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"Um........evil ducks"

There was just a loud bang at my window and when I went to see what it was I saw....ducks. They were flying toward my BARRED window. How stupid are animals getting these days. I'm suddenly in love....:|

*throws mirror to sweet vermin who see's his reflection and disintigrates*

"uses sweet vermin as a human shield"

maddmun wrote:
> *chases drunk cow with a cattle prod*

"trips on a rock like an idiot"

hmm, i have had evil ducks bite a my feet before (when i was trying to feed them as a small child - the cheekly little...)

But they'v never flown at my window before....hmmm

*chases drunk cow with a cattle prod*

maddmun wrote:
> *sprays duck DNA on the knife*
> Ha, now all you'll see is ducks!

"runs away in pathetic way like in the movies"

*sprays duck DNA on the knife*
Ha, now all you'll see is ducks!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the cuteness is frying my eyes to the core. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


"cries uncontrollably"



Can't take it!!!!


"picks up knife"


"stab stab stab"

"shivers wildly"

DUCK ARMY, ATTACK!


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Mwahahaha