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The lights go down, and some very familiar music starts playing, and the fans immediatly start booing as they see the arrival of the nWo, Kevin Nash (Allardini, holding newly won WWF title), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and "The immortal" Hulk Hogan (also Dead Wonder). Nash takes the mic, and gets bood before even starting.
"Finally, I have been given what I deserve! I am without a doubt, the best wrestler there is in this buisiness! I defeated Kane with all my strength in that long and boring Iron man match." The fans boo at this statement, and Jim Ross questions whether Nash could have done it without his partners. "I don't wish to waste any more strength in my voice, on the likes of you idiotic fans," says Nash as he hands over the mic to Hall.
"Now on to disappointing matters. Last week, when the genius Vince McMahon was handing the best WWF champion of all time his belt, those rednecks of E.C f'ing W rudely interupted us on one of the finest moments in this buisiness' history, by attacking us, along with that stupid retard Kane. Here's the footage":
*The fans boo the presentation but cheer when they see Paul Heyman's hardcore clan arrive, and later on with Kane*
"Now as you see, Kane stupidly attacks us, but (and the fans start to boo) the man who is possibly future nWo material, Chris Jericho attacks him, as payback for what he did to us. We thank you, Chris. (more heat from the fans) Anyway, let's cut this straight." The mic goes over to Hulk.
"Listen, we've been talkin' to Mr. McMahon and he has organised a little match for us. Next week, Kane, you'll be facing all 3 of us and Chris Jericho in an 8-man tag match, with 3 partners of your choice from E.C f'ing W, and we'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget, and why this man (points to Nash) is the best WWF champion of all time. Meanwhile, I think you fans should learn to respect us more if you want to stay watching the WWF. Let's see Kane, have you got the gutsto accept the challenge?"
*Hulk Hogan throws down the mic and he and his partners leave the arena*
"Finally, I have been given what I deserve! I am without a doubt, the best wrestler there is in this buisiness! I defeated Kane with all my strength in that long and boring Iron man match." The fans boo at this statement, and Jim Ross questions whether Nash could have done it without his partners. "I don't wish to waste any more strength in my voice, on the likes of you idiotic fans," says Nash as he hands over the mic to Hall.
"Now on to disappointing matters. Last week, when the genius Vince McMahon was handing the best WWF champion of all time his belt, those rednecks of E.C f'ing W rudely interupted us on one of the finest moments in this buisiness' history, by attacking us, along with that stupid retard Kane. Here's the footage":
*The fans boo the presentation but cheer when they see Paul Heyman's hardcore clan arrive, and later on with Kane*
"Now as you see, Kane stupidly attacks us, but (and the fans start to boo) the man who is possibly future nWo material, Chris Jericho attacks him, as payback for what he did to us. We thank you, Chris. (more heat from the fans) Anyway, let's cut this straight." The mic goes over to Hulk.
"Listen, we've been talkin' to Mr. McMahon and he has organised a little match for us. Next week, Kane, you'll be facing all 3 of us and Chris Jericho in an 8-man tag match, with 3 partners of your choice from E.C f'ing W, and we'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget, and why this man (points to Nash) is the best WWF champion of all time. Meanwhile, I think you fans should learn to respect us more if you want to stay watching the WWF. Let's see Kane, have you got the gutsto accept the challenge?"
*Hulk Hogan throws down the mic and he and his partners leave the arena*
Yeah, that's fine Ant.
(damn, I've already written the Update)
How about this, Kane (Starlight) can face Chris Jericho (Scott Giles) in singles action, Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) can take on RVD (Rickoss) in singles, and Vince (MikeAll), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Nash (Allardini) can take on Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) in a 6 man tag?
That means that everyone can get a part of the action, and I won't need to seriously change the Update...
How about this, Kane (Starlight) can face Chris Jericho (Scott Giles) in singles action, Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) can take on RVD (Rickoss) in singles, and Vince (MikeAll), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Nash (Allardini) can take on Raven (Starlight), Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) in a 6 man tag?
That means that everyone can get a part of the action, and I won't need to seriously change the Update...
The lights go down, and some very familiar music starts playing, and the fans immediatly start booing as they see the arrival of the nWo, Kevin Nash (Allardini, holding newly won WWF title), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and "The immortal" Hulk Hogan (also Dead Wonder). Nash takes the mic, and gets bood before even starting.
"Finally, I have been given what I deserve! I am without a doubt, the best wrestler there is in this buisiness! I defeated Kane with all my strength in that long and boring Iron man match." The fans boo at this statement, and Jim Ross questions whether Nash could have done it without his partners. "I don't wish to waste any more strength in my voice, on the likes of you idiotic fans," says Nash as he hands over the mic to Hall.
"Now on to disappointing matters. Last week, when the genius Vince McMahon was handing the best WWF champion of all time his belt, those rednecks of E.C f'ing W rudely interupted us on one of the finest moments in this buisiness' history, by attacking us, along with that stupid retard Kane. Here's the footage":
*The fans boo the presentation but cheer when they see Paul Heyman's hardcore clan arrive, and later on with Kane*
"Now as you see, Kane stupidly attacks us, but (and the fans start to boo) the man who is possibly future nWo material, Chris Jericho attacks him, as payback for what he did to us. We thank you, Chris. (more heat from the fans) Anyway, let's cut this straight." The mic goes over to Hulk.
"Listen, we've been talkin' to Mr. McMahon and he has organised a little match for us. Next week, Kane, you'll be facing all 3 of us and Chris Jericho in an 8-man tag match, with 3 partners of your choice from E.C f'ing W, and we'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget, and why this man (points to Nash) is the best WWF champion of all time. Meanwhile, I think you fans should learn to respect us more if you want to stay watching the WWF. Let's see Kane, have you got the gutsto accept the challenge?"
*Hulk Hogan throws down the mic and he and his partners leave the arena*
"Finally, I have been given what I deserve! I am without a doubt, the best wrestler there is in this buisiness! I defeated Kane with all my strength in that long and boring Iron man match." The fans boo at this statement, and Jim Ross questions whether Nash could have done it without his partners. "I don't wish to waste any more strength in my voice, on the likes of you idiotic fans," says Nash as he hands over the mic to Hall.
"Now on to disappointing matters. Last week, when the genius Vince McMahon was handing the best WWF champion of all time his belt, those rednecks of E.C f'ing W rudely interupted us on one of the finest moments in this buisiness' history, by attacking us, along with that stupid retard Kane. Here's the footage":
*The fans boo the presentation but cheer when they see Paul Heyman's hardcore clan arrive, and later on with Kane*
"Now as you see, Kane stupidly attacks us, but (and the fans start to boo) the man who is possibly future nWo material, Chris Jericho attacks him, as payback for what he did to us. We thank you, Chris. (more heat from the fans) Anyway, let's cut this straight." The mic goes over to Hulk.
"Listen, we've been talkin' to Mr. McMahon and he has organised a little match for us. Next week, Kane, you'll be facing all 3 of us and Chris Jericho in an 8-man tag match, with 3 partners of your choice from E.C f'ing W, and we'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget, and why this man (points to Nash) is the best WWF champion of all time. Meanwhile, I think you fans should learn to respect us more if you want to stay watching the WWF. Let's see Kane, have you got the gutsto accept the challenge?"
*Hulk Hogan throws down the mic and he and his partners leave the arena*