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Review on ukchatforums.com
The first thing you’ll notice, is the stupid layout and the abysmal colour scheme. If you dare to continue, you’ll find even more rubbish inside. The silly banners that flash at you and say things like “bondage” in them which is highly offensive to others.
When you sign up, you’ll get asked a lot of questions that don’t matter, like Membership No. and your DOB and username and where you live. You never know who’s looking at your information so you could end up in a crumpled heap when a mailbomb pops through your letterbox.
The only interesting thing to keep you going on is the so called “GAD” This is where they claim to give away 3 prizes a day for a winning contribution. Seams like balls.
You’ll want to post. But the stupid friggen layout means you spend a further 25minutes looking for the actual topics. If you haven’t smashed your monitor by now, you will probably have more fun pulling out all your teeth with a spoon.
The topics are all, every single one, full of complete trollop. Some of the stuff must have been written, by like very small hyperactive children pumped full of skittles and made to smoke a lot of drugs. Its rubbish, you’ll spit at the screen when you see it.
Even worse is the staff, their help is about as useful as a metal lifeboat, an underwater hairdryer, a light that only works in the sun. You’ll have more help from a dead backflipping morocan spider. This guys all need some sort of, like, sorting out, maybe a swift spanking may do the trick but I’ll never know!
This GAD garbage, boy is it garbage, nobody has ever won. All the people who say they have won are just little made up accounts. GAD’s are awarded. Yea, but not to any real people, just to their own accounts. Which is just the biggest blatant scam to ever live on this earth. Its so pointless, these guys should really get fingers out of each others bums and maybe attempt at making a website?
Again, the dull colours and boring layout makes the spoon idea seam very interesting, you’ll be bored out of your skull before you even finish typing the web address, ukchatforums.com
One of the staff, just this one, is the worse of the worse. You know your usual scum back street tramps, yea those ones that will pick the gum off your shoe to eat, yes those ones, well he's alot worse than that. Anyways, there’s this one who thinks he owns everything, he’ll like to think that he does anyway. Every one abays him like he is some sort of god perhaps? Everyone around him will have a brown nose. Probably enjoying the smell too.
This certain staff member will make you shudder, just because of his ugly fingernails. That’s before you even look at his face, his mouldy grey skin, will make you ill for a week, before you even get to his face you’ll be off work for a month.
This sight is the most hideous thing you’ll ever see. Oh dear lord you would wish that you hadn’t been born, this memory will haunt you forever like a reoccurring dream, but worse.
This is only the start of this “website” if you guys can even call it one. Once you delve into the depths of the unknown, you will want to rip out your eyes as soon as you can and stop seeing this complete tart rubbish.
The staff persons name is.. I can’t even bare myself to say it, but here goes.. Ton... No I cant it dredges up horrible memories of him..
That is my review of ukchatforums.com
Oh yea, reverse everything I just said and that’s my real review of the site :o)
We Love you SR, we Love you Tony :o)
Hope you enjoyed my little review, makes a change eh?
GasMask
*Grins*
The first thing you’ll notice, is the stupid layout and the abysmal colour scheme. If you dare to continue, you’ll find even more rubbish inside. The silly banners that flash at you and say things like “bondage” in them which is highly offensive to others.
When you sign up, you’ll get asked a lot of questions that don’t matter, like Membership No. and your DOB and username and where you live. You never know who’s looking at your information so you could end up in a crumpled heap when a mailbomb pops through your letterbox.
The only interesting thing to keep you going on is the so called “GAD” This is where they claim to give away 3 prizes a day for a winning contribution. Seams like balls.
You’ll want to post. But the stupid friggen layout means you spend a further 25minutes looking for the actual topics. If you haven’t smashed your monitor by now, you will probably have more fun pulling out all your teeth with a spoon.
The topics are all, every single one, full of complete trollop. Some of the stuff must have been written, by like very small hyperactive children pumped full of skittles and made to smoke a lot of drugs. Its rubbish, you’ll spit at the screen when you see it.
Even worse is the staff, their help is about as useful as a metal lifeboat, an underwater hairdryer, a light that only works in the sun. You’ll have more help from a dead backflipping morocan spider. This guys all need some sort of, like, sorting out, maybe a swift spanking may do the trick but I’ll never know!
This GAD garbage, boy is it garbage, nobody has ever won. All the people who say they have won are just little made up accounts. GAD’s are awarded. Yea, but not to any real people, just to their own accounts. Which is just the biggest blatant scam to ever live on this earth. Its so pointless, these guys should really get fingers out of each others bums and maybe attempt at making a website?
Again, the dull colours and boring layout makes the spoon idea seam very interesting, you’ll be bored out of your skull before you even finish typing the web address, ukchatforums.com
One of the staff, just this one, is the worse of the worse. You know your usual scum back street tramps, yea those ones that will pick the gum off your shoe to eat, yes those ones, well he's alot worse than that. Anyways, there’s this one who thinks he owns everything, he’ll like to think that he does anyway. Every one abays him like he is some sort of god perhaps? Everyone around him will have a brown nose. Probably enjoying the smell too.
This certain staff member will make you shudder, just because of his ugly fingernails. That’s before you even look at his face, his mouldy grey skin, will make you ill for a week, before you even get to his face you’ll be off work for a month.
This sight is the most hideous thing you’ll ever see. Oh dear lord you would wish that you hadn’t been born, this memory will haunt you forever like a reoccurring dream, but worse.
This is only the start of this “website” if you guys can even call it one. Once you delve into the depths of the unknown, you will want to rip out your eyes as soon as you can and stop seeing this complete tart rubbish.
The staff persons name is.. I can’t even bare myself to say it, but here goes.. Ton... No I cant it dredges up horrible memories of him..
That is my review of ukchatforums.com
Oh yea, reverse everything I just said and that’s my real review of the site :o)
We Love you SR, we Love you Tony :o)
Hope you enjoyed my little review, makes a change eh?
GasMask
*Grins*
Tollop trollop, same thing.
*Hides face*
*Hides face*
I don't love Tonty.
Not since he dumped me for that tollop Ali.
Hrrrrumpf!
Not since he dumped me for that tollop Ali.
Hrrrrumpf!
I can review this place in one word:
Crap.
I'm joking though.
Crap.
I'm joking though.
You shouldn't have put the bit at the end. It was all true up until that bit.
Review on ukchatforums.com
The first thing you’ll notice, is the stupid layout and the abysmal colour scheme. If you dare to continue, you’ll find even more rubbish inside. The silly banners that flash at you and say things like “bondage” in them which is highly offensive to others.
When you sign up, you’ll get asked a lot of questions that don’t matter, like Membership No. and your DOB and username and where you live. You never know who’s looking at your information so you could end up in a crumpled heap when a mailbomb pops through your letterbox.
The only interesting thing to keep you going on is the so called “GAD” This is where they claim to give away 3 prizes a day for a winning contribution. Seams like balls.
You’ll want to post. But the stupid friggen layout means you spend a further 25minutes looking for the actual topics. If you haven’t smashed your monitor by now, you will probably have more fun pulling out all your teeth with a spoon.
The topics are all, every single one, full of complete trollop. Some of the stuff must have been written, by like very small hyperactive children pumped full of skittles and made to smoke a lot of drugs. Its rubbish, you’ll spit at the screen when you see it.
Even worse is the staff, their help is about as useful as a metal lifeboat, an underwater hairdryer, a light that only works in the sun. You’ll have more help from a dead backflipping morocan spider. This guys all need some sort of, like, sorting out, maybe a swift spanking may do the trick but I’ll never know!
This GAD garbage, boy is it garbage, nobody has ever won. All the people who say they have won are just little made up accounts. GAD’s are awarded. Yea, but not to any real people, just to their own accounts. Which is just the biggest blatant scam to ever live on this earth. Its so pointless, these guys should really get fingers out of each others bums and maybe attempt at making a website?
Again, the dull colours and boring layout makes the spoon idea seam very interesting, you’ll be bored out of your skull before you even finish typing the web address, ukchatforums.com
One of the staff, just this one, is the worse of the worse. You know your usual scum back street tramps, yea those ones that will pick the gum off your shoe to eat, yes those ones, well he's alot worse than that. Anyways, there’s this one who thinks he owns everything, he’ll like to think that he does anyway. Every one abays him like he is some sort of god perhaps? Everyone around him will have a brown nose. Probably enjoying the smell too.
This certain staff member will make you shudder, just because of his ugly fingernails. That’s before you even look at his face, his mouldy grey skin, will make you ill for a week, before you even get to his face you’ll be off work for a month.
This sight is the most hideous thing you’ll ever see. Oh dear lord you would wish that you hadn’t been born, this memory will haunt you forever like a reoccurring dream, but worse.
This is only the start of this “website” if you guys can even call it one. Once you delve into the depths of the unknown, you will want to rip out your eyes as soon as you can and stop seeing this complete tart rubbish.
The staff persons name is.. I can’t even bare myself to say it, but here goes.. Ton... No I cant it dredges up horrible memories of him..
That is my review of ukchatforums.com
Oh yea, reverse everything I just said and that’s my real review of the site :o)
We Love you SR, we Love you Tony :o)
Hope you enjoyed my little review, makes a change eh?
GasMask
*Grins*
The first thing you’ll notice, is the stupid layout and the abysmal colour scheme. If you dare to continue, you’ll find even more rubbish inside. The silly banners that flash at you and say things like “bondage” in them which is highly offensive to others.
When you sign up, you’ll get asked a lot of questions that don’t matter, like Membership No. and your DOB and username and where you live. You never know who’s looking at your information so you could end up in a crumpled heap when a mailbomb pops through your letterbox.
The only interesting thing to keep you going on is the so called “GAD” This is where they claim to give away 3 prizes a day for a winning contribution. Seams like balls.
You’ll want to post. But the stupid friggen layout means you spend a further 25minutes looking for the actual topics. If you haven’t smashed your monitor by now, you will probably have more fun pulling out all your teeth with a spoon.
The topics are all, every single one, full of complete trollop. Some of the stuff must have been written, by like very small hyperactive children pumped full of skittles and made to smoke a lot of drugs. Its rubbish, you’ll spit at the screen when you see it.
Even worse is the staff, their help is about as useful as a metal lifeboat, an underwater hairdryer, a light that only works in the sun. You’ll have more help from a dead backflipping morocan spider. This guys all need some sort of, like, sorting out, maybe a swift spanking may do the trick but I’ll never know!
This GAD garbage, boy is it garbage, nobody has ever won. All the people who say they have won are just little made up accounts. GAD’s are awarded. Yea, but not to any real people, just to their own accounts. Which is just the biggest blatant scam to ever live on this earth. Its so pointless, these guys should really get fingers out of each others bums and maybe attempt at making a website?
Again, the dull colours and boring layout makes the spoon idea seam very interesting, you’ll be bored out of your skull before you even finish typing the web address, ukchatforums.com
One of the staff, just this one, is the worse of the worse. You know your usual scum back street tramps, yea those ones that will pick the gum off your shoe to eat, yes those ones, well he's alot worse than that. Anyways, there’s this one who thinks he owns everything, he’ll like to think that he does anyway. Every one abays him like he is some sort of god perhaps? Everyone around him will have a brown nose. Probably enjoying the smell too.
This certain staff member will make you shudder, just because of his ugly fingernails. That’s before you even look at his face, his mouldy grey skin, will make you ill for a week, before you even get to his face you’ll be off work for a month.
This sight is the most hideous thing you’ll ever see. Oh dear lord you would wish that you hadn’t been born, this memory will haunt you forever like a reoccurring dream, but worse.
This is only the start of this “website” if you guys can even call it one. Once you delve into the depths of the unknown, you will want to rip out your eyes as soon as you can and stop seeing this complete tart rubbish.
The staff persons name is.. I can’t even bare myself to say it, but here goes.. Ton... No I cant it dredges up horrible memories of him..
That is my review of ukchatforums.com
Oh yea, reverse everything I just said and that’s my real review of the site :o)
We Love you SR, we Love you Tony :o)
Hope you enjoyed my little review, makes a change eh?
GasMask
*Grins*