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Mario: Hey and welcome to the exciting Mario Roulette!
Audience Member: I thought it was Nintendo Roulette?
Mario: Well it is... but...
Audience member: Well call it Nintendo Roulette then!
Mario: Anyway we have six well known contestants here ready to take on the roulette. And they are... Donkey Kong (Everyone applauds including DK) My brother Luigi. (Silence) Link. (Women start screaming) Bowser. (Everyone Boos) Fox and finally Yoshi.
Okay guys the rules are simple and pointless, I will ask you a series of question sand you will answer them. Last one to answer a question correctly gains immunity.
Fox: Did you say balloonaty?!
Mario: No... and what the heck is balloonaty? (Fox goes silent) Anyway that person then gets the chance to ditch one of the other players. Understand? Well I don't either so lets play Nintendo Roulette... Who is Mario's brother?
Luigi: Oh it's a me.
Mario: Correct. Who battles Bowser and wins all the time?
Fox: It's me!
Mario: It's me.
Fox: That's what I said.
Mario: No I mean it's me.
Fox: What just because I didn't say "no i mean" I got it wrong. This is stupid.
Mario: No it's not.
Fox: Yes it is.
(5 minutes later)
Mario: Fine it's stupid. You can have the point.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: Oh and that's the end of that round, so Fox step up here and pull this level thingy.
Fox: Why me?!
Mario: Because you answered the last question correctly.
Fox: Fine. (Pulls level and lights flash around other contestants. Spins around seven times before finally slowing down and landing on... Luigi. He falls and you hear a nasty crack.)
Mario: On to round seven.
Fox: Why round seven?
Mario: Shut up! Anyway...
Luigi from below stage: Owwwww! I've really hurt my leg. I think it's broken. Can someone help me?
Mario: Anyway what colour are my sh...
Luigi again: Owwww! Can someone help me it really is hurting a lot.
Mario: a...
Luigi: Please help me. (Mario pulls out gun and jumps under stage. A loud bang can be heard. Mario returns.)
Mario: And that's the end of that round and it looks like no one answered a single question correctly so I will pull the level. (Pulls level and light spins around... Link is the unlucky one to be picked to go down next.)
Link: Guess it was a bad night to be wearing my sword.
Mario: Round 5 and here is the first question. Who invented toothpaste?
Yoshi: Dunno
Mario: Good enough! Who ate my doughnut earlier?
Bowser: Me... me... me!
Mario: You're gonna pay. (Mario chases Bowser and they end up having a classic Mario .vs. Bowser fight. Mario ducks Bowsers swing and jumps over to pull level. But Yoshi falls down.) Ooooops wrong one.
Fox: Can we continue please!
Mario: Fine. Who just went down? Was it Yoshi or DK?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Incorrect.
(Ten questions later)
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: End of round 33 and it looks like Fox answered the last question incorrectly.
Audience member: Don't you mean correctly.
Mario: Yeah right! (Fox approaches level and pulls. Bowser falls immediately.)
Mario: Final round and here are the rules. I will ask you each a question and you will answer it. If you get it right I will move one. If not we play Ninendo Roulette. DK. You're first. Do you know Diddy Kong?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: I'm sorry the answer was Yes. You must now play Nintendo Roulette alone. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and the chamber next to DK opens. He is safe.) Okay DK, what is the square root of 100.
DK: Duhhh!
Mario: Nope. Now we will have four lights flashing brightly. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and again DK survives.) Okay DK what is a banana?
DK: Duhhhhhh!
Mario: Wrong. You must now have six lights on now when there is six chambers. Pull that level Fox and lets get this over with. (Fox pulls level and lights flash but DK doesn't go down?!) How the...? That's it DK what is 2+2?
DK: Duhhhhhhh!
Mario: Did you say 4?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Good enough. (Pulls level and Fox goes down.) Now remeber Folks that hole goes to hell so don't expect to see them for a while. (Look below and see sevral men with cigerettes and drinks for Fox approaching him and helping him up.)
Mario: Goodnight and remember this is a one off. Thank God. Goodnight. (Runs off to hunt for Bowser.)
Thanks for reading
Audience Member: I thought it was Nintendo Roulette?
Mario: Well it is... but...
Audience member: Well call it Nintendo Roulette then!
Mario: Anyway we have six well known contestants here ready to take on the roulette. And they are... Donkey Kong (Everyone applauds including DK) My brother Luigi. (Silence) Link. (Women start screaming) Bowser. (Everyone Boos) Fox and finally Yoshi.
Okay guys the rules are simple and pointless, I will ask you a series of question sand you will answer them. Last one to answer a question correctly gains immunity.
Fox: Did you say balloonaty?!
Mario: No... and what the heck is balloonaty? (Fox goes silent) Anyway that person then gets the chance to ditch one of the other players. Understand? Well I don't either so lets play Nintendo Roulette... Who is Mario's brother?
Luigi: Oh it's a me.
Mario: Correct. Who battles Bowser and wins all the time?
Fox: It's me!
Mario: It's me.
Fox: That's what I said.
Mario: No I mean it's me.
Fox: What just because I didn't say "no i mean" I got it wrong. This is stupid.
Mario: No it's not.
Fox: Yes it is.
(5 minutes later)
Mario: Fine it's stupid. You can have the point.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: Oh and that's the end of that round, so Fox step up here and pull this level thingy.
Fox: Why me?!
Mario: Because you answered the last question correctly.
Fox: Fine. (Pulls level and lights flash around other contestants. Spins around seven times before finally slowing down and landing on... Luigi. He falls and you hear a nasty crack.)
Mario: On to round seven.
Fox: Why round seven?
Mario: Shut up! Anyway...
Luigi from below stage: Owwwww! I've really hurt my leg. I think it's broken. Can someone help me?
Mario: Anyway what colour are my sh...
Luigi again: Owwww! Can someone help me it really is hurting a lot.
Mario: a...
Luigi: Please help me. (Mario pulls out gun and jumps under stage. A loud bang can be heard. Mario returns.)
Mario: And that's the end of that round and it looks like no one answered a single question correctly so I will pull the level. (Pulls level and light spins around... Link is the unlucky one to be picked to go down next.)
Link: Guess it was a bad night to be wearing my sword.
Mario: Round 5 and here is the first question. Who invented toothpaste?
Yoshi: Dunno
Mario: Good enough! Who ate my doughnut earlier?
Bowser: Me... me... me!
Mario: You're gonna pay. (Mario chases Bowser and they end up having a classic Mario .vs. Bowser fight. Mario ducks Bowsers swing and jumps over to pull level. But Yoshi falls down.) Ooooops wrong one.
Fox: Can we continue please!
Mario: Fine. Who just went down? Was it Yoshi or DK?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Incorrect.
(Ten questions later)
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: End of round 33 and it looks like Fox answered the last question incorrectly.
Audience member: Don't you mean correctly.
Mario: Yeah right! (Fox approaches level and pulls. Bowser falls immediately.)
Mario: Final round and here are the rules. I will ask you each a question and you will answer it. If you get it right I will move one. If not we play Ninendo Roulette. DK. You're first. Do you know Diddy Kong?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: I'm sorry the answer was Yes. You must now play Nintendo Roulette alone. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and the chamber next to DK opens. He is safe.) Okay DK, what is the square root of 100.
DK: Duhhh!
Mario: Nope. Now we will have four lights flashing brightly. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and again DK survives.) Okay DK what is a banana?
DK: Duhhhhhh!
Mario: Wrong. You must now have six lights on now when there is six chambers. Pull that level Fox and lets get this over with. (Fox pulls level and lights flash but DK doesn't go down?!) How the...? That's it DK what is 2+2?
DK: Duhhhhhhh!
Mario: Did you say 4?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Good enough. (Pulls level and Fox goes down.) Now remeber Folks that hole goes to hell so don't expect to see them for a while. (Look below and see sevral men with cigerettes and drinks for Fox approaching him and helping him up.)
Mario: Goodnight and remember this is a one off. Thank God. Goodnight. (Runs off to hunt for Bowser.)
Thanks for reading
Nice to see your back Shadow Dragon. What you been doing all this time? Trying another game winning site? Huh!
ShadowDragon wrote:
> Thank god! I've been waiting for someone to shoot Luigi for years!
>
> It's not your best post, GK, but it's still good. =oD
>
> And, yes peeps, I'm back...!
Ahhhhhh, it's the guy who drains the GADs out of Sr's pockets!!!!!
> Thank god! I've been waiting for someone to shoot Luigi for years!
>
> It's not your best post, GK, but it's still good. =oD
>
> And, yes peeps, I'm back...!
Ahhhhhh, it's the guy who drains the GADs out of Sr's pockets!!!!!
Good post. Quite roffeling.
Good post, not very funny though,
I think i'll pull the 'level'.
Mario: Hey and welcome to the exciting Mario Roulette!
Audience Member: I thought it was Nintendo Roulette?
Mario: Well it is... but...
Audience member: Well call it Nintendo Roulette then!
Mario: Anyway we have six well known contestants here ready to take on the roulette. And they are... Donkey Kong (Everyone applauds including DK) My brother Luigi. (Silence) Link. (Women start screaming) Bowser. (Everyone Boos) Fox and finally Yoshi.
Okay guys the rules are simple and pointless, I will ask you a series of question sand you will answer them. Last one to answer a question correctly gains immunity.
Fox: Did you say balloonaty?!
Mario: No... and what the heck is balloonaty? (Fox goes silent) Anyway that person then gets the chance to ditch one of the other players. Understand? Well I don't either so lets play Nintendo Roulette... Who is Mario's brother?
Luigi: Oh it's a me.
Mario: Correct. Who battles Bowser and wins all the time?
Fox: It's me!
Mario: It's me.
Fox: That's what I said.
Mario: No I mean it's me.
Fox: What just because I didn't say "no i mean" I got it wrong. This is stupid.
Mario: No it's not.
Fox: Yes it is.
(5 minutes later)
Mario: Fine it's stupid. You can have the point.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: Oh and that's the end of that round, so Fox step up here and pull this level thingy.
Fox: Why me?!
Mario: Because you answered the last question correctly.
Fox: Fine. (Pulls level and lights flash around other contestants. Spins around seven times before finally slowing down and landing on... Luigi. He falls and you hear a nasty crack.)
Mario: On to round seven.
Fox: Why round seven?
Mario: Shut up! Anyway...
Luigi from below stage: Owwwww! I've really hurt my leg. I think it's broken. Can someone help me?
Mario: Anyway what colour are my sh...
Luigi again: Owwww! Can someone help me it really is hurting a lot.
Mario: a...
Luigi: Please help me. (Mario pulls out gun and jumps under stage. A loud bang can be heard. Mario returns.)
Mario: And that's the end of that round and it looks like no one answered a single question correctly so I will pull the level. (Pulls level and light spins around... Link is the unlucky one to be picked to go down next.)
Link: Guess it was a bad night to be wearing my sword.
Mario: Round 5 and here is the first question. Who invented toothpaste?
Yoshi: Dunno
Mario: Good enough! Who ate my doughnut earlier?
Bowser: Me... me... me!
Mario: You're gonna pay. (Mario chases Bowser and they end up having a classic Mario .vs. Bowser fight. Mario ducks Bowsers swing and jumps over to pull level. But Yoshi falls down.) Ooooops wrong one.
Fox: Can we continue please!
Mario: Fine. Who just went down? Was it Yoshi or DK?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Incorrect.
(Ten questions later)
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: End of round 33 and it looks like Fox answered the last question incorrectly.
Audience member: Don't you mean correctly.
Mario: Yeah right! (Fox approaches level and pulls. Bowser falls immediately.)
Mario: Final round and here are the rules. I will ask you each a question and you will answer it. If you get it right I will move one. If not we play Ninendo Roulette. DK. You're first. Do you know Diddy Kong?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: I'm sorry the answer was Yes. You must now play Nintendo Roulette alone. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and the chamber next to DK opens. He is safe.) Okay DK, what is the square root of 100.
DK: Duhhh!
Mario: Nope. Now we will have four lights flashing brightly. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and again DK survives.) Okay DK what is a banana?
DK: Duhhhhhh!
Mario: Wrong. You must now have six lights on now when there is six chambers. Pull that level Fox and lets get this over with. (Fox pulls level and lights flash but DK doesn't go down?!) How the...? That's it DK what is 2+2?
DK: Duhhhhhhh!
Mario: Did you say 4?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Good enough. (Pulls level and Fox goes down.) Now remeber Folks that hole goes to hell so don't expect to see them for a while. (Look below and see sevral men with cigerettes and drinks for Fox approaching him and helping him up.)
Mario: Goodnight and remember this is a one off. Thank God. Goodnight. (Runs off to hunt for Bowser.)
Thanks for reading
Audience Member: I thought it was Nintendo Roulette?
Mario: Well it is... but...
Audience member: Well call it Nintendo Roulette then!
Mario: Anyway we have six well known contestants here ready to take on the roulette. And they are... Donkey Kong (Everyone applauds including DK) My brother Luigi. (Silence) Link. (Women start screaming) Bowser. (Everyone Boos) Fox and finally Yoshi.
Okay guys the rules are simple and pointless, I will ask you a series of question sand you will answer them. Last one to answer a question correctly gains immunity.
Fox: Did you say balloonaty?!
Mario: No... and what the heck is balloonaty? (Fox goes silent) Anyway that person then gets the chance to ditch one of the other players. Understand? Well I don't either so lets play Nintendo Roulette... Who is Mario's brother?
Luigi: Oh it's a me.
Mario: Correct. Who battles Bowser and wins all the time?
Fox: It's me!
Mario: It's me.
Fox: That's what I said.
Mario: No I mean it's me.
Fox: What just because I didn't say "no i mean" I got it wrong. This is stupid.
Mario: No it's not.
Fox: Yes it is.
(5 minutes later)
Mario: Fine it's stupid. You can have the point.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: Oh and that's the end of that round, so Fox step up here and pull this level thingy.
Fox: Why me?!
Mario: Because you answered the last question correctly.
Fox: Fine. (Pulls level and lights flash around other contestants. Spins around seven times before finally slowing down and landing on... Luigi. He falls and you hear a nasty crack.)
Mario: On to round seven.
Fox: Why round seven?
Mario: Shut up! Anyway...
Luigi from below stage: Owwwww! I've really hurt my leg. I think it's broken. Can someone help me?
Mario: Anyway what colour are my sh...
Luigi again: Owwww! Can someone help me it really is hurting a lot.
Mario: a...
Luigi: Please help me. (Mario pulls out gun and jumps under stage. A loud bang can be heard. Mario returns.)
Mario: And that's the end of that round and it looks like no one answered a single question correctly so I will pull the level. (Pulls level and light spins around... Link is the unlucky one to be picked to go down next.)
Link: Guess it was a bad night to be wearing my sword.
Mario: Round 5 and here is the first question. Who invented toothpaste?
Yoshi: Dunno
Mario: Good enough! Who ate my doughnut earlier?
Bowser: Me... me... me!
Mario: You're gonna pay. (Mario chases Bowser and they end up having a classic Mario .vs. Bowser fight. Mario ducks Bowsers swing and jumps over to pull level. But Yoshi falls down.) Ooooops wrong one.
Fox: Can we continue please!
Mario: Fine. Who just went down? Was it Yoshi or DK?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Incorrect.
(Ten questions later)
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mario: End of round 33 and it looks like Fox answered the last question incorrectly.
Audience member: Don't you mean correctly.
Mario: Yeah right! (Fox approaches level and pulls. Bowser falls immediately.)
Mario: Final round and here are the rules. I will ask you each a question and you will answer it. If you get it right I will move one. If not we play Ninendo Roulette. DK. You're first. Do you know Diddy Kong?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: I'm sorry the answer was Yes. You must now play Nintendo Roulette alone. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and the chamber next to DK opens. He is safe.) Okay DK, what is the square root of 100.
DK: Duhhh!
Mario: Nope. Now we will have four lights flashing brightly. Fox pull the level. (Lights flash and again DK survives.) Okay DK what is a banana?
DK: Duhhhhhh!
Mario: Wrong. You must now have six lights on now when there is six chambers. Pull that level Fox and lets get this over with. (Fox pulls level and lights flash but DK doesn't go down?!) How the...? That's it DK what is 2+2?
DK: Duhhhhhhh!
Mario: Did you say 4?
DK: Duhhhh!
Mario: Good enough. (Pulls level and Fox goes down.) Now remeber Folks that hole goes to hell so don't expect to see them for a while. (Look below and see sevral men with cigerettes and drinks for Fox approaching him and helping him up.)
Mario: Goodnight and remember this is a one off. Thank God. Goodnight. (Runs off to hunt for Bowser.)
Thanks for reading