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Cookie Monster has been arrested after being found in possession of hundreds of fake Reddys…
The suspicion arose last week when he was spotted walking into the Upminster Special Reserve shop and claiming every free Gamecube memory card that was being offered!
He had tried to cover his movements by choosing the most southerly of the shops as his target after he had to travel down from Scotland but it didn’t stop the sharp witted SR staff from spotting him.
He would have got away with the dastardly crime if the one of the Upminster staff members hadn’t had been carry his hi-tech surveillance camera which allowed him to catch evidence of the thief carrying out his crime. The same staff member had already foiled an earlier attempt to con the shop a few weeks earlier. Alex Sibley (Big Brother) was caught when the same camera was used to snap him threatening to pee in the shop shower if they didn’t give him Britneys’ Dance Beat FREE with his PS2.
Police raided Cookies house at 10am this morning and recovered nearly three hundred of the Reddys all show in full display on his bedroom desk. Cookie was still asleep in his bed at the time but was more annoyed at the fact that his alarm hadn’t gone off to wake him up for college than at the fact that he was being arrested.
It is thought that he was using highly technological specialised Reddy creating equipment including a super ultra laser-printing device that was used to forge the shiny glossy ink that is used on the ‘tickets.’
Many of the people who knew the monster told us that he needed the memory cards to help to fuel his quest to complete Super Monkey Ball for the 50th time and that he wanted to keep a hard copy of each achievement on disk so that he could look back at his superiority to other Monkey Ball players.
Police have not released an official statement yet but a spokesperson for SR gave us the statement, “Reddy fraud is bad, don’t do it…”
Many SR members though including one unnamed member were very disappointed though, “I came here today to renew my membership and claim a free gift but unfortunately all of the memory cards have been taken, I am very distressed about this and will be looking for compensation due to the fact that I cannot save my games.”
The suspicion arose last week when he was spotted walking into the Upminster Special Reserve shop and claiming every free Gamecube memory card that was being offered!
He had tried to cover his movements by choosing the most southerly of the shops as his target after he had to travel down from Scotland but it didn’t stop the sharp witted SR staff from spotting him.
He would have got away with the dastardly crime if the one of the Upminster staff members hadn’t had been carry his hi-tech surveillance camera which allowed him to catch evidence of the thief carrying out his crime. The same staff member had already foiled an earlier attempt to con the shop a few weeks earlier. Alex Sibley (Big Brother) was caught when the same camera was used to snap him threatening to pee in the shop shower if they didn’t give him Britneys’ Dance Beat FREE with his PS2.
Police raided Cookies house at 10am this morning and recovered nearly three hundred of the Reddys all show in full display on his bedroom desk. Cookie was still asleep in his bed at the time but was more annoyed at the fact that his alarm hadn’t gone off to wake him up for college than at the fact that he was being arrested.
It is thought that he was using highly technological specialised Reddy creating equipment including a super ultra laser-printing device that was used to forge the shiny glossy ink that is used on the ‘tickets.’
Many of the people who knew the monster told us that he needed the memory cards to help to fuel his quest to complete Super Monkey Ball for the 50th time and that he wanted to keep a hard copy of each achievement on disk so that he could look back at his superiority to other Monkey Ball players.
Police have not released an official statement yet but a spokesperson for SR gave us the statement, “Reddy fraud is bad, don’t do it…”
Many SR members though including one unnamed member were very disappointed though, “I came here today to renew my membership and claim a free gift but unfortunately all of the memory cards have been taken, I am very distressed about this and will be looking for compensation due to the fact that I cannot save my games.”
You're really admitting to everything now!
Where did you buy this super ultra laser-printing device from?
Where did you buy this super ultra laser-printing device from?
phi11ip wrote:
> Do super ultra laser-printing devices need ink?
I think so. Otherwise how would you get different colours?
> Do super ultra laser-printing devices need ink?
I think so. Otherwise how would you get different colours?
Do super ultra laser-printing devices need ink?
cookie monster wrote:
> *Puts red ink refill in printer*
Thats the confession the forum wanted..no where are the police when you need them eh?
> *Puts red ink refill in printer*
Thats the confession the forum wanted..no where are the police when you need them eh?
*Puts red ink refill in printer*
Lets see:
I'm annoyed at the lack of GC memory cards in the shop...
I'm in a typing kinda mood...
What do we do?
Write a crappy topic about the lack of GC memory cards in store!
Yay!
I'm annoyed at the lack of GC memory cards in the shop...
I'm in a typing kinda mood...
What do we do?
Write a crappy topic about the lack of GC memory cards in store!
Yay!
....yes
Cookie Monster has been arrested after being found in possession of hundreds of fake Reddys…
The suspicion arose last week when he was spotted walking into the Upminster Special Reserve shop and claiming every free Gamecube memory card that was being offered!
He had tried to cover his movements by choosing the most southerly of the shops as his target after he had to travel down from Scotland but it didn’t stop the sharp witted SR staff from spotting him.
He would have got away with the dastardly crime if the one of the Upminster staff members hadn’t had been carry his hi-tech surveillance camera which allowed him to catch evidence of the thief carrying out his crime. The same staff member had already foiled an earlier attempt to con the shop a few weeks earlier. Alex Sibley (Big Brother) was caught when the same camera was used to snap him threatening to pee in the shop shower if they didn’t give him Britneys’ Dance Beat FREE with his PS2.
Police raided Cookies house at 10am this morning and recovered nearly three hundred of the Reddys all show in full display on his bedroom desk. Cookie was still asleep in his bed at the time but was more annoyed at the fact that his alarm hadn’t gone off to wake him up for college than at the fact that he was being arrested.
It is thought that he was using highly technological specialised Reddy creating equipment including a super ultra laser-printing device that was used to forge the shiny glossy ink that is used on the ‘tickets.’
Many of the people who knew the monster told us that he needed the memory cards to help to fuel his quest to complete Super Monkey Ball for the 50th time and that he wanted to keep a hard copy of each achievement on disk so that he could look back at his superiority to other Monkey Ball players.
Police have not released an official statement yet but a spokesperson for SR gave us the statement, “Reddy fraud is bad, don’t do it…”
Many SR members though including one unnamed member were very disappointed though, “I came here today to renew my membership and claim a free gift but unfortunately all of the memory cards have been taken, I am very distressed about this and will be looking for compensation due to the fact that I cannot save my games.”
The suspicion arose last week when he was spotted walking into the Upminster Special Reserve shop and claiming every free Gamecube memory card that was being offered!
He had tried to cover his movements by choosing the most southerly of the shops as his target after he had to travel down from Scotland but it didn’t stop the sharp witted SR staff from spotting him.
He would have got away with the dastardly crime if the one of the Upminster staff members hadn’t had been carry his hi-tech surveillance camera which allowed him to catch evidence of the thief carrying out his crime. The same staff member had already foiled an earlier attempt to con the shop a few weeks earlier. Alex Sibley (Big Brother) was caught when the same camera was used to snap him threatening to pee in the shop shower if they didn’t give him Britneys’ Dance Beat FREE with his PS2.
Police raided Cookies house at 10am this morning and recovered nearly three hundred of the Reddys all show in full display on his bedroom desk. Cookie was still asleep in his bed at the time but was more annoyed at the fact that his alarm hadn’t gone off to wake him up for college than at the fact that he was being arrested.
It is thought that he was using highly technological specialised Reddy creating equipment including a super ultra laser-printing device that was used to forge the shiny glossy ink that is used on the ‘tickets.’
Many of the people who knew the monster told us that he needed the memory cards to help to fuel his quest to complete Super Monkey Ball for the 50th time and that he wanted to keep a hard copy of each achievement on disk so that he could look back at his superiority to other Monkey Ball players.
Police have not released an official statement yet but a spokesperson for SR gave us the statement, “Reddy fraud is bad, don’t do it…”
Many SR members though including one unnamed member were very disappointed though, “I came here today to renew my membership and claim a free gift but unfortunately all of the memory cards have been taken, I am very distressed about this and will be looking for compensation due to the fact that I cannot save my games.”