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Playboy magazine had copyrited all reviews to their magazine, but did not publish any of their reviews in their magazine as they had only limited space and their normal pictures which have to go which upseted many buyers
The Play-Boy System blowed away the competition of The Sony Cell(Playstation 3), The Microsoft Home Station (Xbox 2) and the Nintendo Cuboid.
This Powerful console had Internet acess and links to 100's of Porn sites free amongst a web cam and a cyber sex chat link. This console could be only purchased by 18, so sparked an uproar in the world of gaming
This console was home to many fine games including:-
Super BUST a move 5,
This fine game stared Jordan, who had been married 14 times, had 24 boob jobs, her current figure is 36 XXX and has had 12 Children by the time this was released in 2007, she was currently married to Mr Snuggly when this was released.
a bit Similar to the Bust a Move games, this game had you joining Silicon atoms together in the same colour to fall to the bottom of the screen to enhance the Characters Bust, when the meter got to the Bust figure of
36 XXX, the player won the game, this game was in time limits, so if you ran out of time. If you completed the game you got a link to a Jordan site free, this made the game less linear.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 15
After loads of sequels from Microsoft, This game was released for the Play-Boy system for the launch in 2006, Sarah Michelle Gellar stared in this (Obviously), The Undead were made extinct in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 14, so this had an entirely new story, Sarah was not afraid of being seen nude and agreed to her character being nude, so the Undead were replaced by hundreds of perverts who chased Buffy around, Buffy still had all her old moves, and had a new power up, the scooby snack, which gave her 100% more power, even though she did not need it. This game took hours to complete as there were so many perverts chasing Buffy, not many did actually complete this to be honest.
Elin Nordergren PGA tour 2008
Elin Nordegren married Tiger in 2003, she was keen to take up golf, and with the help of Tiger she became the World Womens champion, she was to good for her own sex, so they decided to put her in the male group.
After winning so many, Golfing titles, Tiger Woods retired in 2007 because of extreme pains in his wrist because his wife Elin Nordegren beat him in an arm wrestle over who was to win the US Open after their scores were tied, so it came down to Elin Nordegren to lead the next line of EA golf titles, this game was so popular as Elin jumped for joy every time she got a birdie and slapped her caddie Tiger every time she got a Bogey.
There was many different courses, this was released in 2008.
Hardcore BMX XXX 4
this was released for launch, in the same style as other BMX games, this had proper characters.....porn stars, including Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera, each character had a 3 hour video for you to unlock, this game caused a huge uproar in the gaming, new multiplayer modes were added including strip BMX, which was like horse but you had to spell strip and the losers character would have to strip, the main game, saw you having to ride around town trying to do things like bunny hop over the magazine shelf similar to tony hawks games, the graphics in this console were so realistic that each character looked exactly like the real life person,
so this was a must buy.
Annalise Braakensiek in Play your Cards right
In this game you do get someting for a pair, This Blonde Aussie stars in
this, Bruce retires and Annalise takes over, this game turned into Strip poker when she took over, but you didn't have to strip, she did. she presented a card and you had to guess if it was higher or lower there were time limits,Anne Robinson, bizarrely turned up from time to time, giving you hints as to what you should guess. If you lost, you got beamed into a weakest link game and you had to win this to get back into Play your cards right.
These are some of the great array of games that were released for this console, others include
:-
Holly Valance in Down Boy
Milla jovovich in Resident Evil 10
Pamela anderson in Baywatch
Britneys dance beat 5.
I would certainly buy this console, would you?
P.S. Sorry if I have offended anyone by laungauge and comments
Thanks
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> No.
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> sod. it.
I'll remenber that!!!
sod. it.
> You forgot that all of Jordan's children are blind, and have silicone
> for eyes.
Sorry gerrid