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CAW Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match:
The Raging Dogs (c) (STD-BBS Scotty and Rage-Crash) vs Kid Rock and Longy vs Brooklyn Destruction Agency (TBM (Tazz) and T-Devil (Jackass))
Written by Mouldy Cheese
Right then… I’ll see what I can do with this little lot.
The teams all start out in the ring, mainly because I can’t be @rsed to write 6 entrances. This being one of my matches, I’m going to completely forgo any tagging, instead opting to have a tornado style thing instead. Elimination also – both members of a team must be eliminated seperatly. That means we’ll see 4 or 5 eliminations. Elimination is via pinfall, submission, or DQ.
The Raging Dogs start out in the top right hand corner of the ring. The Silly Spammers (Kid Rock and Longy) are bottom left, and the 12 year old (take it in what sense thou wilt) BDA are bottom right. Not that it matters at all, because in a few seconds all hell is likely to break loose. It is wrestling you know.
Scotty Too Hott….er, I mean Scotty the Doggy starts us off, running at Kid Rock. This proves to be a fairly stupid move, as although he clotheslines KR down, Longy simply punches Scotty in the back of the head, knocking him down. KR and Longy stomp Scotty down against the turnbuckle, prompting his partner Rage to come to his rescue. He comes up behind the two, and gets Longy in a full nelson. Longy, wise to this kind of move, jumps up onto the second rope and falls backward, crushing Rage against the canvas.
The BDA just stand in their corner. Quite clever really, for wrestlers.
KR stops stomping on Scotty The Doggy, and comes to help destory Rage. Kr and Longy whip Rage into the ropes. When he comes back, Longy kicks him in the stomach, and KR scissor kicks him. Scotty has rolled out of the ring to recuperate.
KR picks Rage up, and motions to Longy for some sort of double team. Longy quickly climbs up to the top rope, and KR again whips Rage into the ropes. When Rage comes back, KR picks him up as if to do a spinebuster. However, he doesn’t turn around, he just staggers backwards toward the turnbuckle that Longy has mounted. Longy jumps off the top and spears Rage to the ground from the elevated position, spanking Rages head against the ground. Owch.
BDA are still just watching. Like muppets.
Scotty the Froggy slides into the ring, for no reason other than that I need him to get beaten up. He lays into KR, but KR stops that nonsense with a headbutt. Longy comes up behind him and spanks him with a punch to the knee, bending him over. Longy then graps his legs, sweeping them from under him, landing Scotty on his head. KR then leg drops the back of Scottys head.
A cover….1…..2….kick out.
Longy picks Scotty up to his feet. He then locks the Dog thing in a sleeper hold. KR seems to think that this is all getting a bit to technical for his liking, so his punches Scotty in the face. Scotty falls down, probably hurt.
Longy and Kid Rock, kicking the excrement out of everyone else so far, then mount separate turnbuckles. We don’t know what they were going to do however, because at this point the BDA decide to get involved, crotching the two wrestlers on the buckles. They then hit tandem superplexes.
Tazz picks up Longy, and whips him into the buckle. The aptly named Jackass whips KR into the opposite buckle. Jackass then whips Bottie Man into Longy, then KR. Which again, probably hurts.
Scotty The Sploggy has crawled back into the ring. Jackass and Bottie Man look at him, punch the hell out of him, and then go for a double suplex. Scotty, again hurt, rolls out of the ring.
Rage then gets into the ring, seemingly not knowing what just happened to Scotty. Bottie hits his pulling piledriver, and serves Rage to Jackass, who hits a powerslam.
This is much harder to write than I thought. Time to get rid of someone methinks.
KR and Longy are now up, and they lay into the BDA with puches. KR manages to hit a DDT on Jackass, then moves toward Bottie Man. Not because he wants to help KR smash him wiv fist, just because he can’t escape Bottie Mans gravitational pull.
KR and Longy hit what was once known to ECW fans as Total Elimination. A ‘E C Dub!’ chant starts up in the smark crowd. KR then supports Bottie on his knee, as Longy jumps up top. They hit a guilotine backbreaker, which, unsurprisingly, hurts Bottie rather a lot.
Scottie The Smoggy gets back in the ring, but he is subjected to a KR Slam DDT. KR covers, but Jackass is up and breaks the pin for no apparent reason. KR and Longy turn on Jackass, hitting a double team clothsline. KR then supports Jackass on his knee… Super Backbreaker time. Longy jumps up top, and flys down in the leg drop…but Jackass elbows KR in the face, and catches Longy! And they’re right next to the ropes! Jackass Gorrilla Presses Longy right out of the ring, onto the prone body of the long-suffering Scottie!
Kid Wok, however, is behind Jackass, and he nuts him in the back of the head. Wokky puts Jackass up onto the top buckle…and climbs up, looking for a Superplex. Wokky isn’t strong enough though, and now he is in a precarious position at the mercy of Jackass! Jackass lifts KR up, vertical suplex style…god no…don’t do it…he’s going to suplex KR right out of the ring, down to the floor! The crowd roar with anticipation!
Jillass falls backward, and KR is suplexed right back, so far that he goes over the railing and into the (now cleared) front rows of the crowd! He is dead. I don’t mean that literally of course. That would just be silly (thinks back to 1994 Undertaker, and hangs his head). Jackass, however, is a stupidhead, and hit himself on the railing as he went down. Moron.
Rage and Rikish…True Bottie Man roll into the ring, just because they’re the only two who havn’t taken massive bumps, and thus the only two who can still walk. If anyone else has lost track of where all 6 guys are, I can’t blame you.
Rage and Bottie lock up. Bottie decides to try a hammerlock, but Rage simply elbows Bottie in the face, before sweeping his legs away. Rage goes for a quick elbow drop, but Bottie rolls out the way, making Rage jar his elbow on the ground. Bottie swiftly hits a leg drop on Rages head, then covers, but only for 2. Bottie picks Rage up, whips him into the ropes, and hits a sidewalk slam. Another cover, but again only 2.
Bottie kicks Rage while he’s down, then picks him up. Bottie whips Rage into the corner, before following up with a big splash. Bottie then whips Rage into the other corner, and hits another splash. Rage is being crushed. Bottie whips Rage into the buckle again, and hits that massive splash…that’s 400lb running full pelt into Rage there. Bottie whips Rage into the opposite buckle again, looking for a 4th splash…but he hasn’t seen Scottie The Doggy mount (another) turnbuckle! As Bottie runs across to hit a fourth splash, Scottie nails a double axe handle from the top!
Rage, seeing his partner, magicaly recovers, and the Raging Doggs hit a tandem clothesline. They then double whip Bottie into the corner… looks like the Raging Dogger! Rage goes up top…Scotty gets onto his shoulders…now can they lift Bottie into a powerslam position?
Well…no, they can’t. It looks like Scotty is going to mange it, but Botties weight is too much for him, and it ends up as Bottie hitting one massive powerslam, using Scotties partner against him. Scotty once again is hit with a massive power move, and by now I’m sure you can see the pattern emerging.
Sheesh…I still got 5 people to eliminate, and this is my 13,600th word.
Bottie turns around, and Rage is there! Rage goes for the Alley Oop…but Bottie is too heavy, and Rages collapses under the weight! Pin! 1…2…3! Rage has been eliminated! Scottie is on his own!
Bottie spots Scottie lying prone in the ring and covers…1….2…broken up by Longy, who kicks Bottie in the face. Longy picks Bottie up, and tries for the Longstar, but Bottie is too damn heavy. Who will eliminate him? Longy tries to whip Bottie into the ropes, but it gets reversed, and Longy gets hit with a big powerslam.
Kid Rock runs in now, and catches Bottie in a full Nelson. Bottie, however, just runs backward, into the nearest turnbuckle. Kid Rock is crushed. Bottie runs to the opposite corner, and goes for his big splash…but Kid Rock flips up, and gets a sunset flip! 1…..2….dammit, kick out.
They both get up quickly, and Kid Rock goes for his Double Arm DDT…but he isn’t powerful enough to take Bottie down. Rock falls down, and is flattened by a splash from Bottie. Bottie is a big fat t****r.
Scottie comes back in the ring stupidly enough, and bottie picks him up, and drops him over the top rope. But wait! Here comes Longy from behind, with a roll up! But he can’t get the leverage to take Bottie down…Bottie sits on his arm! That must be broken!
The EMTs come out…everyone is taking a breather. Longy is stretched backstage, and is eliminated via countout. I think he may be injured.
After this commotion, all 4 remaining men are squaring off in the ring. T-Devil and Bottie are obviously teaming, whilst there seems to be some negotiation between Scottie and Kid Rock. After about a minute of talking, the two shake hands…looks like a 2 vs 2 situation here!
Scottie and Kid Rock, the faces, run at the BDA, and lay into them with punches. Scottie nails T-Devil with a punch hard enough to send him sprawling in the corner, and then the makeshift team whip bottie into the ropes and hit a combo clothesline.
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CAW Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match:
The Raging Dogs (c) (STD-BBS Scotty and Rage-Crash) vs Kid Rock and Longy vs Brooklyn Destruction Agency (TBM (Tazz) and T-Devil (Jackass))
Written by Mouldy Cheese
Right then… I’ll see what I can do with this little lot.
The teams all start out in the ring, mainly because I can’t be @rsed to write 6 entrances. This being one of my matches, I’m going to completely forgo any tagging, instead opting to have a tornado style thing instead. Elimination also – both members of a team must be eliminated seperatly. That means we’ll see 4 or 5 eliminations. Elimination is via pinfall, submission, or DQ.
The Raging Dogs start out in the top right hand corner of the ring. The Silly Spammers (Kid Rock and Longy) are bottom left, and the 12 year old (take it in what sense thou wilt) BDA are bottom right. Not that it matters at all, because in a few seconds all hell is likely to break loose. It is wrestling you know.
Scotty Too Hott….er, I mean Scotty the Doggy starts us off, running at Kid Rock. This proves to be a fairly stupid move, as although he clotheslines KR down, Longy simply punches Scotty in the back of the head, knocking him down. KR and Longy stomp Scotty down against the turnbuckle, prompting his partner Rage to come to his rescue. He comes up behind the two, and gets Longy in a full nelson. Longy, wise to this kind of move, jumps up onto the second rope and falls backward, crushing Rage against the canvas.
The BDA just stand in their corner. Quite clever really, for wrestlers.
KR stops stomping on Scotty The Doggy, and comes to help destory Rage. Kr and Longy whip Rage into the ropes. When he comes back, Longy kicks him in the stomach, and KR scissor kicks him. Scotty has rolled out of the ring to recuperate.
KR picks Rage up, and motions to Longy for some sort of double team. Longy quickly climbs up to the top rope, and KR again whips Rage into the ropes. When Rage comes back, KR picks him up as if to do a spinebuster. However, he doesn’t turn around, he just staggers backwards toward the turnbuckle that Longy has mounted. Longy jumps off the top and spears Rage to the ground from the elevated position, spanking Rages head against the ground. Owch.
BDA are still just watching. Like muppets.
Scotty the Froggy slides into the ring, for no reason other than that I need him to get beaten up. He lays into KR, but KR stops that nonsense with a headbutt. Longy comes up behind him and spanks him with a punch to the knee, bending him over. Longy then graps his legs, sweeping them from under him, landing Scotty on his head. KR then leg drops the back of Scottys head.
A cover….1…..2….kick out.
Longy picks Scotty up to his feet. He then locks the Dog thing in a sleeper hold. KR seems to think that this is all getting a bit to technical for his liking, so his punches Scotty in the face. Scotty falls down, probably hurt.
Longy and Kid Rock, kicking the excrement out of everyone else so far, then mount separate turnbuckles. We don’t know what they were going to do however, because at this point the BDA decide to get involved, crotching the two wrestlers on the buckles. They then hit tandem superplexes.
Tazz picks up Longy, and whips him into the buckle. The aptly named Jackass whips KR into the opposite buckle. Jackass then whips Bottie Man into Longy, then KR. Which again, probably hurts.
Scotty The Sploggy has crawled back into the ring. Jackass and Bottie Man look at him, punch the hell out of him, and then go for a double suplex. Scotty, again hurt, rolls out of the ring.
Rage then gets into the ring, seemingly not knowing what just happened to Scotty. Bottie hits his pulling piledriver, and serves Rage to Jackass, who hits a powerslam.
This is much harder to write than I thought. Time to get rid of someone methinks.
KR and Longy are now up, and they lay into the BDA with puches. KR manages to hit a DDT on Jackass, then moves toward Bottie Man. Not because he wants to help KR smash him wiv fist, just because he can’t escape Bottie Mans gravitational pull.
KR and Longy hit what was once known to ECW fans as Total Elimination. A ‘E C Dub!’ chant starts up in the smark crowd. KR then supports Bottie on his knee, as Longy jumps up top. They hit a guilotine backbreaker, which, unsurprisingly, hurts Bottie rather a lot.
Scottie The Smoggy gets back in the ring, but he is subjected to a KR Slam DDT. KR covers, but Jackass is up and breaks the pin for no apparent reason. KR and Longy turn on Jackass, hitting a double team clothsline. KR then supports Jackass on his knee… Super Backbreaker time. Longy jumps up top, and flys down in the leg drop…but Jackass elbows KR in the face, and catches Longy! And they’re right next to the ropes! Jackass Gorrilla Presses Longy right out of the ring, onto the prone body of the long-suffering Scottie!
Kid Wok, however, is behind Jackass, and he nuts him in the back of the head. Wokky puts Jackass up onto the top buckle…and climbs up, looking for a Superplex. Wokky isn’t strong enough though, and now he is in a precarious position at the mercy of Jackass! Jackass lifts KR up, vertical suplex style…god no…don’t do it…he’s going to suplex KR right out of the ring, down to the floor! The crowd roar with anticipation!
Jillass falls backward, and KR is suplexed right back, so far that he goes over the railing and into the (now cleared) front rows of the crowd! He is dead. I don’t mean that literally of course. That would just be silly (thinks back to 1994 Undertaker, and hangs his head). Jackass, however, is a stupidhead, and hit himself on the railing as he went down. Moron.
Rage and Rikish…True Bottie Man roll into the ring, just because they’re the only two who havn’t taken massive bumps, and thus the only two who can still walk. If anyone else has lost track of where all 6 guys are, I can’t blame you.
Rage and Bottie lock up. Bottie decides to try a hammerlock, but Rage simply elbows Bottie in the face, before sweeping his legs away. Rage goes for a quick elbow drop, but Bottie rolls out the way, making Rage jar his elbow on the ground. Bottie swiftly hits a leg drop on Rages head, then covers, but only for 2. Bottie picks Rage up, whips him into the ropes, and hits a sidewalk slam. Another cover, but again only 2.
Bottie kicks Rage while he’s down, then picks him up. Bottie whips Rage into the corner, before following up with a big splash. Bottie then whips Rage into the other corner, and hits another splash. Rage is being crushed. Bottie whips Rage into the buckle again, and hits that massive splash…that’s 400lb running full pelt into Rage there. Bottie whips Rage into the opposite buckle again, looking for a 4th splash…but he hasn’t seen Scottie The Doggy mount (another) turnbuckle! As Bottie runs across to hit a fourth splash, Scottie nails a double axe handle from the top!
Rage, seeing his partner, magicaly recovers, and the Raging Doggs hit a tandem clothesline. They then double whip Bottie into the corner… looks like the Raging Dogger! Rage goes up top…Scotty gets onto his shoulders…now can they lift Bottie into a powerslam position?
Well…no, they can’t. It looks like Scotty is going to mange it, but Botties weight is too much for him, and it ends up as Bottie hitting one massive powerslam, using Scotties partner against him. Scotty once again is hit with a massive power move, and by now I’m sure you can see the pattern emerging.
Sheesh…I still got 5 people to eliminate, and this is my 13,600th word.
Bottie turns around, and Rage is there! Rage goes for the Alley Oop…but Bottie is too heavy, and Rages collapses under the weight! Pin! 1…2…3! Rage has been eliminated! Scottie is on his own!
Bottie spots Scottie lying prone in the ring and covers…1….2…broken up by Longy, who kicks Bottie in the face. Longy picks Bottie up, and tries for the Longstar, but Bottie is too damn heavy. Who will eliminate him? Longy tries to whip Bottie into the ropes, but it gets reversed, and Longy gets hit with a big powerslam.
Kid Rock runs in now, and catches Bottie in a full Nelson. Bottie, however, just runs backward, into the nearest turnbuckle. Kid Rock is crushed. Bottie runs to the opposite corner, and goes for his big splash…but Kid Rock flips up, and gets a sunset flip! 1…..2….dammit, kick out.
They both get up quickly, and Kid Rock goes for his Double Arm DDT…but he isn’t powerful enough to take Bottie down. Rock falls down, and is flattened by a splash from Bottie. Bottie is a big fat t****r.
Scottie comes back in the ring stupidly enough, and bottie picks him up, and drops him over the top rope. But wait! Here comes Longy from behind, with a roll up! But he can’t get the leverage to take Bottie down…Bottie sits on his arm! That must be broken!
The EMTs come out…everyone is taking a breather. Longy is stretched backstage, and is eliminated via countout. I think he may be injured.
After this commotion, all 4 remaining men are squaring off in the ring. T-Devil and Bottie are obviously teaming, whilst there seems to be some negotiation between Scottie and Kid Rock. After about a minute of talking, the two shake hands…looks like a 2 vs 2 situation here!
Scottie and Kid Rock, the faces, run at the BDA, and lay into them with punches. Scottie nails T-Devil with a punch hard enough to send him sprawling in the corner, and then the makeshift team whip bottie into the ropes and hit a combo clothesline.
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CAW Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match:
The Raging Dogs (c) (STD-BBS Scotty and Rage-Crash) vs Kid Rock and Longy vs Brooklyn Destruction Agency (TBM (Tazz) and T-Devil (Jackass))
Written by Mouldy Cheese
Right then… I’ll see what I can do with this little lot.
The teams all start out in the ring, mainly because I can’t be @rsed to write 6 entrances. This being one of my matches, I’m going to completely forgo any tagging, instead opting to have a tornado style thing instead. Elimination also – both members of a team must be eliminated seperatly. That means we’ll see 4 or 5 eliminations. Elimination is via pinfall, submission, or DQ.
The Raging Dogs start out in the top right hand corner of the ring. The Silly Spammers (Kid Rock and Longy) are bottom left, and the 12 year old (take it in what sense thou wilt) BDA are bottom right. Not that it matters at all, because in a few seconds all hell is likely to break loose. It is wrestling you know.
Scotty Too Hott….er, I mean Scotty the Doggy starts us off, running at Kid Rock. This proves to be a fairly stupid move, as although he clotheslines KR down, Longy simply punches Scotty in the back of the head, knocking him down. KR and Longy stomp Scotty down against the turnbuckle, prompting his partner Rage to come to his rescue. He comes up behind the two, and gets Longy in a full nelson. Longy, wise to this kind of move, jumps up onto the second rope and falls backward, crushing Rage against the canvas.
The BDA just stand in their corner. Quite clever really, for wrestlers.
KR stops stomping on Scotty The Doggy, and comes to help destory Rage. Kr and Longy whip Rage into the ropes. When he comes back, Longy kicks him in the stomach, and KR scissor kicks him. Scotty has rolled out of the ring to recuperate.
KR picks Rage up, and motions to Longy for some sort of double team. Longy quickly climbs up to the top rope, and KR again whips Rage into the ropes. When Rage comes back, KR picks him up as if to do a spinebuster. However, he doesn’t turn around, he just staggers backwards toward the turnbuckle that Longy has mounted. Longy jumps off the top and spears Rage to the ground from the elevated position, spanking Rages head against the ground. Owch.
BDA are still just watching. Like muppets.
Scotty the Froggy slides into the ring, for no reason other than that I need him to get beaten up. He lays into KR, but KR stops that nonsense with a headbutt. Longy comes up behind him and spanks him with a punch to the knee, bending him over. Longy then graps his legs, sweeping them from under him, landing Scotty on his head. KR then leg drops the back of Scottys head.
A cover….1…..2….kick out.
Longy picks Scotty up to his feet. He then locks the Dog thing in a sleeper hold. KR seems to think that this is all getting a bit to technical for his liking, so his punches Scotty in the face. Scotty falls down, probably hurt.
Longy and Kid Rock, kicking the excrement out of everyone else so far, then mount separate turnbuckles. We don’t know what they were going to do however, because at this point the BDA decide to get involved, crotching the two wrestlers on the buckles. They then hit tandem superplexes.
Tazz picks up Longy, and whips him into the buckle. The aptly named Jackass whips KR into the opposite buckle. Jackass then whips Bottie Man into Longy, then KR. Which again, probably hurts.
Scotty The Sploggy has crawled back into the ring. Jackass and Bottie Man look at him, punch the hell out of him, and then go for a double suplex. Scotty, again hurt, rolls out of the ring.
Rage then gets into the ring, seemingly not knowing what just happened to Scotty. Bottie hits his pulling piledriver, and serves Rage to Jackass, who hits a powerslam.
This is much harder to write than I thought. Time to get rid of someone methinks.
KR and Longy are now up, and they lay into the BDA with puches. KR manages to hit a DDT on Jackass, then moves toward Bottie Man. Not because he wants to help KR smash him wiv fist, just because he can’t escape Bottie Mans gravitational pull.
KR and Longy hit what was once known to ECW fans as Total Elimination. A ‘E C Dub!’ chant starts up in the smark crowd. KR then supports Bottie on his knee, as Longy jumps up top. They hit a guilotine backbreaker, which, unsurprisingly, hurts Bottie rather a lot.
Scottie The Smoggy gets back in the ring, but he is subjected to a KR Slam DDT. KR covers, but Jackass is up and breaks the pin for no apparent reason. KR and Longy turn on Jackass, hitting a double team clothsline. KR then supports Jackass on his knee… Super Backbreaker time. Longy jumps up top, and flys down in the leg drop…but Jackass elbows KR in the face, and catches Longy! And they’re right next to the ropes! Jackass Gorrilla Presses Longy right out of the ring, onto the prone body of the long-suffering Scottie!
Kid Wok, however, is behind Jackass, and he nuts him in the back of the head. Wokky puts Jackass up onto the top buckle…and climbs up, looking for a Superplex. Wokky isn’t strong enough though, and now he is in a precarious position at the mercy of Jackass! Jackass lifts KR up, vertical suplex style…god no…don’t do it…he’s going to suplex KR right out of the ring, down to the floor! The crowd roar with anticipation!
Jillass falls backward, and KR is suplexed right back, so far that he goes over the railing and into the (now cleared) front rows of the crowd! He is dead. I don’t mean that literally of course. That would just be silly (thinks back to 1994 Undertaker, and hangs his head). Jackass, however, is a stupidhead, and hit himself on the railing as he went down. Moron.
Rage and Rikish…True Bottie Man roll into the ring, just because they’re the only two who havn’t taken massive bumps, and thus the only two who can still walk. If anyone else has lost track of where all 6 guys are, I can’t blame you.
Rage and Bottie lock up. Bottie decides to try a hammerlock, but Rage simply elbows Bottie in the face, before sweeping his legs away. Rage goes for a quick elbow drop, but Bottie rolls out the way, making Rage jar his elbow on the ground. Bottie swiftly hits a leg drop on Rages head, then covers, but only for 2. Bottie picks Rage up, whips him into the ropes, and hits a sidewalk slam. Another cover, but again only 2.
Bottie kicks Rage while he’s down, then picks him up. Bottie whips Rage into the corner, before following up with a big splash. Bottie then whips Rage into the other corner, and hits another splash. Rage is being crushed. Bottie whips Rage into the buckle again, and hits that massive splash…that’s 400lb running full pelt into Rage there. Bottie whips Rage into the opposite buckle again, looking for a 4th splash…but he hasn’t seen Scottie The Doggy mount (another) turnbuckle! As Bottie runs across to hit a fourth splash, Scottie nails a double axe handle from the top!
Rage, seeing his partner, magicaly recovers, and the Raging Doggs hit a tandem clothesline. They then double whip Bottie into the corner… looks like the Raging Dogger! Rage goes up top…Scotty gets onto his shoulders…now can they lift Bottie into a powerslam position?
Well…no, they can’t. It looks like Scotty is going to mange it, but Botties weight is too much for him, and it ends up as Bottie hitting one massive powerslam, using Scotties partner against him. Scotty once again is hit with a massive power move, and by now I’m sure you can see the pattern emerging.
Sheesh…I still got 5 people to eliminate, and this is my 13,600th word.
Bottie turns around, and Rage is there! Rage goes for the Alley Oop…but Bottie is too heavy, and Rages collapses under the weight! Pin! 1…2…3! Rage has been eliminated! Scottie is on his own!
Bottie spots Scottie lying prone in the ring and covers…1….2…broken up by Longy, who kicks Bottie in the face. Longy picks Bottie up, and tries for the Longstar, but Bottie is too damn heavy. Who will eliminate him? Longy tries to whip Bottie into the ropes, but it gets reversed, and Longy gets hit with a big powerslam.
Kid Rock runs in now, and catches Bottie in a full Nelson. Bottie, however, just runs backward, into the nearest turnbuckle. Kid Rock is crushed. Bottie runs to the opposite corner, and goes for his big splash…but Kid Rock flips up, and gets a sunset flip! 1…..2….dammit, kick out.
They both get up quickly, and Kid Rock goes for his Double Arm DDT…but he isn’t powerful enough to take Bottie down. Rock falls down, and is flattened by a splash from Bottie. Bottie is a big fat t****r.
Scottie comes back in the ring stupidly enough, and bottie picks him up, and drops him over the top rope. But wait! Here comes Longy from behind, with a roll up! But he can’t get the leverage to take Bottie down…Bottie sits on his arm! That must be broken!
The EMTs come out…everyone is taking a breather. Longy is stretched backstage, and is eliminated via countout. I think he may be injured.
After this commotion, all 4 remaining men are squaring off in the ring. T-Devil and Bottie are obviously teaming, whilst there seems to be some negotiation between Scottie and Kid Rock. After about a minute of talking, the two shake hands…looks like a 2 vs 2 situation here!
Scottie and Kid Rock, the faces, run at the BDA, and lay into them with punches. Scottie nails T-Devil with a punch hard enough to send him sprawling in the corner, and then the makeshift team whip bottie into the ropes and hit a combo clothesline.
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CAW Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match:
The Raging Dogs (c) (STD-BBS Scotty and Rage-Crash) vs Kid Rock and Longy vs Brooklyn Destruction Agency (TBM (Tazz) and T-Devil (Jackass))
Written by Mouldy Cheese
Right then… I’ll see what I can do with this little lot.
The teams all start out in the ring, mainly because I can’t be @rsed to write 6 entrances. This being one of my matches, I’m going to completely forgo any tagging, instead opting to have a tornado style thing instead. Elimination also – both members of a team must be eliminated seperatly. That means we’ll see 4 or 5 eliminations. Elimination is via pinfall, submission, or DQ.
The Raging Dogs start out in the top right hand corner of the ring. The Silly Spammers (Kid Rock and Longy) are bottom left, and the 12 year old (take it in what sense thou wilt) BDA are bottom right. Not that it matters at all, because in a few seconds all hell is likely to break loose. It is wrestling you know.
Scotty Too Hott….er, I mean Scotty the Doggy starts us off, running at Kid Rock. This proves to be a fairly stupid move, as although he clotheslines KR down, Longy simply punches Scotty in the back of the head, knocking him down. KR and Longy stomp Scotty down against the turnbuckle, prompting his partner Rage to come to his rescue. He comes up behind the two, and gets Longy in a full nelson. Longy, wise to this kind of move, jumps up onto the second rope and falls backward, crushing Rage against the canvas.
The BDA just stand in their corner. Quite clever really, for wrestlers.
KR stops stomping on Scotty The Doggy, and comes to help destory Rage. Kr and Longy whip Rage into the ropes. When he comes back, Longy kicks him in the stomach, and KR scissor kicks him. Scotty has rolled out of the ring to recuperate.
KR picks Rage up, and motions to Longy for some sort of double team. Longy quickly climbs up to the top rope, and KR again whips Rage into the ropes. When Rage comes back, KR picks him up as if to do a spinebuster. However, he doesn’t turn around, he just staggers backwards toward the turnbuckle that Longy has mounted. Longy jumps off the top and spears Rage to the ground from the elevated position, spanking Rages head against the ground. Owch.
BDA are still just watching. Like muppets.
Scotty the Froggy slides into the ring, for no reason other than that I need him to get beaten up. He lays into KR, but KR stops that nonsense with a headbutt. Longy comes up behind him and spanks him with a punch to the knee, bending him over. Longy then graps his legs, sweeping them from under him, landing Scotty on his head. KR then leg drops the back of Scottys head.
A cover….1…..2….kick out.
Longy picks Scotty up to his feet. He then locks the Dog thing in a sleeper hold. KR seems to think that this is all getting a bit to technical for his liking, so his punches Scotty in the face. Scotty falls down, probably hurt.
Longy and Kid Rock, kicking the excrement out of everyone else so far, then mount separate turnbuckles. We don’t know what they were going to do however, because at this point the BDA decide to get involved, crotching the two wrestlers on the buckles. They then hit tandem superplexes.
Tazz picks up Longy, and whips him into the buckle. The aptly named Jackass whips KR into the opposite buckle. Jackass then whips Bottie Man into Longy, then KR. Which again, probably hurts.
Scotty The Sploggy has crawled back into the ring. Jackass and Bottie Man look at him, punch the hell out of him, and then go for a double suplex. Scotty, again hurt, rolls out of the ring.
Rage then gets into the ring, seemingly not knowing what just happened to Scotty. Bottie hits his pulling piledriver, and serves Rage to Jackass, who hits a powerslam.
This is much harder to write than I thought. Time to get rid of someone methinks.
KR and Longy are now up, and they lay into the BDA with puches. KR manages to hit a DDT on Jackass, then moves toward Bottie Man. Not because he wants to help KR smash him wiv fist, just because he can’t escape Bottie Mans gravitational pull.
KR and Longy hit what was once known to ECW fans as Total Elimination. A ‘E C Dub!’ chant starts up in the smark crowd. KR then supports Bottie on his knee, as Longy jumps up top. They hit a guilotine backbreaker, which, unsurprisingly, hurts Bottie rather a lot.
Scottie The Smoggy gets back in the ring, but he is subjected to a KR Slam DDT. KR covers, but Jackass is up and breaks the pin for no apparent reason. KR and Longy turn on Jackass, hitting a double team clothsline. KR then supports Jackass on his knee… Super Backbreaker time. Longy jumps up top, and flys down in the leg drop…but Jackass elbows KR in the face, and catches Longy! And they’re right next to the ropes! Jackass Gorrilla Presses Longy right out of the ring, onto the prone body of the long-suffering Scottie!
Kid Wok, however, is behind Jackass, and he nuts him in the back of the head. Wokky puts Jackass up onto the top buckle…and climbs up, looking for a Superplex. Wokky isn’t strong enough though, and now he is in a precarious position at the mercy of Jackass! Jackass lifts KR up, vertical suplex style…god no…don’t do it…he’s going to suplex KR right out of the ring, down to the floor! The crowd roar with anticipation!
Jillass falls backward, and KR is suplexed right back, so far that he goes over the railing and into the (now cleared) front rows of the crowd! He is dead. I don’t mean that literally of course. That would just be silly (thinks back to 1994 Undertaker, and hangs his head). Jackass, however, is a stupidhead, and hit himself on the railing as he went down. Moron.
Rage and Rikish…True Bottie Man roll into the ring, just because they’re the only two who havn’t taken massive bumps, and thus the only two who can still walk. If anyone else has lost track of where all 6 guys are, I can’t blame you.
Rage and Bottie lock up. Bottie decides to try a hammerlock, but Rage simply elbows Bottie in the face, before sweeping his legs away. Rage goes for a quick elbow drop, but Bottie rolls out the way, making Rage jar his elbow on the ground. Bottie swiftly hits a leg drop on Rages head, then covers, but only for 2. Bottie picks Rage up, whips him into the ropes, and hits a sidewalk slam. Another cover, but again only 2.
Bottie kicks Rage while he’s down, then picks him up. Bottie whips Rage into the corner, before following up with a big splash. Bottie then whips Rage into the other corner, and hits another splash. Rage is being crushed. Bottie whips Rage into the buckle again, and hits that massive splash…that’s 400lb running full pelt into Rage there. Bottie whips Rage into the opposite buckle again, looking for a 4th splash…but he hasn’t seen Scottie The Doggy mount (another) turnbuckle! As Bottie runs across to hit a fourth splash, Scottie nails a double axe handle from the top!
Rage, seeing his partner, magicaly recovers, and the Raging Doggs hit a tandem clothesline. They then double whip Bottie into the corner… looks like the Raging Dogger! Rage goes up top…Scotty gets onto his shoulders…now can they lift Bottie into a powerslam position?
Well…no, they can’t. It looks like Scotty is going to mange it, but Botties weight is too much for him, and it ends up as Bottie hitting one massive powerslam, using Scotties partner against him. Scotty once again is hit with a massive power move, and by now I’m sure you can see the pattern emerging.
Sheesh…I still got 5 people to eliminate, and this is my 13,600th word.
Bottie turns around, and Rage is there! Rage goes for the Alley Oop…but Bottie is too heavy, and Rages collapses under the weight! Pin! 1…2…3! Rage has been eliminated! Scottie is on his own!
Bottie spots Scottie lying prone in the ring and covers…1….2…broken up by Longy, who kicks Bottie in the face. Longy picks Bottie up, and tries for the Longstar, but Bottie is too damn heavy. Who will eliminate him? Longy tries to whip Bottie into the ropes, but it gets reversed, and Longy gets hit with a big powerslam.
Kid Rock runs in now, and catches Bottie in a full Nelson. Bottie, however, just runs backward, into the nearest turnbuckle. Kid Rock is crushed. Bottie runs to the opposite corner, and goes for his big splash…but Kid Rock flips up, and gets a sunset flip! 1…..2….dammit, kick out.
They both get up quickly, and Kid Rock goes for his Double Arm DDT…but he isn’t powerful enough to take Bottie down. Rock falls down, and is flattened by a splash from Bottie. Bottie is a big fat t****r.
Scottie comes back in the ring stupidly enough, and bottie picks him up, and drops him over the top rope. But wait! Here comes Longy from behind, with a roll up! But he can’t get the leverage to take Bottie down…Bottie sits on his arm! That must be broken!
The EMTs come out…everyone is taking a breather. Longy is stretched backstage, and is eliminated via countout. I think he may be injured.
After this commotion, all 4 remaining men are squaring off in the ring. T-Devil and Bottie are obviously teaming, whilst there seems to be some negotiation between Scottie and Kid Rock. After about a minute of talking, the two shake hands…looks like a 2 vs 2 situation here!
Scottie and Kid Rock, the faces, run at the BDA, and lay into them with punches. Scottie nails T-Devil with a punch hard enough to send him sprawling in the corner, and then the makeshift team whip bottie into the ropes and hit a combo clothesline.