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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!


Ok, so it's probably not that good, but I thought I'd share it with you anyway...

cookie monster wrote:
> I thought i had a great singing voice as well

But your scottish?

Ah, I remember being at this cool party in this girls house, loads of school folk and friends where there. Anyway one of my mates said he never pulled this minger but a few of us where sure he did.

Few weeks later this girl was showing pics of teh party and you could clearly see my mate and this girl getting up to stuff in the back of the pic.

Filming parties when you are drunk would be cool to watch the next day.

Your Honour wrote:
> Nope, no more booze for me

I didn't think that was POSSIBLE to say, even when you're sober, I haven't met any yet...

Yes

I think my plan was to pick it up when I was leaving

I got really angry because I was being accused for something I thought I never done... ah they all turned round in such a foul mood after seeing it.

I've always wanted to set a video camera up in a little corner of the room during the party, and just record the general goings on.

I bet its hilarious to watch it the next day :-)

Did you forget it was you that hid the vodka?

We used to film us getting drunk then watch it next morning whilst eating bacon

Embarrasing to say the least.

Also once a bottle of vodka went missing, and on camera you see me run past and hide it. Ahhh happy days

I thought i had a great singing voice as well, then i recorded it onto my computer and listened.

I think cats in boiling water would have sounded sweeter.

Nobody ever likes to hear me sing

I think I sound great

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon


Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!


Ok, so it's probably not that good, but I thought I'd share it with you anyway...