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Welcome to Big Brother 3. We have 10 contestants off of Special Reserve Chat. Here are the contestants. Firstly, from the WWF Forum…ANT! Next, also from the WWF Forum…CONG MAN! Our third contestant, from FOGchat…EDGY! Our next contestant, also from FOGchat…MYSTIQUE! Next, off of the Sony Forum…PRO EVO! Contestant number 6, from the Sony Forum…ASHER D! Next, off of the Nintendo Forum…COOKY! Also off of the Nintendo Forum…TILTAWHIRL! The last two contestants are Staff at Special Reserve…LOKI & MR. SNUGGLY! Also, the voice from nowhere (the speaker) is also a Staff member…TONY! The prize for the winner is a CAD (Console a day).
*******************Day 1*******************
Everyone’s getting to know each other. Snuggly and Loki are bossing everybody about, and Mystique has already asked Tiltawhirl out on a date. Ant and the Cong Man are arguing over who gets to play on the XBox first. Cooky is looking for the GameCube that isn’t there, and Edgy is sensibly on FOGchat. Asher D is helping Pro Evo do the cooking and Tony is trying to get the speaker working!
*Later that day*
Tilty and Mystique are kipping in the shed outside, whilst Ant is feeding the chickens. Congy is still on the XBox. Edgy has won a GAD, but can’t collect it, as he is not allowed to leave the house. Snuggs and Loki are dishing out bannings, and awarding Edgy his GAD (yet he can’t deliver it.) Cooky is sitting in the corner sulking. He can’t find his GameCube. Asher D and Pro Evo are now cleaning up. Tony has realised the speaker has to be plugged in! “ Welcome to Big Brother 3. Tomorrow, we will have our first vote, deciding who leaves the house first.” Ant has woken up Mystique and Tilty. They sit around the table eating the dinner that Asher D and Pro Evo had cooked! End of day one. Mystique is furious that she has to sleep alone, as she is the only female contestant. Tilty sneaks into her room and goes to sleep.
*******************Day 2*******************
“Tiltawhirl, would you please come to the diary room now.” Tiltawhirl has been caught. He enters the diary room. “Tiltawhirl, we have been told by Asher D that last night you slept in the ladies room. Please, do not do this again. This is an official warning, next time, you will have to leave the Big Brother house. Thank you.” Edgy wakes up, and gets a go on the XBox, as Pro Evo starts to make breakfast. Mystique wakes up and finds out Asher D grassed Tilty up. Ant feeds the chickens, before logging on to Special Reserve. Snuggly and Loki are still in bed. Cooky wakes up to the smell of Pro Evo’s breakfast. It’s 11:30, and Loki is finally getting up. Snuggly is still in bed. Cong Man is drooling over Halo’s graphics.
*Later that day*
It’s 17:15, and Snuggly is finally awake. The team will have to complete a challenge to get extra food ingredients. Each member must complete the challenge to win, and the one whom does it slowest will get a vote against him or her. Today’s challenge is a quiz topic, taken from Special Reserve. (Quiz happens). So, team failed the challenge, all because of Snuggly, who fell asleep during it. So, Snuggly has one vote against him. “Ant, would you please make your way to the diary room.” Ant’s time to cast his vote. Cong Man dives onto the XBox, and steals Ant’s go.
Tony: “Ant, it’s your time to vote. Who do you want to leave the Big Brother house?”
Ant: “ My first vote is for Snuggly. He made us lose the challenge. Damn him! My second vote is for Cong Man. Yes, he’s a fellow WWF follower, but he keeps on playing on the XBox. He sole my go as soon as I left the room!”
Tony: “Thank you Ant, you may leave the Diary room.”
So, Ant voted Congy and Snuggs. “Cong Man, would you please make your way to the diary room.” Cong Man unplugs the XBox and takes it with him.
Tony: “Cong Man, it’s your time to vote. Who do you want to leave the Big Brother house?”
Cong Man: “I would like to vote for Asher D. His cooking is vile, I much prefer Pro Evo’s! I’d also like to vote for Cooky. He likes the GameCube, and I think he hates the XBox.
Tony: “Thank you Cong Man, you may leave the Diary room. Also, next time please don’t bring the XBox. Thank you.”
So, Congy voted for Cooky and Asher D. “Loki, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Loki, please cast your votes.
Loki: “I vote Mystique and Tiltawhirl for their stupid behaviour last night. When I get out of here, I’m going to ban them.”
Tony: Thank you Loki, you have casted your vote.
So, Loki voted for Tilty and Mystique. “Pro Evo, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Pro Evo, please cast your votes.”
Pro Evo: “I vote for Asher D. There is only room for one cook in this house…and that is me! Next, I’m voting for Loki. He’s too boring!”
Tony: “Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
Pro Evo voted for Loki and Asher D. Asher D, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Asher D, please cast your vote!”
Asher D: “I vote for Loki and Snuggly. They are too bossy, I hate it.”
Tony: “Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Asher D voted for Loki and Snuggs. “Mr. Snuggly, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Mr. Snuggly, who do you vote for?”
Mr. Snuggly: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (dreaming) Oh, Loki!! Ummm, Asher D! (Talking in his sleep)”
Tony: “Thank you Mr. Snuggly, you may leave the Diary room.”
So, Snuggs voted for Asher D and Loki! “Mystique, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Mystique, please vote.”
Mystique: “ I vote for Asher D! He grassed me and Tilty up! Damn him. I also vote for Ant. He woke me up when cleaning out the chickens.”
Tony: “Thank you Mystique. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Mystique voted for Asher D and Ant. “Tiltawhirl, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Tiltawhirl, please cast your vote.”
Tiltawhirl: “ I vote Asher D and Ant. Asher D is a grass and Ant woke me up yesterday.
Tony: “Thank you for casting your vote. Please leave the Diary room”
So, Tilty also voted for Ant and Asher D. “Edgy, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Edgy, please cast your vote.”
Edgy: “I vote for Pro Evo, as he’s unhygienic and Snuggly, as he cost us the challenge today.
Tony: “Thank you for casting your vote.”
So, Edgy voted for Snuggs and Pro Evo. “Cooky, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Cooky, cast your vote.”
Cooky: “ I vote for Asher d, as he can’t cook and Snuggly, as he made us lose the challenge.”
Tony: Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Cooky voted for Asher D and Snuggs. “Voting over, thank you!”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 5
Cong Man: 1
Pro Evo: 1
Ant: 2
Edgy: 0
Asher D: 6
Loki: 3
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 1
“Asher D, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 3*******************
Cong Man loses at Halo, and throws the controller at the wall. It breaks. Snuggly tries rewiring it, but fails. Edgy and Ant browse SR, and buy a new controller. “Cong Man, you now have a vote against you.” Loki is having a mercy fight with Mystique, while Tilty reads his copy of Escort that he sneaked in. Cooky and Pro Evo do all the housework.
*Later that day*
“Today, there is no challenge. So, it’s voting time”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 3
Cong Man: 2
Pro Evo: 4
Ant: 1
Edgy: 1
Loki: 5
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 1
“Loki, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
As Loki leaves, Cong Man turns on the XBox and watches the intro to Dead or Alive 3 over and over…and over again! Snuggs go outside crying, as his mate has been voted out. He sees an opportunity to escape, but can’t get his beer belly over the fence, and is caught! Ant is also caught at it…by Tiltawhirl. He is caught looking at Tiltawhirl’s Escort magazine. Edgy feeds the chickens, before being called into the Diary room.
“Edgy, your XBox control pad has arrived, along with your GAD, WWF RAW”
So, Edgy plugs in the new control pad and puts WWF RAW into the CD tray. Ant, Cong Man, Snuggly and Cooky are all watching the great intro. The lights go out, it’s the end of day three.
******************Day 4*******************
Edgy is already up. Him and Ant are playing WWF RAW. “Wake up everybody. Today, two people will leave the house, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. “It’s time too vote”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Cong Man: 3
Pro Evo: 3
Ant: 0
Edgy: 1
Mystique: 2
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 4
“Cooky, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
Cong Man arrives and has a punch up with Edgy and Ant, all due too the XBox. Tony comes in and takes away the XBox console, broken controller, Halo and Dead or Alive 3. That leaves Edgy with a control pad and WWF RAW, yet no console. Mystique is playing Pokémon on her Game Boy Colour. Pro Evo and Tilty have a dip in the swimming pool.
*Later that day*
Cong Man is in his room. He has locked the door and says he’s not coming out until he gets his XBox back. Edgy has got stuck in the ladies toilet. Ant is doing a massive sequel called Big Brother 4 on the laptop. Mystique goes skinny-dipping in the pool…with Tilty, and Snuggs is sunbathing outside. “Our second challenge of the week, followed by the vote.” The challenge is to make the best meal using a set of ingredients. Snuggly wins, closely followed by Pro Evo. Cong Man never turned up, and therefore, he gets a vote extra.
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Cong Man: 4
Pro Evo: 3
Ant: 1
Edgy: 1
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 3
“Cong Man, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 5*******************
Edgy and Ant are sharing a joke in the pool. Tilty wins GAD but is then banned by Loki. Mystique is also banned. It looks like SR must have a fault, as Snuggs has been banned too. Tony has put the XBox back. Pro Evo orders a take away, and arranges a party. It’s 10:30, and Mystique is dressing up for the party. She now looks even more scantily clad then before! Tilty is trying to play Scrabble by himself, but keeps losing. I hope he doesn’t try chess! Edgy is showing off by climbing to the top deck diving board, but gets scared. So, up from behind is Snuggly, who pushes him. Snuggs now sees a chance to escape, yet once again fails. “Mr. Snuggly, your punishment for trying to escape again is a full days work, down at SR Towers, on a Sunday, without a tea break. And you can’t fall asleep!” So, Snuggs is punished. It’s voting time. “Members of the Big Brother house, it’s voting time.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Pro Evo: 2
Ant: 1
Edgy: 2
Mystique: 2
Tiltawhirl: 3
“Tiltawhirl, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*Later that day*
Mystique is hiding in the shed, all alone, without her dear Tilty. Pro Evo and Ant are preparing the food for the party whilst Edgy and Snuggs prepare the decorations. The theme is BACK TO THE FUTURE. So, Snuggs is wearing his silver space-man coat. Mystique has finally come out, and is now annoying all the other contestants to try and get herself eliminated. But, they kinda like it. Pro Evo has burnt the sausages. And the chips are still in the freezer. The crisps and drinks haven’t arrived, but other then that, all’s going well. It’s 9:35 and the party is over. It didn’t go down to well, the chips were underdone, and the company delivering the crisps and drinks mixed up the order. So, the party went wrong from the beginning. Ant, Edgy and Snuggly are blaming it on Pro Evo, and Mystique is blaming it on those who voted off Tilty. “It’s voting time.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 1
Pro Evo: 4
Ant: 1
Edgy: 3
Mystique: 1
“Pro Evo, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 6*******************
So, 6 down, 4 to go. Mr.Snuggly is getting excited about winning, yet is worrying about this Sunday, where he has to work all day! Mystique is helping Ant with the cleaning, and Edgy is still trying to beat his fear on the diving board. Snuggs is now playing WWF RAW before nodding off in the chair. The team has another challenge. It’s a competition on WWF RAW, with winners (all three of them surviving the next elimination) and the loser leaving the show. “It’s time to take the challenge! You have 3 matches.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 1 match won
Ant: 3 matches won
Edgy: 3 matches won
Mystique: 2 matches won
“Mr. Snuggly, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*Later that day*
The last person to be eliminated is tonight. Mystique is still celebrating her victories on WWF RAW. She has forgotten about Tilty and is coming on to Ant. Ant dislikes this as he has a bird at home. Edgy is watching the NEW Sky Digital box that was installed earlier today. He has no signal and can only get Channel 4 and E4. So he is watching himself on TV. Mystique has slipped into the pool, dragging Ant with her. Edgy is now sunbathing. Mystique has just sprayed he deodorant at the camera by accident, and loses a vote! “The final vote has come.”
*Results*
Ant: 2
Edgy: 2
Mystique: 3
“Mystique, please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************FINAL DAY*******************
So, it’s Ant and Edgy left. They both play Halo and Dead or Alive 3, and go for a dip. They also sunbathe, and wait patiently for there challenge, to decide the winner. “Ant…Edgy…your challenge is the fastest one to solve the clues, find the tags and then do 10 laps of the swimming pool.” So, they head off. “Ant and Edgy, we have the results.” They wait anxiously. “The winner of Big Brother 3 is…ANT!”
So, Allardini is waiting outside to speak to our CAD winner.
Allardini: “So Ant, how do you feel??”
Ant: “Well, I’m choked. I WON! I couldn’t do it without my friend Snuggles!”
Allardini: “Um, who’s Snuggles????”
Ant: Well, he’s my teddy bear!”
Allardini: “OK, so here’s Tony to present you with the console of your choice.”
Tony: “Well done Ant, which console do you want??”
Ant: “Could I have an Atari please??”
So, Big Brother 3 is over, Ant won an Atari, Snuggly has to work on Sunday and Tilty and Mystique are having a secret (well, it WAS a secret!) relationship.
Thanks for reading, Dead Wonder.
P.S. this took up 8 pages in Word!
*******************Day 1*******************
Everyone’s getting to know each other. Snuggly and Loki are bossing everybody about, and Mystique has already asked Tiltawhirl out on a date. Ant and the Cong Man are arguing over who gets to play on the XBox first. Cooky is looking for the GameCube that isn’t there, and Edgy is sensibly on FOGchat. Asher D is helping Pro Evo do the cooking and Tony is trying to get the speaker working!
*Later that day*
Tilty and Mystique are kipping in the shed outside, whilst Ant is feeding the chickens. Congy is still on the XBox. Edgy has won a GAD, but can’t collect it, as he is not allowed to leave the house. Snuggs and Loki are dishing out bannings, and awarding Edgy his GAD (yet he can’t deliver it.) Cooky is sitting in the corner sulking. He can’t find his GameCube. Asher D and Pro Evo are now cleaning up. Tony has realised the speaker has to be plugged in! “ Welcome to Big Brother 3. Tomorrow, we will have our first vote, deciding who leaves the house first.” Ant has woken up Mystique and Tilty. They sit around the table eating the dinner that Asher D and Pro Evo had cooked! End of day one. Mystique is furious that she has to sleep alone, as she is the only female contestant. Tilty sneaks into her room and goes to sleep.
*******************Day 2*******************
“Tiltawhirl, would you please come to the diary room now.” Tiltawhirl has been caught. He enters the diary room. “Tiltawhirl, we have been told by Asher D that last night you slept in the ladies room. Please, do not do this again. This is an official warning, next time, you will have to leave the Big Brother house. Thank you.” Edgy wakes up, and gets a go on the XBox, as Pro Evo starts to make breakfast. Mystique wakes up and finds out Asher D grassed Tilty up. Ant feeds the chickens, before logging on to Special Reserve. Snuggly and Loki are still in bed. Cooky wakes up to the smell of Pro Evo’s breakfast. It’s 11:30, and Loki is finally getting up. Snuggly is still in bed. Cong Man is drooling over Halo’s graphics.
*Later that day*
It’s 17:15, and Snuggly is finally awake. The team will have to complete a challenge to get extra food ingredients. Each member must complete the challenge to win, and the one whom does it slowest will get a vote against him or her. Today’s challenge is a quiz topic, taken from Special Reserve. (Quiz happens). So, team failed the challenge, all because of Snuggly, who fell asleep during it. So, Snuggly has one vote against him. “Ant, would you please make your way to the diary room.” Ant’s time to cast his vote. Cong Man dives onto the XBox, and steals Ant’s go.
Tony: “Ant, it’s your time to vote. Who do you want to leave the Big Brother house?”
Ant: “ My first vote is for Snuggly. He made us lose the challenge. Damn him! My second vote is for Cong Man. Yes, he’s a fellow WWF follower, but he keeps on playing on the XBox. He sole my go as soon as I left the room!”
Tony: “Thank you Ant, you may leave the Diary room.”
So, Ant voted Congy and Snuggs. “Cong Man, would you please make your way to the diary room.” Cong Man unplugs the XBox and takes it with him.
Tony: “Cong Man, it’s your time to vote. Who do you want to leave the Big Brother house?”
Cong Man: “I would like to vote for Asher D. His cooking is vile, I much prefer Pro Evo’s! I’d also like to vote for Cooky. He likes the GameCube, and I think he hates the XBox.
Tony: “Thank you Cong Man, you may leave the Diary room. Also, next time please don’t bring the XBox. Thank you.”
So, Congy voted for Cooky and Asher D. “Loki, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Loki, please cast your votes.
Loki: “I vote Mystique and Tiltawhirl for their stupid behaviour last night. When I get out of here, I’m going to ban them.”
Tony: Thank you Loki, you have casted your vote.
So, Loki voted for Tilty and Mystique. “Pro Evo, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Pro Evo, please cast your votes.”
Pro Evo: “I vote for Asher D. There is only room for one cook in this house…and that is me! Next, I’m voting for Loki. He’s too boring!”
Tony: “Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
Pro Evo voted for Loki and Asher D. Asher D, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Asher D, please cast your vote!”
Asher D: “I vote for Loki and Snuggly. They are too bossy, I hate it.”
Tony: “Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Asher D voted for Loki and Snuggs. “Mr. Snuggly, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Mr. Snuggly, who do you vote for?”
Mr. Snuggly: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (dreaming) Oh, Loki!! Ummm, Asher D! (Talking in his sleep)”
Tony: “Thank you Mr. Snuggly, you may leave the Diary room.”
So, Snuggs voted for Asher D and Loki! “Mystique, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Mystique, please vote.”
Mystique: “ I vote for Asher D! He grassed me and Tilty up! Damn him. I also vote for Ant. He woke me up when cleaning out the chickens.”
Tony: “Thank you Mystique. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Mystique voted for Asher D and Ant. “Tiltawhirl, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Tiltawhirl, please cast your vote.”
Tiltawhirl: “ I vote Asher D and Ant. Asher D is a grass and Ant woke me up yesterday.
Tony: “Thank you for casting your vote. Please leave the Diary room”
So, Tilty also voted for Ant and Asher D. “Edgy, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Edgy, please cast your vote.”
Edgy: “I vote for Pro Evo, as he’s unhygienic and Snuggly, as he cost us the challenge today.
Tony: “Thank you for casting your vote.”
So, Edgy voted for Snuggs and Pro Evo. “Cooky, would you please make your way to the diary room.”
Tony: “Cooky, cast your vote.”
Cooky: “ I vote for Asher d, as he can’t cook and Snuggly, as he made us lose the challenge.”
Tony: Thank you. You may leave the Diary room.”
So, Cooky voted for Asher D and Snuggs. “Voting over, thank you!”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 5
Cong Man: 1
Pro Evo: 1
Ant: 2
Edgy: 0
Asher D: 6
Loki: 3
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 1
“Asher D, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 3*******************
Cong Man loses at Halo, and throws the controller at the wall. It breaks. Snuggly tries rewiring it, but fails. Edgy and Ant browse SR, and buy a new controller. “Cong Man, you now have a vote against you.” Loki is having a mercy fight with Mystique, while Tilty reads his copy of Escort that he sneaked in. Cooky and Pro Evo do all the housework.
*Later that day*
“Today, there is no challenge. So, it’s voting time”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 3
Cong Man: 2
Pro Evo: 4
Ant: 1
Edgy: 1
Loki: 5
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 1
“Loki, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
As Loki leaves, Cong Man turns on the XBox and watches the intro to Dead or Alive 3 over and over…and over again! Snuggs go outside crying, as his mate has been voted out. He sees an opportunity to escape, but can’t get his beer belly over the fence, and is caught! Ant is also caught at it…by Tiltawhirl. He is caught looking at Tiltawhirl’s Escort magazine. Edgy feeds the chickens, before being called into the Diary room.
“Edgy, your XBox control pad has arrived, along with your GAD, WWF RAW”
So, Edgy plugs in the new control pad and puts WWF RAW into the CD tray. Ant, Cong Man, Snuggly and Cooky are all watching the great intro. The lights go out, it’s the end of day three.
******************Day 4*******************
Edgy is already up. Him and Ant are playing WWF RAW. “Wake up everybody. Today, two people will leave the house, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. “It’s time too vote”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Cong Man: 3
Pro Evo: 3
Ant: 0
Edgy: 1
Mystique: 2
Tiltawhirl: 1
Cooky: 4
“Cooky, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
Cong Man arrives and has a punch up with Edgy and Ant, all due too the XBox. Tony comes in and takes away the XBox console, broken controller, Halo and Dead or Alive 3. That leaves Edgy with a control pad and WWF RAW, yet no console. Mystique is playing Pokémon on her Game Boy Colour. Pro Evo and Tilty have a dip in the swimming pool.
*Later that day*
Cong Man is in his room. He has locked the door and says he’s not coming out until he gets his XBox back. Edgy has got stuck in the ladies toilet. Ant is doing a massive sequel called Big Brother 4 on the laptop. Mystique goes skinny-dipping in the pool…with Tilty, and Snuggs is sunbathing outside. “Our second challenge of the week, followed by the vote.” The challenge is to make the best meal using a set of ingredients. Snuggly wins, closely followed by Pro Evo. Cong Man never turned up, and therefore, he gets a vote extra.
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Cong Man: 4
Pro Evo: 3
Ant: 1
Edgy: 1
Mystique: 1
Tiltawhirl: 3
“Cong Man, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 5*******************
Edgy and Ant are sharing a joke in the pool. Tilty wins GAD but is then banned by Loki. Mystique is also banned. It looks like SR must have a fault, as Snuggs has been banned too. Tony has put the XBox back. Pro Evo orders a take away, and arranges a party. It’s 10:30, and Mystique is dressing up for the party. She now looks even more scantily clad then before! Tilty is trying to play Scrabble by himself, but keeps losing. I hope he doesn’t try chess! Edgy is showing off by climbing to the top deck diving board, but gets scared. So, up from behind is Snuggly, who pushes him. Snuggs now sees a chance to escape, yet once again fails. “Mr. Snuggly, your punishment for trying to escape again is a full days work, down at SR Towers, on a Sunday, without a tea break. And you can’t fall asleep!” So, Snuggs is punished. It’s voting time. “Members of the Big Brother house, it’s voting time.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 2
Pro Evo: 2
Ant: 1
Edgy: 2
Mystique: 2
Tiltawhirl: 3
“Tiltawhirl, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*Later that day*
Mystique is hiding in the shed, all alone, without her dear Tilty. Pro Evo and Ant are preparing the food for the party whilst Edgy and Snuggs prepare the decorations. The theme is BACK TO THE FUTURE. So, Snuggs is wearing his silver space-man coat. Mystique has finally come out, and is now annoying all the other contestants to try and get herself eliminated. But, they kinda like it. Pro Evo has burnt the sausages. And the chips are still in the freezer. The crisps and drinks haven’t arrived, but other then that, all’s going well. It’s 9:35 and the party is over. It didn’t go down to well, the chips were underdone, and the company delivering the crisps and drinks mixed up the order. So, the party went wrong from the beginning. Ant, Edgy and Snuggly are blaming it on Pro Evo, and Mystique is blaming it on those who voted off Tilty. “It’s voting time.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 1
Pro Evo: 4
Ant: 1
Edgy: 3
Mystique: 1
“Pro Evo, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************Day 6*******************
So, 6 down, 4 to go. Mr.Snuggly is getting excited about winning, yet is worrying about this Sunday, where he has to work all day! Mystique is helping Ant with the cleaning, and Edgy is still trying to beat his fear on the diving board. Snuggs is now playing WWF RAW before nodding off in the chair. The team has another challenge. It’s a competition on WWF RAW, with winners (all three of them surviving the next elimination) and the loser leaving the show. “It’s time to take the challenge! You have 3 matches.”
*Results*
Mr. Snuggly: 1 match won
Ant: 3 matches won
Edgy: 3 matches won
Mystique: 2 matches won
“Mr. Snuggly, would you please leave the Big Brother house.”
*Later that day*
The last person to be eliminated is tonight. Mystique is still celebrating her victories on WWF RAW. She has forgotten about Tilty and is coming on to Ant. Ant dislikes this as he has a bird at home. Edgy is watching the NEW Sky Digital box that was installed earlier today. He has no signal and can only get Channel 4 and E4. So he is watching himself on TV. Mystique has slipped into the pool, dragging Ant with her. Edgy is now sunbathing. Mystique has just sprayed he deodorant at the camera by accident, and loses a vote! “The final vote has come.”
*Results*
Ant: 2
Edgy: 2
Mystique: 3
“Mystique, please leave the Big Brother house.”
*******************FINAL DAY*******************
So, it’s Ant and Edgy left. They both play Halo and Dead or Alive 3, and go for a dip. They also sunbathe, and wait patiently for there challenge, to decide the winner. “Ant…Edgy…your challenge is the fastest one to solve the clues, find the tags and then do 10 laps of the swimming pool.” So, they head off. “Ant and Edgy, we have the results.” They wait anxiously. “The winner of Big Brother 3 is…ANT!”
So, Allardini is waiting outside to speak to our CAD winner.
Allardini: “So Ant, how do you feel??”
Ant: “Well, I’m choked. I WON! I couldn’t do it without my friend Snuggles!”
Allardini: “Um, who’s Snuggles????”
Ant: Well, he’s my teddy bear!”
Allardini: “OK, so here’s Tony to present you with the console of your choice.”
Tony: “Well done Ant, which console do you want??”
Ant: “Could I have an Atari please??”
So, Big Brother 3 is over, Ant won an Atari, Snuggly has to work on Sunday and Tilty and Mystique are having a secret (well, it WAS a secret!) relationship.
Thanks for reading, Dead Wonder.
P.S. this took up 8 pages in Word!
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WHAT!
How can you say that after everything we've been through!
How can you say that after everything we've been through!
Me and Mystique?
Purrrrrrrlease i'd sooner go out with a smelly inbred gypsy than her/it/thing/micellanious.
:P
Oh and enough with the Tilty stuff, Tilty this Tilty that, my names Tiltawhirl it may not be much better than Tilty but it's less annoying.
Otherwise.....intresting post.
Probably should have won a GAD instead of that drivel that won it instead...sorry did I say drivel I meant ummm great post.
Purrrrrrrlease i'd sooner go out with a smelly inbred gypsy than her/it/thing/micellanious.
:P
Oh and enough with the Tilty stuff, Tilty this Tilty that, my names Tiltawhirl it may not be much better than Tilty but it's less annoying.
Otherwise.....intresting post.
Probably should have won a GAD instead of that drivel that won it instead...sorry did I say drivel I meant ummm great post.
Same goes for Survivor.
Why doesn't Survivor live up to it's name? I want to see them act out the one they mention on the radio in GTA3.
"We'll equip ten ex-convicts with machine guns and flamethrowers and let them hunt each other down"
It's a great concept, so why hasn't it been introduced?
A Battle Royale Special of Big Brother would be good too..
Why doesn't Survivor live up to it's name? I want to see them act out the one they mention on the radio in GTA3.
"We'll equip ten ex-convicts with machine guns and flamethrowers and let them hunt each other down"
It's a great concept, so why hasn't it been introduced?
A Battle Royale Special of Big Brother would be good too..
It's bad enough having Big Brother nevermind reading it in text.
I might do another special featuring Special Reserve. I wonder if Snuggly and Loki have read this!
I'm in a popping mood.
Full Monty is on tonight, Channel 4, 9:30pm, starring Robert Carlyle. I've seen it enough times, but it's a great film, so watch it!
Wonder Family
Full Monty is on tonight, Channel 4, 9:30pm, starring Robert Carlyle. I've seen it enough times, but it's a great film, so watch it!
Wonder Family
allardini wrote:
> There have been about a trillion Sr big brothers, and I hate them all! But I was
> at the end of that one, so it's ok. :-D
P.S Wasn't that long!
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I know someone did one before, but hey, who cares. That was a bit long and ye Allar, you did feature. LOL, as a presenter. And this Big Brother had better people in it. I forgot a few people, but if I had added them, I wouldn't know who to make win. I tossed a coin between Snuggs and Ant, and got Ant, then between Edgy and Mystique, and got Edgy. So they were my finalists, then I tossed a coin between Edgy and Ant, and Ant won!
> There have been about a trillion Sr big brothers, and I hate them all! But I was
> at the end of that one, so it's ok. :-D
P.S Wasn't that long!
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I know someone did one before, but hey, who cares. That was a bit long and ye Allar, you did feature. LOL, as a presenter. And this Big Brother had better people in it. I forgot a few people, but if I had added them, I wouldn't know who to make win. I tossed a coin between Snuggs and Ant, and got Ant, then between Edgy and Mystique, and got Edgy. So they were my finalists, then I tossed a coin between Edgy and Ant, and Ant won!
Where was I, eh?
Eh???
Eh???
There have been about a trillion Sr big brothers, and I hate them all! But I was at the end of that one, so it's ok. :-D
P.S Wasn't that long!
P.S Wasn't that long!
Ant wrote:
> Hehe, excellent stuff DW. And I won!! I got that Atari I always...well...anyway,
> I won! :D
Great post, lots of effort must've gone into it.
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What's wrong with the Atari??
Anyway, well done on winning. I hope I can match that if you know what I meen.
> Hehe, excellent stuff DW. And I won!! I got that Atari I always...well...anyway,
> I won! :D
Great post, lots of effort must've gone into it.
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What's wrong with the Atari??
Anyway, well done on winning. I hope I can match that if you know what I meen.
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