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"Joke. By popular demand. Well, Wookiee anyway..."

A bra, a battery and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. The battery and the jump leads take a seat whilst the bra goes up to the bar.

The bra says to the barman "Afternoon pal, three pints of Stella please"

"Sorry mate" says the barman "I can't serve you"

"Why not" the bra says

"Coz you're off your t!ts and your mates look like they're going to start something"

That wittisism was bessotted with mediocrity.

Joe Dark wrote:
> Funny joke, I like the short and simple ones


So do I - they're just the right height (if ya know what I mean) and too stupid to worry about the cons...

Oh. You mean jokes, don't you? Oops.

Hehe, personally, I liked that one.

Funny joke, I like the short and simple ones

Your Honour wrote:
> Your wit is only exceeded by my beauty, my friend.

Oh dear - that's not saying much, is it?!

Hehehe

Hur hur hur.

Your wit is only exceeded by my beauty, my friend.

Your Honour wrote:
> You can't even copy right, can you Wookiee? :-)

Can't copyright what?

allardini wrote:
> You notables and your jokes!

maybe we should call them "jokables" *deadly silence* ok... i'm just going to off into a corner and cry now :(
slik ~_~

Fair point.

Anyway, lucky guess with 1977, eh?

Maybe I should try for the lottery this week...