hwere is Link!
*After the Show*
Mario: How do you fell after whooping Ryo butt!
Link: Well, all in a day’s work. You know what I mean?
Mario: No, not really, what do you mean?
Link: Ummmmm, shut up!
Mario: Don’t tellme to shut up! You shut up!
Link: No, you shut up.
Ryo(injured): Shut up both of you!
Mario: Hey Ryo, are you okay. You look terible.
Ryo: Keep friends, that are close to you. Argghhh.
Mario: Mammma Mia! See you next time.
Thanks for reading. Please say if you thought it was good
Liquid Snake.
Hallo and welcome to Peaches Punch- up! Today we have got some of the finest fights you ever gonna see. First up in then blue corner we have got The Legendary Link and his sidekick Navi and there both from the N64 title Zelda and against him in the Red corner the Ju-jistu Champ Ryo Hazuki and his best friend F**-san from one of the greatest Dreamcast titles Shenmue. Before we begin we’ll have to we’ve got to take a quick break, we ‘ll be back in a minute, don’t go anywhere!
( 2 MINUTES LATER) *Always Coca-Cola*
Welcome back. Were just about to kick off this match up, but before we do lets just take a look at there stats.
Name: Link
Age: Unknown
Birth Place: Hyrule
Fighting Style: Sword and Shield
Name: Ryo Hazuki
Age: 19
Birth Place: Yamanose
Figthing style: Ju Jitsu
Okay, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Ryo Hazuki Vs. Link
‘Let’s get ready to Rumble!’
And the fight has began. Ryo gets in the first shot, with a kick to young Links head. Ouch. Tjhat must of hurt. At this moment Ryo has the lead with another kick to the body. Link better pull his socks up otherwise he’s not going to be in this fight much longer. Link pulls out hisd sword. I think he means business. If he gets qa few hits on Ryo with that thing, Ryo’s gonna be in a pain. There neck and neck, battling it out to be in the final next week. Link gets a cheap shot on Ryo, ohhh and wait. Link took one swipe at Ryo with his sword and it’s all over. The winner hwere is Link!
*After the Show*
Mario: How do you fell after whooping Ryo butt!
Link: Well, all in a day’s work. You know what I mean?
Mario: No, not really, what do you mean?
Link: Ummmmm, shut up!
Mario: Don’t tellme to shut up! You shut up!
Link: No, you shut up.
Ryo(injured): Shut up both of you!
Mario: Hey Ryo, are you okay. You look terible.
Ryo: Keep friends, that are close to you. Argghhh.
Mario: Mammma Mia! See you next time.
Thanks for reading. Please say if you thought it was good
Liquid Snake.
Whats Mario doing a SONY forum eh ?
Anyway, to continue the story;
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MARIO: So what now guys ?
LINK: Erm don't know, while to May 3rd isn't it ?
RYO: We could, like, go back to Japan, or the Nintendo forum on SR ?
MARIO: You men where we should be, where people are fanatical about Nintendo ?
RYO: Only some my friend, only some....
LINK: Whose at the door ?
Goes to open door and falls to the floor unconscious.
MARIO: Eh ?
SOLID SNAKE: Your reign here has come to an end Mario
Aims and fires M9, Mario collapses to the ground. Ryo cowers in the corner.
SOLID SNAKE: Don't worry mate, never heard of you !
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Yes it was poor I know, but Im bored !
Anyway, to continue the story;
************************************************************
MARIO: So what now guys ?
LINK: Erm don't know, while to May 3rd isn't it ?
RYO: We could, like, go back to Japan, or the Nintendo forum on SR ?
MARIO: You men where we should be, where people are fanatical about Nintendo ?
RYO: Only some my friend, only some....
LINK: Whose at the door ?
Goes to open door and falls to the floor unconscious.
MARIO: Eh ?
SOLID SNAKE: Your reign here has come to an end Mario
Aims and fires M9, Mario collapses to the ground. Ryo cowers in the corner.
SOLID SNAKE: Don't worry mate, never heard of you !
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Yes it was poor I know, but Im bored !