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Had my induction at Sainsburys today. I start work at 5:30pm this Thursday as a "replenishment assistant" (ha!), working 20 hours a week up until Christmas; when they'll review my progress and decide whether they're going to keep me on or kick me out.
Me and a group of people (one of which was well fit) were shown these god awful - and cheesy beyound belief - videos on health and safety and a unintentionally funny "Welcome to Sainsburys" video. We were also fed numerous producsts from "Taste the Difference" range, given our uniforms and basically told what to do if we want to keep our jobs and what to do if we want a spanking.
Oh yeah, and we were also told how to handle the bread if it misbehaves.
Wish me luck for Thursday.
Me and a group of people (one of which was well fit) were shown these god awful - and cheesy beyound belief - videos on health and safety and a unintentionally funny "Welcome to Sainsburys" video. We were also fed numerous producsts from "Taste the Difference" range, given our uniforms and basically told what to do if we want to keep our jobs and what to do if we want a spanking.
Oh yeah, and we were also told how to handle the bread if it misbehaves.
Wish me luck for Thursday.
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sPiKeCaSt wrote:
> Good luck!
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Thank you! You're the first and only person to say that (in here anyway).
> Good luck!
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Thank you! You're the first and only person to say that (in here anyway).
Good luck!
Mr. Happy wrote:
> Work in a petrol station instead.
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YEAH!!! And while I'm at it, I'll go cure some lepers and turn some water into wine, too.
> Work in a petrol station instead.
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YEAH!!! And while I'm at it, I'll go cure some lepers and turn some water into wine, too.
Work in a petrol station instead.
You get payed the same, do less work and can sit around reading all day.
Much more bearable that "fronting" shelves.
You get payed the same, do less work and can sit around reading all day.
Much more bearable that "fronting" shelves.
I was in sainsburys once and the stock replenishers were having a game of long distance catch with a cadburys cream egg
one of the eggs went astray and almost hit my mum which was funny,
it takes me back to the icecube fights between the pizza hut and the shoe staff when I worked in a bowling alley, ooh and the chair races up and down the office :)
one of the eggs went astray and almost hit my mum which was funny,
it takes me back to the icecube fights between the pizza hut and the shoe staff when I worked in a bowling alley, ooh and the chair races up and down the office :)
Hey, it was tough love.
Cruel to be kind etc.
Cruel to be kind etc.
Whitestripes wrote:
> I hope you fail miserably.
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That's not very nice. I hope you fall off a cliff and crack your head open on the rocks below, only I hope you don't die straight away and end up dying a horrifically long and brutally painful death,
*harrumph!*
> I hope you fail miserably.
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That's not very nice. I hope you fall off a cliff and crack your head open on the rocks below, only I hope you don't die straight away and end up dying a horrifically long and brutally painful death,
*harrumph!*
You changed my joke around a bit, and ended up with that. Stoopid.
Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
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> Oh yeah, and we were also told how to handle the bread if it
> misbehaves.
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> Er...I didn't say you could use my joke. Now, go stand in the corner;
> naughty disobediant person.
>
> *Points*
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Actually, the misbehave one was the one I used some time after your joke in the MSN convo. Stupid little boy.
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
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> Oh yeah, and we were also told how to handle the bread if it
> misbehaves.
> -----------
>
> Er...I didn't say you could use my joke. Now, go stand in the corner;
> naughty disobediant person.
>
> *Points*
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Actually, the misbehave one was the one I used some time after your joke in the MSN convo. Stupid little boy.
I hope you fail miserably.
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